Player's Corner Royal Rumble

[Ben]

If everyone on players corner got in a huge brawl who would come out on top?


My top 4 guesses are. (in no particular order)

1. Me
2. Anticor
3. Peam
4. Tsa'ah

[Soulpieced]

Soulpieced smash.

[Edaarin]

RangerD1, Soulpieced and I would probably wait till you 4 kill each other, then take out whoever's left standing.

[Hips]

Edaarin would kung fu you all. :lol:

[Drew2]

LOL OMFG I CAN KICK EVERYONE IN PC'S ASS I AM THE SHIZNIT FOR SHIZZLE.


Thanks for proving my point, Ben.

[Hulkein]

In a big brawl big dudes have a big advantage, most likely Ben or Anticor, never seen Anticor though. One on one it'd probably be someone a little faster like Ranger.

[AnticorRifling]

Ben
Peam
Kranar (he'd use some mind tricks he's a sneaky bastard)
Maimara

[Ben]

Originally posted by Tayre
LOL OMFG I CAN KICK EVERYONE IN PC'S ASS I AM THE SHIZNIT FOR SHIZZLE.


Thanks for proving my point, Ben.


This is just a fun topic i started.

How about you put your money where your mouth is and YOU start a poll, Who should stay on P.C Ben or Tayre and the person with the most votes by the 8th stays and the loser quits the board and never posts again.

[Drew2]

Mostly because I'm not into pissing contests. That, and I could care less what you think I should do.

[Soulpieced]

How about you put your money where your mouth is and YOU start a poll, Who should stay on P.C Ben or Tayre and the person with the most votes by the 8th stays and the loser quits the board and never posts again.

.

Now THAT'S a Royal Rumble.

[Xcalibur]

I was brown belt in karate before, and we have a very very strong endurance here..

10$ on me

[Edaarin]

Brown belt, huh.

<giggling in the corner>

[Weedmage Princess]

I'd just like to say I could kick Ranger and Edaarin's asses with one hand behind my back.

ROARAGE!!! :flamed:

[Hips]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
I'd just like to say I could kick Ranger and Edaarin's asses with one hand behind my back.

ROARAGE!!! :flamed:

Nah, you'd break your hip halfway into it. :P

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Brown belt, huh.

<giggling in the corner>

I know, it sux, the teacher died and there was no other near, bah...

Brawling is an evil form of fighting, people that didn't do it cannot imagine how it is chaotic and dangerous.

I had only 2, and the 2 times I went to hospital (not alone though:P)

[EmpressBtch]

Edaarin....you're....giggling?

[Weedmage Princess]

MICHIKO!!!!!!! :(

Fine, I'm going to sick the bunny on you tonight, girlie ::scoff::

[Hips]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
MICHIKO!!!!!!! :(

Fine, I'm going to sick the bunny on you tonight, girlie ::scoff::

It didn't bother me last night... I slept extremely well as I always do. <3 to my down comforter for protecting me from the evilness of that bunny.

Anyway, I wouldn't get into this fight or rumble or whatever. I've only thrown one punch in my life and it was in eighth grade.

[Edited on 12-3-2003 by GS3 Michiko]

[Kurili]

Me. Because I'd be sneaking around behind everyone getting shots in then looking innocent.

Age and craftiness do have advantages. Not to mention that canes make very good weapons.

Acolyte Kurili

[Overlord]

Been part of three bar brawls and a few sporting events (was worse had both in the same night)
Anyone ever participated in a brawl? I admit to being a drunken raging fool, was a nice rush though

[Hulkein]

I've been in a couple, no huge brawls Outsiders style though, just pretty much fights that break out.

[Latrinsorm]

Stray, cuz he's a hippie and hippies fight dirty.

[Overlord]

One of my worst experiences would have to be in Ireland, these english bastards were being complete arseholes I honestly don't remember what about *cough* So I jumped on one ot them and started repeatedly punching his fat fucking face like a pneumatic drill. Aha well...Im sure he deserved it, soon enough got a pint glass to my head

[Hulkein]

Hahahaha, that's fuckin awesome. I'm Irish but didn't grow up there, sometimes I wish I did

[Overlord]

LoL No you don't the IRA sucks balls man, glad I grew up in Scotland we were discussing politics while intoxicated, what a recipe for destruction, a Scotsman an Irishman and an Englishman get drunk and start talking about politics in a bar...Scotsman wins by default

[Sean]

i'd just like to point out .. my exculsion from the royal rumble cut me deep

[Kurili]

Aww, but you were my secret weapon, Tijay. While you struck terror into their hearts, I was going to come up and strike em across the head with a chipped brick.


Acolyte Kurili

[Chadj]

i would karate all yo' asses, and i play football and hockey, and i would own! ok, fine.. i wouldn't.. but still

[Souzy]

I don't know, this is kinda hard. I'd have to go with the guys that are/were in the army, navy, military, ect. I'd think because they go through extensive training and learn combat maneuvers, they can whoop ass IRL. Street fighting is one thing, but if you don't know how to block and move, you have nothing on them. :P

[peam]

...until I hit them with a crowbar.

[Chelle]

Originally posted by Tijay
i'd just like to point out .. my exculsion from the royal rumble cut me deep

It shouldn't. It just means you're a lover not a fighter.

However, I do believe Maimara could kick all your asses.

Thats all. :D

[Weedmage Princess]

I'd win, I'd bust out the nerve gas.

[Edaarin]

Originally posted by Chadj
i would karate all yo' asses, and i play football and hockey, and i would own! ok, fine.. i wouldn't.. but still

yeah, it'll be really scary especially after you finish puberty. heh.

[Xcalibur]

hehehehehehhe
size do matter then? ;)

[Carl Spackler]

Originally posted by Chadj
i would karate all yo' asses, and i play football and hockey, and i would own! ok, fine.. i wouldn't.. but still

fighting on the ice is completely different from off it

[GSTamral]

The bigger the brawl, the more people, the less space, the more people seem to forget how effective the simple head butt is

[Hulkein]

A good headbutt is devastating, my one friend is constantly headbutting people, including his friends. One time I saw stars for a good 5 seconds and it wasnt too serious of a headbutt

[Carl Spackler]

eye gouge, fish hook, you gotta pull out all the stops

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Edaarin

Originally posted by Chadj
i would karate all yo' asses, and i play football and hockey, and i would own! ok, fine.. i wouldn't.. but still

yeah, it'll be really scary especially after you finish puberty. heh.

Funny, seeing as you haven't finished.

Puberty stops at 25 for most males.

Then again asians age slowly. Like elves.

[Edaarin]

Stops at 25 for most males. Brilliant. Medical generalizations are just that, generalizations. And like most things, the most sweeping changes come at first, then marginally over time at a diminished rate.

[LazyBard]

Originally posted by Hulkein
A good headbutt is devastating, my one friend is constantly headbutting people, including his friends. One time I saw stars for a good 5 seconds and it wasnt too serious of a headbutt

I have a friend that is the same way. Sitting there on the couch watching a movie and he will just walk up out of now where *bing* and the only reply I can ever give is "asshole!"

[DarknessWithin]

I'd say Maimara would severly beat everyone. She's already vowed to make everyone her bitch...wht's stopping her?

But never underestimate the pain that a 200 lb power wheelchair can create. I used to play Wheelchair Hockey and good lord that was some crazy shit. Guys in those sports chairs would run into each other so hard they'd knock each other out of their chairs but get right back up. Meanwhile you'd get trucked by someone in a powerchair and trust me, those don't tip over easy ::chuckles::

But as for me, I'm a lover not a fighter. Although someone tried to pick a fight with me (who the hell tries to pick a fight with someone in a wheelchair?!?) in high school. Needless to say, his foot got aquainted with my tire and his shins with my footplates. Dude was limping for a week. I heard my friends on the football team met up with him too :D Funny thing is, they never expect the guy in the wheelchair :saint: lol. Long story short, Wheelchairs make good weapons when used properly :lol:

[Hulkein]

I'm glad your friends met up with him, hopefully the kid was asking them to help find his teeth afterwards.

[Betheny]

I will whoop you all like the little bitches you are.

[DarknessWithin]

Originally posted by Maimara
I will whoop you all like the little bitches you are.

See?? I told you! your in for it now

Originally posted by Hulkein
In a big brawl big dudes have a big advantage, most likely Ben or Anticor, never seen Anticor though. One on one it'd probably be someone a little faster like Ranger.

Nah, big dudes usually get ganged up on in brawls. The trick to any brawl is just smash whoever is in front of you and NEVER STOP MOVING.

As for the topic of the thread. No idea really. Fights can usually go anyway depending on alot of things so its hard to say with any certainty. Especially since i've never actually seen any of the people here.

[Ben]

Originally posted by Tayre
Mostly because I'm not into pissing contests. That, and I could care less what you think I should do.


Don't be afraid.

[Betheny]

I'll take you all on, with one hand tied behind my back.

The Titsmack of Doom is undefeatable.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Maimara
The Titsmack of Doom is undefeatable.

...I find myself strangely intrigued and disturbed at the same time.

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Nah, big dudes usually get ganged up on in brawls. The trick to any brawl is just smash whoever is in front of you and NEVER STOP MOVING.


Yeah that's true, me and like 5 friends were at a frat like a month ago and it turns out a kid who almost fought one of my friends the night before was a member there. They started the brawl by walking up to my biggest friend, tapping him on the shoulder and drilling him and put like 3 people on him, lol. That was a crazy night.

[Ben]

Originally posted by RangerD1
The trick to any brawl is just smash whoever is in front of you and NEVER STOP MOVING.

I find "street fights" to be more like confidence and experience than strength or skill honestly, i've seen tons of big dudes get beat up by a little dude who didnt give a fuck and just got up in their face and started slamming them before they could react.

[Xcalibur]

My trick, if it's any of use anyway, is to be sure of what's behind you. You can defend yourself in front, but not in back and in a brawl, a good hit = on the ground being smashed.

[Stunseed]

It's not the size of the dog.
It's the size of the fight in the dog.

Experience counts for alot, surveying your surroundings, etc...Finding sweet Lady Brick increases your chances exponentially.

Love you Jolena

[Lord Whirlin]

It's all political. Form alliances with certain people in the pit, then stab them in the back with a shard of glass as he finishes knocking out the last person.

It's always worked for me

[Ben]

Originally posted by Lord Whirlin
stab them in the back with a shard of glass

Can people keep the broken glass comments down for a couple weeks?

[Lord Whirlin]

Yeah, speaking of that, how's the head?

Originally posted by Ben

Originally posted by RangerD1
The trick to any brawl is just smash whoever is in front of you and NEVER STOP MOVING.

I find "street fights" to be more like confidence and experience than strength or skill honestly, i've seen tons of big dudes get beat up by a little dude who didnt give a fuck and just got up in their face and started slamming them before they could react.

Exactly. People get intimidated, freeze up, punk out, don't wanna swing. whatever the case is. But i've come to realize that 90% of the people in this world no matter how hard they think they are, or where they are from are pussies.

They might be able to pulverize someone but if they take 1 or 2 punches to the face they ball up like bitches.

My buddy Jerry is like 5'6 140 lbs and i've seen him completely own people twice his size because he doesn't give a shit either way.

[Ben]

Originally posted by Lord Whirlin
Yeah, speaking of that, how's the head?

My eye forehead and temple are all sewn up and pretty ugly to look at(i'll post pics in a day or two), they gave me painkiller but i'm just drinkin graves(190 proof) instead cuz I don't like taking drugs.

[Lord Deprav]

Originally posted by Kurili
Me. Because I'd be sneaking around behind everyone getting shots in then looking innocent.

Age and craftiness do have advantages. Not to mention that canes make very good weapons.

Acolyte Kurili

The Acolyte would smash the Hobbits!

Deprav
Who also smashes hobbits.

[Kurili]

We must go Hobbit-smashing Deprav!

Acolyte Kurili

[Tsa`ah]

You guys go find out, I'll be at the bar.

[longshot]

I have to pick four?

No particular order here...
Ben and Tsa'ah (what a tag team that would make, eh?)

Anitcor.
He'd wear a pink shirt too, which would be fucking hilarious.

I think peam looks too nice and smokes too much pot...
So, I think I'd have to put RangerD1 in his spot.

Fifth is Maimara.

[Betheny]

Why me? DO YOU FEAR MY PWNAGE?

And, peam smokes pot?

[Ben]

I don't think Peam smokes pot.

[peam]

Me either.

[HarmNone]

::HarmNone plops herself down at the bar with Tsa`ah::

I shall buy drinks for the winner(s). :D

HarmNone will even buy for the losers...those that survive

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Lord Whirlin
It's all political. Form alliances with certain people in the pit, then stab them in the back with a shard of glass as he finishes knocking out the last person.

It's always worked for me

I didn't realize you were such a bad ass. I'm going to stay away from you now.

[Meos]

<~~~~Dominate Alpha Male

[LazyBard]

I'll be at the bard drinking myself into the ground while you all finish kicking each others ass. I wake up with a hangover (maybe) you wake up with stitches.


Score cards say??? LazyBard wins

[Betheny]

Until Beth knocks his ass halfway to Toledo with the titsmack of doom, and claims the title in the name of righeousness.

Sincerely,
Jesus Christ III, AKA Beth

[LazyBard]

Originally posted by Maimara
Until Beth knocks his ass halfway to Toledo with the titsmack of doom, and claims the title in the name of righeousness.

Sincerely,
Jesus Christ III, AKA Beth


and being titsmacked is a bad thing right??

[Hulkein]

'Jesus Christ III'? LOL, who was JC II?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Hulkein
'Jesus Christ III'? LOL, who was JC II?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise.

[Latrinsorm]

Where's Rastaman when you need him...

...assuming of course he knows anything about Rastafarian theology.