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JHarris
09-27-2007, 12:12 PM
Inspired by their famous thread and the encouragement of a few friends, I thought I'd post about a little encounter Ranil had with Kyrandos and Cronuss. I won't post the entire log because, well, this went on for multiple hours. Here's a summary of what happened along with some of the highlights:

Ranil went to the town well to defry his mind. I think when he first got there, Kyrandos was stunned, and so he politely asked what was going on. Krissta, Cronuss's girlfriend(?) explained they were pulling pranks on one another. Thinking nothing more of this, he exchanged some pleasant words with her.

A few seconds later, Kyrandos started slapping Ranil and tried to drag him out of the well. This is where it starts getting good. Ranil calmly suggests they go outside the town to discuss this. Kyrandos continues to do his stupid act of pouring milk on Ranil, etc, and Cronuss even casts a spell at him. (He later claims it was spirit barrier. I'm sure.) Eventually, after Ranil has suggested it about 5 times, Kyrandos agrees to join his group. (He claims to 'help him Ranil be a better man - he obviously knew what he was doing). Ranil walks him slowly out of town and kills him. Here's what follows:

[Roll result: 225 (open d100: 46) Penalties: 0]
You feint to the right, Kyrandos buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>get claid
You remove an ivory-hilted mithril claidhmore from in your black weapons harness.
>ambush kyr
You swing an ivory-hilted mithril claidhmore at Kyrandos!
AS: +399 vs DS: +104 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +42 = +374
... and hit for 102 points of damage!
Powerful slash!
Kyrandos's left leg is severed at the knee!
Kyrandos screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
>
You say, "A pity, really."
>
Blassian just went southwest.
>ambush kyr head
You swing an ivory-hilted mithril claidhmore at Kyrandos!
AS: +399 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +61 = +455
... and hit for 110 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens Kyrandos's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!

* Kyrandos drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
R>
* Kyrandos just bit the dust!

>say Now you are dead for being an idiot.
You say, "Now you are dead for being an idiot."
>
>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
>
Great Lord Cronuss just arrived.
>
The ghostly voice of Kyrandos says, "Nonsense."
>stance offensive
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
Cronuss traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
Cronuss gestures at you.
A void rips open in the area, nearly on top of you!
Refreshing breeze ruffles your hair making you look cool.

Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
>
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
>
Cronuss sneers.
>wtrick feint cronuss
[Roll result: 318 (open d100: 139) Bonus: 18]
You feint low, Cronuss buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
A rolton tries to bite you!
You evade the attack with ease!
>ambush cronuss head
You swing an ivory-hilted mithril claidhmore at Cronuss!
AS: +399 vs DS: +251 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +17 = +197
... and hit for 81 points of damage!
Wild upward slash removes Cronuss's face from his skull!
Interesting way to die.

* Cronuss drops dead at your feet!

Cronuss glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Cronuss.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Cronuss.
The air calms down around Cronuss.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Cronuss's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The light blue glow leaves Cronuss.
The deep blue glow leaves Cronuss.
The very powerful look leaves Cronuss.
The white light leaves Cronuss.
The powerful look leaves Cronuss.
The bright luminescence fades from around Cronuss.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Cronuss.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

Seems to me Cronuss broke a little policy there. Woops! What follows is even better: Kyrandos and Cronuss both telling me they are going to 'report me to the higher powers', blah blah. Claiming I killed both without provocation. I make it very clear to both that if either touches me again, I will gladly removed the offending part of their body. Well, surprise surprise, Kyrandos kisses me and runs.

Of course nothing happens with the 'higher powers', but Cronuss starts running around town casting curse and dispell at me along with one of his little friends (Nyril, maybe?). I eventually get him arrested for it. He cries some more, and both he and Kyrandos start badmouthing Ranil on the amunet, claiming he kills randomly. Well, funny thing there - a good number of people in the landing are friends with Ranil and know that doesn't make much sense. Further, there was more than one person hiding or invis watching the entire thing and they spoke up.

I then see:

*Cronuss just bit the dust!

Ah! How nice. I quickly have a friend send out a familiar and find that he is in vipershrowd. Turns out Kyrandos is going out there to help him. Too bad. Ranil runs out and cuts off his leg:

You swing an ivory-hilted mithril claidhmore at Kyrandos!
AS: +415 vs DS: +135 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +85 = +402
... and hit for 113 points of damage!
Left hip pulped, severing the leg.
Kyrandos screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
A dark panther pounces to the ground in front of you!
R>
A hanging tree viper winds its way through the canopy overhead.

You say, "That's for touching me."

You say, "Dont do it again. You know the consequences."
>
A dark panther claws at Kyrandos!
AS: +198 vs DS: +74 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +27 = +176
... and hits for 14 points of damage!
Strike to left hand breaks a fingernail!

* Kyrandos drops dead at your feet!

Ahh.. how they cried about that. And then they started in with their famous insult: they called me a victim! ROFL. Kyrandos and Cronuss come back to the well eventually and start in with the touching again. I told them multiple times that if they touched me, cast at me.. anything offensive, really, I would kill them again. Well, apparently pounding sense into them takes longer than most. Kyrandos keeps up, and Cronuss casts another curse or two.

They then go and wait outside of the North gate, making comments to random people that they know I am coming. Well, this gets back to me and I do hate to dissapoint, so I walk out and kill Kyrandos again. Cronuss decides to try to cast a few voids at me once more and fails. I kill him too. Really, don't they learn?

So in the end, they died multiple times, got arrested, and cried a bunch about me being 'too high level' blah blah blah. I.. had a few hours of laughs with some of my friends about it. I guess their little game of annoying people for fun failed a bit. Honestly, had they just stopped at any point, and I made this clear and gave them chances, I wouldn't have killed them anymore. Too bad they couldn't figure that out.

Makkah
09-27-2007, 12:16 PM
Uh... what?

Warriorbird
09-27-2007, 12:17 PM
Sounds like Kyrandos and Cronuss got owned. Repeatedly.

CrystalTears
09-27-2007, 12:19 PM
Pouring milk on people seems to really do it for them. I'm glad I don't run into them.

Khariz
09-27-2007, 12:21 PM
Ohh ohh, I was there hiding for the last two deaths you didn't post. This is funny!

Lord Kyrandos just arrived.
H>
Great Lord Cronuss just went through the wooden gates.
H>
Ranil swings an ivory-hilted mithril claidhmore at Kyrandos!
AS: +415 vs DS: +177 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +73 = +342
... and hits for 186 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.

* Kyrandos drops dead at your feet!

The dully illuminated mantle protecting Kyrandos begins to falter, then completely fades away.
Kyrandos appears less confident and fearless.
Kyrandos loses the flickering pale grey energy surrounding him.
A crimson mist bleeds out from Kyrandos's exposed skin.
H>
* Kyrandos just bit the dust!

Ranil says, "Didn't want to dissapoint you."
Great Lord Cronuss just came through the wooden gates.
H>
Ranil smiles at Kyrandos.
H>
Cronuss blinks.
H>
Cronuss traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
H>
Cronuss gestures at Ranil.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Ranil!
Ranil's ears pop audibly.
+2 Hits
H>
Ranil says, "Do not touch me again."
H>
Cronuss traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
H>
Cronuss gestures at Ranil.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Ranil!
Air sucked from Ranil's lungs.
+6 Hits.
Ranil is stunned!

Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
H>
Great Lord Cronuss just went through the wooden gates.
H>
Great Lord Cronuss just came through the wooden gates.
H>
Cronuss traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
H>
Cronuss gestures at Ranil.
A void rips open in the area, nearly on top of Ranil!
Refreshing breeze ruffles Ranil's hair, boy does he look cool.

Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
H>
Ranil swings an ivory-hilted mithril claidhmore at Cronuss!
AS: +399 vs DS: +304 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +37 = +164
... and hits for 65 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.

* Cronuss drops dead at your feet!

Cronuss glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Cronuss.
The powerful look leaves Cronuss.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Cronuss's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The light blue glow leaves Cronuss.
The deep blue glow leaves Cronuss.
The very powerful look leaves Cronuss.
The white light leaves Cronuss.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Cronuss.
The bright luminescence fades from around Cronuss.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Cronuss.
H>
* Cronuss just bit the dust!
H>
Ranil says, "Nice voids."
H>
Ranil says, "Do not touch me or attack me again."
H>
Ranil says, "Or this will happen."

Kyrandos
09-27-2007, 12:28 PM
::touches Ranil::

Some Rogue
09-27-2007, 12:29 PM
Hahaha, nice. Love when idiots get their asses handed to them.

Gan
09-27-2007, 12:30 PM
Sounds like Kyrandos and Cronuss got owned. Repeatedly.

x2

Makkah
09-27-2007, 12:54 PM
I mean... sure they come across as morons, but are you that much better?

Khariz
09-27-2007, 12:57 PM
I mean... sure they come across as morons, but are you that much better?

LOL. You would just have to interact with them in game to understand.

If you can sit there for over an hour of another character pouring shit on you and do all sorts of nasty crazy shit to you, and not react in any way, you are either AFK, RPing a Stoic, or stupid.

Ranil is not RPed a Stoic, he wasn't AFK, and he isn't stupid. That left two options:

1. Use OOC mechanics such as WARN HARASSMENT

2. Take them problem into his own hands.

He chose 2, and it's very amusing!

Danical
09-27-2007, 12:59 PM
Imagine the headaches when these two clowns get to a high enough level to really lord over others.

Hopefully this won't come to pass but I have a feeling they're both rather persistent.

Gan
09-27-2007, 01:07 PM
High Maintenance Characters

A label they will soon be familiar with.

CrystalTears
09-27-2007, 01:12 PM
And I think that's all it will be... a label. Do they really do anything to HMCs?

Makkah
09-27-2007, 01:13 PM
They ban them for 24 hours now. Ask Jamus and Rusteek :-D

Gan
09-27-2007, 01:13 PM
Only if they piss off a GM.

Gan
09-27-2007, 01:15 PM
LOL

Jamus got banned for 24 hours?

Makkah
09-27-2007, 01:16 PM
Yea. That sassy bitch. He and Rusteek were banned for 24 hours

Kyrandos
09-27-2007, 02:21 PM
LOL. You would just have to interact with them in game to understand.

If you can sit there for over an hour of another character pouring shit on you and do all sorts of nasty crazy shit to you, and not react in any way, you are either AFK, RPing a Stoic, or stupid.

Ranil is not RPed a Stoic, he wasn't AFK, and he isn't stupid. That left two options:

1. Use OOC mechanics such as WARN HARASSMENT

2. Take them problem into his own hands.

He chose 2, and it's very amusing!

I love how you play up the 5 bottles of milk I dumped on you and the two dozen pokes and touches as hours of milking and horrible, terrible, unmentionable harrassment.

I also love it when people kill me in town.

I derive amusement from the situation in that you will vehemently declare that you were not bothered, aggravated, or annoyed - yet you and your friends were more than willing to go to jail repeatedly over my touching, and post these threads on the forums about how much of a jerkface I am.

We both had fun. You paid more money than I did doing so. Way I see it, it was a happy situation. Unless my "doing all sorts of nasty crazy shit to you" has REALLY offended you, in which case....


::rests his hand on Ranil's shoulder:: Oh Billy, I'm so sorry..

Kyrandos
09-27-2007, 02:24 PM
High Maintenance Characters

A label they will soon be familiar with.

Kyrandos was labeled HMC over 10 years ago. He's been banned three times, all for provocing fights and killing players. These days, however, it's a lot harder to find characters his level to stand toe to toe with.

I'm not particularly worried about it.

Khariz
09-27-2007, 02:24 PM
Guess you missed the part where every time you were killed, it was outside of town. This thread is about Ranil's interactions with you. Not mine.

Danical
09-27-2007, 02:26 PM
::rests his hand on Ranil's shoulder:: Oh Billy, I'm so sorry..

:weird:

JHarris
09-27-2007, 02:36 PM
I also love it when people kill me in town

I love it when people cast spells at me in town. Its funny when they go to jail for it. Sadly, I never killed you in town; I lost no money whatsoever over this.


I derive amusement from the situation in that you will vehemently declare that you were not bothered, aggravated, or annoyed - yet you and your friends were more than willing to go to jail repeatedly over my touching, and post these threads on the forums about how much of a jerkface I am.

Again, nothing bad happened to me, outside of getting some of your character's blood on my sword. And I'm not bothered, or aggravated. I thought your colossal failure to annoy me was hilarious and I wanted to share it with others. I also thought your hypocrisy really showed through here, which is very funny in and of itself. (Let me help you see it: you calling other people a victim and crying over your own deaths, about how its unfair that I am twice your level. Further, you obviously were getting quite upset about it in game when you have claimed before that this game doesn't matter to you.)


You paid more money than I did doing so. Way I see it, it was a happy situation.

If by I paid more money you mean I paid you lots of death, then yes, I paid more money.

Reading comprehension isn't really your thing, I see. Let me help ya out with a line from my original post:

"So in the end, they died multiple times, got arrested, and cried a bunch about me being 'too high level' blah blah blah. I.. had a few hours of laughs with some of my friends about it."

Fallen
09-27-2007, 02:37 PM
Hopefully Rusteek will stop being such a tool after his ban.

Kyrandos
09-27-2007, 02:37 PM
Guess you missed the part where every time you were killed, it was outside of town. This thread is about Ranil's interactions with you. Not mine.

You weren't around very long, apparantly, because your statement is factually incorrect. I was killed outside of town once. Guwaine went to jail 2 maybe three times for killing me and for assault, and at least once a few days prior for killing me in town. Ranil went to jail at least once for attacking me.

The handful of silvers I spent on replacing a couple deeds really isn't a concern.

Khariz
09-27-2007, 02:38 PM
You weren't around very long, apparantly, because your statement is factually incorrect. I was killed outside of town once. Guwaine went to jail 2 maybe three times for killing me and for assault, and at least once a few days prior for killing me in town. Ranil went to jail at least once for attacking me.

The handful of silvers I spent on replacing a couple deeds really isn't a concern.

Ranil never went to jail or paid a silver for anything. Guwain has nothing to do with Ranil's post.

Kyrandos
09-27-2007, 02:38 PM
I love it when people cast spells at me in town. Its funny when they go to jail for it. Sadly, I never killed you in town; I lost no money whatsoever over this.



Again, nothing bad happened to me, outside of getting some of your character's blood on my sword. And I'm not bothered, or aggravated. I thought your colossal failure to annoy me was hilarious and I wanted to share it with others. I also thought your hypocrisy really showed through here, which is very funny in and of itself. (Let me help you see it: you calling other people a victim and crying over your own deaths, about how its unfair that I am twice your level. Further, you obviously were getting quite upset about it in game when you have claimed before that this game doesn't matter to you.)



If by I paid more money you mean I paid you lots of death, then yes, I paid more money.

Reading comprehension isn't really your thing, I see. Let me help ya out with a line from my original post:

"So in the end, they died multiple times, got arrested, and cried a bunch about me being 'too high level' blah blah blah. I.. had a few hours of laughs with some of my friends about it."

::pokes you:: Getting not annoyed yet?

Khariz
09-27-2007, 02:39 PM
::pokes you:: Getting not annoyed yet?

Dude, seriously, he couldn't care less. He didn't even WANT to post this stuff, but with someone like me egging you on 24 hours a day to post it cause it's funny as hell...well he finally cracked. Multiple people have been asking him to post this to show how fucking retarded you are!

Guess what? It worked!

JHarris
09-27-2007, 02:41 PM
::pokes you:: Getting not annoyed yet?

ROFL. There's a difference between me and my character, Kyrandos. That's tough to understand for you, I'm sure. Here's how this works:

You poke my character in game, he gets annoyed and handles it.

You poke my character in game, I chuckle about how you are going to die.

You cyber-poke me on a message board, I chuckle at how you can't figure out the difference between IC and OOC, real life and virtual lives.

CrystalTears
09-27-2007, 02:41 PM
I love how you play up the 5 bottles of milk I dumped on you and the two dozen pokes and touches as hours of milking and horrible, terrible, unmentionable harrassment.
So if you were just walking by in the office and someone dumped milk on you, you wouldn't be slightly pissed off by that retarded of an action?

Why is it, for some reason, okay to do things like this to someone in a game just because it's just text? It's still an annoying thing to do. But I guess bullies get off on that kind of thing, so as long as you got your jollies, kudos to you.

Kyrandos
09-27-2007, 02:42 PM
Dude, seriously, he couldn't care less. He didn't even WANT to post this stuff, but with someone like me egging you on 24 hours a day to post it cause it's funny as hell...well he finally cracked. Multiple people have been asking him to post this to show how fucking retarded you are!

Guess what? It worked!

Oh my god, YOU'RE RIGHT! MULTIPLE PEOPLE HAVE POINTED OUT HOW FUCKING RETARDED I AM!


.....

Maybe that's because I was acting fucking retarded in game, wouldn't you say?

Khariz
09-27-2007, 02:43 PM
Oh my god, YOU'RE RIGHT! MULTIPLE PEOPLE HAVE POINTED OUT HOW FUCKING RETARDED I AM!


.....

Maybe that's because I was acting fucking retarded in game, wouldn't you say?

I would say it's more than that. You clearly have some issues.

CrystalTears
09-27-2007, 02:44 PM
You act pretty retarded on the boards too, so I'm betting you're just being yourself through your character.

Gan
09-27-2007, 02:48 PM
You act pretty retarded on the boards too, so I'm betting you're just being yourself through your character.

I chalked it up to transferrence as well.

Kyrandos
09-27-2007, 02:48 PM
You act pretty retarded on the boards too, so I'm betting you're just being yourself through your character.

oh ho ho ho! Someones asking for a furious poking of fury! Maybe a little milking is in order, too.

CrystalTears
09-27-2007, 02:53 PM
Oh ho ho ho! You'd actually have to have brains and find me first. Idiot.

Kyrandos
09-27-2007, 02:59 PM
Oh ho ho ho! You'd actually have to have brains and find me first. Idiot.

lol

Celephais
09-27-2007, 03:01 PM
I stand by my initial assessment of Kryandos:

RNI - Retarded Newbie Infusion. Happens every couple months.

Danical
09-27-2007, 04:10 PM
RNI - Retarded Newbie Infusion. Happens every couple months.

Listen cockmongering dickmitten, you can't be a n00b if you've been playing for 14-15 (?) years.

:medieval:

EDIT: HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRR

Kyrandos
09-27-2007, 04:58 PM
Listen cockmongering dickmitten, you can't be a n00b if you've been playing for 14-15 (?) years.

:medieval:

EDIT: HHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRR

19 and a half now

CrystalTears
09-27-2007, 04:59 PM
And you still behave like you just found your first pube. Good grief.

thefarmer
09-27-2007, 05:21 PM
I'm sure that first pube was found on his buddy Chronuss' ass when they were 'hanging out'...

Khariz
09-27-2007, 08:53 PM
I'm sure that first pube was found on his buddy Chronuss' ass when they were 'hanging out'...

:love: