Seany goodness.

[Betheny]

Everyone sends me their Sean IM's now. I edited th is one to remove my friend's SN and stuff, and I'm way too lazy to replace it with something else. So the bank :'s are o utgoing... sean is sean... obviously.

: G straight trippin foo, gonna burn your ass like a motherfuckin jew
Sean - Ganryu: lol
: One man crew surrounded by yours 9 deep, bustin caps when you step, death a comin when I creep.
Sean - Ganryu: do you ever just look in the mirror and wanna stab yourself?
: Yes.
: I've done it before
: dumbfuck
Sean - Ganryu: you're gay
Sean - Ganryu: stfu
: I was jerking off at the time
: I stabbed myself in the ribs to get off.
Sean - Ganryu: dude
Sean - Ganryu: you have issues
: Probably.
Sean - Ganryu: great
Sean - Ganryu: what the fuck do you want
: at least I don't look like Eddie munster, heh.
: I'd fking kill myself then.
: Look ma, I got a boob job
: no wait
: I just took steroids
: Sean - Ganryu: You think I am afraid of killing someone?
: Someone touches me, I stick my .45 in their face, end of story.
Sean - Ganryu: Are you fucking joking me?
: Yes, I do.
: You're a pussy.
Sean - Ganryu: lol
: You wouldn't seriously hurt someone.
Sean - Ganryu: Bitch, I've been shot at, I've shot back, I've taken people out into the desert
: oh bullshit.
: I believe that when I see the corpses.
Sean - Ganryu: I've been stabbed, I've had knives drawn on me, bats pulled on me, guns pulled on me
Sean - Ganryu: I would kill you, in a second, and not feel bad
: it's chino
: and you wouldn't kill me.
Sean - Ganryu: Thats the problem, I don't have a conscience anymore
Sean - Ganryu: I could eat a fucking baby, and not feel bad
: riiight.
: you bad ass.
: why would you eat a baby?
Sean - Ganryu: yeah
: they taste like placenta
Sean - Ganryu: I wouldnt
Sean - Ganryu: but i could and not feel bad
: how do you know?
: have you done it before?
: that's nice.
: I'll give you 380 bucks to fly here and kick my ass.
: long as you let me jizz on your face when you're done.

What a bitch.

Being shot at has nothing to do with your willingness to shoot someone.

[peam]

The only thing that's ever been shot at Sean was white, hot, and sticky.

[Sean]

does anyone else find it painfully obvious who sean was talking to?

[Betheny]

I dunno if he cares, but I took his SN o ut because I didn't know as he wanted everyone to have it.

[SpunGirl]

OH MY GOD MAIMARA YOU'RE IN VIOLATION OF POLICY YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY CONSPIRING WITH SEAN TO GET HIS MESSAGE PUT ON THE PLAYER'S CORNER YOU SKANKY BITCH YOU.

-K

[Betheny]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
OH MY GOD MAIMARA YOU'RE IN VIOLATION OF POLICY YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY CONSPIRING WITH SEAN TO GET HIS MESSAGE PUT ON THE PLAYER'S CORNER YOU SKANKY BITCH YOU.

-K

SpunGirl's husband gave me crabs.

[SpunGirl]

So that's where they went!

-K

P.S. If you get to share my husband, does that mean I get to share YOUR seksi boy?

[Edited on 12-3-2003 by SpunGirl]

[Betheny]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
So that's where they went!

-K

P.S. If you get to share my husband, does that mean I get to share YOUR seksi boy?

[Edited on 12-3-2003 by SpunGirl]

NEVAR!

[Chelle]

*grabs Maimaras dildo and hops on her back while shoving it in her ear!* TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT and LIKE IT OH yeah baby you know you do!

*jumps off and flees!*

ROFL! :lol:

[longshot]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
OH MY GOD MAIMARA YOU'RE IN VIOLATION OF POLICY YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY CONSPIRING WITH SEAN TO GET HIS MESSAGE PUT ON THE PLAYER'S CORNER YOU SKANKY BITCH YOU.

-K

That made my day...:D


And yes, Tijay, it is painfully obvious.

[Drew2]

It's not obvious enough because I don't know.

[Weedmage Princess]

Yeah me neither.

[Betheny]

Sean - Ganryu: I could eat a fucking baby, and not feel bad

he's so hard core

[HappyGuyJr]

No, no, no hon....

It may be SPELLED" h-a-r-d-c-o-r-e", but it's pronounced "La-WHOOOOO, Za-HERRRRRR" :D


Originally posted by Maimara
Sean - Ganryu: I could eat a fucking baby, and not feel bad

he's so hard core

[Betheny]

I bet Sean drinks his babies.

[Weedmage Princess]

He can eat a baby and not feel bad about it, he's taken people "out to the desert" (did anyone else nearly piss their pants laughing at that one?) and he's been shot at, etc. He's hard...but...his end is a 30 mile drive to see his girlfriend :(

[HappyGuyJr]

Oh be nice guys.. I mean.. after all...

Hes had a ruff night bending over for the soap at the YMCA all night.. cut the little knob gobbler a break hmm? :D


Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
He can eat a baby and not feel bad about it, he's taken people "out to the desert" (did anyone else nearly piss their pants laughing at that one?) and he's been shot at, etc. He's hard...but...his end is a 30 mile drive to see his girlfriend :(

[Jael]

How is it plainly obvious in that conversation who it is?

I don't know any of you.

Tim

[Drew2]

How do you know WE don't know YOU, though?

Maimara taught me how to stalk.

[Jael]

More fun with Sean:

Sean - Ganryu: Are you fucking joking me?
FyRsTtArT6: Yes, I do.
FyRsTtArT6: You're a pussy.
Sean - Ganryu: lol
FyRsTtArT6: You wouldn't seriously hurt someone.
Sean - Ganryu: Bitch, I've been shot at, I've shot back, I've taken people out into the desert
FyRsTtArT6: oh bullshit.
FyRsTtArT6: I believe that when I see the corpses.
Sean - Ganryu: I've been stabbed, I've had knives drawn on me, bats pulled on me, guns pulled on me
Sean - Ganryu: Just because I was born with a silver spoon doesn't mean I wasn't raised by the streets, son
FyRsTtArT6: oooh
FyRsTtArT6: you got stabbed!
FyRsTtArT6: omg
FyRsTtArT6: dude
FyRsTtArT6: I've stabbed myself, had girlfriends stab me.
FyRsTtArT6: friends.
FyRsTtArT6: I don't fucking care, it helps turn me on.
Sean - Ganryu: whatever queer
Sean - Ganryu: hand to hand, no weapons, you'd die
FyRsTtArT6: rofl
FyRsTtArT6: you were raised by the streets?
FyRsTtArT6: Streets of Bu, yo.
FyRsTtArT6: hard as a marshmellow
Sean - Ganryu: ...
Sean - Ganryu: Chino is not a nice place, neither is Pomona or Ontario, or Corona...
FyRsTtArT6: oooh
FyRsTtArT6: Chino omg
FyRsTtArT6: !
Sean - Ganryu: Tim, you don't know the half of it, stfu
Sean - Ganryu: I would kill you, in a second, and not feel bad
FyRsTtArT6: it's chino
FyRsTtArT6: and you wouldn't kill me.
Sean - Ganryu: Thats the problem Tim, I don't have a conscience anymore
Sean - Ganryu: I could eat a fucking baby, and not feel bad
FyRsTtArT6: riiight.
FyRsTtArT6: you bad ass.
FyRsTtArT6: why would you eat a baby?
Sean - Ganryu: yeah
FyRsTtArT6: they taste like placenta
Sean - Ganryu: I wouldnt
Sean - Ganryu: but i could and not feel bad
FyRsTtArT6: how do you know?
FyRsTtArT6: have you done it before?
Sean - Ganryu: BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE TIM
FyRsTtArT6: you do not care, so you would eat placenta?
FyRsTtArT6: why does this not make sense to me?
Sean - Ganryu: I simply do not care
FyRsTtArT6: K.
FyRsTtArT6: that's nice.
FyRsTtArT6: I'll give you 380 bucks to fly to St. Paul and kick my ass.
FyRsTtArT6: long as you let me jizz on your face when you're done.
Sean - Ganryu: uh no
Sean - Ganryu: how bout you buy me a plane ticket, hotel room and accomadations, and I will beat the living fuck out of you in the ring, for 5000 dollars if I win
Sean - Ganryu: oh and if you die, everything that is yours becomes mine
FyRsTtArT6: ok
FyRsTtArT6: what do I get if I win?
Sean - Ganryu: to jizz on my face
Sean - Ganryu: and broadcast it
FyRsTtArT6: naw
FyRsTtArT6: I need 500 bucks
FyRsTtArT6: er 5000
FyRsTtArT6: if I win
Sean - Ganryu: fine
FyRsTtArT6: I own everything you own if you die.
FyRsTtArT6: one on one, no weapons.
Sean - Ganryu: fine
Sean - Ganryu: perfect
FyRsTtArT6: ok, when do you want to come?
Sean - Ganryu: summer
FyRsTtArT6: alright.
FyRsTtArT6: like, mid june?
Sean - Ganryu: make it mid july
FyRsTtArT6: k
Sean - Ganryu: I will be sure to conconct many cycles, and continue to train in my akido and kung fu classes thnx
Sean - Ganryu: actually, pay for private training
Sean - Ganryu: mom pays anyways
FyRsTtArT6: yay
Sean - Ganryu: and I'll make sure I am at my prime of the cycle too, with agression and strength gain, when I go into the fight
Sean - Ganryu: you realize, I am going to literally tear you limb from limb and eat your flesh
FyRsTtArT6: ok

[Jael]

Shit, more stalkers, YAY.

::addes another tally in the book::

[Betheny]

YOU KNOW ME

[Caiylania]

Someone needs to admit themselves to a certain hospital with padded walls.

[Chelle]

It's like a trainwreck, you know.

The guy is all talk. I know his type. They talk and think they are a bad ass. Make up stories about shit they haven't been through. It's just painfully obvious that hes just a poser wannabe. He will always be this way. I doubt he's ever had a butter knife pointed at him.

He says his parents are rich. He seems to be a very sheltered cowerdly kid who's just wanting attention and he gets it. Like I said before its just really funny to see and hear what lengths people like him will go to.

[Betheny]

STFU, I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE DESERT

/snicker

[Jael]

I will eat your baby.

[Betheny]

I don't have one. :(

[Artha]

Want one?

*fleeing

[Betheny]

Are you propositioning me?!?!??!?!?!

[Artha]

Well...yeah.

[SpunGirl]

/whiny bitch mode

Stop facilitating Sean's evil master plan by secretly placing messages on the PC by way of phony IMs.

/end wb mode

<3 Maimara

-K

[Chelle]

Yeah subliminal messages are evil.

You know hes bullshit. Be brings up AIKIDO when talking about a fight to the death. Aikidio is a purely defensive fighting style that advocates submitting your opponent without doing any real damage.

Sure, it can cause damage and some people teach it that way but its never been an attack form and never will be.

[Tsa`ah]

One these days that putz is going to walk into a GS gathering and have his tongue pulled out of his ass. Then have his hands placed in a meat grinder and used to make pate to serve to his parents.

The rough streets Chino, I'm laughing. I've seen tougher day care centers.

[Betheny]

I wish dude from American History X would beat his ass. from the beginning of the movie... not the end.

[SpunGirl]

I would pay money to see Ben beat his ass.
We wouldn't even need to donate to his legal fund afterwards, because Sean's parents would probably swear in court that Ben did it in self defense (har!) and then give Ben a reward.

-K

[Betheny]

we could make him eat doggy treats.

[SpunGirl]

But we would make him roll over and beg first.

-K

[Warriorbird]

My god. Jael's gonna beat his ass silly.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
My god. Jael's gonna beat his ass silly.

Yes, he will. And there will be video.

[peam]

While it's always fun to provoke Sean into hilarious messages, flying Sean out to MN to whip his ass over an online feud would rack up a pretty high scoring in the loser category.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by peam
While it's always fun to provoke Sean into hilarious messages, flying Sean out to MN to whip his ass over an online feud would rack up a pretty high scoring in the loser category.

Yeah, but it'd be funny, 'cause I'd get to see it.

[Jael]

With me, there's always video... no matter what I say.


I may think of selling it exclusively on PC, for 20 bucks each.

[HarmNone]

Not to worry. Seany-baby will not be able to make it. He will come down with a near-terminal case of Boob-on-Neck plague and be confined to his bed. I know this. :D

HarmNone knows this. Yes.