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SpunGirl
09-18-2007, 11:42 PM
Okay, so, I can't post the link to the website for this stuff because it has boobies. But an excerpt from the site of this incredbily fucked-up product:

"VULVA Original - a worldwide exclusive

The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman...
The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied to the back of the hand... and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head...

VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.

Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman."

While FUNNY, this is seriously fucked up and tasteless (no pun intended). Unlike the last funny website I posted, I hope this one is definitely fake.

-K

Warriorbird
09-18-2007, 11:48 PM
All I have to say is this.

Whoo-ah!

Sean of the Thread
09-18-2007, 11:53 PM
NICE! For once the title of a thread that got my hopes up followed thru.


*edit Does anyone else still smell their SO's panties?

SNAPP/DREW2 and DREW need not respond.

Dev can respond tho.

Asha
09-18-2007, 11:57 PM
There is a scent of a woman.
And chicks smell is impossible to get off your face and clothes for work.

SpunGirl
09-18-2007, 11:59 PM
BUT WHY WOULD YOU BUY IT IN A BOTTLE.

-K

Sean of the Thread
09-18-2007, 11:59 PM
Especially if you have a goatee.

Hell you can pull the old stick your finger in a friends face trick for a week normally.

Sean of the Thread
09-19-2007, 12:00 AM
BUT WHY WOULD YOU BUY IT IN A BOTTLE.

-K

It's convenient?

Methais
09-19-2007, 12:21 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/AirwickVagina.jpg

DeV
09-19-2007, 12:23 AM
The scent and taste of a freshly cleansed pussy certainly gets my blood pumping. But I'm not buying it in a bottle because that's just a tad too extreme for my tastes. Pun intended.

Snapp
09-19-2007, 12:27 AM
This thread is grossing me out.

DeV
09-19-2007, 12:29 AM
Get out!

Anebriated
09-19-2007, 12:53 AM
I have to cringe thinking about how it probably came from some nasty third world women. Amazing this even exists...


Ill take 2!

Whimsi
09-19-2007, 01:30 AM
While FUNNY, this is seriously fucked up and tasteless (no pun intended). Unlike the last funny website I posted, I hope this one is definitely fake.

I'm sure there is someone trying to sell something of a liquid nature while claiming it's from a real woman. Doubt it's actually so though.

And what would unhappy customers do anyway? Demand a refund because it doesn't smell like pussy? LMAO.

There's a sucker born every minute.

Stanley Burrell
09-19-2007, 07:33 AM
It's all fun and games until someone cracks open a phial of finely aged yeast infection.

Although, that'd be way more amusing to chuck at the riot brigade than a Molotov, I suppose.

Man, imagine if they ambushed you with this in the mall? Instant lesbian action. That is, until they develop Eua de Wang. Bad.

Asha
09-19-2007, 07:37 AM
Stanley NOOOOOO argh!

Drew
09-19-2007, 07:39 AM
When I was a kid my friend found a porno mag and we went back in the woods to look at it. In the back of it in the classifieds there was an ad for "Pussy flavoured bubble gum", I still remember it to this day because we were like "well if they make bubble gum it has to be great!!!"

Asha
09-19-2007, 07:51 AM
I was fucking terrified of the vajiine when I first saw it in a porno. And at first the 'scent' of any woman took some getting used to.
Now I'm all about it. Typical male I guess.
Pardon Dev and Snapp.

Some Rogue
09-19-2007, 07:54 AM
I can't believe we haven't seen a fish market joke yet. Fucking slackers.

Skeeter
09-19-2007, 09:19 AM
We're too mature for that.

Celephais
09-19-2007, 10:26 AM
How come no one has asked how Spun came about this link?

Some Rogue
09-19-2007, 10:59 AM
How come no one has asked how Spun came about this link?
'
After yesterday's Bukakke party, I think everyone was afraid to ask.

SpunGirl
09-19-2007, 02:32 PM
Hahaha fuck you. Someone IMd me the link last night along with a "WTMF."

-K

Sean of the Thread
09-19-2007, 03:09 PM
How come no one has asked how Spun came about this link?

I did via aim. :P