View Full Version : Scent of a Woman!
SpunGirl
09-18-2007, 11:42 PM
Okay, so, I can't post the link to the website for this stuff because it has boobies. But an excerpt from the site of this incredbily fucked-up product:
"VULVA Original - a worldwide exclusive
The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman...
The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied to the back of the hand... and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head...
VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.
Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman."
While FUNNY, this is seriously fucked up and tasteless (no pun intended). Unlike the last funny website I posted, I hope this one is definitely fake.
-K
Warriorbird
09-18-2007, 11:48 PM
All I have to say is this.
Whoo-ah!
Sean of the Thread
09-18-2007, 11:53 PM
NICE! For once the title of a thread that got my hopes up followed thru.
*edit Does anyone else still smell their SO's panties?
SNAPP/DREW2 and DREW need not respond.
Dev can respond tho.
There is a scent of a woman.
And chicks smell is impossible to get off your face and clothes for work.
SpunGirl
09-18-2007, 11:59 PM
BUT WHY WOULD YOU BUY IT IN A BOTTLE.
-K
Sean of the Thread
09-18-2007, 11:59 PM
Especially if you have a goatee.
Hell you can pull the old stick your finger in a friends face trick for a week normally.
Sean of the Thread
09-19-2007, 12:00 AM
BUT WHY WOULD YOU BUY IT IN A BOTTLE.
-K
It's convenient?
Methais
09-19-2007, 12:21 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/AirwickVagina.jpg
The scent and taste of a freshly cleansed pussy certainly gets my blood pumping. But I'm not buying it in a bottle because that's just a tad too extreme for my tastes. Pun intended.
Snapp
09-19-2007, 12:27 AM
This thread is grossing me out.
Anebriated
09-19-2007, 12:53 AM
I have to cringe thinking about how it probably came from some nasty third world women. Amazing this even exists...
Ill take 2!
Whimsi
09-19-2007, 01:30 AM
While FUNNY, this is seriously fucked up and tasteless (no pun intended). Unlike the last funny website I posted, I hope this one is definitely fake.
I'm sure there is someone trying to sell something of a liquid nature while claiming it's from a real woman. Doubt it's actually so though.
And what would unhappy customers do anyway? Demand a refund because it doesn't smell like pussy? LMAO.
There's a sucker born every minute.
Stanley Burrell
09-19-2007, 07:33 AM
It's all fun and games until someone cracks open a phial of finely aged yeast infection.
Although, that'd be way more amusing to chuck at the riot brigade than a Molotov, I suppose.
Man, imagine if they ambushed you with this in the mall? Instant lesbian action. That is, until they develop Eua de Wang. Bad.
When I was a kid my friend found a porno mag and we went back in the woods to look at it. In the back of it in the classifieds there was an ad for "Pussy flavoured bubble gum", I still remember it to this day because we were like "well if they make bubble gum it has to be great!!!"
I was fucking terrified of the vajiine when I first saw it in a porno. And at first the 'scent' of any woman took some getting used to.
Now I'm all about it. Typical male I guess.
Pardon Dev and Snapp.
Some Rogue
09-19-2007, 07:54 AM
I can't believe we haven't seen a fish market joke yet. Fucking slackers.
Skeeter
09-19-2007, 09:19 AM
We're too mature for that.
Celephais
09-19-2007, 10:26 AM
How come no one has asked how Spun came about this link?
Some Rogue
09-19-2007, 10:59 AM
How come no one has asked how Spun came about this link?
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After yesterday's Bukakke party, I think everyone was afraid to ask.
SpunGirl
09-19-2007, 02:32 PM
Hahaha fuck you. Someone IMd me the link last night along with a "WTMF."
-K
Sean of the Thread
09-19-2007, 03:09 PM
How come no one has asked how Spun came about this link?
I did via aim. :P
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