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09-18-2007, 04:45 PM
http://inventorspot.com/articles/new_bestiality_restaurant_caters_6934
Seriously, WTF!?
Lurking underground in the heart of Tokyo's trendy Roppongi is a true heart of darkness - a members-only club that combines forbidden sex practices with the art of fine dining.
Now, I know what you're thinking - if I didn't read about this in Japan's respected Mainichi Daily News, I would not have believed it - and I'm not sure I want to believe it *.
The gist of it is, members pay a hefty fee at the door to be allowed to... have sex with the animal of their choice - which is subsequently killed, cooked and served to the violator and his party for dinner!
Many readers were shocked by my recent article titled "Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet" in which a faux human body is prepared from dough, stuffed with the main course and then "operated" on to extract each diner's portion. Weird, huh? Well, the Bestiality Restaurant makes that look like tea and scones at your Aunt Bertha's. As to the question on everyone's lips... WHY???... the answer is, as always, money and what it will buy.
Whether it's in Japan, China or anywhere else, enough people with enough money create a critical mass that results in somebody providing the "ultimate" decadent experience. Tiger penises, monkey brains (spooned from live monkeys), and more - if you've got the right amount of cash then anything's possible. Anything. To quote a source who was a guest at the restaurant, "the appeal of the place just came about because when people have got money and done everything else, they turn toward bestiality." I did not know that! Still sure you want to get rich? Anyway, patrons pay up to 800,000 yen (around $7000) for the entire experience and must have an income of 20 million yen (about $175,000) to even get that far. Once inside, through multple secured doorways, your dating & dining choices include chickens, dogs, pigs and goats - of either sex (just when you thought it couldn't get any worse).
So, if you're bored with the cuisine and ambiance of the neighborhood restaurants, make a staggeringly high income and feel there's nothing left to impress (or disgust) your friends with, the Bestiality Restaurant may be what you've been looking for.
Where else can you truly have your cake, eat it too, and earn a one-way pass to Satan's cocktail bar for flaming drinks afterward - and for eternity?
Steve Levenstein
Japanese Innovations Writer
InventorSpot.com
* (from Jitsuwa Knuckles via Mainichi News) This article is based on a transcribed story from the Mainichi Daily News that originally appeared in a Japanese language publication. Both InventorSpot and the Mainichi Daily News cannot be held responsible for the contents of the original article, nor can any assurances be made as to its accuracy or authenticity. Views expressed in this article are not necessarily those held by InventorSpot or the Mainichi Daily News.
Seriously, WTF!?
Lurking underground in the heart of Tokyo's trendy Roppongi is a true heart of darkness - a members-only club that combines forbidden sex practices with the art of fine dining.
Now, I know what you're thinking - if I didn't read about this in Japan's respected Mainichi Daily News, I would not have believed it - and I'm not sure I want to believe it *.
The gist of it is, members pay a hefty fee at the door to be allowed to... have sex with the animal of their choice - which is subsequently killed, cooked and served to the violator and his party for dinner!
Many readers were shocked by my recent article titled "Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet" in which a faux human body is prepared from dough, stuffed with the main course and then "operated" on to extract each diner's portion. Weird, huh? Well, the Bestiality Restaurant makes that look like tea and scones at your Aunt Bertha's. As to the question on everyone's lips... WHY???... the answer is, as always, money and what it will buy.
Whether it's in Japan, China or anywhere else, enough people with enough money create a critical mass that results in somebody providing the "ultimate" decadent experience. Tiger penises, monkey brains (spooned from live monkeys), and more - if you've got the right amount of cash then anything's possible. Anything. To quote a source who was a guest at the restaurant, "the appeal of the place just came about because when people have got money and done everything else, they turn toward bestiality." I did not know that! Still sure you want to get rich? Anyway, patrons pay up to 800,000 yen (around $7000) for the entire experience and must have an income of 20 million yen (about $175,000) to even get that far. Once inside, through multple secured doorways, your dating & dining choices include chickens, dogs, pigs and goats - of either sex (just when you thought it couldn't get any worse).
So, if you're bored with the cuisine and ambiance of the neighborhood restaurants, make a staggeringly high income and feel there's nothing left to impress (or disgust) your friends with, the Bestiality Restaurant may be what you've been looking for.
Where else can you truly have your cake, eat it too, and earn a one-way pass to Satan's cocktail bar for flaming drinks afterward - and for eternity?
Steve Levenstein
Japanese Innovations Writer
InventorSpot.com
* (from Jitsuwa Knuckles via Mainichi News) This article is based on a transcribed story from the Mainichi Daily News that originally appeared in a Japanese language publication. Both InventorSpot and the Mainichi Daily News cannot be held responsible for the contents of the original article, nor can any assurances be made as to its accuracy or authenticity. Views expressed in this article are not necessarily those held by InventorSpot or the Mainichi Daily News.