Great Balls of (on) fire

[Zarli]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2007410829,00.html

Gordon burns his plums

By TOMMY HOLGATE
September 07, 2007




GORDON Ramsay made a spectacle out of his testicles by burning them on a stove.

He said: "The other day I was standing too close to the stove when I was cooking.

"I was wearing these cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando, suddenly, I felt this searing heat. I went, 'F**k me, b*****ks to that,' and for once I was spot on. My balls were burning."

The 40-year-old then rushed straight to a private London clinic where an ultrasound scan was performed.

"I burnt my right b*****k and I'm in absolute agony," he added, "You wouldn't believe how much this hurts,"

Gordon continued: "I went to the hospital because of the excruciating pain. People think I went in for a knee injury, but that's bulls**t."

Sounds like a bit of a balls up.

[TheEschaton]

That is fucking HILARIOUS.

And I love that they have to edit bollocks in British papers.

[Celephais]

What a terrible terrible tragedy, I can't imagine how inhumane you would have to be to find this funny, shame on all of you.

[Nieninque]

Why were you reading the Scum?

[Zarli]

It was a link on a news article I was reading somewhere else :)

[Methais]

Remember in GTA3 on the Chatterbox station where Lazlow was talking with that nudist guy and Lazlow said, "Wearing clothes has distinct advantages, like not accidentally cooking yourself!"

Yeah.

[Stanley Burrell]

Remember in GTA3 on the Chatterbox station where Lazlow was talking with that nudist guy and Lazlow said, "Wearing clothes has distinct advantages, like not accidentally cooking yourself!"

Yeah.

Rofl. I'm 22, but I feel much older.

[Methais]

Well now I feel really old, cause I was 23 when GTA 3 came out. And I'm pretty sure I felt old then too :(

Fuck.