post your lowest end roll crit kill

[Michaelous]

lets see who can get the lowest

You swing a ruby-hilted blue vultite claidhmore at Adredrin!
AS: +451 vs DS: +379 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +5 = +118
... and hit for 40 points of damage!
Vertebrae in neck disintegrate from impact!
Neck sinks into shoulders.

* Adredrin drops dead at your feet!

[Methais]

107 or 108 for me with a claid on some warrior I used to have.

No I don't have a capture of it.

Yes it did happen.

This thread is gay.

Like Elton John.

http://www.echonews.com/pictures/12_15/scene-Elton.JPG

[Michaelous]

you dont have a capture cause it didnt happen, someone tell this guy its impossible thanks

[Methais]

It's possible. Unless you're Haashek.

Are you Haashek?

[Soulpieced]

You swing a translucent glaes alloy waraxe at a raving lunatic!
AS: +352 vs DS: +311 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +40 = +111
... and hit for 55 points of damage!
Gruesome, slashing blow to the side of the raving lunatic's head!
Skull split open! Brain (and life) vanishes in a fine mist.
The raving lunatic writhes in agony and dies.
Roundtime: 7 sec.

[Stretch]

I *think* the lowest possible used to be a 106 or a 108 end roll using a battle axe on leathers.

[Asha]

>
Blueland swings a frosty pale blue khopesh at you!
AS: +373 vs DS: +296 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +40 = +151
... and hits for 22 points of damage!
Slash to your left leg hits high!
Kinda makes your knees weak, huh?
A dark shadowy tendril rises up from your skin, writhes its way up a frosty pale blue khopesh towards Blueland and lashes out malevolently...
CS: +365 - TD: +282 + CvA: -21 + d100: +67 - -5 == +134
Warding failed!
Blueland is suddenly engulfed in flames of pure essence!
... and hits for 22 points of damage!
... 7 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg blackens kneecap.
He is stunned!
... 1 point of damage!
Wicked slash of frigid energy shatters right eye into a thousand tiny particles! Penetration to the brain causes instant death!

* Blueland drops dead at your feet!

[Latrinsorm]

It is possible to get a crit kill with a claidh on a 108 endroll.

The lowest possible crit-kill endroll is a 106 with a battleaxe and mighty blow (versus skin, obviously). You'd need pretty good crit weighting, though (on the order of exceptional).

[Fallen]

Atreau killed me with a 128 endroll about ..six months ago?

[Paradii]

You swing a closed fist at Xxxxxxx!
AS: +234 vs DS: +132 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +39 = +166
... and hit for 24 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.

* Xxxxxxx drops dead at your feet!


I had to register my hands as lethal weapons.

[Khariz]

This isn't my lowest, but it sure is funny!

at sr
You swing a jagged glaes battle axe at Sraven!
AS: +483 vs DS: +490 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +91 = +120
... and hit for 70 points of damage!
Bloody slash to Sraven's side!
Instant death, due to lack of intestines.

* Sraven drops dead at your feet!

[Nilandia]

Not sure if it would count for this thread, but I crit killed a critter on a 105 end roll using bone shatter. Wish I'd kept a log of it for proof.

Gretchen

[Methais]

Nah warding spells don't really count. I've killed and been killed by a 101 endroll before.

[Shifted]

got a 124 endroll and killed by an illoke shaman

[Aenstaas]

It's possible. Unless you're Haashek.

Are you Haashek?


No love for legend boom boom?
LMAO

[Hilts]

i gotta check my logs and find some of mine now



-Player of Hilts/Greys-

[Methais]

No love for legend boom boom?
LMAO

Oh man I forgot all about that legend boom boom shit. /wrists

Did he comes up with that gay name himself? Or did one of his super kids/grandkids/great grandkids come up with it?

Someone link this to super Anticor so he can enlighten us.

[Celephais]

This thread is gay.

Like Elton John.
Yeah, this is probably the stupidest idea for a thread I've ever seen, and I've made some pretty stupid threads in my time.

[Khariz]

Again, not my lowest, but an amusing one that I just got:

at
You swing a jagged glaes battle axe at a Vvrael warlock!
AS: +468 vs DS: +475 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +94 = +122
... and hit for 39 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the Vvrael warlock's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The Vvrael warlock crumples to the ground motionless.

[Hilts]

att war
You swing a rolaren battle axe at a skeletal warhorse!
AS: +316 vs DS: +127 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +6 = +239
... and hit for 63 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the skeletal warhorse's skull in, resulting in instant death!
You hear a sound like a weeping child as a white glow separates itself from the skeletal warhorse's body as it rises, disappearing into the heavens.
The skeletal warhorse wails in terrifying pain one last time and lies still.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

not very low, i tried in forward stance and only had 126 hp out of 233 and still only got that low out of a hour hunt


-Great Lord Hilts/Greys-

[Celephais]

Heh... actually now that I think about it, 108 is not the lowest possible end roll crit kill... it's the -bagillion failed voln kicks. You assholes weren't even close!

[Khariz]

You swing a jagged glaes battle axe at a Vvrael witch!
AS: +473 vs DS: +410 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +11 = +109
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens the Vvrael witch's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!
The Vvrael witch crumples to the ground motionless.

[Sthrockmorton]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a monir-hilted Ardenai warblade at a raving lunatic!
AS: +401 vs DS: +344 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +27 = +123
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Amazing shot through the raving lunatic's nose enters the brain!
The raving lunatic crumples to the ground motionless.

I'm proud of my lil longsword kill. No weighting either

[Stabbyrogue]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing an ash grey mithril claidhmore at a hunch-backed dogmatist!
AS: +247 vs DS: +249 with AvD: +45 + d100 roll: +71 = +114
... and hit for 42 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.
The hunch-backed dogmatist rises to his knees. "Why hast ye forsaken me m'lady, served you well I did!" beckons the dogmatist in a desperate prayer.

Silence hangs heavy in the air as the dogmatist exhales his final breath, collapsing lifelessly to the ground.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Hilts]

>att war
As you attack, your rolaren battle axe seems to tug at your hand, as if subtly guiding your strike!
You swing a rolaren battle axe at a skeletal warhorse!
AS: +346 vs DS: +189 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +7 = +203
... and hit for 82 points of damage!
Shot to neck sends the skeletal warhorse into shock which leads very quickly to death.
You hear a sound like a weeping child as a white glow separates itself from the skeletal warhorse's body as it rises, disappearing into the heavens.
The skeletal warhorse falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 6 sec.


-Great Lord Hilts-

[Hilts]

You swing an ink black vultite mattock at a skeletal lord!
AS: +313 vs DS: +267 with AvD: +49 + d100 roll: +92 = +187
... and hit for 58 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the skeletal lord's skull in, resulting in instant death!
You hear a sound like a weeping child as a white glow separates itself from the skeletal lord's body as it rises, disappearing into the heavens.
The skeletal lord falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 5 sec.


-Great Lord Hilts-

[Celephais]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/awesome.gif

[TheEschaton]

Wow, that is so wrong, yet so hilarious.

[Tea & Strumpets]

Pwnt lvl 300 guy from Solhaven when Mandis crystals made it so that you couldn't cast/wear spells in the Landing (a pulse every 5-10 seconds stripped all magic except sign of staunching). My lowest endroll ever:

----------------------

.116 holsw

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
Prep 116
Cast holsw

[Script finished!]
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Locate Person spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture into the air.
Your vision begins to become murky and clouded. You have a sensation of rapidly passing distance. Eventually your sight begins to clear and a vision of Holswort's surroundings fills your mind...

[Moot Hall, Great Lobby]
You notice a huge wall map of the lands carved from solid maple and polished to a deep sheen, a double door, the Debt Collector's Office, a staircase with a sign tacked to it with a sign on it, a small brass plaque with a map of town mounted on the wall and a blackboard.
Also here: Holswort
Obvious exits: east, out
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

>w

[Coastal Cliffs]
You notice a dusky mastiff, an enruned mithril box, a steel lockpick, an enruned tanik coffer, a rotting haon strongbox, a plain tanik coffer, a heavy backpack, some haphip root, some wolifrew lichen and some haphip root.
Also here: Starfor, Celast, Peche, Lord Brutehealer, Great Lord Kabriel, Haxley, Druigar, Lord Gaspaire, Taz, Pelagio, Danshiva (sitting), Tillmen, Oengus, Keeda (sitting)
Obvious paths: east, west

>sign of madness
You are filled with berserk rage! Attack! Attack! Attack!
>e

[Coastal Cliffs]
You notice some sovyn clove, some torban leaf, some haphip root, a wooden shield, a polished steel war hammer, a short sword, a short sword, a short sword, a polished steel war hammer, some woth flower, some haphip root, the Devastatress disk, a silver wand, a bundle of wooden arrows, some basal moss, some woth flower, some wolifrew lichen, some basal moss, some woth flower, a polished steel war hammer, a polished steel war hammer, a polished steel war hammer, some woth flower, a dingy gold shirt, some wolifrew lichen, some woth flower, some wolifrew lichen, a polished steel war hammer, a short bow, a heavy crossbow bolt, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a wooden arrow, a bundle of white fletchings, a light crossbow bolt and the merchant road.
Also here: Shirkon, the body of Werileo (prone), Densho, the body of Codwyr (prone), Macore, Malikary, Thyrricean, a stunned Thurandur (prone), Kadesha, Lord Faragh, the body of Wyndwill (prone), Great Lord Niqk, Klaser, Kortal, the body of Soroth (prone), the body of Zippezap (prone), the body of Risky (prone), Crisostomo, Lady Jenisi, the body of Lord Payter (prone), the body of Marluxian (prone), Delfalk, Great Lady Quintena (sitting), Naseer, Phelony, the body of Charna (prone), a stunned Hamur (prone), Great Lord Nakiro (prone), Lady Daniher (kneeling), Rylark, Tvarr, Valanna, Lady Myrene (prone), Valakhan (prone), Taazyr (sitting), Lady Alivia (prone), Audrianne (kneeling), Ashrons (prone), Mesmari (sitting), Lord Purplenyte (sitting), Morok, Blushes (kneeling), Ulg (prone), Falicor, Anshef (sitting), Shonison, Lissanne, Arnylon, Wourde, Wakim, Woodweavar (kneeling), Downyfoot, Sinndel (prone), Lord Erlang, Lord Peritta (prone), Lord Beammer, Rowi (sitting), Lady Eiadh (prone), Lord Miersey, Lord Rorge (kneeling), Swilling (kneeling), Monax, Kalani (prone), Matti, Sylvyna, Shadowean, Trinken (sitting), Great Lady Tazzah (kneeling), Great Lady Aaislin (prone), Pojas (kneeling), Circe, Great Lord Niomar, Zimzum, Dearheart (sitting), Syda (kneeling), Levvia (kneeling), Rinsan (sitting), Lady Rosietoes (sitting), Pypir (kneeling), Dreknar, Lady Taedie, Maginthree (kneeling), Timitz (sitting), Kewt, Gesualdo (kneeling), Alisin (kneeling), Devastatress (sitting), a stunned Tatiyanna (kneeling), Lady Cerydwyn (sitting), Lady Luswenda (kneeling), Yatan, Cidlan (sitting), Skorpy (kneeling), Xarneon (prone)
Obvious paths: west
>go road
>se
[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
You notice a white panther, some light leather, a wooden shield, a polished steel war hammer, a polished steel war hammer, a large metal-topped barrier arcing over most of the area, a tree-lined walkway, a gate leading west to the games arena and a wooden sign.
Also here: Thyrricean, Lord Jolly, Lady Ryanna
Obvious paths: southeast
>se
>se

[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
You notice a brightly painted wooden gate decorated with garlands of spring flowers and a rustic carved wooden wagon.
Obvious paths: northwest, southeast

[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
You notice a small sign.
Also here: the body of Great Lady Vif (prone), Lord Galesmight
Obvious paths: south, northwest, southeast

[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
You notice a rolton, a tree bark amulet, some light leather, a wooden shield, a velnalin hide, an engraved steel strongbox, some light leather and a Wayside Inn.
Also here: Curtieus, Gryt, Lady Alaura, Lord Catthief, Arua
Obvious paths: north, east, northwest, southwest
>go gate
>s
[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
You notice a wooden barrel.
Obvious paths: south

[Wehnimer's, North Ring Rd.]
You notice a blue tourmaline and some calamia fruit.
Also here: Apprentice Currin
Obvious paths: north, east, west

>w

[Wehnimer's, North Ring Rd.]
You notice a polished steel plated breastplate, a dented steel shield and a brightly lit small painted wagon.
Obvious paths: south, east, southwest

>s
>s

[Wehnimer's, Talon St.]
You notice a Jantalarian man-at-arms, a Jantalarian man-at-arms, a Jantalarian man-at-arms, a Jantalarian man-at-arms and a ruined wooden rolton with a dilapidated sign on it.
Obvious paths: north, south

[Town Square, Northwest]
You notice the Feidlhim disk.
Obvious paths: north, south, east, southeast
Jolstan just arrived.

>se

[Town Square Central]
You notice a polished steel plated breastplate, a large acorn, a large acorn, a large acorn and some stone benches.
Also here: Victyr
Obvious paths: east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest

>e
[Town Square, East]
You notice a polished steel plated breastplate, a ruined tower and a large wooden barrel.
Obvious paths: north, south, east, west

>go hall

[Moot Hall, Great Lobby]
You notice a huge wall map of the lands carved from solid maple and polished to a deep sheen, a double door, the Debt Collector's Office, a staircase with a sign tacked to it with a sign on it, a small brass plaque with a map of town mounted on the wall and a blackboard.
Also here: Holswort
Obvious exits: east, out

>Kneel
>Stance Offensive
>Fire Crossbow At Holsw
You kneel down.
You are now in an offensive stance.
You fire a heavy crossbow bolt at Holswort!
AS: +653 vs DS: +525 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +81 = +243
... and hit for 58 points of damage!
Attack punctures the eye and connects with something really vital!

* Holswort drops dead at your feet!

The guiding force leaves you.
Suddenly there is an uproar, with people screaming, "Murderer! Quickly, someone call for the constable!"
Suddenly the town constable, supported by a sizeable posse, comes charging in!
The constable says, "So dere ya are Murp! We've a warrant for yar arrest. Now come 'long quietly or we'll hang ya right where ya stand."
With that, the deputies wrestle you to the ground and force some manacles on you.
The constable and the posse drag you back to the Constabulary.
Arriving at the jail, he strips you of your possessions, opens a strong ironbound door and throws you bodily to the darkness within the door. "There thou wilt remain until the judge has words with thee!" he chortles gleefully.

With a dull thud and rattle of keys in a lock, the door closes and locks, leaving you trapped within.

[Wehnimer's, Jail Cell]

Obvious exits: none
All your confiscated items will be made available in the Constable's Office once you have paid your fine. You have ONE hour *real-time* to pay your fine *and* go pick up your items, or any and all items will be sold to charity. The timer starts NOW.

Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
* Holswort just bit the dust!
>
Your SIGN OF MADNESS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
>

Somehow you know that if you do not see the Judge within one hour *REAL TIME*, your belongings, which the Constable holds, will be sold at auction.

>'Now who's laughin' ya bastard!
You exclaim, "Now who's laughin' ya bastard!"

[Methais]

Tea & Strumpets is Murp?

Also what's people posting kills with 200+ endrolls? is that supposed to be some sort of accomplishment?

[Celephais]

Also what's people posting kills with 200+ endrolls? is that supposed to be some sort of accomplishment?
This entire thread is probably one of the most worthless I have seen in some time... I think the only thing of value would be Latrin outright telling people the lowest possible roll.

It's seriously as stupid as asking people to post their best non-open d100 roll.

[Dwarven Empath]

You swing a zorchar studded vultite maul at a mastodonic leopard!
AS: +434 vs DS: +176 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +1 = +301
... and hit for 135 points of damage!
Smash to cheek driving bone through the eye and into the brain.
The mastodonic leopard lets out a final caterwaul and dies.

That's for my avatar. Nice kitty!


Medi...

[Drew]

people ... post [your] best non-open d100 roll.

100

[Jayvn]

Andraste swings a Gavel of doom at Michaelous!
AS: +2 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +100 = +101
... and hit for BANNED!

[thefarmer]

You swing an onyx-runed bone claidhmore at a giant rat!
AS: +92 vs DS: +14 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +1 = +110
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the giant rat's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The giant rat collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.

Yeah, it's a rat... but it's still low

[Methais]

A giant tubgirl just arrived.

A giant tubgirl falls back and flips over while uttering a phrase of magic.

A giant tubgirl gestures at you.
CS: +504 - TD: +440 + CvA: +25 + d100: +12 == +101
Warding failed!
Large fountains of pure liquid of yellowish orange and brown hues begin to erupt from a giant tubgirl's anus. Before long, the fountain grow more violent, reaching hungrily up towards your body. You fall to the ground as you are hit by the blast, and the poo engulfs you. A faint green steam rises in tendrils from your poo covered body.
A white glow rushes away from you.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
The brilliant aura fades away from you.
The very powerful look leaves you.
The white light leaves you.
The warm glow fades from around you.
You seems slightly different.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting you begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The guiding force leaves you.

[Stunseed]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a burnished vultite moon axe at a festering taint!
AS: +439 vs DS: +444 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +97 = +121
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the festering taint's skull in, resulting in instant death!

[You have 12 kills remaining.]
The festering taint sinks to its knees as it chokes on its own blood and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a festering taint.
The white light leaves a festering taint.
The deep blue glow leaves a festering taint.
The light blue glow leaves a festering taint.
The powerful look leaves a festering taint.
The wall of force disappears from around a festering taint.

[thefarmer]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a mace at a krolvin mercenary!
AS: +202 vs DS: +109 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +2 = +126
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the krolvin mercenary's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The krolvin mercenary hits the floor with a less than elegant thud.
The scintillating red light surrounding the mace fades some.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

Plain old ebladed mace from the weaponshop.

Ambush.............................| 108 26

[Hilts]

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath an ogre warrior! Several of the thorns jab into the warrior!
... hits for 6 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike pierces thigh!
It is knocked to the ground!
... hits for 23 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Attack punctures the eye and connects with something really vital!
The ogre warrior screams one last time and dies.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[Hilts]

yeah i know, its not a low crit roll or whatever
i just thought it was pretty cool killing it with such a little hit

[Gibreficul]

You are now in an offensive stance.
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a curved glaes ritual stiletto at a triton combatant!
AS: +502 vs DS: +281 with AvD: -18 + d100 roll: +39 = +242
... and hit for 41 points of damage!
Slash to head destroys the triton combatant's right eye!
Doesn't do her brain any good either.
The triton combatant collapses, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.
Roundtime: 4 sec.


You are now in an offensive stance.
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a perfect steel dagger at a triton combatant!
AS: +505 vs DS: +313 with AvD: -15 + d100 roll: +56 = +233
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Incredible shot to the eye penetrates deep into skull!
The triton combatant collapses to the floor with a splash, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a perfect steel dagger at a triton combatant!
AS: +506 vs DS: +198 with AvD: -15 + d100 roll: +1 = +294
... and hit for 45 points of damage!
Slash to head destroys the triton combatant's right eye!
Doesn't do her brain any good either.
The triton combatant collapses, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

You swing a perfect steel dagger at a triton combatant!
AS: +549 vs DS: +246 with AvD: -15 + d100 roll: +1 = +289
... and hit for 35 points of damage!
Shot knocks the triton combatant's head back by pushing on the inside of the skull!
The triton combatant collapses to the floor with a splash, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

You swing a perfect steel dagger at a triton combatant!
AS: +511 vs DS: +303 with AvD: -15 + d100 roll: +42 = +235
... and hit for 28 points of damage!
Attack punctures the eye and connects with something really vital!
The triton combatant collapses to the floor with a splash, gurgling once with a wrathful look on his face before expiring.
The warm glow fades from around a triton combatant.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

OK, that's all I feel like finding.

Gibreficul....

[Khariz]

End rolls, people!

Like this:

You swing a jagged glaes battle axe at a Vvrael witch!
AS: +473 vs DS: +410 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +11 = +109
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens the Vvrael witch's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!
The Vvrael witch crumples to the ground motionless.

[Celephais]

This thread is this gay:
http://data1.blog.de/blog/t/thebigwander/img/AC-Slater_small.jpg

[Tea & Strumpets]

This thread is this gay:


Whatever, my post was AWESOME.

[Latrinsorm]

You are now in an offensive stance.
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a perfect steel dagger at a triton combatant!
AS: +505 vs DS: +313 with AvD: -15 + d100 roll: +56 = +233
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Incredible shot to the eye penetrates deep into skull!
The triton combatant collapses to the floor with a splash, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.
Roundtime: 4 sec.Incidentally, this is the lowest possible endroll to crit kill something in full plate with a dagger (which must be perfect). That makes it all the more interesting that this is a rank 6 crit.

[Celephais]

Incidentally, this is the lowest possible endroll to crit kill something in full plate with a dagger (which must be perfect). That makes it all the more interesting that this is a rank 6 crit.
Natural crit weighting?

[Latrinsorm]

Oh I'm sure he has some, yeah. I just found it interesting that the calculations would be so constructed that there would be enough weighting to generate a crit kill fairly easily with a dagger at the upper limit. We're talking a .075(*1.06) DF here.

[Celephais]

ah, I see what you're saying now after doing the math... yeah little more than 10.5 raw damage and it had enough weighting to scale all the way to rank 6. This would mean that his natural plus ambushing weighting added up to at least 50 crit damage?

[Latrinsorm]

55! I had expected his ambush to be about 50 after Gilchristr's research, and whenever I look into Gib hits that's about what I see. Natural weighting could certainly result in 5 points.

[Celephais]

Gib, care to post your Dex/Bonus?

[Khariz]

Here's a new one from 10 mins ago.

at siren
You swing a white shaalk claidhmore at a siren!
AS: +527 vs DS: +446 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +13 = +135
... and hit for 47 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the siren's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.

[Khariz]

A better one:

at
You swing a white shaalk claidhmore at a siren!
AS: +530 vs DS: +484 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +27 = +114
... and hit for 69 points of damage!
Slash to the siren's lower back!
Kidneys sliced and diced!
Death is slow and painful.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.

[thefarmer]

You just like showing off your shaalk claid

[Khariz]

Okay, just for you, I'll show off another weapon:

at
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a siren!
AS: +518 vs DS: +482 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +55 = +123
... and hit for 73 points of damage!
Body pulped to a gooey mass.
Watch where you step!
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.

[Durgrimst]

Ill trade you my massive rolaren maul for your massive rolaren mattock....... its higher enchant.....

[Khariz]

Ill trade you my massive rolaren maul for your massive rolaren mattock....... its higher enchant.....

Hehe, no thanks.

[Akaylas]

I think I win...

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Dark Catalyst...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at an emaciated hierophant.
The dull golden nimbus surrounding an emaciated hierophant suddenly begins to glow brightly.
CS: +322 - TD: +286 + CvA: +20 + d100: +45 == +101
Warding failed!
... and hits for 20 points of damage!
An emaciated hierophant is suddenly engulfed in flames of pure essence!
... 35 points of damage!
Flames incinerate right arm to the bone. Not a pleasant sight.
The emaciated hierophant is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Solid blast of ice square to the chest rocks the emaciated hierophant back on his heels!
... 50 points of damage!
Electrical charge toasts foe! You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.
An emaciated hierophant staggers, then falls to the floor and dies.
The very powerful look leaves an emaciated hierophant.
The white light leaves an emaciated hierophant.
The deep blue glow leaves an emaciated hierophant.
An emaciated hierophant seems to lose an aura of confidence.
An emaciated hierophant seems to lose some dexterity.
An emaciated hierophant appears less powerful.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around an emaciated hierophant.
You feel 5 mana surge into you!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[Khariz]

You would...if spells counted. Is that crit death anyway? Been too long since I cast DC.

Hehe!

[Latrinsorm]

Electrical charge toasts foe! You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.

Yes. I get that one with my falchion sometimes. Very boss.

[Celephais]

This thread is seriously as stupid as someone posting a thread of "Post your highest D100 roll"... this thread would actually be dumber than a "Post your highest Open D100 roll" thread.

[Tea & Strumpets]

This thread is seriously as stupid as someone posting a thread of "Post your highest D100 roll"... this thread would actually be dumber than a "Post your highest Open D100 roll" thread.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a tarnished vultite falchion at a huge black stone beast!
AS: +506 vs DS: +451 with AvD: +21 + d100 roll: +29 = +105
... and hit for 1 point of damage!
Thumped the black stone beast's chest.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You hear the ghostly voice of Guarrin ask, "Murp! some lk please?"

>stance def

You are now in a defensive stance.

[Celephais]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a tarnished vultite falchion at a huge black stone beast!
AS: +506 vs DS: +451 with AvD: +21 + d100 roll: +29 = +105
... and hit for 1 point of damage!
Thumped the black stone beast's chest.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Haste 2 spell in effect.. Roundtime changed to 1 second.
You hear the ghostly voice of Guarrin ask, "Murp! some lk please?"

>stance def

You are now in a defensive stance.
BRILLANT!
please dont' comment on the spelling... it's intentional, google it.

[Tea & Strumpets]

GS3 ambushing was awesome.

>cast

You gesture.
You blend into invisibility among the surroundings.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>stance adv

You hear the ghostly voice of Guarrin say, "ave at em"
You are now in an advancing stance.
Perigourd says, "cant hit the beasts"
You feel more refreshed.
>amb third beast abd
>'hold this

A huge black stone beast swings a massive arm at Perigourd!
AS: +542 vs DS: +639 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +38 = -9
A clean miss.
A huge black stone beast swings a massive arm at Perigourd!
AS: +552 vs DS: +639 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +100 = +63
A clean miss.
A towering troll prince flesh wounds regenerate some.
A towering troll prince cackles with glee as it reaches down and claws into Guarrin's helpless body!
The troll prince rakes its claws down Guarrin's chest, ripping off large strips of flesh.
A huge black stone beast swings a massive arm at Perigourd!
AS: +562 vs DS: +639 with AvD: +50 + d100 roll: +49 = +22
A clean miss.
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a tarnished vultite falchion at a huge black stone beast!
AS: +506 vs DS: +451 with AvD: +21 + d100 roll: +50 = +126
... and hit for 75 points of damage!
Wicked slash slices open the black stone beast's chest!
Heart and lungs pureed!
Sickening!
The black stone beast crashes to the ground and struggles a bit before becoming completely still.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
You hear the ghostly voice of Guarrin say, "give em 'ell lads"
You say, "hold this"

[Khariz]

A half decent 2. Not REAL low endrolls, but still fun times:

You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a siren!
AS: +539 vs DS: +413 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +1 = +159
... and hit for 72 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.

You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a siren!
AS: +539 vs DS: +438 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +2 = +135
... and hit for 34 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The siren twitches several times before dying.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Did ye'just buy that from Tsin? (The mattock, I assume, is the 4x claidh weighted)? If so, stop showing off! :(

[Khariz]

Did ye'just buy that from Tsin? (The mattock, I assume, is the 4x claidh weighted)? If so, stop showing off! :(

Haha. Yeah, I did. I own so many claid-weighted weapons that's it honestly pretty stupid. Every single weapon I have swung throughout this thread has been claid-weighted.

[Khariz]

at
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a siren!
AS: +546 vs DS: +472 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +11 = +117
... and hit for 49 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Clipt]

You swing a blackened claidhmore at a greater kappa!
AS: +91 vs DS: +29 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +18 = +111
... and hit for 72 points of damage!
Slash to the greater kappa's ribs opens a sucking chest wound!
The greater kappa falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Khariz]

I just gotta say, Olson twins + pasties = teh win.

[Clipt]

I just gotta say, Olson twins + pasties = teh win.

I prefer the one on the right

[Methais]

A giant tubgirl just arrived.

A giant tubgirl falls back and flips over while uttering a phrase of magic.

A giant tubgirl gestures at you.
CS: +504 - TD: +440 + CvA: +25 + d100: +12 == +101
Warding failed!
Large fountains of pure liquid of yellowish orange and brown hues begin to erupt from a giant tubgirl's anus. Before long, the fountain grow more violent, reaching hungrily up towards your body. You fall to the ground as you are hit by the blast, and the poo engulfs you. A faint green steam rises in tendrils from your poo covered body.

[Clipt]

A giant tubgirl just arrived.

A giant tubgirl falls back and flips over while uttering a phrase of magic.

A giant tubgirl gestures at you.
CS: +504 - TD: +440 + CvA: +25 + d100: +12 == +101
Warding failed!
Large fountains of pure liquid of yellowish orange and brown hues begin to erupt from a giant tubgirl's anus. Before long, the fountain grow more violent, reaching hungrily up towards your body. You fall to the ground as you are hit by the blast, and the poo engulfs you. A faint green steam rises in tendrils from your poo covered body.

4 girls finger painting please.

[Clipt]

You swing a blackened claidhmore at a greater kappa!
AS: +101 vs DS: +42 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +18 = +108
... and hit for 40 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.
The greater kappa falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Myx]

Here's my best shot to date....


As you attack, you and your serrated laen claidhmore seem to move together in perfect tandem, making your strike feel almost effortless!
You swing a xenium hilted serrated laen claidhmore at a sand devil!
AS: +275 vs DS: +243 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +38 = +111
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Vertebrae in neck disintegrate from impact!
Neck sinks into shoulders.
The sand devil falls to the ground and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a sand devil.
The white light leaves a sand devil.
The deep blue glow leaves a sand devil.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a sand devil.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a sand devil.
The powerful look leaves a sand devil.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>

[Gibreficul]

Gib, care to post your Dex/Bonus?

Strength (STR): 100 (25) ... 100 (25)
Constitution (CON): 100 (20) ... 100 (20)
Dexterity (DEX): 100 (35) ... 100 (35)
Agility (AGI): 100 (30) ... 100 (30)
Discipline (DIS): 71 (0) ... 71 (0)
Aura (AUR): 100 (35) ... 100 (35)
Logic (LOG): 75 (12) ... 75 (12)
Intuition (INT): 86 (23) ... 86 (23)
Wisdom (WIS): 100 (30) ... 100 (30)
Influence (INF): 100 (20) ... 100 (20)


You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a well-crafted vultite dagger at a siren!
AS: +456 vs DS: +442 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +87 = +128
... and hit for 52 points of damage!
Horrifying slash to the siren's head!
Right eye sliced open!
Brain pureed!
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
The bright luminescence fades from around a siren.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a siren.

The above was just cause I was hunting when I was posting.

Big weapons are for pussies. Use a dagger and earn a kill.

[AnticorRifling]

If it's not a polearm, it's crap.

[Hilts]

You swing a crimson-hilted claidhmore at a frost giant!
AS: +200 vs DS: +184 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +82 = +132
... and hit for 55 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!
The frost giant cries out in cold agony one last time and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a frost giant.
The light blue glow leaves a frost giant.
The powerful look leaves a frost giant.

[Khariz]

Not my lowest, but still fun:

You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a siren!
AS: +540 vs DS: +464 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +7 = +115
... and hit for 68 points of damage!
Body pulped to a gooey mass.
Watch where you step!
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
The bright luminescence fades from around a siren.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a siren.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Hilts]

i like that mattock, whats the stats on it?

[Khariz]

+20, fully claid-weighted (40 point crit weighted).

[Hilts]

very very nice

[Khariz]

Not the lowest I've posted in this thread, but DAMN, was it amusing:

ambush rad head
As you attack, your eonake claidhmore seems to tug at your hand, as if subtly guiding your strike!
You swing an eonake claidhmore at a triton radical!
AS: +552 vs DS: +487 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +27 = +120
... and hit for 35 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the triton radical's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The triton radical gurgles once and goes still, a wrathful look on his face.

[wizgem3]

You swing a jagged mithril battle axe at a forest trali shaman!
AS: +314 vs DS: +290 with AvD: +43 + d100 roll: +47 = +114
... and hit for 52 points of damage!
Horrifying slash to the trali shaman's head!
Right eye sliced open!
Brain pureed!
A forest trali shaman collapses upon the ground and the life fades from her eyes.
The opalescent aura fades from around a forest trali shaman.
A forest trali shaman seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The dim aura fades from around a forest trali shaman.
The light blue glow leaves a forest trali shaman.

You swing a jagged mithril battle axe at a forest trali shaman!
AS: +314 vs DS: +308 with AvD: +43 + d100 roll: +68 = +117
... and hit for 54 points of damage!
Horrifying slash to the trali shaman's head!
Left eye sliced open!
Brain pureed!
A forest trali shaman collapses upon the ground and the life fades from her eyes.
The opalescent aura fades from around a forest trali shaman.
A forest trali shaman seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The dim aura fades from around a forest trali shaman.
The light blue glow leaves a forest trali shaman.
The powerful look leaves a forest trali shaman.

You swing a jagged mithril battle axe at a forest trali!
AS: +340 vs DS: +351 with AvD: +43 + d100 roll: +89 = +121
... and hit for 41 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens the forest trali's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!
A forest trali collapses upon the ground and the life fades from her eyes.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.

You swing a jagged mithril battle axe at a forest trali shaman!
AS: +340 vs DS: +275 with AvD: +43 + d100 roll: +5 = +113
... and hit for 47 points of damage!
Horrible slash to the trali shaman's head! Brain matter goes flying!
Looks like she never felt a thing.
A forest trali shaman collapses upon the ground and the life fades from her eyes.
The opalescent aura fades from around a forest trali shaman.
A forest trali shaman seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The dim aura fades from around a forest trali shaman.
The light blue glow leaves a forest trali shaman.
The powerful look leaves a forest trali shaman.
A forest trali shaman returns to normal color.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.

You swing a jagged mithril battle axe at a forest trali!
AS: +340 vs DS: +287 with AvD: +43 + d100 roll: +34 = +130
... and hit for 65 points of damage!
Gruesome, slashing blow to the side of the forest trali's head!
Skull split open! Brain (and life) vanishes in a fine mist.
A forest trali collapses upon the ground and the life fades from her eyes.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.

You swing a jagged mithril battle axe at a forest trali shaman!
AS: +342 vs DS: +302 with AvD: +43 + d100 roll: +32 = +115
... and hit for 48 points of damage!
Slash to the trali shaman's right eye!
Vitreous fluid spews forth!
Seeya!
A forest trali shaman collapses upon the ground and the life fades from her eyes.
The opalescent aura fades from around a forest trali shaman.
A forest trali shaman seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The dim aura fades from around a forest trali shaman.

[Khariz]

Nice ones. I love greataxes. Still some of the best low endrolls kills I've ever gotten have been with this claid weighted one:

You swing a jagged glaes battle axe at a Vvrael witch!
AS: +473 vs DS: +410 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +11 = +109
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens the Vvrael witch's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!
The Vvrael witch crumples to the ground motionless.

[Khariz]

>at
You swing an eonake claidhmore at a Grimswarm orc ranger!
AS: +560 vs DS: +534 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +65 = +123
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the orc ranger's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The orc ranger falls to the ground and dies.

[Khariz]

>at
You swing a jagged glaes battle axe at a Grimswarm orc scout!
AS: +555 vs DS: +529 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +51 = +114
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Slash strikes the orc scout's right eye.
Seems there was a brain there after all.
The orc scout falls to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Khariz]

Here's a half decent one:

R>ambush ran neck
You swing a black laen claidhmore at a Grimswarm orc ranger!
AS: +513 vs DS: +440 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +2 = +113
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Vertebrae in neck disintegrate from impact!
Neck sinks into shoulders.
The orc ranger falls to the ground and dies.

[BigWorm]

Claidhmores are for pussies.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing an ornate ora short sword at a siren!
AS: +486 vs DS: +452 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +40 = +114
... and hit for 45 points of damage!
Neck removed, head falls to the ground.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
The bright luminescence fades from around a siren.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a siren.

[Khariz]

Claidhmores are for pussies.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing an ornate ora short sword at a siren!
AS: +486 vs DS: +452 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +40 = +114
... and hit for 45 points of damage!
Neck removed, head falls to the ground.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
The bright luminescence fades from around a siren.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a siren.

Ambushing is for pussies:yes:

[NocturnalRob]

Ambushing is for pussies:yes:

my dong is for pussies

[Khariz]

my dong is for pussies

My dong is for your avatar.

[NocturnalRob]

My dong is for your avatar.

i think she has a pussy. i hope so anyway. otherwise, i'm very confused.

[Khariz]

i think she has a pussy. i hope so anyway. otherwise, i'm very confused.

Yeah...that would by why my dong is for her.

[SolitareConfinement]

i know this shouldn't count because its not a crit from the sonic sword however...its why sonic weapons own endroll 116 but the lion still died :-D






You are now in an offensive stance.
>You swing a sonic short sword at a plains lion!
AS: +164 vs DS: +99 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +16 = +116
... and hit for 4 points of damage!
Light, bruising slash to the plains lion's left thigh.

** As you hit, your short sword unleashes a blast of sonic energy! **
... 10 points of damage!
Blow grazes right leg.

** With a loud snap, a blast of energy bursts from your short sword! **
... 40 points of damage!
Hard blow to temple scrambles brain!

[You have 16 kills remaining.]
The plains lion crumples to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

[GSMeureii]

You feel your white shaalk claidhmore focus itself upon your foe, giving additional force to your strike!
You swing a white shaalk claidhmore at a cyclops!
AS: +307 vs DS: +254 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +22 = +115
... and hit for 23 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The cyclops twitches several times before dying.
[You have earned 1 prestige point.]
The cyclops falls to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Khariz]

Good stuff

[Deathravin]

Mine would be like +200... arrows need crazy endrolls for crits.

[Fallen]

An animated Ithzir scout swings a steel claidhmore at an Ithzir scout!
AS: +435 vs DS: +356 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +6 = +115
... and hits for 48 points of damage!
Slash to the Ithzir scout's left eye!
Vitreous fluid spews forth!
Seeya!
The Ithzir scout clutches at his wounds as he falls, the life fading from his eyes.

[Khariz]

An animated Ithzir scout swings a steel claidhmore at an Ithzir scout!
AS: +435 vs DS: +356 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +6 = +115
... and hits for 48 points of damage!
Slash to the Ithzir scout's left eye!
Vitreous fluid spews forth!
Seeya!
The Ithzir scout clutches at his wounds as he falls, the life fading from his eyes.

I like it!

[Fallen]

I have him switch between an e-bladed lance for constructs, and a claid for everything else. I just need to find a +1 claid on the cheap.

[ViridianAsp]

You swing a massive vultite-headed sledgehammer at a shelfae chieftain!
AS: +184 vs DS: +52 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +3 = +175
... and hit for 57 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the shelfae chieftain's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The shelfae chieftain falls to the ground and dies.

My little warrior kicks so much ass.

[SolitareConfinement]

post fail

[waywardgs]

Here's some for the dagger fans. One shot one kill.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a thin-bladed black glaes dagger at a sand devil!
AS: +353 vs DS: +288 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +30 = +120
... and hit for 30 points of damage!
Slash strikes the sand devil's left eye.
Seems there was a brain there after all.
The sand devil falls to the ground and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a sand devil.
The very powerful look leaves a sand devil.
The white light leaves a sand devil.
A sand devil seems to lose an aura of confidence.
A sand devil seems to lose some dexterity.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a thin-bladed black glaes dagger at a sand devil!
AS: +339 vs DS: +284 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +67 = +147
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Shot knocks the sand devil's head back by pushing on the inside of the skull!
The sand devil falls to the ground and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a sand devil.
The white light leaves a sand devil.
The deep blue glow leaves a sand devil.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a sand devil.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a sand devil.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a thin-bladed black glaes dagger at a sand devil!
By amazing chance, the sand devil evades the attack!
You swing a mirror-bladed faceted onyx dagger at a sand devil!
AS: +332 vs DS: +298 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +78 = +137
... and hit for 44 points of damage!
Strike through eye, the sand devil is lobotomized!
The sand devil falls to the ground and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a sand devil.
The very powerful look leaves a sand devil.
The white light leaves a sand devil.
A sand devil seems to lose an aura of confidence.
A sand devil seems to lose some dexterity.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

I'm especially fond of the ones that do very little damage. Precision, people. Precision.

[SHAFT]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a massive vultite war maul at a mountain ogre!
AS: +194 vs DS: +109 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +6 = +126
... and hit for 61 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.
The mountain ogre falls to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 7 sec.

Just got that one

[Khariz]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a massive vultite war maul at a mountain ogre!
AS: +194 vs DS: +109 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +6 = +126
... and hit for 61 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.
The mountain ogre falls to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 7 sec.

Just got that one

Makes me proud.

[thefarmer]

You swing an eonake-edged tempered heavy greataxe at a minotaur magus!
AS: +438 vs DS: +383 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +42 = +136
... and hit for 43 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the minotaur magus's skull in, resulting in instant death!
One last prolonged bovine moan escapes from the minotaur magus as she falls still against the floor.
The opalescent aura fades from around a minotaur magus.
The deep blue glow leaves a minotaur magus.
The brilliant aura fades away from a minotaur magus.
A subtle light fades from a minotaur magus's eyes.
The dim aura fades from around a minotaur magus.
Roundtime: 5 sec

[m444w]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a closed fist at a shan cleric!
AS: +276 vs DS: +191 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +79 = +181
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Shot to neck sends the shan cleric into shock which leads very quickly to death.
The shan cleric howls out one last time and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a shan cleric.
The white light leaves a shan cleric.
The deep blue glow leaves a shan cleric.
The brilliant aura fades away from a shan cleric.
A shan cleric seems slightly different.
A subtle light fades from a shan cleric's eyes.
A shan cleric seems hesitant.
The light blue glow leaves a shan cleric.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

MONKZZ are here.

[Khariz]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a closed fist at a shan cleric!
AS: +276 vs DS: +191 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +79 = +181
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Shot to neck sends the shan cleric into shock which leads very quickly to death.
The shan cleric howls out one last time and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a shan cleric.
The white light leaves a shan cleric.
The deep blue glow leaves a shan cleric.
The brilliant aura fades away from a shan cleric.
A shan cleric seems slightly different.
A subtle light fades from a shan cleric's eyes.
A shan cleric seems hesitant.
The light blue glow leaves a shan cleric.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

MONKZZ are here.

That's hilarious.

[Khariz]

Not even close to my best in this thread, but I enjoyed it nonetheless:

!>at
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a triton radical!
AS: +558 vs DS: +556 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +94 = +134
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The triton radical twitches several times before dying.
The triton radical collapses, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.

[Khariz]

Heres a fun one:

You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a triton radical!
AS: +558 vs DS: +481 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +2 = +117
... and hit for 22 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The triton radical twitches several times before dying.
The triton radical collapses, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting a triton radical begins to falter, then completely fades away.
A white glow rushes away from a triton radical.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a triton radical.
The brilliant aura fades away from a triton radical.
The very powerful look leaves a triton radical.
The white light leaves a triton radical.
A triton radical seems slightly different.
The warm glow fades from around a triton radical.

[Stanley Burrell]

Closed fist ambushing in GSIII was PEEIMP.

[Khariz]

Fun:

>ambush rad neck
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a triton radical!
AS: +558 vs DS: +530 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +54 = +120
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as the triton radical's neck is broken in several places.
The triton radical collapses, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting a triton radical begins to falter, then completely fades away.
A white glow rushes away from a triton radical.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a triton radical.
The brilliant aura fades away from a triton radical.
The very powerful look leaves a triton radical.
The white light leaves a triton radical.
The guiding force leaves a triton radical.

[m444w]

>ambush aco
You thrust with an enruned ki-lin horn at a Grimswarm troll acolyte!
AS: +339 vs DS: +288 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +38 = +128
... and hit for 23 points of damage!
Attack punctures the eye and connects with something really vital!
The troll acolyte falls to the ground and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm troll acolyte.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm troll acolyte.
A Grimswarm troll acolyte seems slightly different.
A Grimswarm troll acolyte seems hesitant.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm troll acolyte.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Myx]

>
You swing a xenium hilted serrated laen claidhmore at a red-scaled thrak!
AS: +275 vs DS: +216 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +22 = +119
... and hit for 40 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens the red-scaled thrak's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!
The red-scaled thrak falls back into a heap and dies.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Khariz]

You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm troll cleric!
AS: +607 vs DS: +547 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +20 = +114
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The troll cleric falls to the ground and dies.
The opalescent aura fades from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The guiding force leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The brilliant aura fades away from a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
A Grimswarm troll cleric appears less confident.
A Grimswarm troll cleric seems hesitant.
The air calms down around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The dim aura fades from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The wall of force disappears from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.

[NocturnalRob]

i win forever.

>attack
You swing a sturdy acid-etched claidhmore at a sand devil!
AS: +326 vs DS: +333 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +84 = +108
... and hit for 80 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the sand devil's insides to outsides!
The sand devil falls to the ground and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a sand devil.
The very powerful look leaves a sand devil.
The white light leaves a sand devil.
A sand devil seems to lose an aura of confidence.
A sand devil seems to lose some dexterity.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[droit]

i win forever.

>attack
You swing a sturdy acid-etched claidhmore at a sand devil!
AS: +326 vs DS: +333 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +84 = +108
... and hit for 80 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the sand devil's insides to outsides!
The sand devil falls to the ground and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a sand devil.
The very powerful look leaves a sand devil.
The white light leaves a sand devil.
A sand devil seems to lose an aura of confidence.
A sand devil seems to lose some dexterity.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

That's ridiculous. That a normal claid?

[NocturnalRob]

That's ridiculous. That a normal claid?

as far as i know. it's my brother's account, so i don't normally play. got bored with the bard and rogue. thought i'd warrior it up a bit.

[Michaelous]

i win forever.

>attack
You swing a sturdy acid-etched claidhmore at a sand devil!
AS: +326 vs DS: +333 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +84 = +108
... and hit for 80 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the sand devil's insides to outsides!
The sand devil falls to the ground and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a sand devil.
The very powerful look leaves a sand devil.
The white light leaves a sand devil.
A sand devil seems to lose an aura of confidence.
A sand devil seems to lose some dexterity.
Roundtime: 5 sec.


if that post isnt fake then , you are the anderson silva of this thread

[NocturnalRob]

if that post isnt fake then , you are the anderson silva of this thread

then call me the spider

[Asha]

Must be shit to be banned and still drool over this shit.

[Valakhan]

Pwnt lvl 300 guy from Solhaven when Mandis crystals made it so that you couldn't cast/wear spells in the Landing (a pulse every 5-10 seconds stripped all magic except sign of staunching). My lowest endroll ever:

[scollback]


Nice.

I vaguely remember that. In fact, I see that I'm in your scrollback.

[Valakhan]

One of my/wife's rogues, @ 13th level: ( text file from 7/1/99 )

H>am verer head
H>You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a flail at a nedum vereri!
AS: +183 vs DS: +150 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +36 = +113
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the nedum vereri's skull in, resulting in instant death!
A nedum vereri exhales a sigh of relief and slumps to the ground motionless.
Round time: 8 sec.

[Stunseed]

A quick flick of Jolena's wrist sends an ebonwood-shafted spear with a blackened oval vultite blade into flight!
Jolena throws a vultite spear at an Ithzir herald!
AS: +478 vs DS: +434 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +73 = +147
... and hits for 34 points of damage!
Attack punctures the eye and connects with something really vital!
The Ithzir herald falls to the ground in a crumpled heap.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves an Ithzir herald.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around an Ithzir herald.
The silvery luminescence fades from around an Ithzir herald.
The bright luminescence fades from around an Ithzir herald.
The vultite spear is deflected to one side, sailing to the ground.

[Stunseed]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a burnished vultite moon axe at an Ithzir initiate!
AS: +479 vs DS: +451 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +56 = +115
... and hit for 35 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The Ithzir initiate falls to the ground in a crumpled heap.

[droit]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a perfect haon-hafted ora hatchet at a siren!
AS: +502 vs DS: +455 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +36 = +116
... and hit for 47 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

[You have 9 kills remaining.]
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
The bright luminescence fades from around a siren.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Dwarven Empath]

A shrickhen rushes in, her form weaving and shaking as her parts attempt to work together.
>amb shrick head
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing an elegant vultite handaxe at a shrickhen!
AS: +384 vs DS: +274 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +6 = +149
... and hit for 38 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the shrickhen's skull in, resulting in instant death!
A shrickhen's arms, legs and head separate from her torso as the dissimilar parts finally fall still.
A shrickhen glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a shrickhen.
The bright luminescence fades from around a shrickhen.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Fatsix]

CS: +414 - TD: +311 + CvA: -2 + d100: +6 == +107
Warding failed!
An Ithzir janissary reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 40 damage!
... 70 points of damage!
The Ithzir janissary's midsection swells painfully then bursts, sending the Ithzir janissary everywhere.
The Ithzir janissary asks incredulously, "Hor? Kla val ptath...?" then falls, his pupil-less green eyes frozen in a dead stare.

many levels ago:
You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at a black forest ogre.
CS: +276 - TD: +205 + CvA: +8 + d100: +23 == +102
Warding failed!
A black forest ogre reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 25 damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Skull and surrounding flesh disintegrate. The black forest ogre falls to the ground dead.
A black forest ogre falls prone to the ground, twitches one last time and dies.

i had a bunch of low endroll crits from the skull temple but cant find them.

[Khariz]

Again, by far not the best, but it was amusing enough to share:

You swing a burnished vultite claidhmore at a Grimswarm giant guard!
AS: +592 vs DS: +503 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +1 = +134
... and hit for 57 points of damage!
Incredible slash to the giant guard's neck!
Throat and vocal cords destroyed!
Zero chance of survival.
The giant guard rolls over and dies.

[Myx]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a massive vultite war maul at a mountain ogre!
AS: +194 vs DS: +109 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +6 = +126
... and hit for 61 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.
The mountain ogre falls to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 7 sec.

Just got that one


I still love that maul. I still miss it.

[Khariz]

I still love that maul. I still miss it.

>take vul maul from lock
You remove a massive shadowy black veniom-banded vultite war maul with razor-sharp eonake spikes from in your locker.
>put maul in lock
You place the vultite war maul in the locker, and it quickly disappears.

Still in my locker.

[NocturnalRob]

silly robe-wearing mages:


>amb
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a pearl-handled rolaren waraxe at a fire mage!
AS: +402 vs DS: +323 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +3 = +112
... and hit for 45 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

The fire mage looks upon you with utter hatred. Flames shoot from her eyes and engulf you!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to abdomen. Feels painful.

The fire mage goes limp and she falls over as the fire slowly fades from her eyes.
The fire mage no longer bristles with energy.
A fire mage glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a fire mage suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a fire mage.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a fire mage.
A fire mage appears somehow different.
A fire mage becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around a fire mage.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around a fire mage.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a fire mage.
The translucent sphere fades from around a fire mage.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[DoctorUnne]

I think someone said earlier in this thread that 108 was the lowest possible non-warding endroll for a crit... wouldn't it be 106?

Perfect lance has a DF of .725 * 1.06 = .769 against robes. On a 106 endroll, 6 * .769 = 4.6 damage which rounds to 5, which is enough to get a rank 1 crit on robes and activate weighting. Then with enough weighting (or ambushing if you can even ambush a lance) you can get that up to crit level.

Or am I wrong?

Edit: Sorry to waste everyone's time... nevermind I was mistaken Latrinsorm said this like two years ago.

[Mtenda]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a sinister black maul at a siren!
AS: +505 vs DS: +486 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +59 = +109
... and hit for 40 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
The bright luminescence fades from around a siren.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.

[Khariz]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a sinister black maul at a siren!
AS: +505 vs DS: +486 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +59 = +109
... and hit for 40 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
The bright luminescence fades from around a siren.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.

Nice!

I approve 100% of this ownage.

[elcidcannon]

You swing a gleaming faenor claidhmore at a brilliant violet monkey!
AS: +125 vs DS: +95 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +48 = +109
... and hit for 56 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.
The violet monkey falls back into a heap and dies.

[Khariz]

Okay, by no means was this my lowest, but it's still worth sharing:

You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm troll guard!
The troll guard barely manages to fend off the attack with his staff!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm troll guard!
AS: +600 vs DS: +603 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +91 = +132
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The troll guard twitches several times before dying.
The troll guard falls to the ground and dies.

[Mtenda]

Okay, by no means was this my lowest, but it's still worth sharing:

You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm troll guard!
The troll guard barely manages to fend off the attack with his staff!
You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm troll guard!
AS: +600 vs DS: +603 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +91 = +132
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The troll guard twitches several times before dying.
The troll guard falls to the ground and dies.

Nicely done sir. That your claid weighted mattock?

[Khariz]

Nicely done sir. That your claid weighted mattock?

I suppose I have to call it my expertly weighted mattock now, but yes.

[Khariz]

See Sales thread here: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=43152

You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a triton radical!
AS: +543 vs DS: +545 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +90 = +126
... and hit for 41 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The triton radical collapses, gurgling once with a wrathful look on her face before expiring.

See Sales thread here: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=43152

[Loagan]

You swing a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe at a manticore!
AS: +153 vs DS: +110 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +29 = +102
... and hit for 1 point of damage!
A feeble blow to the manticore's right arm!

** Your dark vultite handaxe flares with a burst of flame! **

... 15 points of damage!
Minor burns to abdomen. Looks painful.
The manticore falls to the ground and dies.

[Khariz]

Here's a decent one:

You swing a white shaalk claidhmore at a Grimswarm troll guard!
AS: +590 vs DS: +593 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +72 = +113
... and hit for 22 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The troll guard twitches several times before dying.
The troll guard falls to the ground and dies.

[mrjrd222]

You swing a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe at a manticore!
AS: +153 vs DS: +110 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +29 = +102
... and hit for 1 point of damage!
A feeble blow to the manticore's right arm!

** Your dark vultite handaxe flares with a burst of flame! **

... 15 points of damage!
Minor burns to abdomen. Looks painful.
The manticore falls to the ground and dies.

http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/doing_it_wrong_skaters.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

pwn


You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a pearl-handled rolaren waraxe at a fire sprite!
AS: +379 vs DS: +301 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +4 = +112
... and hit for 80 points of damage!

The fire sprite goes limp and she falls over as the fire slowly fades from her eyes.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a fire sprite suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a fire sprite.
The bright luminescence fades from around a fire sprite.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a fire sprite.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Yollia]

You slash with a bone hilted serrated hook-knife at a grizzled siren!
AS: +487 vs DS: +467 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +66 = +126
... and hit for 47 points of damage!
Strike to the eye penetrates skull, ocular fluid sprays widely!

[You have completed this portion of your Adventurer's Guild task.]
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.

Note the weapon type.

[DaCapn]

Burghal gnome with a huge fucking hammer?


H>am
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing an exquisite vultite maul at a snow crone!
AS: +252 vs DS: +205 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +31 = +111
... and hit for 25 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the snow crone's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The snow crone falls to the ground motionless.
The light blue glow leaves a snow crone.
The powerful look leaves a snow crone.
The bright luminescence fades from around a snow crone.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a snow crone.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Loagan]

Meh!!!

You swing a ghostly white steel claidhmore at a kobold!
AS: +57 vs DS: +44 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +67 = +111
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Slash to head destroys the kobold's left eye!
Doesn't do her brain any good either.
The kobold crumples to a heap on the floor and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[DarkShade9]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a well-balanced black vultite khopesh at a Sheruvian monk!
AS: +269 vs DS: +215 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +25 = +114
... and hit for 26 points of damage!
Deep slash to the Sheruvian monk's neck severs an artery!
The Sheruvian monk chokes to death on its own blood.
The Sheruvian monk screams emotionlessly one last time and lies still.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a well-balanced black vultite khopesh at a Sheruvian monk!
AS: +269 vs DS: +233 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +43 = +114
... and hit for 46 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!
The Sheruvian monk falls to the ground and lies still.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[graysun]

>You leap from hiding to attack!

You swing a silver-edged black vultite falchion at a grizzled Ithzir adept!
AS: +508 vs DS: +436 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +6 = +114
... and hit for 35 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.

[You have completed this portion of your Adventurer's Guild task.]
The Ithzir adept falls to the ground in a crumpled heap.
The Ithzir adept no longer bristles with energy.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a grizzled Ithzir adept suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a grizzled Ithzir adept.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a grizzled Ithzir adept.
A grizzled Ithzir adept becomes solid again.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a grizzled Ithzir adept.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[WRoss]

You swing a massive rolaren mattock at a Grimswarm orc sorcerer!
AS: +520 vs DS: +513 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +73 = +116
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The orc sorcerer falls to the ground and dies.
The wall of force disappears from around a Grimswarm orc sorcerer.
A Grimswarm orc sorcerer glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc sorcerer.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm orc sorcerer.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm orc sorcerer.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc sorcerer.
The powerful look leaves a Grimswarm orc sorcerer.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm orc sorcerer.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 2 seconds.

No sigils, no ambush, just expertly weighted mattock fun.

[DoctorUnne]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a fiery scarlet vultite handaxe at a Vvrael witch!
AS: +466 vs DS: +413 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +32 = +115
... and hit for 66 points of damage!
Bloody slash to the Vvrael witch's side!
Instant death, due to lack of intestines.
The Vvrael witch crumples to the floor motionless.
The Vvrael witch no longer bristles with energy.
A Vvrael witch glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a Vvrael witch.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Vvrael witch.
A Vvrael witch appears somehow different.
A Vvrael witch becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Vvrael witch.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Vvrael witch.
Roundtime: 6 sec.


----
Still the thug that you love to hate

[DoctorUnne]

Even better

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a fiery scarlet vultite handaxe at a Vvrael warlock!
AS: +466 vs DS: +479 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +100 = +117
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.

[You have 15 kills remaining.]
The Vvrael warlock writhes in black agony and dies.
The very powerful look leaves a Vvrael warlock.
The white light leaves a Vvrael warlock.
A Vvrael warlock glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The deep blue glow leaves a Vvrael warlock.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Vvrael warlock.
The light blue glow leaves a Vvrael warlock.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a Vvrael warlock.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Vvrael warlock.
The wall of force disappears from around a Vvrael warlock.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Michaelous]

Boooya!!!


You swing a claidhmore at a grey orc!
AS: +166 vs DS: +101 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +11 = +111
... and hit for 25 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as the grey orc's neck is broken in several places.
A grey orc gazes upward one last time and dies.

thats the best ive seen period

[IorakeWarhammer]

You slash with a bone hilted serrated hook-knife at a grizzled siren!
AS: +487 vs DS: +467 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +66 = +126
... and hit for 47 points of damage!
Strike to the eye penetrates skull, ocular fluid sprays widely!

[You have completed this portion of your Adventurer's Guild task.]
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.

Note the weapon type.

clearly the most impressive

[Loagan]

How to win.


i win forever.
You swing a sturdy acid-etched claidhmore at a sand devil!
AS: +326 vs DS: +333 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +84 = +108
... and hit for 80 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the sand devil's insides to outsides!
The sand devil falls to the ground and dies.
The deep blue glow leaves a sand devil.
The very powerful look leaves a sand devil.
The white light leaves a sand devil.
A sand devil seems to lose an aura of confidence.
A sand devil seems to lose some dexterity.
Roundtime: 5 sec.


How to fail.



Boooya!!!


You swing a claidhmore at a grey orc!
AS: +166 vs DS: +101 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +11 = +111
... and hit for 25 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as the grey orc's neck is broken in several places.
A grey orc gazes upward one last time and dies.

thats the best ive seen period

[Krayton]

You boys with your claidh's.....

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a coraesine slayer's axe at a siren!
AS: +486 vs DS: +449 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +45 = +112
... and hit for 55 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.

[Michaelous]

How to win.




How to fail.

nice especially since a crit kill with a 108 endroll is not even possible

[BriarFox]

nice especially since a crit kill with a 108 endroll is not even possible

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9517/bloodlipua5.jpg

Shoosh.

[Drew]

nice especially since a crit kill with a 108 endroll is not even possible



O rly?

[WRoss]

lowest I've seen is 106

[waywardgs]

Crit kills via normal claid weighting bottoms out at a 108 endroll mathematically.

[Krayton]

You swing a coral-hilted vultite filet knife at a siren!
AS: +482 vs DS: +402 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +14 = +119
... and hit for 35 points of damage!
Slash strikes the siren's left eye.
Seems there was a brain there after all.
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.
The bright luminescence fades from around a siren.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a siren.

[Stunseed]

Not super low, but not aimed.

You swing a blackened iron morning star at a hunch-backed dogmatist!
AS: +399 vs DS: +284 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +9 = +159
... and hit for 34 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The hunch-backed dogmatist twitches several times before dying.
The hunch-backed dogmatist awkwardly staggers backwards, falling to her knees. "Why hast ye forsaken me m'lord, served you well I did!" beckons the dogmatist in a desperate prayer.

[Methais]

You hurl a stream of fire at a triton radical!
AS: +197 vs DS: +389 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +5 = -153
A clean miss.
Fire burns through neck and destroys carotid artery. Painfully bloody way to die.
The triton radical falls to the ground and dies.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[WRoss]

You hurl a stream of fire at a triton radical!
AS: +197 vs DS: +389 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +5 = -153
A clean miss.
Fire burns through neck and destroys carotid artery. Painfully bloody way to die.
The triton radical falls to the ground and dies.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

OMG KNOW WAI!

[Izzy]

You hurl a stream of fire at a triton radical!
AS: +197 vs DS: +389 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +5 = -153
A clean miss.
Fire burns through neck and destroys carotid artery. Painfully bloody way to die.
The triton radical falls to the ground and dies.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

That's a lot of fire lore.

[Hilts]

[bigshot]>kill #47658517
You swing a claidhmore at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +194 vs DS: +183 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +71 = +114
... and hit for 27 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as the krolvin warfarer's neck is broken in several places.
The krolvin warfarer crashes to the floor in a plume of dust.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.
The bright luminescence fades from around a krolvin warfarer.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 2 seconds.

[NocturnalRob]

Crit kills via normal claid weighting bottoms out at a 108 endroll mathematically.
Yeah, so suck it, Michaelous.

[Sam]

Rank 8 crush critical..

You swing a sacred titanium-spiked maul at a siren!
AS: +453 vs DS: +407 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +33 = +110
... and hit for 46 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a siren.

[Hilts]

[bigshot]>kill #49139875
You swing a claidhmore at a krolvin warfarer!
AS: +194 vs DS: +213 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +96 = +111
... and hit for 25 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as the krolvin warfarer's neck is broken in several places.
The krolvin warfarer crashes to the floor in a plume of dust.
The deep blue glow leaves a krolvin warfarer.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 2 seconds.

[Danical]

You could use Rank 5 MBlow to increase the skin DF of a claid from .625 to .9375, at which point, you'd only need a 105 endroll for round(4.6875) to achieve a rank 1.

[Hilts]

im a warmage.. cant do mblow

[Danical]

im a warmage.. cant do mblow

I didn't quote you previously, I meant "you" in the universal sense.

[WRoss]

You swing a broad rolaren mattock at a Grutik savage!
AS: +276 vs DS: +293 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +93 = +113
... and hit for 33 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the Grutik savage's skull in, resulting in instant death!
A Grutik savage collapses into a lifeless heap upon the ground.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Sam]

You could use Rank 5 MBlow to increase the skin DF of a claid from .625 to .9375, at which point, you'd only need a 105 endroll for round(4.6875) to achieve a rank 1.


Man I don't know what the fuck you just said, little kid, but you special man. You reached out and you touched a brother heart.

[Hilts]

You swing a claidhmore at a frost giant!
AS: +244 vs DS: +211 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +45 = +112
... and hit for 26 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as the frost giant's neck is broken in several places.
The frost giant falls to the ground motionless.
The deep blue glow leaves a frost giant.
The light blue glow leaves a frost giant.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 2 seconds.

[Revial]

You swing an ivory-hilted steel claidhmore at a snowy cockatrice!
AS: +80 vs DS: +38 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +36 = +109
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the snowy cockatrice's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The snowy cockatrice falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Fatsix]

From a while ago. Yeah they are soft...

You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at a black forest ogre.
CS: +276 - TD: +205 + CvA: +8 + d100: +23 == +102
Warding failed!
A black forest ogre reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 25 damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Skull and surrounding flesh disintegrate. The black forest ogre falls to the ground dead.
A black forest ogre falls prone to the ground, twitches one last time and dies.



You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at an Ithzir janissary.
CS: +414 - TD: +311 + CvA: -2 + d100: +6 == +107
Warding failed!
An Ithzir janissary reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 40 damage!
... 70 points of damage!
The Ithzir janissary's midsection swells painfully then bursts, sending the Ithzir janissary everywhere.
The Ithzir janissary asks incredulously, "Hor? Kla val ptath...?" then falls, his pupil-less green eyes frozen in a dead stare.

You weave another verse into your harmony, directing the sound of your voice at an Ithzir adept.
CS: +434 - TD: +379 + CvA: +19 + d100: +29 == +103
Warding failed!
An Ithzir adept reels under the force of the sonic vibrations!
Sound waves disrupt for 37 damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Vertebrae ripped from body! The Ithzir adept's head falls into shoulders.
The Ithzir adept falls to the ground in a crumpled heap.


It got old.

[Fallen]

102 endroll. Very nice.

[Fatsix]

post your lowest end... 12-08-2010 06:44 PM you are a total fucking cheesedick.


grow up. You're just mad because my endroll is the lowest.

[whiteflash]

Dhairn swings a gold-inlaid dusky red ora claidhmore at a grizzled siren!
AS: +484 vs DS: +450 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +44 = +109
... and hits for 31 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the siren's skull in, resulting in instant death!

[You have completed this portion of your Adventurer's Guild task.]
The siren gives a plaintive wail before she slumps to her side and dies.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a grizzled siren.
The siren appears a bit less vulnerable.

[Asha]

We are geeks.

[Riltus]

We are geeks.

You think a geek could do THIS?

You swing a claidhmore at a giant rat!
AS: +37 vs DS: +14 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +54 = +108
... and hit for 80 points of damage!
Terrible slash to the giant rat's side!
Entrails spill out, onto the ground!
Death can be SO messy.

DF: .625
Raw damage: 5
Crit damage: 75
Crit rank: 9

Mark

[waywardgs]

You think a geek could do THIS?

You swing a claidhmore at a giant rat!
AS: +37 vs DS: +14 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +54 = +108
... and hit for 80 points of damage!
Terrible slash to the giant rat's side!
Entrails spill out, onto the ground!
Death can be SO messy.

DF: .625
Raw damage: 5
Crit damage: 75
Crit rank: 9

Mark

Very, very nice

[Hilts]

not low.. but funny due to the weapon

You swing an epic pimp hand at a kiramon worker!
AS: +276 vs DS: +197 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +64 = +171
... and hit for 61 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the kiramon worker's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The kiramon worker falls back into a heap and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 1 second.

-

You swing an epic pimp hand at a kiramon worker!
AS: +276 vs DS: +261 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +85 = +128
... and hit for 34 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as the kiramon worker's neck is broken in several places.
The kiramon worker falls back into a heap and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 1 second.

[Asha]

Funny?

[IorakeWarhammer]

not low.. but funny due to the weapon

You swing an epic pimp hand at a kiramon worker!
AS: +276 vs DS: +197 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +64 = +171
... and hit for 61 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the kiramon worker's skull in, resulting in instant death!
The kiramon worker falls back into a heap and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 1 second.

-

You swing an epic pimp hand at a kiramon worker!
AS: +276 vs DS: +261 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +85 = +128
... and hit for 34 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as the kiramon worker's neck is broken in several places.
The kiramon worker falls back into a heap and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 1 second.


now that's impressive.

[Hilts]

hasnt been a post in awhile so thought i'd throw one in..

You swing a glaes-hilted invar claidhmore at a minotaur warrior!
AS: +333 vs DS: +309 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +65 = +117
... and hit for 39 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens the minotaur warrior's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!
With a surprised grunt, the minotaur warrior twitches one final time before falling still upon the floor.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 1 second.

[DoctorUnne]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a vicious black axe at a darkly inked fetish master!
AS: +573 vs DS: +568 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +73 = +111
... and hit for 30 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the fetish master's skull in, resulting in instant death!
As a darkly inked fetish master slumps to the ground, the darkly lined tattoos traversing its skin lose the luminescence that had seemed to radiate from them.
A darkly inked fetish master appears less powerful.
A darkly inked fetish master seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The very powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The white light leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The deep blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The light blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
A darkly inked fetish master returns to normal color.
The powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Buckwheet]

You swing a massive iron-bound mattock at a Grimswarm troll guard!
AS: +465 vs DS: +431 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +38 = +116
... and hit for 67 points of damage!
Body pulped to a gooey mass.
Watch where you step!
[You have earned 60 prestige points.]
The troll guard falls to the ground and dies.

[Ayamei]

Ledrith's dagger

You swing a heavy-bladed kelyn cinquedea at a hooded figure!
AS: +276 vs DS: +166 with AvD: +23 + d100 roll: +2 = +135
... and hit for 47 points of damage!
Slash to the hooded figure's left eye!
Vitreous fluid spews forth!
Seeya!
The hooded figure falls to the ground and lies still.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a hooded figure suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a hooded figure.
A hooded figure appears somehow different.
A hooded figure becomes solid again.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

[Sam]

Not a very low roll, but it was a non-ambush against full plate (and presumably some crit padding) with a rank 7 crit.


You swing an ironwood maul at a Grimswarm troll zealot!
AS: +595 vs DS: +451 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +6 = +186
... and hit for 66 points of damage!
Blow to eye impacts the brain.
The troll zealot twitches violently, then dies.

[DoctorUnne]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a vicious black axe at a darkly inked fetish master!
AS: +609 vs DS: +577 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +46 = +111
... and hit for 45 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

[You have 8 kills remaining.]
As a darkly inked fetish master slumps to the floor, the darkly lined tattoos traversing its skin lose the luminescence that had seemed to radiate from them.
A darkly inked fetish master appears less powerful.
A darkly inked fetish master seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The very powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The white light leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The deep blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The light blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
A darkly inked fetish master returns to normal color.
The powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Gibreficul]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a vicious black axe at a darkly inked fetish master!
AS: +609 vs DS: +577 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +46 = +111
... and hit for 45 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

[You have 8 kills remaining.]
As a darkly inked fetish master slumps to the floor, the darkly lined tattoos traversing its skin lose the luminescence that had seemed to radiate from them.
A darkly inked fetish master appears less powerful.
A darkly inked fetish master seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The very powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The white light leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The deep blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The light blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
A darkly inked fetish master returns to normal color.
The powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
Roundtime: 6 sec.


RANK 8 HEAD CRUSH: Damage: 40 Status Effect: Fatal Wounds: Rank 3

(In case anyone was wondering) One hell of a shot

[Bhuryn]

double post

[Bhuryn]

You swing an emerald-set black morning star at a krag yeti!
AS: +440 vs DS: +374 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +50 = +144
... and hit for 38 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the krag yeti's skull in, resulting in instant death!

[You have 21 kills remaining.]
[You have earned 40 prestige points.]
The krag yeti shudders once before it finally goes still.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

You swing an emerald-set black morning star at a krag yeti!
AS: +476 vs DS: +446 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +99 = +157
... and hit for 42 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the krag yeti's skull in, resulting in instant death!

[You have 11 kills remaining.]
[You have earned 30 prestige points.]
The krag yeti shudders once before it finally goes still.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[whiteflash]

Dhairn thrusts with a sleek black pike at an infernal lich!
AS: +750 vs DS: +676 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +16 = +128
... and hits for 50 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the infernal lich's skull in, resulting in instant death!
Flames flare within the infernal lich's eyes as she grasps at the gnarled bone phylactery hanging around her neck and collapses to the floor.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding an infernal lich suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The bright luminescence fades from around an infernal lich.
An infernal lich appears somehow different.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around an infernal lich.
An infernal lich glances around, looking a bit less confident.
An infernal lich just arrived. Wait, wasn't she here already?
The silvery luminescence fades from around an infernal lich.
The translucent sphere fades from around an infernal lich.
The guiding force leaves Dhairn.

[GTG]

You thrust with a sleek black pike at a darkly inked fetish master!
AS: +676 vs DS: +669 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +74 = +119
... and hit for 42 points of damage!
Amazing shot through the fetish master's nose enters the brain!
As a darkly inked fetish master slumps to the floor, the darkly lined tattoos traversing its skin lose the luminescence that had seemed to radiate from them.
A darkly inked fetish master appears less powerful.
A darkly inked fetish master seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The very powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The white light leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The deep blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The light blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
A darkly inked fetish master returns to normal color.
Roundtime: 7 sec.

[Natso]

Kinda proud of this one.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a well-made vultite mace at a Sheruvian monk!
AS: +329 vs DS: +265 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +17 = +113
... and hit for 20 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The Sheruvian monk twitches several times before dying.
The Sheruvian monk falls to the ground and lies still.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

[Androidpk]

You swing a chisel-edged black glaes claidhmore at a putrefied Citadel herald!
AS: +364 vs DS: +372 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +87 = +111
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
A putrefied Citadel herald stumbles to his knees before dropping motionless to the floor.

[dszabo]

Unaimed brawling weapons FTW

You swing with a golvern fist-scythe at a Grutik shaman!
AS: +252 vs DS: +190 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +21 = +123
... and hit for 45 points of damage!
Slash to the Grutik shaman's left eye!
Vitreous fluid spews forth!
Seeya!
[You have earned 60 recognition points.]
A Grutik shaman collapses into a lifeless heap upon the ground.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a Grutik shaman suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
A Grutik shaman appears somehow different.
A Grutik shaman becomes solid again.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

[Asrial]

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a vaalorn hafted rolaren waraxe at a fire mage!
AS: +390 vs DS: +404 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +100 = +117
... and hit for 30 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the fire mage's skull in, resulting in instant death!

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing with a fel-handled vultite fist-scythe at a Sheruvian monk!
AS: +252 vs DS: +235 with AvD: +45 + d100 roll: +52 = +114
... and hit for 35 points of damage!
Strike through both ears, foe is quite dead!
The Sheruvian monk falls to the ground and lies still.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a closed fist at a greater orc!
AS: +224 vs DS: +7 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +47 = +289
... and hit for 49 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The greater orc falls to the ground and dies.
The guiding force leaves you.
Round time: 7 sec.

[Berubeo21]

You nock a wooden arrow in your dark bloodwood longbow.
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm troll cleric!
AS: +512 vs DS: +505 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +87 = +125
... and hit for 25 points of damage!
Attack punctures the eye and connects with something really vital!

[Methais]

Has anyone posted an epic Voln Fu failure that results in you killing yourself?

Pretty sure that would automatically win this thread and be the ultimate lowest end roll crit kill.

[Kastrel]

You swing a sleek black invar claidhmore at a puma!
AS: +223 vs DS: +146 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +2 = +113
... and hit for 26 points of damage!
You hear several snaps as the puma's neck is broken in several places.
The puma crumples to the ground and dies.

I was pretty happy with this, given the +2 d100

[Kastrel]

Hah, nice. Put my previous one to shame.

You swing a black pearl-hilted claidhmore at a Grimswarm troll guard!
AS: +83 vs DS: +77 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +73 = +110
... and hit for 51 points of damage!
Right eye ripped from head, along with most of brain.
The troll guard falls to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Grimswarm was turtled and casting at me for 10 minutes as I chased it around the camp. I just kept missing, then I obliterated it on a 110 endroll. Such sweet revenge.

[Kastrel]

Keeps getting better and better.

You swing a black pearl-hilted claidhmore at a wind witch!
AS: +167 vs DS: +118 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +29 = +109
... and hit for 28 points of damage!
Shot to neck sends the wind witch into shock which leads very quickly to death.
The wind witch crumples to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 2 seconds.

[ycelacie]

I crit / killed with a 101 end roll with 519

[waywardgs]

I think 108 is the lowest a claid will go.

[Gelston]

http://gal.patheticcockroach.com/var/albums/humor/thread-necromancy/thread_necromancy_7.jpg?m=1380634405

[Roblar]

You swing an immense double-edged waraxe at a Vvrael witch!
AS: +538 vs DS: +506 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +55 = +117
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Mighty swing separates head from shoulders.
The Vvrael witch crumples to the ground motionless.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Vvrael witch.
The bright luminescence fades from around a Vvrael witch.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Vvrael witch.
A Vvrael witch becomes solid again.
A Vvrael witch glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The Vvrael witch no longer bristles with energy.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a Vvrael witch.
A Vvrael witch appears somehow different.

[Khariz]

Not my best. Not even my best in this thread, but a good one nonetheless:

You swing a dark runic lor-hafted sledgehammer at a Grimswarm troll guard!
AS: +532 vs DS: +505 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +52 = +114
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the troll guard's skull in, resulting in instant death!
[You have earned 40 prestige points.]
The troll guard falls to the ground and dies.

[Roblar]

You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +586 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +112
... and hit for 20 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.

[Eodus]

You leap from hiding to attack!
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a pale scaled shaper intensify!
You swing a gold-pommeled black glaes falchion at a pale scaled shaper!
AS: +670 vs DS: +627 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +32 = +110
... and hit for 35 points of damage!
Gruesome slash opens the scaled shaper's forehead!
Grey matter spills forth!
A pale scaled shaper sinks to the ground, the fell light in her eyes guttering before going out entirely.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a pale scaled shaper, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The light blue glow leaves a pale scaled shaper.
The deep blue glow leaves a pale scaled shaper.
The very powerful look leaves a pale scaled shaper.
The white light leaves a pale scaled shaper.
A pale scaled shaper glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a pale scaled shaper.
The scaled shaper no longer bristles with energy.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a pale scaled shaper suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The wall of force disappears from around a pale scaled shaper.
** Necrotic energy from your black glaes falchion overflows into you! **
You feel healed!

---

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a mithglin handaxe at a darkly inked fetish master!
AS: +634 vs DS: +602 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +50 = +112
... and hit for 30 points of damage!
Solid strike caves the fetish master's skull in, resulting in instant death!
As a darkly inked fetish master slumps to the ground, the darkly lined tattoos traversing its skin lose the luminescence that had seemed to radiate from them.
A darkly inked fetish master appears less powerful.
A darkly inked fetish master seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The very powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The white light leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The deep blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The light blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
A darkly inked fetish master returns to normal color.
** Necrotic energy from your mithglin handaxe overflows into you! **
You feel energized!

[Gelston]

Ah, Michaelous thread, the original dumbass of the PC.

[hello]

You swing an ancient serrated ithloss runeblade at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +577 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +103
... and hit for 12 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.

Well, I win.

[Gelston]

I had a 101 from the GY gate that killed me. The GY gate wins.

[Khariz]

You swing an ancient serrated ithloss runeblade at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +577 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +103
... and hit for 12 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.

Well, I win.

No, when you manually edit the number to be 103, you don't win, haha

And you didn't even put much effort into the trolling. You copied and pasted Roblar's post and changed a few things.

[Ososis]

No, when you manually edit the number to be 103, you don't win, haha

Yeah, he's a total piece of shit.

[Methais]

You swing an ancient serrated ithloss runeblade at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +577 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +103
... and hit for 12 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.

Well, I win.

You suck at life. And forums.

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[Ososis]

Just realized he stole Roblar's swing for his made up bullshit.


You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +586 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +112
... and hit for 20 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.


You swing an ancient serrated ithloss runeblade at a deathsworn fanatic!
AS: +577 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +103
... and hit for 12 points of damage!
Neck broken.
The deathsworn fanatic twitches several times before dying.
A deathsworn fanatic collapses to the floor in a susurrus of robes.
A shadow seems to detach itself from a deathsworn fanatic, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The bright luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The dim aura fades from around a deathsworn fanatic.
The deep blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The light blue glow leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves a deathsworn fanatic.
A deathsworn fanatic glances around, looking a bit less confident.


Subtacted 9 from the AS and 8 from the damage (cause that's how it works) Also that lovely ice age bullshit stick.

[BLZrizz]

You swing a --- claidhmore at a Grimswarm giant wizard!
AS: +428 vs DS: +382 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +33 = +113
... and hit for 81 points of damage!
A mighty hit turns the giant wizard's insides to outsides!
[You have earned 40 prestige points.]
The giant wizard falls to the ground and dies.
The silvery luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm giant wizard.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding a Grimswarm giant wizard suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
A Grimswarm giant wizard appears somehow different.
The giant wizard no longer bristles with energy.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around a Grimswarm giant wizard.
The translucent sphere fades from around a Grimswarm giant wizard.
Your --- claidhmore fades some.

Non-head/neck death crit, open swing -- creature was wearing fulls. 60 points crit weighting on the swing.

[Viekn]

You swing a --- claidhmore at a Grimswarm giant wizard!

Don't want people to know you have a certain claid?

[Khariz]

Here's a fun one from tonight. I love when the mob's DS is higher than my AS and I get a crit kill anyway:

You swing a dark runic lor-hafted sledgehammer at a Grimswarm troll cleric!
AS: +578 vs DS: +580 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +76 = +118
... and hit for 43 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.
[You have earned 50 prestige points.]
The troll cleric falls to the ground and dies.
The light blue glow leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The air calms down around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The dim aura fades from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The deep blue glow leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The opalescent aura fades from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The very powerful look leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The white light leaves a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The wall of force disappears from around a Grimswarm troll cleric.
The mote of white light next to a Grimswarm troll cleric disappears.

[Methais]

Don't want people to know you have a certain claid?

It's a cock shaped claidhmore.

[Khariz]

You swing a sigil-etched dark vultite claidhmore at a Grimswarm giant sorcerer!
AS: +552 vs DS: +500 with AvD: +43 + d100 roll: +18 = +113
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Shot to neck sends the giant sorcerer into shock which leads very quickly to death.
[You have earned 40 prestige points.]
The giant sorcerer falls to the ground and dies.

[Khariz]

You swing a sigil-etched dark vultite claidhmore at a Grimswarm orc witch!
AS: +558 vs DS: +570 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +84 = +116
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Awful slash nearly decapitates the orc witch!
That's one way to lose your head.
[You have earned 60 prestige points.]
The orc witch falls to the ground and dies.

[Methais]

I probably mentioned it earlier in the thread, but whoever Voln Fu kicked me and fumbled so bad that they ended up kicking themselves in the head and dying like 15+ years ago wins.

[Khariz]

I probably mentioned it earlier in the thread, but whoever Voln Fu kicked me and fumbled so bad that they ended up kicking themselves in the head and dying like 15+ years ago wins.

That is indeed hilarious

Siengfred attempts to kick Raggler!
MB: 28 vs MB: 429 = -401 -- Lose advantage!
(Fumble! @ 5) rolled: 1
Unbelievable! Spinning and flipping dive into ground!

* Siengfred drops dead at your feet!

Siengfred seems a bit less imposing.
Siengfred becomes solid again.
The powerful look leaves Siengfred.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Siengfred.
The white light leaves Siengfred.
The very powerful look leaves Siengfred.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Siengfred.
The deep blue glow leaves Siengfred.
The air calms down around Siengfred.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Siengfred.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Siengfred suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Siengfred's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
Siengfred glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The light blue glow leaves Siengfred.
The bright luminescence fades from around Siengfred.

[Methais]

That is indeed hilarious

Siengfred attempts to kick Raggler!
MB: 28 vs MB: 429 = -401 -- Lose advantage!
(Fumble! @ 5) rolled: 1
Unbelievable! Spinning and flipping dive into ground!

* Siengfred drops dead at your feet!

Siengfred seems a bit less imposing.
Siengfred becomes solid again.
The powerful look leaves Siengfred.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Siengfred.
The white light leaves Siengfred.
The very powerful look leaves Siengfred.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Siengfred.
The deep blue glow leaves Siengfred.
The air calms down around Siengfred.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Siengfred.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Siengfred suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Siengfred's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
Siengfred glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The light blue glow leaves Siengfred.
The bright luminescence fades from around Siengfred.

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[Gelston]

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[Gelston]

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[Gelston]

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[Methais]

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Fixed.

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[Methais]

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