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SpunGirl
09-14-2007, 01:59 AM
www.marryourdaughter.org

A typical listing:

Kimberly H.
Age: 15,
Location: South

Bride Price:
$20,995

Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that.

WOW GOD IS AMAZING.

-K
Danical
09-14-2007, 02:07 AM
. . . wow. :(
Shari
09-14-2007, 02:29 AM
That. Can NOT. Be real.
Harli
09-14-2007, 02:46 AM
That. Can NOT. Be real.

its not, snope.com has that one marked already.
Amber
09-14-2007, 02:46 AM
I so hope this isn't for real.
thefarmer
09-14-2007, 02:53 AM
It would be funny if the pics they ripped from wherever was actually someone's real daughter..

Of course it would only be funny for everyone else. If it happened to me I'd be looking to cut someone...
Warriorbird
09-14-2007, 02:54 AM
Yeah...the site is a parody designed to draw attention to fucked up marriage ages.
Gan
09-14-2007, 07:30 AM
ROFL

Thats fucked up. Even if it is fake.
Celephais
09-14-2007, 08:26 AM
It would be funny if the pics they ripped from wherever was actually someone's real daughter..
Wait for it.... wait for it....
Sean of the Thread
09-14-2007, 08:35 AM
What's this God put them on earth to be good wives and mothers shit.. I thought he put them on earth to give great head.
Nieninque
09-14-2007, 09:22 AM
LOL...that's awesome.
Alfster
09-14-2007, 09:38 AM
Wait for it.... wait for it....

Quote of the year IMO
Skeeter
09-14-2007, 10:15 AM
damn I was all set to propose to the 13 yo too.

I was thinking it was a clever way to catch internet predators
Solkern
09-14-2007, 10:23 AM
I love this one

Courtney’s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.

SHE GOT AN "A" in home ec!
SpunGirl
09-14-2007, 02:37 PM
I'm so sad that website isn't real. I should have known something that entertaining couldn't be legit!

Reading the NY Times article, though, the d00d actually has a point.

-K
Gan
09-14-2007, 02:51 PM
... and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.

YOU MEAN THERE'S A MANUAL?

:wtf:
Clove
09-14-2007, 02:56 PM
What's this God put them on earth to be good wives and mothers shit.. I thought he put them on earth to give great head.

How would you know.... Okay, I'm sorry. But I couldn't resist!
chillmonster
09-14-2007, 04:43 PM
If you laughed at that you need to repent.

After all, Jesus says...

http://pwned.dmvnoc.com/home.images/repent.jpg