Best Bounty EVAR

[SpunGirl]

>get rod
You remove a topaz-inset pewter rod from in your grey suede bag.
>tap rod
You tap a topaz-inset pewter rod, which is in your left hand.
>l rod
Engraved across the back of the pewter rod are the initials OW.

The Rod of Ow. Put it in your pants and impress the ladies.

-K

[Teavangelical]

It's almost worth keeping it and turning in the task.

Wait, can you do that? It'd be kind of funny if you were standing in front of the taskmaster wearing a whole crapload of bounty fluff and he never noticed.

Even funnier would be getting chased through the town by the people who actually own the stuff. :rofl:

[Stanley Burrell]

lolz

[Sean of the Thread]

I've got your rod of OW right here baby.

[Stanley Burrell]

You have the diopside-pustuled very small stick.

Engraved across the back of the small stick are the initials STD.

[Drunken Durfin]

>The Rod of Ow

Hilarious. Auction it.

[Donquix]

>raise rod
>show rod to <player>
act smashes <player> over the head with his Rod!
>'and that is why it is called the rod of OW!
>cackle

[Celephais]

Sorry to do this to you Spun... but I've gotten the best bounty item:
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=25379&highlight=crown
The King has lost his crown:

You glance down to see a carved malachite circlet in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.
>l circlet
Engraved across the back of the malachite circlet are the initials BK.

[SpunGirl]

Dude, anyone who had both of those items would be both the BK as well as the Master of the Rod of Ow. Not to mention... a fried of mine had a diadem with the initials DQ on it.

-K

[Caede]

Senja has a PP crown and Maliku has a FU ring, I believe.

[thefarmer]

The guard says, "Ah, so you're from the Adventurer's Guild? Yes, we do have a task for you. One of our citizens was attacked by an Illoke mystic in Stone Valley near Wehnimer's Landing. He barely escaped with his life. Unfortunately, in his haste to escape, he dropped a family heirloom of great sentimental value to him. He has put up a reward for its safe return. The heirloom is a starstone-set platinum tiara and you'll be able to identify it by the initials QB engraved upon it. Hunt down the creature that attacked him, retrieve the heirloom, and report back to me."

[Asha]

I don't get it.

[Sean of the Thread]

me either

[thefarmer]

It's a QB tiara.. I guess I'm the only one that found that funny.

[Celephais]

It's a QB tiara.. I guess I'm the only one that found that funny.
As in quarter back? That's all you got?
:shrug: <- that little guy isn't impressed.

[B2]

I kept a white ora circlet I had to find. It wasn't funny or anything, but I don't see a lot of white ora jewelry.

Yay alter fodder?

~Becca

[ViridianAsp]

It's a QB tiara.. I guess I'm the only one that found that funny.


Queen Bee?

[SpunGirl]

Queen Bitch.

-K

[Some Rogue]

Queen Bitch.

-K

That doesn't exactly narrrow it down to who it belongs to. There are lots of those running around.

[Nilandia]

Best bounty jewelry I've gotten, gag items aside, is a serpentine signet ring. I kept it, of course.

Gretchen

[thefarmer]

As in quarter back? That's all you got?
:shrug: <- that little guy isn't impressed.

I guess it was more amusing seeing as how I got that bounty right as I was reading the thread.

[Methais]

Senja has a PP crown and Maliku has a FU ring, I believe.

A PP rod would have been epic.

[Celephais]

A PP rod would have been epic.
1. Write a script that sits in the bounty room dropping and re-taking bounties until given one to retrieve a PP rod.
2. ???
3. Profit.

[crazymage]

QB Tiara? Did Eli Manning drop it vs Cowboys?

[Teavangelical]

1. Write a script that sits in the bounty room dropping and re-taking bounties until given one to retrieve a PP rod.
2. ???
3. Profit.

So...what's phase 2?

[Stanley Burrell]

So...what's phase 2?

Only the Burghal and Forest Gnomes know. Also:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/360816305_b073760c17_o.gif

For the awesome.

[Latrinsorm]

QB Tiara? Did Eli Manning drop it vs Cowboys?Sergey: 11-5
Latrinsorm: 12-4

!

[Teavangelical]

Only the Burghal and Forest Gnomes know. Also:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/360816305_b073760c17_o.gif

For the awesome.

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZaKSko5I8

Edited to add: Almost makes me want to roll up a gnome...

Okay, not really.