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GSTamral
12-15-2003, 01:55 AM
Protesting frogs crashed the premiere of LOTR in Paris, moving to an almost violent standoff with police, cast and crew, who had to be ushered out of the area for their own safety. The protestors were decrying the "globalisation" (dude, if you can't even spell right, go back to your little liberal doghouse and shut the fuck up) of modern arts.

I swear, for a first world nation, they are the most uneducated people I have ever met, and they speak for the most liberal agenda I've ever heard. They have a power crisis. They sold arms to Saddam and tried to hide it from the world. Most foreign contractors want nothing to do with them and their non-bill paying government (what other nation builds 64 nuclear power plants and then refuses to pay the bill for them because some uneducated faggots think nuclear power is bad, when in fact, it is the cleanest option currently available?).

France is more and more proving themselves to be a country of uneducated psychotic liberal cocksuckers, and now they press their stupidity upon the modern arts as well.

Note to France: nobody gives a fuck what you people think. Please finish high school, learn to spell, and then come back and join the global classroom. Fucking ignorant elitists.

Betheny
12-15-2003, 01:57 AM
they want art only for themselves?

Pallon
12-15-2003, 02:00 AM
Viggo Mortensen should have just torn those motherfuckers up single-handedly in a show of American supremacy

Betheny
12-15-2003, 02:01 AM
Isn't he Dutch or something?

GSTamral
12-15-2003, 02:04 AM
Maimara, who knows what the fuck the French want. More importantly, who cares? the cast was nice enough to grant the poor, uneducated third world country a chance to have an advance screening of LOTR. the people of the nation should be grateful, shut the fuck up, and stay in their little homes, wondering why they lack proper electricity and running hot water in almost 40% of their country, and worry about fixing that as opposed to decrying more and more stupidity.

The last intelligent thing a Frenchman did was to surrender.

HouseofElves
12-15-2003, 02:04 AM
Hmm well here are my simple thoughts:

I do not agree with France not supporting in the U.S. in Iraq, I think the US has a history of pulling them out of difficult and sometimes horrifing situations in the past. I suppose what happened in the Middle East only confirmed that we really didn't need their help in the first place.

As for the French people, no the goverment, sure there are idiots, but there are a lot of idiots that their media might highlight here. I was lucky enough to spend a two months in Normandy last summer, and for the most part everyone was very helpful and not rude at all. And I don't even mean in the big tourist towns, I mean in the smaller towns too. The only time I really encountered rude people was when I was shopping in the GAP on a large street in Paris. And they were like gypsy-type girls anyways. And *very* badly dressed. Hoes.


Lastly, downing LOTR is hella stupid. First of all, it is like the sickest triology that has been, is, or will ever be. Secondly most of the actors/director/filming locale, had nothing to do with America. That was weak ass. And if Orlando Bloom got hurt, I'm bashing some heads.

Kitsun
12-15-2003, 02:05 AM
Anyone else find it amusing that they'd crash a movie to demonstrate something?

...its a movie! And like LOTR is sacred. Those bastards.

HouseofElves
12-15-2003, 02:08 AM
The last intelligent thing a Frenchman did was to surrender. [/quote]

Ok, I did laugh at that.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

Kitsun
12-15-2003, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by HouseofElves
The last intelligent thing a Frenchman did was to surrender.

Ok, I did laugh at that.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html [/quote]

Yeah, that was HELLA funny. *wipes a tear from his eye*

12-15-2003, 08:21 AM
awww leave the french alone you big american bully!
they cant help that they are pussies

Xcalibur
12-15-2003, 09:05 AM
Bla bla bla, you can't disagree with the US anymore and be labeled as pussy.

Wait 10 years and say that when China will emerge and start disagring with the US about everything.

longshot
12-15-2003, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by Xcalibur
Bla bla bla, you can't disagree with the US anymore and be labeled as pussy.

Wait 10 years and say that when China will emerge and start disagring with the US about everything.

Way to dodge the real issue there, strawman.

Le fact is, you le suck:tumble:

Xcalibur
12-15-2003, 09:18 AM
They are, I share the same language, that's all

Just a bit tired of seeing that french bashing since France disagree with the us.

By the way, Canada's going to change his whole foreign politic with the US, so le fact est, je ne suis pas le suck ;)

Parkbandit
12-15-2003, 09:39 AM
France is now a bigger joke than Poland. Congratulations.. I never thought that would ever happen.