I want this guys job

[Sean of the Thread]

The real life Ace Ventura.

So far, he has a 78 percent success rate in finding lost animals.

But that success comes with a high price tag. Begay is paying $1,500 for Washington's help.
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FOR A FUCKING CAT? I was pissed my wife just dropped almost $200 because one of the cats had a god damned sniffle. Seriously.. not a bad career idea. My success rate might be hovering around 0% but at least I tried.

I wonder how many tails he has spray painted during his career.

http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2007/8/31/284377.html?title=Famous+pet+detective+on+the+case +of+a+missing+cat

[Dwarven Empath]

lol

There's a guy who works for Boston Stone and Gravel, and all he does is run the elevator.

He's 63, so one more year and this job go's up for grabs.



And yes he's a fat mtf.

Medi...

[Sean of the Thread]

Yeah but I want to be Faux Ace Ventura. I want to get paid to not find cats.