Flame Warriors!

[Mabus]

Just ran across a forum thread about personalities on forums. In it a person posted a link to http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm. I figured I would share it with you.

Interesting stuff, I think I have posted with most of the types listed.

What type are you?

[DeV]

Awesome find. It's been bookmarked.

[Snapp]

That's great. I recognize a lot of those "warriors."

[CrystalTears]

That's great. I recognize a lot of those "warriors."
Ditto. I was totally naming them as I was reading.

[Celephais]

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/loopy.jpg
Stan.

[Stanley Burrell]

asdfdsfgh, bitches.

[Stanley Burrell]

Also, my personal favorite thus far:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/god.htm

[Fallen]

I *think* this has been shown before. Still, makes for great reading.

[Gan]

For the recent bump insanity in the Caramia threads..

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/Assets/necromancer.jpg


Necormancer has a supernatural ability to bring long-dead forum discussion threads back to life. After having been flogged to death the thread may have been deceased for many years, and bringing it back may have scant relevance to the current topic, yet Necromancer will unexpectedly exhume the thread’s rotting corpse, and strike horror in the forum as its grotesque form lurches into the discussion. The monster, instantly recognized by all who knew it in life, seems at first to breathe and have a pulse, but, alas, it is beyond Necromancer’s skill to fully restore the thread’s original vitality. The hideous apparition may frighten away some of the weaker Warriors or Warriors badly wounded in former battles, but the thread is only a shadow of its former self and very quickly expires.

[Fallen]

Cyber Sisters are an extremely fierce confederation of fighting females who act something like a shrill Greek chorus, echoing and amplifying one another's voice until their foes retreat in disarray. They are generally leaderless, but anyone who challenges one Cyber Sister can expect to be savagely attacked by the others. Only the most powerful and battle-hardened of Warriors is strong enough to weather a Cyber Sisters attack. >>

God, ain't that the truth.

[Mosquito]

This list is ancient in internet years. Still, it stands true.

[Gan]

ROFL - PWNND.

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/Assets/capitalista.jpg

Capitalista is not always a wealthy fat cat; being a Capitalista is a state of mind rather than a reflection of affluence. A strident and extraordinarily self–satisfied Warrior, Capitalista takes every opportunity to extol the superiority of the free enterprise system and has a powerful aversion to the welfare states of Europe. Capitalista fiercely defends the market economy, bludgeoning “fuzzy-minded socialists” with Adam Smith, Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek. Though rather limited in his range of interests, Capitalista’s command of carefully selected historical facts, abstruse statistical comparisons and arcane economic theory make him a formidable foe.

[Gan]

And PB.
http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/Assets/bigdog.jpg


Big Dog is a bully who doesn't hesitate to use his superior strength to intimidate other combatants. Big Dog may be smart, articulate or just plain mean, but in any case he is a remorseless fighter, brutally ripping into even the weakest of combatants.

[Gan]

This list is ancient in internet years. Still, it stands true.

HAHAHAH. Found you too Backlash/Mosquito/Haywood J./GS-Phoenix!


http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/Assets/imposter.jpg



Impostor is a digital Proteus who changes his persona whenever it suits his purposes. That 21 year old co-ed from Arizona State you met in a discussion forum may, in fact, be a retired steel worker from Pittsburgh. Impostor will claim to be black, white, rich, poor, young, old, straight or gay, and if he's good he can pull it off - at least for a while. Of course, there are sinister, even criminal reasons Impostor would lie about who he is, but more often he fakes it to lend weight to his arguments, or simply to amuse himself. Impostor's requisite imagination and good writing skills can make him a formidable enemy, but even the best Impostors will eventually blunder and reveal their true identity. Once uncovered, Impostor always flees the field, but he may return in another form - you just never know...

[Stanley Burrell]

Why does Pinko (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/pinko.htm) have to be a chick? :mad:

This thing is anti-humanity and GWB sucks.

[Mosquito]

HAHAHAH. Found you too Backlash/Mosquito/Haywood J./GS-Phoenix!

Turnabout is fair play.

I would say you were Issues (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/issues.htm).