View Full Version : Report: Actor Owen Wilson in suicide try
Sean of the Thread
08-27-2007, 05:11 PM
ASSHAT
Published: Aug. 26, 2007 at 10:52 PM
SANTA MONICA, Calif., Aug. 26 (UPI) -- Actor Owen Wilson was taken to a hospital in Santa Monica, Calif., Sunday, reportedly after attempting suicide.
Wilson was transported to St. John’s Hospital. Citing sources, The National Enquirer and Star magazine said the star of "Wedding Crashers" and "Starsky & Hutch" had cut his left wrist and taken an undetermined amount of pills.
He was found by a family member who called for help.
Santa Monica police confirmed only that the actor had been taken to a hospital, TMZ.com reported.
"On Sunday Aug. 26. 2007 at 12:10 pm officers from the Santa Monica Police Department responded to a medical assistance call from the Santa Monica Fire Department,” the police said in a news release. "The person was transported to a local hospital where they are being treated."
Citing medical privacy laws, the police did not release any further information.
The Enquirer said Wilson’s wrist was stitched and bandaged at the hospital, and that Wilson would “be detoxed.”
A call to Wilson's publicist was not immediately returned. TMZ said.
Can't filmstars afford shotguns?
Harsh to hear though, I love Wilson.
TheSmooth1
08-27-2007, 05:14 PM
http://www.slabiak.dk/forum_pictures/no-darth_vader.jpg
Wtf does he have to kill himself over? He's cool.
Celephais
08-27-2007, 05:14 PM
His nose maybe?
Warriorbird
08-27-2007, 05:15 PM
WTF. He had enough where it wouldn't matter if he ever got work again.
TheSmooth1
08-27-2007, 05:15 PM
http://www.slabiak.dk/forum_pictures/die-50_caliber_asprin.jpg
Haywood J.
08-27-2007, 05:15 PM
Can't filmstars afford shotguns?
Harsh to hear though, I love Wilson.
Kind of a harsh point of view, considering you came here back in the day and threatened suicide on the boards. Was a long time ago, and I think 3 or 4 name changes for you since then though.
Sean of the Thread
08-27-2007, 05:18 PM
Kind of a harsh point of view, considering you came here back in the day and threatened suicide on the boards. Was a long time ago, and I think 3 or 4 name changes for you since then though.
At least he doesn't make NEW accounts in acts of cowardice.
(like you)
(pussy)
Celephais
08-27-2007, 05:18 PM
Asshat comment aside, I do like Wilson... Behind Enemy Lines is a badass movie (and Wedding Crashers was good stuff too).
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/Wilson.jpg
Haywood J.
08-27-2007, 05:23 PM
At least he doesn't make NEW accounts in acts of cowardice.
(like you)
(pussy)
I only do it so I can post anonymously :)
Kind of a harsh point of view, considering you came here back in the day and threatened suicide on the boards. Was a long time ago, and I think 3 or 4 name changes for you since then though.
4 name changes, multiple avatar and sig changes, one point of view etc. No trying to disguise who I am here. It's for mild amusement.
Not a harsh point of view at all, considering feeling like doing it and not doing it are two different things.
I feel for the guy. I like him. Nothing I said was harsh just if you're going to do it, and you've decided you're going to fuck yourself over then do it right.
Otherwise it's a call for help like I was guilty of.
I'm a huge Wilson fan.
Starsky & Hutch
Wedding Crashers
Armageddon
Shanghai Knights
(more...)
He's even got a few movies in production, pre-production, and post production.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005562/
:wtf:
Sean of the Thread
08-27-2007, 05:25 PM
Oh don't get me wrong. I like Wilson's acting and movies.. actually can't think of one that I didn't enjoy.
Just a stark reminder of how shit can really bring a brother down to the point of either attention whoring or killing one's self.
He wanted to fit in more with the Tenebaums
I only do it so I can post anonymously :)
So you're up to 4 now?
Backlash
GS-Phoenix
Mosquito
Haywood J.
amazing
Celephais
08-27-2007, 05:28 PM
I'm a huge Wilson fan.
Starsky & Hutch
Wedding Crashers
Armageddon
Shanghai Knights
(more...)
He's even got a few movies in production, pre-production, and post production.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005562/
:wtf:
Oh... I found the problem
Owen Wilson grew up in Texas ...
He certainly has a handful of movies I would not be proud of, but things like Behind enemy lines, Zoolander, Wedding, Cable Guy... comon', those rule.
So you're up to 4 now?
Backlash
GS-Phoenix
Mosquito
Haywood J.
amazing
It really is an incredible feat of stupidity, considering it's meant to keep his anonymity.
Nice work. Prick.
Sean of the Thread
08-27-2007, 05:31 PM
So you're up to 4 now?
Backlash
GS-Phoenix
Mosquito
Haywood J.
amazing
I think there a couple others.
Only a complete idiot wouldn't make several around the same time to throw of the scent and hope one sticks. But then again we're talking about Mr. 2 Inch who isn't quite the brightest.
Someone keep track.
When he passes 10, we'll make a thread so we can update it further.
Call it Progress, Reflection, and the Moment. Part DOUCHE.
It's starting to to get to the point where anyone who posts as a new user, who shows they're utterly retarded, shows signs of being Backlashian.
Is he UrbanDictionary'd yet?
Celephais
08-27-2007, 05:43 PM
2.Backlash
When you are about to nut and a girl is riding you, then all of a sudden she gets up and your penis flings back at you at the exact moment you blow your load, resulting in a backlash of nut on you.
Damn man last night i was bangin your mom and then right when i blew my load she got up and i got backlashed
Spooging in your own face... sounds about right.
He wanted to fit in more with the Tenebaums
I was thinking that. Wonder if he did it like Richie Tenenbaum, that's the coolest suicide scene ever in a movie.
Speaking of: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pyBB7y8fDU
luke must have been his inspiration
Well Elliot Smith committed suicide two years after he recorded that song for the suicide scene. I'm feeling the beginning of a "cursed movie" legend.
Will anyone care if Gwenyth Paltrow killed herself? I guess we'd have to her more whiney coldplay laments if she did but thats about it.
Celephais
08-27-2007, 06:00 PM
We wouldn't have to worry about her having any more babies and giving them retarded names.
Atleast Owen Wilson didn't get eaten by a Jaguar Shark
more whiney coldplay laments if she did but thats about it.
I had no idea anyone but us were subjected to that shit.
I'm not responsible, but I'm sorry.
Probably not but I hold you personally responsible for Lilly Allen.
Accepted. What a fucking ''no talent ass clown''
Latrinsorm
08-27-2007, 06:59 PM
I like Gwyneth Paltrow. :(
Fallen
08-27-2007, 07:09 PM
Meh. Small cutting.
Snapp
08-27-2007, 07:54 PM
Most gay guys do.
I liked her in Shallow Hal!
Hansel... NO! Who knew being really really incredibly good looking could be so hard on a man.
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