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Gan
08-27-2007, 10:21 AM
OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. -- Aggravated assault charges have been filed against a church deacon and University of Oklahoma Sooners fan after officials say he grabbed a University of Texas fan between the legs during a scuffle in an Oklahoma bar.


A couple of months before the annual Red River Shootout between the Sooners and Longhorns, words were exchanged at Henry Hudson's Pub between Allen Beckett, 53, and Brian Thomas. Witnesses said it was because Thomas was wearing a UT T-shirt.


Neither Thomas or Beckett chose to comment, but the police report described what happened to the victim, including graphic details about his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles.

Beckett's attorney, Billy Bock, said his client's actions were in self-defense.


"Sure, he's an OU fan. Not necessarily an overboard die-hard OU fan, but he certainly admits he said something in a joking fashion to the guy about his Texas T-shirt. The guy got offended. He said he was sorry," said Bock.

Bock said the apology apparently wasn't enough for the Texas fan and the man then approached his client. He said his client then grabbed the man in self-defense.


"The guy came over his other shoulder, and basically said, 'I'm getting ready to kick your you-know-what.' He said he felt threatened and he did what he thought he needed to do and grabbed him and left the bar," said Bock.


Bock adds that his client isn't a hardened criminal, but is a church deacon who makes his living as a government auditor who had gone to the bar that night for one reason -- to play darts.

http://www.nbc5i.com/sports/13968715/detail.html?better_headline

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Thats what you get when you go up against a secret ninja deacon.

http://strawdog.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/420_kung_fu_fighting.jpg

Tea & Strumpets
08-27-2007, 10:25 AM
They should tear that deacon's sack and call things square.

Celephais
08-27-2007, 11:45 AM
his injuries that included a torn scrotal sack with partially exposed testicles.
This caused me physically to shiver...

ViridianAsp
08-27-2007, 11:48 AM
Damn, men take sports way too seriously.

Gan
08-27-2007, 12:18 PM
This caused me physically to shiver...

x2

Tsa`ah
08-27-2007, 03:16 PM
That begs the question ...

WWJD?

Gan
08-27-2007, 03:20 PM
That begs the question ...

WWJD?.

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Xaerve
08-27-2007, 03:21 PM
Why don't we have any threads about the UFC fights Saturday night!

Gan
08-27-2007, 03:23 PM
Why don't we have any threads about the UFC fights Saturday night!

Be a real man, start a thread.

Xaerve
08-27-2007, 03:24 PM
Be a real man, start a thread.

But I've never done it before :( :help:

chillmonster
08-27-2007, 03:38 PM
How the hell do you let this guy nearly rip your balls off? Who was the guy with at the bar? It should have been WWIII in that bar and the story should have been about a church deacon that was hospitalized after assaulting an OU fan.

Drew
08-27-2007, 03:55 PM
Don't mess with Texas.

Celephais
08-27-2007, 04:07 PM
That begs the question ...

WWJD?

Were you looking for; turn the other nut?

Sean of the Thread
08-27-2007, 04:31 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/Monkey_steals_peach.jpg

Celephais
08-27-2007, 04:39 PM
I laughed... and then I cried...

Asha
08-27-2007, 04:44 PM
I laughed... and then I cried...
HahahahHAH So did I, exactly!

Gan
08-27-2007, 04:44 PM
Iron Hand FTW!

Celephais
08-27-2007, 04:46 PM
This really sucks, because I was gearing up for a snack... and a coworker brought in a ton of peaches this morning for everyone, and I was about to go get one before I read that.

Atlanteax
08-27-2007, 04:50 PM
"Massive Blood Loss Cause Death"

Is this during or after the unfortunate one blacks out?

Sean of the Thread
08-27-2007, 04:54 PM
Uhm usually blood loss cause one to loose consciousness before dying.

ViridianAsp
08-27-2007, 04:58 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/Monkey_steals_peach.jpg




Due to this I now have the hiccups. This also makes me glad I am a woman and have no "peach" to steal.

AestheticDeath
08-27-2007, 08:23 PM
What I am wondering is what kind of pants he was wearing. I almost always wear blue jeans of some sort, so thatd be kinda hard to grab through and rip - I would hope.

So I am assuming(hoping) he was wearing something along the lines of wind pants, sweats, or dockers or something. Wind pants and sweats kinda fit in with the game t-shirt though I would think.

chillmonster
08-27-2007, 08:30 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't find this funny? This dude is a menace! They should lock his ass up and throw away the key.


WANTED

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THE NUTSACK NINJA

Lomoriond
08-27-2007, 10:38 PM
Due to this I now have the hiccups. This also makes me glad I am a woman and have no "peach" to steal.

Damn... it's too bad Maddox pulled the "headbutt to the ovaries" section out of the Alphabet of Manliness.


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