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Elvenlady
08-23-2007, 05:00 PM
Nox and I are hunting Thurfel's Cellar when these two walk in and start merrily swinging ...


Maeglyn gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
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You raise an eyebrow in Izzadorah's direction.
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A massive grahnk stands up slowly.
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Izzadorah searches a luminous arachnid.
Izzadorah gathers the remaining coins.
A luminous arachnid's legs shrivel up beneath it as it decays into dust.
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Izzadorah swings a fine vultite longsword at a massive grahnk!
AS: +205 vs DS: +58 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +18 = +200
... and hits for 23 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the back.
Maeglyn gestures at a massive grahnk.
Maeglyn closes his eyes for a moment as he slowly raises his hands to shoulder-level. You hear and feel a resounding low thrumming sound just as a multitude of sharp pieces of debris splinter off from underfoot, savagely assailing the area!
The surroundings advance upon a phosphorescent worm with relentless fury!
CS: +188 - TD: +33 + CvA: +25 + d100: +6 == +186
Warding failed!
A phosphorescent worm is struck by a sharp piece of hard debris!
... 32 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
The surroundings advance upon a massive grahnk with relentless fury!
CS: +188 - TD: +45 + CvA: -10 + d100: +13 == +146
Warding failed!
A cluster of hard debris collides with a massive grahnk!
... 24 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Blow connects with abdomen.
... 20 points of damage!
Light blow to left leg.
The surroundings advance upon Noxnoctis with relentless fury!
CS: +188 - TD: +64 + CvA: +14 + d100: +34 - -5 == +177
Warding failed!
Noxnoctis is struck by a sharp piece of hard debris!
... 30 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Well aimed strike shatters bone in left arm!
He is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong shot to head messes up brain fatally.

* Noxnoctis drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Noxnoctis.
The bright luminescence fades from around Noxnoctis.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Noxnoctis.
The surroundings advance upon you with relentless fury!
CS: +188 - TD: +136 + CvA: +15 + d100: +86 - -5 == +158
Warding failed!
You are struck by a sharp piece of hard debris!
... 26 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks your neck!
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
Your sense of faith and conviction wanes.
You feel the protection of your deity's influence fade.
You suddenly feel less protected.
The powerful look leaves you.
A white glow rushes away from you.
The dim aura fades from around you.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The air calms down around you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The light blue glow leaves you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 10 mins...
As swiftly as the chaos came to be, it recedes again into the surroundings.
DEAD>
A phosphorescent worm charges at Maeglyn!
Maeglyn evades the attack by a hair!
DEAD>'what??
DEAD>
Speaking in Dhe'narsi, you quietly ask, "What??"
DEAD>
Maeglyn quietly says, "Ack."
DEAD>'excuse me
A phosphorescent worm silently glides in, moving slowly and steadily.
DEAD>
Speaking in Dhe'narsi, you quietly say, "Excuse me."
DEAD>
A massive grahnk swings a heavy stone club at Izzadorah!
By amazing chance, Izzadorah evades the attack!

The massive grahnk whales away, consumed with bloodlust!
A massive grahnk swings a heavy stone club at Izzadorah!
AS: +174 vs DS: +140 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +98 = +149
... and hits for 16 points of damage!
Blow raises a welt on Izzadorah's left arm.
DEAD>
A phosphorescent worm silently glides in, moving slowly and steadily.
DEAD>l
A phosphorescent worm charges at Maeglyn!
At the last moment, Maeglyn blocks the attack with his shield!
DEAD>
Maeglyn quietly says, "I didn't know that would happen."

How can you get to level 35 (at least), be hunting a level 15 to 20 area and NOT know Nature's Fury hits those not joined??

Gan
08-23-2007, 05:09 PM
Sounds like that guy has a date with Lorminstra in the near future.

Fallen
08-23-2007, 05:10 PM
Speaking in Dhe'narsi, you quietly ask, "What??" >>

That made me laugh for some odd reason. Sorry about the pointless death, though. That is a bitch.

Asha
08-23-2007, 05:14 PM
I'll come and tear him three new arses with no RP reason or involvement whatsoever :)

Danical
08-23-2007, 05:16 PM
Smoke them both and say you didn't know that would happen.

Sweets
08-24-2007, 08:08 AM
Bought character. Asshat.

Silent_Willy
08-24-2007, 10:23 PM
Or more possibly it was an honest mistake. These boards are so frickin' Emo sometimes.

Snapp
08-24-2007, 10:32 PM
I think Maeglyn posts here, doesn't he? Or maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Bobmuhthol
08-24-2007, 10:42 PM
I'm 99% sure I've had problems with Izzadorah, and I almost remember Maeglyn being with her at the time but I can't confirm that.

Anyway, Izzadorah ended up dying, and I didn't. That's basically the story.

Elvenlady
08-25-2007, 05:45 AM
Or more possibly it was an honest mistake. These boards are so frickin' Emo sometimes.

I never said it wasn't. What pissed me off was this pair walked into the room where two of us were clearly hunting, no one was hiding, and Izzadorah started swinging away, not just once but several times. Maeglyn then casts 635, Nox and I end up dieing and no word of an apology. That's what I call frickin' emo.

Asha
08-25-2007, 05:52 AM
I'm ready to take your bow now btw. :)

Elvenlady
08-25-2007, 06:33 AM
I tell you what Ash, when you get Shim back and have him ask Roh nicely for it, you can have it, deal?

Asha
08-25-2007, 06:50 AM
Deal ;)
:heart:

Fallen
08-25-2007, 10:51 AM
Haha...Then ima itchy curse him...cuzz you're going to be all rusty!

Kainen
08-25-2007, 11:18 AM
Haha...Then ima itchy curse him...cuzz you're going to be all rusty!

:lol:

Asha
08-25-2007, 11:25 AM
Haha...Then ima itchy curse him...cuzz you're going to be all rusty!

YOU'D HAVE TO BEAT 5000 TD ASSHOLE