The fruiting of Warclaidhm

[Zeyrin]

this is theraputic...

[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its serpentine lanes abuzz with traders bartering, bickering, and hawking their wares. The freewheeling vendors in the bazaar provide a lively alternative to the somewhat stodgier merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a grey mouse, the Pearce disk, the Ardea disk, the Mijunkin disk, a black cat that is sitting, a basket of rotting fruit, a city official, a broadsword and a broadsword.
Also here: Feszik, Journeyman Mijunkin, Great Lord Pridering, Lady Wichurana, Favorsham, Lord Darcmoon, Warclaidhm who is set in stocks
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
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> toss fruit at war
You pick up a piece of rotting fruit and toss it right at Warclaidhm! It explodes as it hits Warclaidhm in the face!
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[longshot]

Where's Miamara with her 12 inch rubber cock to fuck him in the ear?

[Zeyrin]

Originally posted by longshot
Where's Miamara with her 12 inch rubber cock to fuck him in the ear?

That's just disturbing!!! I wanna party with you Miamara!! :drunk:

[Chelle]

Damn wish I was there for that!

[Xcalibur]

Warclaidhm is more intelligent than you think he is.
I discovered that he uses ebay to sell his silvers, that means he knows what he is doing.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Makes you wonder about the whole dupping incident eh? I'm not surprised, I mean they guy is a criminal.

[GSLeloo]

He is not.. he's just a guy.

[Tsa`ah]

And how is this a mechanics complaint?

Moving

[Zeyrin]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
And how is this a mechanics complaint?

Moving

It's a boo boo, get over it.

[tenlaughs]

Philosophy for Ten laughs:


Next time try a pineapple, It shall hurt more.

[Kurili]

Speaking of Warclaidhm, anyone know who Zerazuul is? After leaving the fruiting, and while he actively thought on the net about how unfair everyone was to Warclaidhm, he thought to me for at least a half hour straight, demanding to know WHY I thought I could judge him or Warclaidhm and decide I want nothing to do with either of them basically. The thoughts went on well past answering him that he could not tell anyone how to think or what to say, and please stop asking. He popped up twice after that where I happened to be, where I've never seen him before.

I am wondering if Warclaidhm has a second character now, especially since this one is now selling on the net a'la Warclaidhm.

Acolyte Kurili, just pondering

[Sean]

my alternate character is Wichurana dont tell anyone

[tenlaughs]

Maybe he had a son? A little baby! Think he make a good daddy?

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Tijay
my alternate character is Wichurana dont tell anyone

I spoke with Wichurana today. Dont tell anyone about that either.

Zerazuul is Warclaidhm.

[Xcalibur]

As I said, warclaidhm sells silvers on ebay

Fact is people didn't knew that.

How then he sells the silvers?

Hmm.. easy easy...

[Sean]

wait .. who didnt know that?

[Xcalibur]

A lot of people thinking warclaidhm was just a scammer for getting the most stuff possible.

A lot of people taking warclaidhm as a real idiot.

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
A lot of people thinking warclaidhm was just a scammer for getting the most stuff possible.

A lot of people taking warclaidhm as a real idiot.


what is your point?

Wardumassm is both.

FYI so you will stop the shocking news. It is not illegal to sale items on ebay.

[tenlaughs]

warclaidhm is very smart the way he runs his business. He makes good profit. But what is better...that or friends?

[Xcalibur]

That isn't my point. People were thinking that kid was just an idiot.

He isn't

He makes people talk about him (publicity)

He makes a LOT of silvers even if he has a bad reputation.

I really think warclaidhm is laughing everytime we talk of him as a little kid.

And it is illegal, as it's the proporty of simu. They simply close their eyes as they don't want to lose 40% of their custumers.

[StrayRogue]

Profit.

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
And it is illegal, as it's the proporty of simu. They simply close their eyes as they don't want to lose 40% of their custumers.

Look you know everything

point out anywhere that says selling and buying of items for cash is illegal.

[tenlaughs]

It is illegal. You are actually not aloud to sell anything that is Simu's property. Meaning characters, Items, Silver. I hate to agree with X but i must for 1 or two Laughs.

[Sean]

selling silvers on ebay and making money makes you smart? i learn something new everyday

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Tijay
selling silvers on ebay and making money makes you smart? i learn something new everyday

He is smart enough to earn money as a kid/teen with a game some people are crying/frustrating/hating/whining/yelling.

He deserves a big thumb up.

And tenlaughs, you're still new, you'll agree with me more than just once, i want more laugh!

[StrayRogue]

Wow, buying low, and selling high is smart? Wow, why did I waste so much money on my degree?

[tenlaughs]

You are an interesting character X. I get atleast 5 Laughs from you.

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by tenlaughs
It is illegal. You are actually not aloud to sell anything that is Simu's property. Meaning characters, Items, Silver. I hate to agree with X but i must for 1 or two Laughs.

show something in writing from Simu that says it is illegal.

[StrayRogue]

Oh, and selling silvers on eBay is as about as legal as j-walking.

[Sean]

i take it back .. you've proven to me that warclaidhm is an economic mastermind i shall never question his superior intellect again.

[StrayRogue]

All hail Warclaidhm.

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
All hail Warclaidhm.

you are right count me in.

I am a warclaidhamanic

edit cause I cant fukin spel

[Edited on 11-30-2003 by theotherjohn]

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Tijay
i take it back .. you've proven to me that warclaidhm is an economic mastermind i shall never question his superior intellect again.

No, no sarcasm. He is being payed to play a game he likes. I just want to say he's someone that isn't as idiot as many thinks.

If he has 5k of real cash per year playing a game he likes and he is a little kid, i must say he rocks! (i'm sure he's ugly still)

[Sean]

Originally posted by theotherjohn
you are right count me in.

I am a warclaidhamanic

edit cause I cant fukin spel

[Edited on 11-30-2003 by theotherjohn]

whatcha gonna do when the warclaidhamaniacs run wild on you?

[Kurili]

Tijay, you werent sposed to tell!

Acolyte Kurili

[Skirmisher]

Alan Greeenspan takes his cues from Warscooterhm.

It's all so clear now...

[Kurili]

Ookaay..soo..lemme get this straight. Warclaidhm is an economic genius who makes bucks off E-bay, correct?

Then...might he have been smart enough to have been duping along with his friends...and the stupid act allowed him to NOT get caught, unlike them?

Merely food for thought. See? He's back down to less than a mastermind now, right?

Acolyte Kurili

[tenlaughs]

I contacted SIMU and am currently asking them if it is illegal or not... I am pretty sure I read somewhere it is atleast against policy?

[Chelle]

That is hilarious, X. You think he is "smart" cus he figured out how to sell GS things on Ebay? Are you kidding? What idiot doesn't know how to do that?

[Chelle]

When people sell GS things on ebay they put in a disclaimer saying that these are the sole property of Simu yada yada yada and then proceed to say that they are only selling the time they used aquiring said GS items. Which is what they are technically selling, is the time which is their own.

[Trinitis]

I've spoken to a GM about it in the past.

The subject is frowned upon, but Simu is holding off on any type of action untill the lawsuits involving Everquest finish. I'm guessing to see what their chances are.

-Adredrin

[Xcalibur]

Chelle: He is a genius because he is making money with a game people laugh/hate him.

I sold a few things on ebay, and i never put the disclamer crap, as it's useless, saying you will kill anyone trespassing your territory will not change the fact killing is against the law.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Idiothm will always be that, just read a few of his posts.

[Xcalibur]

He could (like many others) play a little game just to bring sympathy/pity to him

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
He is a genius because he is making money with a game people laugh/hate him.


People's reaction to you has absolutely 0 to do with the level of your intellect. So if we take that out, we're left with "He is a genius because he is making money with a game". Damn, guess that makes every professional athlete a genius, right?

[Xcalibur]

Indeed, they are payed around 20 to 200 times the normal amount of salary to PLAY a game.

You can remplace Genius with Opportunist or Lucky also, if you prefer.

[Betheny]

Maimara jumps on top of Warclaidhm!
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Weilding a giant flexible jet black rubber dildo in her right hand, Maimara begins beating about Warclaidhm's face while holding his hands above his head!
>
Warclaidhm screams!
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Maimara says, "TAKE IT!"
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Maimara shoves the phallus at Warclaidhm's mouth, but his lips stay closed.
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Maimara snorts.

[Kurili]

For some odd reason, that was an amazingly lurid description. I could actually envision it happenning.

But, I am pleased to say, it didnt destroy my good cheer one whit! Twas amusing in fact!

Acolyte Kurili, just loves the Holidays

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Maimara
Maimara jumps on top of Warclaidhm!
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Weilding a giant flexible jet black rubber dildo in her right hand, Maimara begins beating about Warclaidhm's face while holding his hands above his head!
>
Warclaidhm screams!
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Maimara says, "TAKE IT!"
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Maimara shoves the phallus at Warclaidhm's mouth, but his lips stay closed.
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Maimara snorts.


:lol: Maimara, you crack me up! :lol:

-Adredrin

[Betheny]

Get me a dildo IG, I'll totally do it.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Maimara
Get me a dildo IG, I'll totally do it.

Lass, if I could, I sure would.

-Adredrin, would die laughing, and love every second of it.

[Tsa`ah]

I'm so totally scarred for life now.

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Maimara
Get me a dildo IG, I'll totally do it.

:o

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Maimara
Maimara jumps on top of Warclaidhm!
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Weilding a giant flexible jet black rubber dildo in her right hand, Maimara begins beating about Warclaidhm's face while holding his hands above his head!
>
Warclaidhm screams!
>
Maimara says, "TAKE IT!"
>
Maimara shoves the phallus at Warclaidhm's mouth, but his lips stay closed.
>
Maimara snorts.

The "Take it" is killing me.:lol:

[Atlanteax]

:o ... :lol: !!!

Best laugh I had in a long time...

[Kurili]

Maimara is truly a credit to The Sorrow! I am sure he is pleased.

And laughing as much as I am!

Poor Tsa'ah....just rest Bro, you'll laugh..soon.

Acolyte Kurili

[HarmNone]

Heh. There was a time, long ago, when a giant pink dildo "escaped" into the game and into the hands of a kobold (I think it was a kobold). The damned thing began reproducing itself. In the blink of an eye Elanthia was up to its elbows in giant flaming pink dildoes! :lol:

HarmNone

[Edaarin]

Heh, he must not be doing a very good job, because I know that a lot of merchants won't even bother dealing with him at this point anymore. Unless he rolls up newbs to buy shit for him, which wouldn't surprise me.

If I were to spend all my time in Gemstone as a 'merchant' I'd be making a lot more than whatever chump change he has. Starting from zilch in May, I'm up to about 80m right now and I haven't really been trying all that hard.

[Edaarin]

5k a year? Are you daft? That's like 300m

[Chelle]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Chelle: He is a genius because he is making money with a game people laugh/hate him.

I sold a few things on ebay, and i never put the disclamer crap, as it's useless, saying you will kill anyone trespassing your territory will not change the fact killing is against the law.


So to YOU that means he is a genius? How very sad for you.

Secondly, how do you even know people are buying? How do you even know how much hes making? You don't.

[Xcalibur]

eh, how is it sad for me? I am only saying he is not the idiot people think he is.

It's easy to speculate how much he makes per month, very easy.

And it's also easy to know his handle on ebay

[Chelle]

Okay maybe you don't know what a genius is.

Thomas Edison= genius
Ben Franklin = genius
Bill Gates = genius
Dr. Christopher Barnard = genius

Okay? Until the little creep does something worthwhile, he isn't a genius.

[Kurili]

You forgot Klaive.

Acolyte Kurili, running like mad

[Trinitis]

:lol:

-Adredrin

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Kurili
You forgot Klaive.

Acolyte Kurili, running like mad

Would that we all could forget Klaive! :D

HarmNone, standing her ground

[Scott]

....

Me, hoping he can throw fruit and Kurili and HarmNone.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
....

Me, hoping he can throw fruit and Kurili and HarmNone.

Gah! Kurili! He wants to throw us! Probably at Warclaidhm! Run!

HarmNone, running like the wind :D

[Kurili]

Me, raspberrying Gemstone 101, and casting Forget on HarmNone.

Arrgh, I didt realize he was throwing US! That could hurt us!


Acolyte Kurili

[Edited on 11-30-2003 by Kurili]

[Scott]

You aren't the only one that didn't realize that I was throwing you two....

and, at.... same thing.

[HarmNone]

Not only could it hurt us, can you imagine trying to untangle yourself from Warclaidhm? I mean....

HarmNone is hiding

[Kurili]

I am shuddering at the very thought.

Get back, Gemstone 101! You'll never take us as ammo!


Acolyte Kurili

Originally posted by HarmNone
Heh. There was a time, long ago, when a giant pink dildo "escaped" into the game and into the hands of a kobold (I think it was a kobold). The damned thing began reproducing itself. In the blink of an eye Elanthia was up to its elbows in giant flaming pink dildoes! :lol:

HarmNone

It was in spectral miners, it happened to Mustafo and the GM was fired on the spot.

[Chelle]

Aw that's too bad the GM was fired. I bet that was hilarious

[Betheny]

Originally posted by HarmNoneElanthia was up to its elbows in giant flaming pink dildoes! :lol:

HarmNone

Oh my God, it's HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xcalibur]

dildo are over rated

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
dildo are over rated

DILDOS NEVER LIE TO YOU. NOR DO THEY GET Y OU PREGNANT.

[Xcalibur]

Dildo are unhumain, not warm and won't charm you when they want you.

Dildos are over rated, I really like the fact there is NOT plastic vagina as popular, otherwise i'd be very upset.

Warclaidhm is a genius

[StrayRogue]

He is talking from experience I bet.

[Artha]

Warclaidhm is a genius

Pigs fly.

[Artha]

Ahem...

You see Warclaidhm.
He appears to be a Giant of the Araime Clan.
He appears to be as old as the hills and very tall. He has intense, violet-flecked emerald-hued eyes and fair skin. He has a shaven head of steel grey hair. He has a broken nose and a broad chest.
He has a dancing bunny tattoo on his arm and a large red mushroom shaped mark on his forehead.

[Xcalibur]

http://www.destituonspatapouf.com/

makes much sense than his description

[Artha]

...you do know you're the only real french speaker here, right?

[Xcalibur]

No i ain't the only one. We're at least 2, Adhara and me.

That site is about our province government, and the fact we can't destitute him even if he's an asshole (we're like the only place in the world that can't do it)

As I said, it mades as much sense as your last post

[Artha]

As I said, it mades as much sense as your last post

my last post was in reference to Maimara's beating of warclaidhm with the giant rubber dildo.

[Xcalibur]

I'm sure even her didn't noticed that allusion:lol:

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
I'm sure even her didn't noticed that allusion:lol:

Yes I did.

[Overlord]

You see Warclaidhm waving at your table, clearly hoping that you will invite him to sit with you. If you would like, you may INVITE Warclaidhm to allow him to join you.
>
Grandevr patiently says, "Don't invite Warclaidhm."
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Jinhi chuckles.
>
Jinhi says, "I know him and he's not bad all the time."
>
Risky nods to Matti.
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Jinhi chuckles.
>
Adalar proudly asks, "Why may i ask?"
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Jinhi says, "But he is a pain in the butt at times."
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Adalar nods to Jinhi.
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Grandevr patiently says, "Think of him as the local idiot."
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Adalar grins.
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Morelean nods to Jinhi.
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Kadrok chuckles.
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Morelean casts his vote with an emphatic "Aye!"
>
Elaerina says, "Oh golly, there be more than jest one o' them."
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Jinhi says, "Nah Bobmuthol is the village idiot."
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Elaerina nods to Grandevr.
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Miralissa slaps herself on the forehead.
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Miralissa shakes her head.
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Adalar proudly says, "But he is also a loyal friend to the end."
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Goldstr chuckles.
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Jinhi says, "Warclaidh is a close second."
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Morelean casts his vote with an emphatic "Aye!"
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Morelean snickers.

[Hips]

heh, I bet that was around the same time as this:

You see Warclaidhm waving at your table, clearly hoping that you will invite him to sit with you. If you would like, you may INVITE Warclaidhm to allow him to join you.
>
Ardwen laughs!
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Ardwen asks, "Who do I get ta kill for inviting him?"


Needless to say, we didn't invite him. :smilegrin:

[Kurili]

Oh by the way, I did find out Zerazuul is NOT Warclaidhm. He is a friend of his, and does not know why people are less than accepting of him. But it's not him.


Acolyte Kurili

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Kurili
Oh by the way, I did find out Zerazuul is NOT Warclaidhm. He is a friend of his, and does not know why people are less than accepting of him. But it's not him.


Acolyte Kurili


100% sure? i don't want to be a bit paranoyac, but a friend of him? doubt it. Or he is really new.

[Kurili]

100 % sure, Xcalibur. I know the person. In fact, his other char is a friend. I was to say the least surprised that it was him, but not that surprised. The player is very kind, and likes to give everyone a chance. He's a good guy. Zerazuul's player, I mean.

(edited to add) He isnt new, but he IS recently returned from an absence. I remembered his main char from before I went to Plat. So he's been around awhile, just gone a bit

Acolyte Kurili

[Edited on 12-1-2003 by Kurili]

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Kurili
100 % sure, Xcalibur. I know the person. In fact, his other char is a friend. I was to say the least surprised that it was him, but not that surprised. The player is very kind, and likes to give everyone a chance. He's a good guy. Zerazuul's player, I mean.

Acolyte Kurili

Understood, give him my condoleances when he'll find out the truth, though.

:P

[HouseofElves]

So tonight I'm hanging out at the G.E.M.S trash to treasure auction, which in itself is a sweet deal. And I spot this statue that is so ugly, it would be perfect for my main's brother. So I snatch it up for like 8 horseshoes...and I just happen to outbid Warclaidhm.

Which happens, and it's frustrating but he was begging people for their garbage. I mean, come on!! And then this happened...

Warclaidhm whispers, "Ive been waiting 4 hours or so to try and win something .. I do hope if you dont mind if You could sell me that statue. I did want it very badly .."

So I say a million. He said he'd give me 100k now and pay the rest later. Yeah, right dude. I think he forgot that this was a TRASH auction, all he had to do was go raid his locker stash, honestly.

[Betheny]

He's a whiny bitch, what did you expect?

[HouseofElves]

I don't know. I wanted to keep bidding with all my stuff just to piss him off. But he finally got some ugly bag and left. Watch for a beaded drawstring satchel that holds a small amount for 2 mil on the black net.

[Solkern]

WHy watch out, an item is worth what people are willing to bid, if someone wants to pay 2m so be it.

[Meos]

genius? He's about as smart as a high school dope dealer.

[Jack]

Originally posted by RangerD1

Originally posted by HarmNone
Heh. There was a time, long ago, when a giant pink dildo "escaped" into the game and into the hands of a kobold (I think it was a kobold). The damned thing began reproducing itself. In the blink of an eye Elanthia was up to its elbows in giant flaming pink dildoes! :lol:

HarmNone

It was in spectral miners, it happened to Mustafo and the GM was fired on the spot.

That was "A big freaking dildo" that was found in Miners. Shoshonna, Maglet, and Mustafo found it. Shoshonna wanted to keep it. She talked about that thing nonstop for about a month afterwards.