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Trinitis
11-28-2003, 11:03 PM
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in
her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by
first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in
mind that these are first graders.....6-years-old, because the last one is
classic!

1. Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.

2. Strike while the............................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of............termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but...........how?

6. Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.

7. No news is..................................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a......................Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new..............math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust.............................me.

12. The pen is mightier than the................pigs.

13. An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.

15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is............................not much.

17. Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.........you have to
blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you...........see in the picture on
the box.

24. When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.

And the favourite:

25. Better late than............................pregnant


-Adredrin

HarmNone
11-28-2003, 11:09 PM
Heee! Too cute, Adredrin. Kids are a riot! :lol:

HarmNone likes those

HarmNone
11-28-2003, 11:10 PM
By the way, I loved "Strike while the bug is close." That kid understands. :D

HarmNone does not like bugs in the house

Trinitis
11-28-2003, 11:11 PM
Hehe, why are you scared of bugs? 99.99% of them can't hurt ya :P

-Adredrin

HarmNone
11-28-2003, 11:12 PM
I do not fear the little varmits. They do not pay rent; therefore, they are outa here! :D

HarmNone will not be a slum lord for bugs!

Trinitis
11-28-2003, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by HarmNone
I do not fear the little varmits. They do not pay rent; therefore, they are outa here! :D

HarmNone will not be a slum lord for bugs!

Spiders pay rent...you just refuse to accept it as fact. They kill all the non-rent paying bugs..or at least a lot of them :P

-Adredrin

HarmNone
11-28-2003, 11:22 PM
Spiders are NOT bugs. Bugs are taken outside to live out their lives in their intended habitat. Spiders are slaughtered on sight. Blech!

HarmNone will tend to her own little varmits. No spider help is needed.

Trinitis
11-28-2003, 11:23 PM
Umm..spiders are bugs..what did they ever do to you? :(

-Adredrin

HarmNone
11-28-2003, 11:26 PM
Spiders are arachnids. Bugs are...well, bugs. Bugs are harmless, but do not belong in my house. Spiders are plotting to take over the world!

HarmNone detests spiders

GSLeloo
11-28-2003, 11:45 PM
Yep, spiders are arachnids! like scorpions.. scorpions are dangerous, they can kill you and therefore we should treat spiders in the same manner.

Spiders.. creapy.. squish the bastards!!!!

Back
11-29-2003, 01:07 AM
Gah, I'd have a hard time picking out the ones that didn't make me laugh...

6, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 21, 22, 23... complete the series.

Janisi
11-29-2003, 01:07 AM
So cute!

Kitsun
11-29-2003, 05:10 PM
This kid will get places!

13. An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.


AMEN!

i remember halloween
11-29-2003, 05:32 PM
6 year olds did not come up with those

peam
11-29-2003, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by i remember halloween
6 year olds did not come up with those

I concur. Amusing, but I doubt the authenticity.

Trinitis
11-29-2003, 07:41 PM
Thats the way it was sent to me. Beleive it or not, no skin off my butt. :)

-Adredrin

AnticorRifling
11-30-2003, 05:09 PM
We had to do that in second or third grade. The teacher gave us the first half of the proverb and we had to complete it, we made books and gave them to our parents. My mom still has mine it's not quite as funny as some of those but still good.

The one I remember off the top of my head was:
You can lead a horse to water........but you can't lead it back.

I'll see if I can't dig that book up when I go over the the 'rents house and I'll post the others.