All I want for Christmas is......

[Weedmage Princess]

Well, it's the Holidays...a time to be thankful for what you have, a time to give...and a time to receive!! So..I wanna know, what do you all hope to receive this year? What's on your wishlist?

I'm sure we all want health, happiness, our boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/parents/children/aunts/uncles/friends/etc to be happy and healthy..and that's all fine and dandy but this post is meant more along the materialistic lines...oh and you can list more than one thing..so go on, let your materialistic, selfish side show!

Me...I want this really nice Tiffany bracelet I saw in their catalog..it's a 24k gold tennis bracelet. :cool:

[Edited on 11-29-2003 by Weedmage Princess]

[Xcalibur]

i started a topic about that too, i guess i'll want the same stuff, a digital camera and a lot of sex

[GSLeloo]

What's Sallys? And I want a gift card to B&N, some DVD's, Sims Making Magic, and this ADORABLE Winnie the Pooh lamp

[Sean]

gah invasion of the elderly?!

[Betheny]

I don't want anything material for christmas.

Money, you can all U2U me your CC # so we can expediate the money giving.

[Snapp]

A house, so I can move out of my shitty apartment.

[Ilvane]

I want one impossible thing, my father back..This is the first Christmas without him..:sigh:

Of course, in reality, for presents just some gift certificates would do me just fine.

-A

[Kurili]

All I want right now is to smack Tijay upside the head with my cane.

Acolyte Kurili, muttering something about impudent younguns

[Betheny]

I want a big rubber dildo so I can smack people in the forehead with it.

[Xcalibur]

Take a baseball bat, the dildo will confuse people in thinking

1) you want help
2) you want to introduce it into their ..

[Betheny]

I just want to see the looks on thier faces when a giant rubber dick goes flying at their face.

[Ilvane]

:lol: Beth, you slay me.

-A

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Maimara
I just want to see the looks on thier faces when a giant rubber dick goes flying at their face.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

-Adredrin

[HarmNone]

I do not do Christmas, but I want my new furniture I ordered to arrive, dammit! :D

HarmNone

[Sean]

Originally posted by Kurili
All I want right now is to smack Tijay upside the head with my cane.

Acolyte Kurili, muttering something about impudent younguns

now now you don't mean that

[Sweets]

Originally posted by Ilvane
I want one impossible thing, my father back..This is the first Christmas without him..:sigh:


-A


I hear you Ilvane. I would love to have my Mom back with me. It is also our first christmas without her. I can relate to how you feel.*hugs*


My next wish is to have a healthy baby. That's all I really want.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Kurili
All I want right now is to smack Tijay upside the head with my cane.

Acolyte Kurili, muttering something about impudent younguns

Hold on, Kurili. I am on my way! I will pin him first with my walker. Easy target! ;)

HarmNone brandishes her Vorpal Walker of Ultimate Doom

[Trinitis]

Hehehe

::runs past and steals one wheel from Harm's walker::

Hahah!

-Adredrin

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by LordAdredrin
Hehehe

::runs past and steals one wheel from Harm's walker::

Hahah!



-Adredrin

::HarmNone tosses a baleful stare at Adredrin, then lifts her walker to remove the other wheel, allowing the wicked vultite blades to slide forth from within the legs::

Thanks, Adredrin. Saved me a moment, you did. :P

*Edited to include the runaway "n"*

[Edited on 11-29-2003 by HarmNone]

[Trinitis]

Not a problem, always trying to help ;)

-Adredrin

[Sean]

just remeber this is the what you want for christmas thread youcant bludgeon me to death for about another month

[Trinitis]

::adjusts the clock on his computer:: Ok ladies, go to it! ::stands back::

-Adredrin

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Maimara
I don't want anything material for christmas.

Wow I am starting to re like Maimara and she has a little warrior too:tumble:

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Maimara
I want a big rubber dildo so I can smack people in the forehead with it.

snap back to reality:P

[Edaarin]

I'm going to assume that by Tiffany's bracelet you mean time machine or fountain of youth.

Myself, I want a new pair of Fatheads (which I'll probably end up buying myself, heh) and something to restore my equilibrium. Having an inner ear infection is like being drunk, except without the happy part.

[Cadilihar]

I want Leloo for christmas!

[Trinitis]

Hrmm..honestly, I don't really want much. The new R.A. Salvatore book would be neat....maybe a copy of Disgaea.

-Adredrin

[Kurili]

Let's just slow him down a lot, HarmNone. Wouldnt be in the right spirit to really hurt him. Besides, then who could we pick on in the New Year?

Just smack him a few times! ::grins evilly::

Acolyte Kurili

[HarmNone]

Hmmph. Maybe this time, if you wish, Kurili. But, next time, he will be pinned! :D

HarmNone wants to test her walker

[Kurili]

Ohh, he can be pinned and whapped this time! Just cant hurt him too badly. This time.

Acolyte Kurili, awaiting the pin

[HarmNone]

Hmm. Ok. I think I can adjust these blades a bit to keep the little beggar alive...just barely. :D

HarmNone will work on it

[Back]

Gosh, I haven't been asked this question since I was a kid.

To channel the little boy in me I would want some digital camera binoculars (No, you pervs, I'm into wildlife(Ok, maybe people doing it in the stands too ;) )), an iPod (I should have bought my own by now but...), and the new Medal Of Honor game.

Just thought of something else. Some rose colored Armani sunglasses. Oh yeah.

[Edited on 11-29-2003 by Backlash]

[Carl Spackler]

Originally posted by Maimara
I want a big rubber dildo so I can smack people in the forehead with it.

i'd let you give me a mushroom tattoo with that... that would possibly be the greatest story of all time... getting one right in the cheek from a chick.... almost as good as that time i ..... wait nevermind

[Back]

Originally posted by Maimara
I want a big rubber dildo so I can smack people in the forehead with it.

Uh huh... whatever you say.

[Hips]

Originally posted by LordAdredrin
....maybe a copy of Disgaea.

-Adredrin

Yes! Disgaea rocks!

I honestly can't think of anything I want material-wise. I want to dress up, and be taken out to some fancy restaurant, where I can chat about whatever with whoever for hours, all while eating yummy food. And afterwards I want to be serenaded, and then snuggled.

Snuggling is godly.

[Chelle]

All I want for Christmas is for this flying freaking hellish damn flu to go the fuck away from me forever now or I will start bashing heads in and plucking peoples eyes out with a rusty spoon!!!

Thats all.

Happy Holidays

[Myshel]

Originally posted by Maimara
I want a big rubber dildo so I can smack people in the forehead with it.

When a girl friend turned 40, (she is a straightlaced soccer mom type) we all got together and took her to a really nice restaurant for the occasion. Opening my gift at the table with a waiter hovering over her shoulder, she picked up a huge purple dildo. It took her a minute to figure out what it was (somehow I knew that when I bought it..heh). So she has this puzzled look on her face and the waiter bursts into laughter with the rest of us as it dawns on her.
The rest of her presents, a whip, a wonderbra, and various sexy nighties got peeked at but not displayed. Awwwwwww
I think Mastercard should do THAT as a commercial.
Purple dildo for a soccer mom.. priceless

[Betheny]

I bet it'd make a sound like this.

'Thwack!'

I can hardly wait.

/impatiently awaits the arrival of a 12 inch phallus.

[Weedmage Princess]

Everyone let's jump Edaarin...Kurili, you go knock him down with a bat...Chelle, you get the spoon and gauge his eyes out...HN, get his legs with your walker with the vultite blades...Maimara, you beat him with the dildo and I'll stab him with a crayon

[Kurili]

How bout I trip him with my cane, Weedie? Sorta like a polearm. I think that will work.

Acolyte Kurili

[Miss X]

My fave thing is to give people gifts that they really love, but I'm not gonna deny I love getting gifts myself.
My sister and I are really lucky with all the stuff we get every year but even though were spoilt, the thing we both love about Christmas is all our family being together for a few days!

I really want a new vw beetle in baby pink for Xmas, although Im not sure my parents are feeling THAT generous!!

Vic. (who's praying her parents are in a 'giving' mood this year)

[Zeyrin]

Originally posted by Maimara
I don't want anything material for christmas.

Amen to that!! Christmas is all about "who's gonna get me the best gift this year?" I hate the freakin' holidays.

I am thankful for my new found health and my family. Outside of that, the world can blow me.

[Dighn Darkbeam]

Subscription to mens health

DVD's - Conan: The Barbarian, Neverending Story, Willy Wonka, Preditor, Cowboy Bebop: The movie, Vampire Hunter D special addition, another Superbit copy of The 5th Element (mine was stolen), Superbit Ver of Gattica, Superbit Ver of Starship Troopers, and The Lost Boys.

A new Blanket set for the bed

A set of Tailored BDU's (all of mine are from when I was very fat)

Some more Dockers Khaki pants

A Red Wings Home and Away Jersey (Official, no knockoffs)

A Team USA Practice Jeysey

New running shoes

Games - Mario Kart (GC), Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow (GBA), Maximo 2 (PS2), Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (PC)

And a PB12 Subwoofer from JBL

I would gladly get nothing but some leave to go home and see my family for X-mas, but uncle sam is an Athiest.

[Weedmage Princess]

I hope you get Mario Kart, Dighn...That game is awesome...I'm totally addicted to it.

[peam]

I don't really need/want anything, but my parents won't go for that, so I'm getting a kickass pair of boots and some kitchen stuff. AND AN AWESOME UNRELATED PRESENT.