War

[Shifted]

war against the necro of darkstone and his armies is going on in the landing... enjoy!

[Stretch]

Figures...and the Teras boat doesn't leave for 5 hours.

[Fallen]

Chronomage orbs.

[Sean of the Thread]

War! huh! yeah! What is it gooooood foor.

[Stretch]

That almost sucked.

>pul lev
A twinge of trepidation crosses your mind as you reach for a heavy steel lever protruding from a slit in one wall. You proceed anyway but just as you are about to give the lever a good tug, your arm stiffens for a few uncomfortable moments. Your arm is soon followed by the rest of your body.
>
[Castle Darkstone]
You peer up at the intimidating stone towers which flank the entrance to the castle, silently guarding the passage in. You also see an animated Ithzir scout, the Blades disk, the Shalla disk, a green-eyed white arctic tiger, the Daluthas disk, a short sword, a heavy steel lever protruding from a slit in one wall and a wooden drawbridge.
Also here: Rolfard, Lady Shalla, Blades, Eoghain, Daluthas
Obvious paths: none
>
You manage to wiggle your fingers a little as your discomfort seems to be coming to an end.
>
Rolfard just went through a gleaming white mein portcullis.
>
Daluthas cringes.
>expres
You don't seem to be able to move to do that.
>
The numbness enveloping your body ceases. Suddenly, your previously limp hand animates with a life of its own and begins choking the life out of you!
... 41 points of damage!
>
You say, "Uh."
>
Phonelius just came across a wooden drawbridge.
>
Daluthas offers you some acantha leaf. Type ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
>
You say, "Ow."
>
Blades glances at you.
>
You sling a small shield emblazoned with a golden key over your shoulder.
>
Shalla winces.
>
You remove some acantha leaf from in your suede pack.
>
You take a bite of your acantha leaf.
You feel a little better.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You have about 40 bites left.
>
Eoghain grins at Shalla.
>
Your own hand squeezes the life out of your body with fanatic vigor, clasping tightly against your jugular.
... 87 points of damage!
>
[Castle Darkstone]
You peer up at the intimidating stone towers which flank the entrance to the castle, silently guarding the passage in. You also see an animated Ithzir scout, the Blades disk, the Shalla disk, a green-eyed white arctic tiger, the Daluthas disk, a short sword, a heavy steel lever protruding from a slit in one wall and a wooden drawbridge.
Also here: Phonelius, Lady Shalla, Blades, Eoghain, Daluthas
Obvious paths: none
>
Grey clouds fill the sky as the day turns toward evening and the sun continues its journey into night.
>sign healing
Daluthas cringes.
>
You shudder as your life force is torn and reshaped!
You feel drained!
>
Blades says, "Not good."
>
Panic begins to set in as you realize that you have absolutely no control over your own body. You attempt to rip your own hand away from your throat using your other limb, but realize that it was a mistake as your second hand begins choking you as well. In desperation, you kick your feet miserably.
... 103 points of damage!
>

Your horror comes to an end as you fall unconscious.
... 51 points of damage!
>That is impossible to do while unconscious!
>
The air around you flashes with an intense, pale blue light!

Faint tracings of static electricity begin to crawl up and down Shalla's body, as if the energy surrounding her is weakening.

A shadow seems to detach itself from Shalla's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
>
Daluthas says, "Wow."
>
That is impossible to do while unconscious!
>
Shalla blinks at you.
>
Sorry, you may only type ahead 1 command.
> * Ataris just bit the dust!
>
That is impossible to do while unconscious!
>
Phonelius asks, "Mind if I join yas?"
>
You awake from a dream startled. You must have fallen asleep on your feet!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
Eoghain pokes you in the ribs.
>
Shalla begins drawing a faint, twisting symbol as she utters an arcane invocation in hushed tones...
Shalla gestures.
A shadowy patch of ether rises up through the ground to encompass Shalla, swiftly sinking into her skin.
>
Blades pokes you in the ribs.
>
Sorry, you may only type ahead 1 command.
>
You say, "Heh."
>
You feel less drained.
>
The wall of force disappears from around Shalla.
>
Daluthas says, "He might be okay."
>
You are already standing.
>
Daluthas taps you lightly on the shoulder.
>
Shalla chants in an arcane language which causes her skin to turn shadowy for a brief moment.
>
You say, "Sheesh."
>
Phonelius gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Phonelius gestures.
A wall of force surrounds Phonelius.
>
Blades chuckles.
>
Shalla mutters under her breath.
>
You take a bite of your acantha leaf.
You feel a little better.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You have about 39 bites left.
>
Daluthas's offer to you has expired.

[Some Rogue]

Anyone else read that log and think of this?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with my hand numb nuts.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I can't hear you.
Private Gomer Pyle: [Louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair.
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!

[TheEschaton]

It actually reminded me of Harry Potter. SUCH A RIP OFF, GAMEMASTERS!

[The Ponzzz]

Damn, if it was like Harry Potter, you're saying it sucked so much ass?

[TheEschaton]

No, I'm saying...






SPOILER FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T READ IT YET






















one of the characters choked himself to death in HPVII

[TheSmooth1]

But it wasn't half as awesome.

[Skeeter]

I thought of this.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138510/