He simply won't die.

[SpunGirl]

I found this amusing enough to share. If you don't think it's funny, fine, if you do, I'm glad I could bring a giggle to your lips! Don't spit out that Turkey!


Seany Digital: high as a mothafucka
Jojobabee: Thanks for sharing.
Seany Digital: No prob
Seany Digital: so sexy, whats up
Seany Digital: man... you realize...
Seany Digital: I read your posts, and find that you have a very high IQ
Seany Digital: especially when talking in your posts
Seany Digital: I bet you keep a journal
Jojobabee: I don't, actually.
Jojobabee: I don't have the patience for it.
Seany Digital: You're so kewl
Seany Digital: wanna poke
Jojobabee: Poke?
Seany Digital: yeah, poke
Seany Digital: I poke you
Jojobabee: I'm married.
Seany Digital: So
Seany Digital: Sowas this 33 year old chick I banged
Seany Digital: to some old fart, who was like 59
Seany Digital: but was RICH
Jojobabee: Ew.
Seany Digital: like... filthy rich
Jojobabee: My husband is only a year older than I am.
Seany Digital: and this chick was an ex playmate
Jojobabee: We got married in July. We're still newlyweds.
Seany Digital: so you can imagine my amazement at tapping this ass at 17
Seany Digital: How old are you guys?
Jojobabee: 23 and 24.
Seany Digital: how long you been married
Jojobabee: Since July.
Seany Digital: Wow, is he stupid
Jojobabee: Very smart, actually.
Seany Digital: why the hell would ANYONE get married so young
Jojobabee: Because he didn't want to lose a girl like m.
Jojobabee: me.
Seany Digital: oh, would he have
Seany Digital: what a pussy
Seany Digital: why, there are like 20 million hotter chicks to bang
Jojobabee: snicker
Seany Digital: my goal in life: to lay more women than casanova
Jojobabee: You're to immature to understand a real relationship, so I'll forgive you for that remark.
Seany Digital: No, it has nothing to do with immaturity.
Jojobabee: Actually, it does.
Jojobabee: You can be mature in a lot of ways, and not mature enough for a real relationship.
Jojobabee: Your're just not.
Seany Digital: Love is for the weak, it's a weakness. I give into my manly desires, and spread my seed through as many women as possible, asserting my passing of genetic traits, making me more of a man
Jojobabee: If you say so.
Seany Digital: anyhow...
Seany Digital: I shall rival Casanova
Seany Digital: Manipulating women I am a pro at.
Jojobabee: I'm glad you have goals for yourself.
Seany Digital: heh
Seany Digital: Isn't that every man's ultimate goal?
Seany Digital: To pass on his genes to as many offspring as possible.
Seany Digital: Thats why men want money, power, etc
Seany Digital: to get more sex, with more women, to make more babies
Jojobabee: I think you have a skewed view of things. But high as you are, I won't try to reason with you.
Seany Digital: yeah damn, I am high
Seany Digital: you get a kick out of my stoned ramblings, huh
Seany Digital: see, i am funny to talk to
Jojobabee: That, and people like you, well... they give the rest of us something to laugh at.
Jojobabee: Yup.
Seany Digital: Wanna know the funny thing?
Seany Digital: I just signed a year contract with THE biggest manager in Hollywood...
Seany Digital: Who represents ONLY stars
Seany Digital: she makes their careers, she has so much money, she produces her own scripts and puts her actors in them to push them
Seany Digital: So... Laugh at the fact that I will be a multimillionaire probably before I hit the age of 25
Jojobabee: Trust me, I am.
Seany Digital: Whats funny about that.
Seany Digital: That even dopey pretty boy muscleheads like me are richer
Jojobabee: Sean, I really don't want to get into it with you over IM.
Jojobabee: You are silly.
Seany Digital: I know lol
Jojobabee: You are definitely dopey.
Seany Digital: only when I am high
Jojobabee: But musclehead? Not so much.
Seany Digital: Naw, I am actually 20lbs heavier of muscle last time you saw me
Jojobabee: However, I have gotten a good laugh out of this....
Jojobabee: So I'm going to share it with others who will get the same:)
Seany Digital: <3 sustanon 250
Jojobabee: Nighty night. We'll watch for you on the big screen, if only to throw popcorn at it.

<Kristin blocks his IM>

-K

[HarmNone]

That has to be the lamest conversation I have seen in some time! The boy is in serious need of a shrink. :D

HarmNone is glad she does not have to talk to this idiot

[SpunGirl]

But HN.... he's going to be a BIG MOVIE STAR! We should kiss his feet and collect his droppings!

-K

[HarmNone]

Umm, yeah. Ok. Somebody that calls HIMSELF a musclehead is going to be a big star and horrendously wealthy. Yup. And pigs will be flying over Nova Scotia. Watch out, Nova Scotia! Pig shit stinks!

HarmNone ain't buyin' it

[Hips]

Mmmm, something tells me that I'm glad I don't know this guy.

[HarmNone]

Michiko, you have no idea how truly lucky you are! :barf:

HarmNone

[SpunGirl]

It's flattering to have guys like Tijay and Tayvin say nice things. But this made me want to take a shower.

-K

[HarmNone]

I hear you. I think I would probably find it necessary to spend at least a week in the shower!

HarmNone

IM soooo sorry in advance

harmnon no doubt thinking about Seany Digital in that shower
::covers and hides::

[Edaarin]

I'm so hot for Spun right now.

...does that make you feel nice too?

[Chelle]

Okay hes "high" and hes IMing random people telling them of his fantasies. He not have friends or a agent or a busy movie schedule to keep him busy? Gee, I almost feel sorry for him. Not. lol.

[Sean]

stop trying to move in on my cyber girlfriend who happens to be married edaarin!

[Chelle]

LOL I use Hotbar and under the address line there are buttons that will grab topics from the page for you to use to search with. The buttons that are up there now are Digial, HP, Herpes, Pagan, Las Vegas.

I don't know but it struck me funny! :lol:

[DarknessWithin]

Wow...that was, ummm...wow...

I've heard of pot killing your brain, but that makes me wonder if he had one in the first place. But on the plus side, you can rest assured you'll always have fun conversations Spun! ;)

[Souzy]

Ummm...just wow. WTF is that kid on?

[Weedmage Princess]

LMAO What about his "unbelievably HOT girlfriend" that he supposedly loves so much that he couldn't bear the thought of living THIRTY MILES from and wanted to marry? You know the one with a mole the size of Mt. Rushmore on her face. And about his putting on an extra 20 lbs. next time you talk to him, ask him if that means he's moved from a B cup size to a C cup size?

In conclusion, Sean has sex with his sister.

[Edited on 11-27-2003 by Weedmage Princess]

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Lalana
Ummm...just wow. WTF is that kid on?

Apparently some kind of hallucinogen.

I bet he's a dumpster diver.

[Xcalibur]

Smell like jealousy spirit

[Caiylania]

and yet he continues to IM you....

>hug Spun

[longshot]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
But HN.... he's going to be a BIG MOVIE STAR! We should kiss his feet and collect his droppings!

-K

Yeah, he will! :barf:
In what kind of movie though??

In the AIM log, Sean said:
" Seany Digital: <3 sustanon 250 "

This is an anabolic steroid that is injected.

I googled it, and took the following paragraph from a website detailing the nice things it does.

This is mostly due to the fact that testosterone (Sustanon-250 is a 4 testosterone ester blend) and methandrostenolone (AKA D-bol or Dianabol) are highly susceptible to the aromatase enzyme that converts many AAS into estrogens. (As many are aware, body fat is a prime site for aromatase enzyme production and therefore plays a significant role in the amount of a given AAS that will be converted into estrogens) In fact, the aromatase conversion product of methandrostenolone is a particularly powerful super-girl-like estrogen that has given more guys a shot at winning wet T-shirt contests than any other AAS.

So, Sean gets bigger bitch tits! Hooray!

But wait, it gets better!

You know that famous widow's peak of his?

It appears that few are aware of the fact that increased estrogens have been heavily implicated as a primary cause of both hair loss and BPH. In fact it appears that the accumulation of DHT combined with increased estrogens is the actual chrome dome combo of all time. It also appears that males who experience a significant elevation in estrogen tend to become more emotional.

So, he will be bald with sensitive bitch tits. I love it!

Here's the website if anyone is interested. http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/author14.htm

Spun, have a great Thanksgiving.
Thanks for posting that gem.

[Jenisi]

I just don't understand how she keeps posting logs of her talking to him. If you don't like him just don't talk to him, I've seen it for months hon.

[SpunGirl]

Everyone else seems to be getting a kick out of it, Jenisi, that was the point. And this is the.... second time I ever I've posted an IM of Sean's. The first time was a snippet. So lay off.

-K

[Rastaman]

Sean is the man.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by The Edine
IM soooo sorry in advance

harmnon no doubt thinking about Seany Digital in that shower
::covers and hides::

Heh. Only if he drowned in there!

HarmNone:moon:

[Betheny]

I wonder how long it's going to be before he's living in Richard Simmons' pool house, giving head and taking it up the ass in exchange for some cocaine and free rent.

[SpunGirl]

Thanks for that vivid picture, Maimara.

-K

[Xcalibur]

Sean rocks, people still talk about him even if it's been like 4 months he's out

I really recommend some people the "ignorance is the best weapon" philosophy

edited: otherwise i repeat it
Smell like jealousy spirit

[Edited on 27-11-03 by Xcalibur]

[Chelle]

Originally posted by Jenisi
I just don't understand how she keeps posting logs of her talking to him. If you don't like him just don't talk to him, I've seen it for months hon.

Actually for once I agree with Jenisi on this one. The creep made threats to people and was banned from speaking here for a reason.

Yet somehow he finds away to get in here still, through other people. If its wrong or bannable to post messages for banned people then this shouldn't be allowed either, IMO.

"He just won't die" cus you keep reviving him.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Thanks for that vivid picture, Maimara.

-K

You're welcome, hunny!

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Chelle

Originally posted by Jenisi
I just don't understand how she keeps posting logs of her talking to him. If you don't like him just don't talk to him, I've seen it for months hon.

Actually for once I agree with Jenisi on this one. The creep made threats to people and was banned from speaking here for a reason.

Yet somehow he finds away to get in here still, through other people. If its wrong or bannable to post messages for banned people then this shouldn't be allowed either, IMO.

"He just won't die" cus you keep reviving him.

Funny how I didn't see you complaining when Maimara posted about his bit on another message board. I hope this makes you feel better.

-K

EDIT: The name of the thread, btw, was a joke about the fact that I made it in the first place. I understand irony.

[Edited on 11-27-2003 by SpunGirl]

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Thanks for that vivid picture, Maimara.

-K

You're welcome, hunny!

You're finding your own personal way of spreading holiday cheer!

-K

[Chelle]

Originally posted by SpunGirl

Originally posted by Chelle

Originally posted by Jenisi
I just don't understand how she keeps posting logs of her talking to him. If you don't like him just don't talk to him, I've seen it for months hon.

Actually for once I agree with Jenisi on this one. The creep made threats to people and was banned from speaking here for a reason.

Yet somehow he finds away to get in here still, through other people. If its wrong or bannable to post messages for banned people then this shouldn't be allowed either, IMO.

"He just won't die" cus you keep reviving him.

Funny how I didn't see you complaining when Maimara posted about his bit on another message board. I hope this makes you feel better.

-K

EDIT: The name of the thread, btw, was a joke about the fact that I made it in the first place. I understand irony.

[Edited on 11-27-2003 by SpunGirl]

I'm not quite understanding what you are referring to.:?:

[Betheny]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
You're finding your own personal way of spreading holiday cheer!

-K

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[Weedmage Princess]

I might not be right here, and people may blast me..but what the hell??

I enjoy hearing/seeing Sean's loser antics in action...heh. I find it...amusing, actually. The reason Sean keeps getting revived though, isn't necessarily because of people posting things about him here. Sean himself keeps coming back here under different aliases, evading his ban. The thing is, he makes it painfully obvious that it's him..whether it's because he wants to, or because he's just too stupid to cover it up. As a matter of fact, he's managed to work himself from a 1 month ban up to a 2 year ban...just to give you an idea of how often he's been evading the bans. So in all honesty, we can't cite Spun Girl or anyone else for the reason Sean's infamy lives on.

[Parkbandit]

Sean was never considered to be very bright.. and the fact that he can't seem to elude his ban on these boards only proves that fact.

[Makkah]

I think it's funny... and pathetic. And i genuinely feel sorry for Sean.

rht

[Xcalibur]

Sean rocks, the day people will ignore him, here, on aim and his future other attempt to come here and cause crap will make him die

It won't happen though, some people are just enjoying/jealousing/needing people like him

[Chelle]

I don't care if people talk about him and his antics is one thing and usually very funny.

The thing is when someone posts an IM. An IM lets him speak here. For all we know the IM couldve went like this:

SeanyDigital: Hey baby whats up?
Joojoo: Not much what do you want?
SeanyDigital: I want you to post something for me on the PC.
Joojoo: I can't.
SeanyDigital: Why the fuck not?
Joojoo: cus you're banned
SeanyDigital: So what?
Joojoo: I'll get banned If I post a message for a banned person.
SeanyDigital: So who fucking cares they're all losers anyway.
Joojoo: well I don't want to be banned too.
SeanyDigital: Fine Fine whatever.
SeanyDigital: So just post our conversation then except for this first part. You can't get banned for just posting a IM.
Joojoo: True. Alright. Start now, but at the end Im going to make like IM blocking you so it looks right.
SeanyDigital: Whatever baby.

I mean go back and look at the conversation. He all of a sudden says: "high as a muthafucka". Looks like the first part is missing anyway, ya know?

[Edited on 11-28-2003 by Chelle]

[SpunGirl]

Actually, that was how he greeted me in IM. But go ahead and amuse yourself making up fake IMs about how you think the conversation might have gone...

-K

fight fight fight

[Sean]

i got my money on spunnylove shes spunky like that

[peam]

Originally posted by Chelle
I mean go back and look at the conversation. He all of a sudden says: "high as a muthafucka". Looks like the first part is missing anyway, ya know?



You've obviously never been IM'd by Sean. Nice try, though.

[Betheny]

Maimara beats Chelle with a dildo, injuring her severely, and scarring her for life.
>
Maimara says, "ROCK!"

[SpunGirl]

Spunnylove!

<3 Tijay

-K

[G-Unit]

I think the most fascinating thing about Sean is that he obviously does not give a fuck about anything. He will do whatever it takes, say whatever needs to be said. No matter how much shit people talk, he keeps on goin. He thrives on it. He's the Howard Stern of this GS community, because whatever he says you hate, but you're just dying to hear it. Everyone needs a bad guy.

It's bloody pathetic

[longshot]

Originally posted by Chelle

I mean go back and look at the conversation. He all of a sudden says: "high as a muthafucka". Looks like the first part is missing anyway, ya know?

[Edited on 11-28-2003 by Chelle]

No, that's usually how they go.

And to be honest, if you don't know what you're talking about, why don't you keep your fat fucking mouth closed?

Is this so hard to do?

[Chelle]

Yeouch! How shall I ever recover from such a biting and almost witty remark!?

[longshot]

Originally posted by Chelle
Yeouch! How shall I ever recover from such a biting and almost witty remark!?

It wasn't meant to be witty.

It was meant to be a heads up to you.

You've been on these boards for less than two weeks, and you just walk in and shit all over a thread that is about something which you know absolutely zero?

Next time you feel the urge to spew foul garbage out of your mouth, I suggest you try a little more restraint.

And if you have a problem with my posting, try to not cross threads with it, okay?

[Chelle]

Um genius I've been posting here for quite a long time. I was GS4Gurl as I have been stating for the past 2wks, since I have left GS. LOL. Maybe it would help to pay the fuck attention once in a while. Also it helps to look at ones profile before making assumptions you dont know anything about.

Thanks though but looks like you need to take your own advice there before you uh make a fool of yourself.

[Myshel]

Originally posted by Maimara
I wonder how long it's going to be before he's living in Richard Simmons' pool house, giving head and taking it up the ass in exchange for some cocaine and free rent.

I think Richard Simmons has better taste than that.

[Makkah]

Who was GS4Gurl? Ah well... didn't make much of an impact here. As for G-Unit? You gotta be fucking kidding me, son.

rht

[longshot]

Originally posted by Chelle
Um genius I've been posting here for quite a long time. I was GS4Gurl as I have been stating for the past 2wks, since I have left GS. LOL. Maybe it would help to pay the fuck attention once in a while. Also it helps to look at ones profile before making assumptions you dont know anything about.

Thanks though but looks like you need to take your own advice there before you uh make a fool of yourself.

This thread is about an AIM conversation that was really funny. Not about me.

Since you have chosen to comment on every single post that I've made this evening, I feel I should reply.

I don't play Gemstone anymore, so it's quite possible that I didn't read the threads where you proclaimed your new handle. But, honestly, this is somehow my responsibilty? I'm supposed to look at someone's profile before I post? And because I don't, you mock me and sarcastically call me a genious?

If it's so important that people know your handle, then put it in your sig.

So, I apologize for not looking at your profile. I'm sorry for assuming that you have only posted here for a week or so. For whatever reason you changed your handle, I'm sure it was a good one, and I should take it upon myself to try harder to know the status of all members. I will work on that.

Now, when will you apologize for being a dumb bitch who runs her mouth too much?

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Myshel

Originally posted by Maimara
I wonder how long it's going to be before he's living in Richard Simmons' pool house, giving head and taking it up the ass in exchange for some cocaine and free rent.

I think Richard Simmons has better taste than that.

What about Michael Jackson? :x

[Weedmage Princess]

Sean you loser don't you need to prepare yourself for that huge thirty mile journey?! Get your box of Kleenex and be on your way!

[Kurili]

Sean's waaayyy too old for Michael Jackson, Weedie.


Acolyte Kurili

[SpunGirl]

Duh, you guys, Sean is friends with all the famous people. He was probably buddies with MJ when he was young, and has been "shaped" from his experiences with him.

Seriously, an early brush with homosexual molestation might lead to his overriding need to prove his prowess over females. His "manliness." Either that, or he's just got a tiny wanker.

-K

[HappyGuyJr]

Which is actually pretty funny, seeing as how the 'Cassinova' of actual history was an unattractive rapist who was afraid of children and died of Sipheletic infection from praying on old and weak prostitutes in the 'Commons'


Originally posted by SpunGirl
Duh, you guys, Sean is friends with all the famous people. He was probably buddies with MJ when he was young, and has been "shaped" from his experiences with him.

Seriously, an early brush with homosexual molestation might lead to his overriding need to prove his prowess over females. His "manliness." Either that, or he's just got a tiny wanker.

-K

On that note... I have to admit, Seany is a trainwreck. His posts are just one of those things you just CAN'T bring yourself to not look at, if only to see what overwhealming stupidity he vomits forth next.

Each and every one of us has probably met someone like that at least once in our lives... we just happen to have several that have posted here. I Blame Gemstone :D .. It drives them out from under the rocks and into the light

To help give this thread a slightly stranger note.. I just woke up from dreaming I was in this REALLY nice house, trying to load a compact sized dish washer in the even nicer kitchen, and the washer is filling up with water, flooding and pouring out water onto the kitchen floor.

The door wont seal, and is flimsy as if made from rubber or silicon, so it keeps just flopping around and bulging and bending, even though it LOOKS like its made of metal.

I FINALLY get it closed and sealed, and realize I forgot to put in on of those fucking gel packets with the detergent in it, so the only thing thats in there is water... shit

I woke up mad as hell.. but my Smitty-Kitty was laying across my neck and gave my nose a lick before going back to sleep.. made me feel lots better

[Edited on 12-1-2003 by HappyGuyJr]

[SpunGirl]

History buffs always have the best tidbits.

-K

EDIT: I meant the first bit, not the random dishwasher story, although that was... interesting.



[Edited on 12-1-2003 by SpunGirl]

[HappyGuyJr]

Heh... ealier... I tore Seany a new one .. really screwed with him for his messing with Spun..

Anyways.. I got this a few minutes ago

Crunch Time Mofo is sending you a message, do you accept? yes/no?

So I accepted.. here was how it went



CRUNCH TIME MOFO (8:59:20 PM): Maimara hates you.
Smitty D Monster (8:59:35 PM): heh.. why you say that?
CRUNCH TIME MOFO (8:59:44 PM): fuck off
Smitty D Monster (8:59:45 PM): and who is this?
CRUNCH TIME MOFO (8:59:58 PM): Mr. Crunch T. Mofo
Smitty D Monster (9:00:37 PM): and?
CRUNCH TIME MOFO (9:00:55 PM): And quit being a fucking shit-smeared cockface on the boards.
Smitty D Monster (9:01:25 PM): and you would be WHO on the boards?
CRUNCH TIME MOFO (9:02:43 PM): Honestly, it's pathetic. You're not getting any sort of reaction, other than rejection.
Smitty D Monster (9:02:49 PM): or are you another whiney gutless pillow biter who needed to hide behind an anonomouse IM name to tell me what your thinking?
CRUNCH TIME MOFO (9:03:00 PM): Nah, I only suck dick for the big bills.
Smitty D Monster (9:03:16 PM): hi Seany
CRUNCH TIME MOFO (9:03:20 PM): I just figured I'd circumvent hard feelings, and tell you what's up ANONYMOUSLY.
CRUNCH TIME MOFO (9:03:25 PM): Ouch, that hurts.
Smitty D Monster (9:05:26 PM): you made the mistake of using the same suck dick to pay the bills again.. youve allready used it once before
CRUNCH TIME MOFO (9:06:03 PM): Alright, sherlock.
CRUNCH TIME MOFO (9:06:10 PM): Just do the world a favor, and go back to Klaive's board.


Interresting no? :D

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by HappyGuyJr
Heh... ealier... I tore Seany a new one .. really screwed with him for his messing with Spun..



It's nice that you feel protective and all, but it was a click of the "Block user" away, which I did last time he IMed me.

And this guy, IMO, sounds a little too vehement about things to be Sean.

-K

[Betheny]

Sean wouldn't stick up for me, anyway, nor does he know me at all. I doubt it's him.

[Zeyrin]

Originally posted by Maimara
Sean wouldn't stick up for me, anyway, nor does he know me at all. I doubt it's him.

Whoever it is, break out the big black rubber dildo on him!!

THWACK!!!

[Betheny]

It'd actually be like ker-SLAP because I'd really put some force behind that one. Hopefully break a few of his teeth, maybe knock some sense into that brain of his. He'd never be the same.

[HappyGuyJr]

in any case.. I even apologised to Maimara in a U2U in case I upset her, but she didnt reply.. she hates me now [sob] :(