Biggest Forum Uproar Ever?

[Methais]

Bored and curious, what would you say was the biggest forum uproar ever on the PC?

EDIT: Link the thread for extra points.

[CrystalTears]

Teeoncy and Amberain are tied, imo.

[Anebriated]

I concur.

[Anebriated]

Although Seany Digital, Klaive and Warclaidhm were all fun times too.

[Asha]

Atheana had a go din't she? And yeah I tried to say Teeo but the mere mention of her name made the forum crash for real.

Oh, and Gracy posing as her own 'friend' coming to protect her!

[Anebriated]

haha yeah i got that trying to say submit her name. good timing for the forums to go down...

[CrystalTears]

Atheana.. yes... I just had a really bad flashback and twitched a little.

[Asha]

Time for a cup of coffee and a trawl back through that thread I think..
Good times :)

[CrystalTears]

Amberain (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=2845)
Atheana (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=1869)
Teeoncy (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=7763) (this one is actually funny because it was Emislity who started it saying Teeo is the one with issues.. the irony)

All of a sudden I miss longshot.

[Keller]

All of a sudden I miss longshot.

:cry:

[Sean]

The Thrilla at the villa was a fun one

[Sean]

I always enjoyed reading the hissyfits after someone gets themselves banned.

[Hulkein]

All of a sudden I miss longshot.

Yeah, he was pretty amusing.

[Nieninque]

I think Stanley's threads caused the most uproar. Cant link as they were deleted.

Just saying.

[Skeeter]

the bitch getting her guy beat up at a club because she had to get the last word and chuck a hotdog at a gangbanger was one of my personal favorites.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<the bitch getting her guy beat up at a club because she had to get the last word and chuck a hotdog at a gangbanger was one of my personal favorites.>>

???? WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?

[Skeeter]

couple years ago? It was a news story in Seattle I think. boyfriend was a military guy.

[Parkbandit]

I think Stanley's threads caused the most uproar. Cant link as they were deleted.

Just saying.

Yea.. those were the start of Harmnone showing her inability to moderate properly.

Very funny.

[SpunGirl]

I really laughed a lot at Klaive's blustering when his ex-girlfriends or whatever came to the boards to post about what a liarface he was. Also, Kurapira's fake pics = classic.

Well, same with Teeoncy's fake pictures, plus her many incarnations.

-K

[SpunGirl]

Okay so, I just remembered this one and had to go find it. 46 pages of funny.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=952

-K

[Back]

Okay so, I just remembered this one and had to go find it. 46 pages of funny.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=952

-K

Holy hell, talk about ancient history...

[Nieninque]

I'm going to give a big shout out to Lycain/Psykos now.
He was an arsehole, but he made me laugh, a lot.

And he posted a shit ton.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm pretty certain I'm tied with Lycos.

[SpunGirl]

Seanydigital, I think, definitely wins the award for most attempts at posting as someone new and unknown. I think he stopped because he's a big movie star now.

-K

[Nieninque]

I'm pretty certain I'm tied with Lycos.

As in tied up with him?

He was far funnier than you.

He also resorted less to screwed up pornographic photos posted when he was banned.

Psykos > sad junkies.

[Stanley Burrell]

As in tied up with him?

He was far funnier than you.

He also resorted less to screwed up pornographic photos posted when he was banned.

Psykos > sad junkies.

I'm Stanley Kirk Burrell and I find myself funny.

FUNNY LOOKING!!!!1111111111one.

Hmm. Sorry if I offended you with my junky (adj.), junky (n.), sad and beyond corny "humor"/"humour" then :sorry:

[Back]

I think Stanley's threads caused the most uproar. Cant link as they were deleted.

Just saying.

First thing that came to mind for me as well.

Sorry, Stan. Just saying.

[Stanley Burrell]

That's cool.

[Sean of the Thread]

Lycos far funnier.. that and his posts are coherent. Rofl @ that the Tsa'ah nazi picture fiasco.

[Skeeter]

Lycos posting in English instead of pretend-intellectual Stan-speak definately gives Lycos the nod.

[Back]

That's cool.

There is redemption. As that was long, long, long ago.

We all lose it at some point.

[Stanley Burrell]

There is redemption. As that was long, long, long ago.

We all lose it at some point.

There's a difference between losing it and fucking batty.

I appreciate any and all sympathy. And lack thereof.

[Tsa`ah]

Lycos far funnier.. that and his posts are coherent. Rofl @ that the Tsa'ah nazi picture fiasco.

Lycos wasn't that creative, he simply used the same caption that was in my Bush avatar ... and that wasn't the "fiasco".

[Sean of the Thread]

You turned it into a fiasco with abuse of mod powers.

At any rate one of the more memorable moments of PC history.

[Back]

You turned it into a fiasco with abuse of mod powers.

At any rate one of the more memorable moments of PC history.

Surprised you weren’t named.

U should be.

[Parkbandit]

I think it's funny that both Lycos and Stanley first came to PC to try and pwn me.. but then got counter pwned hard.

[Sean of the Thread]

Surprised you weren’t named.

U should be.

Obviously not.

People like you crying because I pwnt you doesn't count as an uproar.. although it does make you whiners.

[Back]

Obviously not.

People like you crying because I pwnt you doesn't count as an uproar.. although it does make you whiners.

ORY!

[SpunGirl]

Wait wait, who was the whore with the dirty bra pictures? That was funny, too.

-K

[Kitsun]

For the record, I'd still like to kick Stanley in the teeth, non-lethally for his post frenzy of the most obscenely grotesque image I've ever witnessed.

[Bobmuhthol]

I'll never understand how someone can be that retarded.

[Methais]

I always thought the Tabor voting card thread deserves a spot on the legendary thread list.

[Sean of the Thread]

I always thought the Tabor voting card thread deserves a spot on the legendary thread list.

I'll give that a few points on the funny as shit list.

[Drew]

Nobody Cares was a classic thread, but SeanyDigital has a warm place in my heart. Always enjoyed him more than the teeoncy/emislitty threads.

[Asha]

That was Nobody Cares aka Leetahkin aka Drayal's love bunny.
I'm glad that's horseshit. Christ.
Didn't Alf get her to do that? Or Backlash, he's the loverman of this BB.

[Nieninque]

I'm Stanley Kirk Burrell and I find myself funny.

FUNNY LOOKING!!!!1111111111one.

Hmm. Sorry if I offended you with my junky (adj.), junky (n.), sad and beyond corny "humor"/"humour" then :sorry:

You didnt offend me with your "sad and beyond corny "humor"/"humour", your photo shopped images you posted of Tubgirl et al. Your insults towards my sister when she and I were mugged or indeed any of the bilge you post(ed).

I just think you are a prick and that Psykos' entertainment value far outweighed yours.

[Alfster]

I'm glad that's horseshit. Christ.
Didn't Alf get her to do that? Or Backlash, he's the loverman of this BB.

Meh, it was Sean2 and myself. Backlash was trying to hit it at the time.

[CrystalTears]

Xcalibur created quite a few stirs too.

[Sean of the Thread]

Meh, it was Sean2 and myself. Backlash was trying to hit it at the time.

Backlash was the one being serious about it.. he didn't even know he was part of the joke.

[Keller]

What about that one time Tamral came to the PC seeking approval for wanting to kill some kids cat because the kid "hacked" into the computer Fedex gave him for his internship? Which, of course, contained highly sensative information for which the kid was looking.

[CrystalTears]

What about that one time Tamral came to the PC seeking approval for wanting to kill some kids cat because the kid "hacked" into the computer Fedex gave him for his internship? Which, of course, contained highly sensative information for which the kid was looking.
:lol:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=13345

Good times.

[Nieninque]

Xcalibur created quite a few stirs too.

I think I was the topic of a couple of his. Stupid garlic scoffing surrender monkey.

[Back]

Backlash was the one being serious about it.. he didn't even know he was part of the joke.

ROFL. Thats whats ironic. I was the one that was joking and you guys actually DID it. To this day I have no idea why any of you would actually do that.

[Keller]

Because it bears repeating here, I bring the you best post from the Tamral thread, complements of longshot:


This is like a horrible car accident...

But instead of just gawking, it's like everyone just broke out marshmallows and started roasting them over the wreckage.

I think Tsa'ah even ran home to bring his guitar. There will be singing, and ghost stories later too...

The PC at it's absolute finest!

There's really nothing I can add to this that hasn't already been said.

I'll try anyway though...

Tamral, I hope you lubed up with a good stick of blistex before reading this. Harmnone went about four deep in your ass. You're lucky she stopped and spared you the thumb...

And big fucking deal... you make six figures as a computer jockey.
It's not impressing anyone here.

For all the shit you talk about being SOMEBODY IMPORTANT, the factis that you possess a toxic personality. Your job salary and engineering degree define you as a person. That's really all you've got.

But, so what? We don't care about your job, and the money you have certainly hasn't bought you any sort of companionship.

And you got your MBA from Rutgers. RUTGERS! The Harvard of New Jersey...

I'm not impressed.

Nobody here is. You can lash back at the people responding, but it only makes you sound worse...

The power to unite all sides of the politcal and social spectrum on these boards is reserved for only the most socially inept to have ever graced these forums.

You have reached the Pantheon. The Hall of Champions.

Say hello to Warclaidhm and Klaive.

[grapedog]

Because it bears repeating here, I bring the you best post from the Tamral thread, complements of longshot:


that was splendid...

[Hips]

I miss longshot too. :(

[Parkbandit]

ROFL. Thats whats ironic. I was the one that was joking and you guys actually DID it. To this day I have no idea why any of you would actually do that.


LOL

Denial is a river in Egypt. Let's not rehash your pwning here.. there are at least 2 topics you can bump back up if you want to do that.

[SpunGirl]

How many of Beth's Peter-in-Laws do we have on the PC?

-K

[Sean]

atleast 3 by my count probably more hiding in shame.

[Alfster]

More details please

Before my time :(

[Sean]

I'm not gonna out who they are but basically betheny(maimara) nailed a handful of PC members.

I'm also revising my count to 4

[Hulkein]

Damn, I only knew of 1.

PS. 1 is too many considering what she looks like.

[SpunGirl]

I still maintain that she moved to Canada to bang X.

-K

[SpunGirl]

You know what's sad is that Klaive's forums were home to a lot of hilarity, but he would do mass deletions on a regular basis because pretty much all of it made him look stupid. I still remember when Atheana threw a fit because she found a picture of boobs on her boyfriend's computer, so she accessed his mod account on Klaive's and started wreaking havoc, then they had a massively public almost-breakup through message posting because he was at work and she was at home.

-K

[Sean]

Testosterone's whole white power movement and holocaust denial is pretty memorable.

[Anebriated]

I got a bottle of grey goose... we should hang out...


where is that thread from Seany D?

[CrystalTears]

Spun, I think this would be a good time to post that "script" from Seany's movie career. :D

[SpunGirl]

Wasn't Testosterone Peam or something? Or a friend of his?

-K

[Hips]

You know what's sad is that Klaive's forums were home to a lot of hilarity, but he would do mass deletions on a regular basis because pretty much all of it made him look stupid. I still remember when Atheana threw a fit because she found a picture of boobs on her boyfriend's computer, so she accessed his mod account on Klaive's and started wreaking havoc, then they had a massively public almost-breakup through message posting because he was at work and she was at home.

-K

Hahaha, I had forgotten about that. Good times.

Anything regarding Atheana/Graysalin is especially hilarious considering I met them and got to see how she totally owns his balls IRL too.

[DeV]

PS. 1 is too many considering what she looks like.She wasn't bad looking from what I remember. Unless my memory of her pictures is waaaaay off.

[SpunGirl]

Spun, I think this would be a good time to post that "script" from Seany's movie career. :D

GLADLY.

FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, I GIVE YOU A SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE NEXT BIG BOX OFFICE HIT.

Sadly, I do not have the completed version, because I think I blocked is IMs before this work of genius was finished. I think it should be left as-is, however. OR WRITE YOUR OWN ENDING K.

FADE IN

Pan over Los Angeles, California. Busy streets, tall building, crowded freeways.

SEAN (V.O.)
Once upon a time, there was this average upper middle-class white boy from Southern California. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. When you think of California, you picture one of three things. Hollywood…

Graumann’s Chinese Theatre, the Hollywood sign, a movie premiere.

SEAN (V.O., CONT.)
…the beach

A generic beach, people laying out in the sun, playing volleyball, surfing.

SEAN (V.O., CONT.)
Or the happiest place on earth.

Families walking through a crowd, standing in line for a roller coaster.

SEAN (V.O., CONT.)
This story starts out about forty miles east of Los Angeles, in a city called Chino Hills.

PAN DOWN the freeway to a sign that says, “Chino Hills – Next Exit”

SEAN (V.O., CONT.)
People like to call this area the Inland Empire, or the IE for short. Don’t ask me how it became an empire. We sure as hell don’t have an emperor. What we do have is what every city has. There’s the good area –

A nice neighborhood with new houses, perfectly landscaped lawns, and white residents.

SEAN (V.O., CONT.)
-- and like every city, the not-so-good area. I wasn’t always middle-class. My family started out here.

A run down neighborhood with older houses, brownish lawns, broken fences and a mixture of ethnicities.

SEAN (V.O., CONT.)
Then Dad got the big promotion, and we moved out of the hood. It makes sense
right? He worked so hard for it. Hard enough to not have any time for his
family. So really I was raised by my friends, and the older cats in the hood.
That's who I got to look up to. Maybe thats why my parents decided to send me to
private school once they had money. To keep me out of trouble, away from my
friends from the old neighborhood. I was never too much of a troublemaker. I was
mostly a good kid, but I can't say the same for my boys.

An impressive-looking school. Well-dressed students leave for the day, driving away in expensive cars.

CUT TO the football field. Football players are engaged in practice exercises. Focus on one student, SEAN. He runs, then tackles another player with a force that sends the other player flying a few feet before he hits the ground hard. The other player lays there, writhing in pain from a tremendous blow.

CUT TO the coach, who is watching this action. He nods in acknowledgement
to Sean, a slight look of worry across his face.

The team heads for the locker room, giving each other high fives. All of the
players except Sean are huge. Sean is distinctly shorter, but quite a bit more
muscular than the other players

CUT TO the weight room. Sean is still wearing his football pants, but has now stripped down to a tank top as he lifts weights. He grunts and grimaces as
he lifts massive amounts of weight. Pan over his head to the wall. On display is
are the current school records for weight lifting. Sean's name tops 2 out of the
3 categories: bench, squat, and powerclean.

SEAN (V.O. CONT.)
If you haven’t figured it out yet, that’s me. I'm a good
football player, but I could really care less about the game anymore. It just
gives me a good way to vent.

CUT TO the showers. Players emerge wearing towels around their waists. Sean walks out of the showers, a towel around his waist, and several tattoos on his body. These tattoos set him apart from the rest of the team as they have none.

SEAN (V.O. CONT.)
You’ll notice the rest of the team doesn’t have any tattoos. That’s because we go to a Christian school and tats are forbidden. But what are they going to do about me? If they kick me out, how are they going to play without their defensive captain and star middle-linerbacker? It's funny how the rules only apply to people who can't play sports.

CUT TO the front of the school as Sean leaves for the day. Unlike the well-dressed students around him, he wears baggy jeans, a t-shirt, his letterman’s jacket and a baseball cap turned backward. He walks, almost struts, across the front lawn of the school. All the other students scurry out of Sean's way as he's walking towards the parking lot.


SEAN (V.O., CONT.)
I lived a pretty normal life most of the time. At least I was trying to make
it as normal as possible, but things don't always go the way you plan it. You
can't change who you are, where you came from, and who you know.

A black Chevy Impala screeches up to the curb, blasting rap music. Inside are three boys who are the polar opposite of Sean. Sean approaches the passenger window.

SEAN
Hey, pop the trunk. My mom will have a bitch fit if she smells weed on this
jacket.

Sean throws his backpack and jacket in the trunk and stands next to the passenger door.

SEAN (CONT.)
Okay guys, pass it over.

One of the boys passes him a joint and a lighter. Sean stands outside the
car, and lights up in front of the other students, obviously paying them no
mind. He takes a drag and exhales slowly, a cloud of smoke appearing in front of
his face. He smirks to himself, and gets in the car.

SEAN (V.O.)
I may have left the hood, but I didn’t abandon my friends. They're my
boys, and they definitely give me more support than I get at home.

INT. GROCERY STORE – EVENING

Sean is bagging groceries when his MANAGER pulls him aside. They walk over to the end of the row of registers to an empty space.

MANAGER (gesticulating)
Sean, can you tell me what’s wrong with this area?

SEAN
Uh…no. What’s wrong with it?

MANAGER
(in a low, angry voice)
How about the fact that there isn’t one shopping cart here? How are the customers supposed to shop if there aren’t any carts? Do you know what happens when there are no carts? What happens is that the customers only buy what they came for. When they have a cart, they are much more likely to buy more than what they came for. So what do you think you should do with that information, Sean?


SEAN
(with an exaggerated smile and sarcastic tone)
I should go right outside and get every cart from the parking lot. I’m going to do that right now, sir!

MANAGER
(missing the sarcasm, giving Sean the thumbs up)
That’s the attitude we need around here, Sean!

Sean walks out of the store and begins gathering shopping carts, his face expressing his distaste at the lecture. As he reaches the end of one row, a car pulls up beside him. Matt, Travis and Brian are in the car.

TRAVIS
Hey, man. I think you missed one over there.

SEAN
Aww, fuck you.

TRAVIS
Oh, I think that’s against store policy! You know, you don’t have to do this. I’ll cut you in. You know that.

SEAN
Yeah, I know.

TRAVIS
What time you off?

SEAN
Ten.

TRAVIS
I’ll pick you up. Big party tonight. Need a hit to keep you going?

SEAN
You know it.

Travis passes a joint to Sean, who takes a deep drag before handing it back and resuming his work gathering carts.

INT. SEAN’S PARENT’S HOUSE – EVENING

Sean walks in the door wearing his work uniform. His father sits in front of the television, so engrossed that he does not acknowledge Sean’s entrance. His mother is sitting at the kitchen table, drinking a glass of wine and reading a magazine. She looks up at him and frowns.
MOM (angrily)
Oh, it’s just you. Do you realize what a fucking, disgusting mess you left in the bathroom this morning?

SEAN
Uh, I did?

MOM
Yes, goddammit, you did. There is toothpaste all over the fucking sink. Didn’t I explain to you that when toothpaste dries on the sink it’s a real bitch to clean up? Didn’t I?


SEAN
Yes, Mom. I’m sorry. I’ll take care of it right now.

MOM
Oh, no you won’t. Right now you’ll sit your worthless ass down in that chair and explain this shit to me. (slaps down his report card in front of him)

Let’s see here. One A, five B’s and one C. What the fuck do you think you’re doing? Your father and I send you to that nice private school so you can have all the opportunities that we didn’t have, and what do you do? You fuck it up. You are a worthless piece of shit and you’re never going to be anything. Do you hear me?

DAD
Answer your mother, boy.

SEAN (V.O.)
Sometimes I wonder if the old man remembers my name. I’m tempted to give him a pop quiz, but I’m afraid he’ll flunk it. As you can clearly see, this is how my family works. My mom gets drunk off of wine, and goes crazy, while my dad just sits there. He's just too tired, and doesn't really care.

SEAN
I don’t know what you want from me. I’m not flunking out, I’m looking at a football scholarship, and I work thirty hours a week. I’m trying as hard as I can here.

MOM
(approaching Sean, shaking her finger at him)
Don’t. You. Ever. Take. That. Fucking. Tone. With. Me. You ungrateful little shit! I should kick you out on your ass and see how you do then. Have some fucking respect, you asshole!


DAD
(not looking away from the television)
Quiet down, I’m trying to watch this!

MOM
Get your lazy, worthless ass upstairs and clean up the fucking mess you made. And don’t think you’re going out tonight. You’re going to sit your ass home and raise your fucking grades.

Sean walks upstairs and enters the bathroom. It is spotless. Towels are hung neatly on the rack, the counter shines, and toiletries are lined up neatly. The only blemish is a tiny speck of toothpaste in the sink.


INT. CLASSROOM –DAY
Sean sits in his Economics class, obviously bored as the teacher drones on. The teacher walks around the room and finally settles in front of Sean.

TEACHER
Sean, what is the difference between a monopoly and an oligopoly?

SEAN (yawns and looks bored)
Sir, a monopoly is when one company rules an industry, the way Microsoft rules the world of computer operating systems. Monopoly or genius at work? You be the judge. Now, an oligopoly is when a few companies control an industry, such as when the Big Three ruled the automotive world until the Japs – oops, I mean the Japanese – came in and dominated with their superior craftsmanship. Anything else I can do for you?

TEACHER (stunned, dazed, scratching his head)
Uh…no. That’s fine for now.

EXT. SCHOOL – DAY

Sean standing in line to buy his cap, gown, and yearbook. Standing with him is TEDDY.


TEDDY
Let me guess. Your parents ain’t paying for any of this shit? (gesturing to the front of the line, where caps, gowns, and yearbooks are on display)

SEAN
Naw. They never do. Cut me off when I turned sixteen. It would surprise me
if they even came to the ceremony.

TEDDY
Man, your family is weird. Tonight I’m going out with my cousin Kevin, but call him Swo. The one from Compton? You wanna hang with us?

SEAN
Yeah, that’s cool. Why do you guys call him Swo?

TEDDY
Well he used to be a skinny black dude like me, but he started lifting
weights and he "swo" up. Haha. No really though, now he is a pro
bodybuilder.

EXT. TEDDY’S HOUSE – THAT EVENING

KEVIN pulls up to the house in a Mercedes S500 – top of the line and obviously very expensive. He gets out of the car and Sean’s eyes widen as he looks at him. Kevin is tall and extremely muscular.

SEAN (V.O.)
That night, I was rollin’ with the big boys in more ways than one. Kevin was the biggest, blackest black dude I’d ever seen in my life.

MARLON emerges from the passenger side, dressed in red.

SEAN (V.O. CONT.)
If you’re from Southern California, you’re looking at Marlon and you know. If you’re not, then you don’t. Marlon is a Blood. Well, Marlon banged Mob Piru from Compton.

The guys make their introductions before getting into the car and driving away.

SEAN
You guys smoke Kush?

(everyone laughs)

MARLON
Shit son, do you even gotta ask? What it do with the kush?

SEAN (CONT.)
Hand me a CD case so I can break these trees up, and we can roll a blunt
with this swoosh.

Marlon passes a CD case back to Sean, who pulls a baggie of marijuana from his pocket. He uses the CD case as a tray to assemble a blunt.

SEAN (CONT.)
(passing the blunt to Kevin)
Green hit for the driver.

Kevin lights it up and takes a long drag. As he exhales, his eyes roll back and he smiles.

KEVIN
This is some good shit, man. Real good shit.

The car pulls up to a strip club and the group is ushered inside. The waitress greets Kevin reverently and guides them to a reserved table up front. Kevin tips her by putting a hundred dollar bill in her cleavage.

INT. GROCERY STORE – NIGHT

The store is crowded and the customers look irritated, impatient. Sean runs from one register to another, bagging groceries. He finishes bagging at a register where the items take up the entire shopping cart. The CUSTOMER, a fortyish, well-dressed woman, looks over at Sean and the cart disdainfully.

CUSTOMER (to Sean)
What are you doing? I specifically asked for paper, not plastic. Are you deaf?

SEAN
Ma’am, I’m sure you asked for plastic.

CUSTOMER
No, I most certainly did not. I asked for paper.

SEAN
You asked for plastic. You told me to put the wine in a paper bag before putting in the plastic bag.

CUSTOMER
Yes, but I wanted the rest of the groceries in paper bags. If this job is too complicated for you, maybe you should find something easier. Maybe you could deliver newspapers or walk dogs.
(laughs loudly, looking to the other customers to join in)

SEAN
(takes off his apron, throws it on the floor, then shoots the customer a nasty look)
Bitch.
Sean walks out of the store.


EXT- SCHOOL- GRADUATION DAY

Graduates are seated in chairs on the football field. Sean sits in front, designated for the honor students. He turns around in his seat, scanning the bleachers for his parents.

The students line up to get their diplomas. As Sean walks across the stage, he scans the crowd again for his parents. He gets his diploma and before descending the stairs to return to his seat, he sees his parents entering. His mother is clearly yelling at his father.


INT. PARENT’S CAR – NIGHT

Sean’s father drives, his mother is sitting in the front passenger seat, turns around to yell at Sean.

MOM
I can’t believe that you quit your job, Sean. (to her husband) Did you know that Sean quit his job? Just up and quit with no backup. What a stupid fucking thing to do. (back to Sean) I wouldn’t have known about it if I hadn’t called. It’s a good thing I did. You’re not going to be some lazy ass fucker who just lives off his parents. Oh, no you’re not. When we get home, you’re going to get the fuck out of my house. You can go live with those loser friends of yours.

INT. SEAN’S BEDROOM – NIGHT

Sean walks into his bedroom and slams the door. He looks at the wall that houses all of his achievements – awards, trophies, medals, then shakes his head and pulls some clothes out of the closet. The PHONE RINGS.

SEAN (answering)
Hello.

TRAVIS
Hey, you gonna roll with us tonight?

SEAN
Man, I’m having a shitty graduation. Let’s find a party. I seriously need to get high as fuck after a day like this.

TRAVIS
Oh, I know of a few parties. You have your pick. I’ll swing by in twenty.

INT. PARTY – NIGHT

Sean and Travis are hanging out, drinking beer. The house is half empty, it’s obviously a bad party. Sean looks around hopelessly.

SEAN
Man, this party blows. Let’s find something better.

Sean and Travis leave the party and drive away.

TRAVIS
What’s up with you? You ought to be happy. You graduated, you can do anything you want. But you’re bummed.

SEAN
My parents didn’t even see me graduate. They got there late.

TRAVIS
Your parents don’t give a fuck about you. You know that already. Why are you surprised? You didn’t do all that good grades and football captain shit for them, did you?

The look on Sean’s face shows that he clearly was doing it to please his parents.

TRAVIS (CONT.)
Oh, man. It’s like I’ve been telling you since we were kids. Ain’t nobody gives a fuck about you as much as yourself. And your boys, of course.

SEAN
Yeah, I know. That’s not it. My mom kicked me out tonight.

TRAVIS
That’s nothing, man. You’re going to stay with me. That’s what we were going to do after graduation anyway, right?

SEAN
Yeah, you’re right.

TRAVIS
So cheer up!

Travis pulls in front of a house that’s clearly the site of a wild party. There are teenagers milling around on the lawn, cups and assorted trash everywhere. The music is blasting loudly.

TRAVIS (CONT.)
Now this party should be crackin’. My buddy’s sister Jessica is having it. You’re going to drink, and you’re going to get that look off your face. If you don’t, I’ll pour beer down your throat until you give in. Understood?

SEAN (saluting)
Affirmative.

The two leave the car and enter the house. A girl runs up to them and hugs Travis.

JESSICA
Man, I was starting to wonder if you were going to make it! Get over here. (pulls Travis into the crowd)

Sean scans the crowd and spots a blonde girl standing by herself, drinking a soda, listening to the music. She’s the typical Southern California Barbie doll – perfect blonde hair, perfect body, very attractive.

SEAN (V.O.)
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking here. Boy sees girl across a crowded room and it’s love at first sight. Wrong! In this case, boy sees girl, make that, a really hot girl, from across the room and recognizes her from years ago.

FLASHBACK TO a young boy and girl playing. The boy throws a rock at a cat. The girl gets mad at him, picks up the cat, and runs up to an adult, pointing at Sean.

SEAN (V.O. CONT.)
Yep, that was Shannon. All-around good girl. Girls like that don’t usually grow up to be so hot. Usually they grow up more like this

Cut to a group of obviously geeky girls.

Sean works his way over to Shannon, who smiles as he approaches.

SHANNON
Sean! How are you? I haven’t seen you in ages. All grown up now?

SEAN (laughing)
Who, me? Never.

SHANNON
So, did you graduate today?

SEAN
Yeah, with honors.

SHANNON
Me, too. I was valedictorian. I was so nervous to give that speech.

SEAN (V.O.)
See what I mean? Hot girl, valedictorian? Come on.

SHANNON
Well, you’ve grown up nicely, Sean.


SEAN
Yeah, you too.

SHANNON (glancing at her watch)
Well, I have to get going.

SEAN
Are you kidding me? It’s barely eleven o’clock!

SHANNON
My church is having a bake sale to raise money for a homeless shelter. I need to be there pretty early.

SEAN
Uh…can I get your number?

SHANNON (smiling, obviously pleased by the question)
That depends. Are you actually going to call me?

SEAN
I think I can do better than that.

EXT. CHURCH BAKE SALE – EARLY MORNING

Tables are set up in the courtyard next to a large traditional-style church. Women stand behind the tables, which are covered with baked goods. Customers mill around, looking at the selection. Shannon wears a pink silk sundress, looking sweet and innocent. She stands at a separate table with a metal box in front of her. She works as the cashier, greeting each customer with a smile and thanking them as they leave. Sean pulls up and checks his appearance before getting out of his car. He’s dressed in a tucked-in button-down shirt and wrinkle-free dress pants.

Sean walks to the tables, selecting a plate of brownies before approaching Shannon.

SHANNON (smiling broadly)
You could have just called.

SEAN
Yeah, I could have. But that’s so high school.

SHANNON (laughing)
And we’re almost twenty-four hours out of high school, aren’t we?

SEAN
Yeah, yeah we are.


SHANNON (in a professional tone)
That will be five seventy-five, sir.

SEAN (handing her a twenty dollar bill)
Keep the change. I’m sure the homeless need it more than I do.

SHANNON
You’re incredibly sweet. Did you really come here just to buy brownies?

SEAN (clearing his throat)
No. Not really. Though I’m sure they’re good brownies. Would you like to go out with me tonight?

Shannon looks past Sean, off in the distance. A woman approaches.

SHANNON (to the woman)
Mom, do you remember Sean?

SHANNON’S MOM
Aren’t you the boy who used to throw rocks at cats?

SEAN (V.O.)
Oh, man. My reputation preceded me. But I got the go-ahead from her mother, and thus, the date. But back to my financial problems. I couldn’t live at home anymore and I only had so much saved up. You know, after buying my cap and gown and yearbook and all that other graduation stuff that parents usually pay for. So I did what most other guys my age do when they have no other options. I became a hustler, got into pushing weight. Started "slanging". Thats SoCal terminology for selling drugs.

CUT TO Sean buying cocaine from Kevin.

CUT TO Sean and Travis at a strip club, selling cocaine to the dancers.

(gets out of car, cloud of weed smoke follows, goes in, gets a lap dance, strippers like the smell of weed, find out they’re selling coke, and start buying)

CUT TO Sean at a party full of college-age, upper-crust white boys. Sean is in a back bedroom, selling coke.

SEAN (V.O.)
I worked my ass off that summer. I had my connections with Kevin, and Travis and I partnered up with his clientele list. We made a killing together, selling coke to strippers and rich white kids.

CUT TO Sean pulling up at Travis’ house in a silver Rx-7 that is all tricked out, blasting music, pounding bass. Travis is outside, and he approaches the car as Sean gets out.


TRAVIS
Man, that ride is hard as fuck! Still wishing you were bagging groceries and taking shit from fat old ladies?

SEAN (laughing)
Hell, no. (gestures to Travis’ car) When are you going to upgrade, man?

TRAVIS
I’m having cash flow problems right now. Mondo still hasn’t paid on those two ounces we fronted him.

SEAN
Still? Fuck. I was counting on that money for the insurance on my new wheels. Let’s pay him a visit.

SEAN (V.O.)
Yeah, sometimes drug dealers turn into collection agents. What I should have realized is that while I was using my money to support myself in the lifestyle I thought I deserved, Travis’ cut of the profits was going right up his nose.

EXT. MONDO’S HOUSE – DAY

Sean and Travis pull up to Mondo’s house. He is sitting outside, smoking a cigarette, several children running around on the dying lawn. His face registers alarm as Sean and Travis approach.

MONDO (stern)
Kids, get in the house. Now!

SEAN
There’s no need for that, Mondo. We’re going to have a nice conversation. Aren’t we, Travis?

TRAVIS
Oh, yeah. We ain’t gonna say anything your kids ain’t heard before.

The kids continue playing on the lawn as Sean and Travis sit on either side of Mondo.

SEAN
You see, Mondo, here’s the problem. Travis and I are businessmen. We offer a product, and we expect to get paid for it. Easy, right? Problem is, you got the product, but we didn’t get paid. What do you think we should do about that? (lifts his shirt just enough to reveal the butt of a gun.

MONDO (alarmed)
Look, man. I’ll pay you when I –

TRAVIS
No, no. We’re beyond excuses now. You need to pay up. When do you think we can expect our money?

MONDO
I’ll get it next –

TRAVIS
Wrong answer. Try again.

MONDO
Tomorrow. I’ll have one of my boys bring it over tomorrow.

SEAN (stands up, pats Mondo on the shoulder)
Now that’s the right answer. Don’t make me have to come back here. Gas is expensive these days.


EXT. COFFEE SHOP – EVENING

Sean and Shannon are sitting close together at an outdoor table at a coffee shop. Sean is happy, Shannon has a sour look on her face. She is wearing a college sweatshirt.

SEAN (putting his arm around her)
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve been in a bad mood all night

SHANNON
I—I don’t like what you’re doing.

SEAN (removes his arm)
I know you don’t want to have sex yet, and I respect that, but I can’t put my arm around you?

SHANNON (playfully shoves Sean)
You know what I mean. (in a whisper) The drugs.

SEAN
Look, it’s only temporary. I don’t have a choice right now. I can’t support myself on minimum wage, and you know there’s no way my mom is going to let me move back in. She hates me.

SHANNON (sighs)
If you were anyone else, I’d tell you that you were crazy, of course your mom loves you. But the way she treats you, even I have to doubt that. And you know I’m the most optimistic person on the planet.

SEAN
Yeah, and that’s what I love about you.

SHANNON
But you have to think of your future. If you don’t do something now, you’re going to end up being a dealer until someone kills you. You’re too smart for that! Have you thought about going to college?

SEAN
Yeah, yeah. But how am I going to pay for it if you don’t want me to deal?

SHANNON
Well, maybe the dealing thing could just be temporary, until you finish school. If you can afford that nice car, you can pay tuition at a community college. And play football again, which you know you love.

SEAN (V.O.)
I was so head over heels for that girl that if she had told me to enroll at clown college, I probably would have.

CUT TO a locker room. From a distance, we see Sean in a coach’s office. They shake hands.

SEAN (V.O. CONT.)
It was easy. The coach had already heard about me and that was it – I was in. And my high school GPA didn’t hurt, either. At that point in my life, everything was perfect. Perfect girl, perfect job, perfect future ahead. You believe that shit? Then you are as naïve as I was.

INT. SEAN’S APARTMENT – NIGHT

Sean and Shannon are sitting on the couch, cuddling, watching tv. The DOORBELL rings and Sean gets up and opens the door. BRIAN is there with two young Hispanic men, MANUEL AND ALFREDO, standing behind him. Both are typical Inland Empire Mexicans, covered with cheap tattoos.

BRIAN
Hey, man. They’re looking for an ounce.

Sean looks at them suspiciously.

They’re cool. I can vouch for them.

SEAN
Yeah, okay. Come on in.

BRIAN
This is Manuel and this is Alfredo. Guys, this is my good buddy, Sean.

SEAN
I’ll meet you guys in the kitchen

Sean disappears into the bedroom and returns with a bag of marijuana. He enters the kitchen to find Brian, Manuel and Alfredo sitting around the table. Sean joins them.

SEAN (CONT.)
This is really good stuff. Won’t take much to get you blazed.

MANUEL
Cool, cool. That’s a pretty lady you got out there. How long you been with her?

SEAN (smiling)
I can’t remember ever not being with her.

MANUEL
It was like that with my lady before she left.

ALFREDO (laughing)
Maybe you should have spent less time working on your car and more time working on your woman.

MANUEL
Yeah, but it’s a badass car.

ALFREDO
Now you’re stuck with the tattoo, bro.

Manuel pulls up his sleeve to reveal an elaborate, nude tattoo of his former girlfriend. The name Maria is stenciled at the top.

MANUEL
Yeah, but I still have my car.

SEAN
What kind of car?

MANUEL
Cherry red Camaro. I restored it myself. When I got it, it was a shell. Now, it’s a machine.


BRIAN
Sean’s the right guy to talk to about cars. He treats his like a damned baby.

SEAN
Maybe if you did that you wouldn’t be walking everywhere.

Everyone laughs
SEAN (CONT.)
Well guys, I gotta call it a night.

INT- SEAN’S APARTMENT – LATER THAT EVENING

Sean and Shannon are in bed, sound asleep. The DOORBELL rings three times before Shannon wakes up and nudges Sean awake.

SHANNON
Babe, someone is at the door.

SEAN
Shit. I’m not answering it. Go back to sleep.

SHANNON
They’re not going to go away. This is why you need to stop selling. Answer the door then come back to bed.

Shannon rolls on to her side and goes back to sleep. Sean gets up, pulls on a pair of jeans over his boxer shorts, and answers the door to find Manuel and Alfredo.

MANUEL
Sorry to bug you so late, man. That was some bomb shit you sold me. Can I get another ounce?

SEAN (groggy, rubbing his eyes)
This couldn’t have waited until later?

MANUEL (laughing mischievously)
Sorry. I have some special guests over, if you catch my meaning.

SEAN
Gotcha. Let’s make this quick. Meet me in the kitchen.

Sean enters the bedroom and retrieves the last baggie from the safe. He returns to the kitchen, but does not sit down.

SEAN (CONT.)
You’re lucky, this is the last of it.

ALFREDO
Hey, can I use your bathroom before we take off?

SEAN (hesitates)
Uh, yeah. Just be quiet. Shannon is sleeping.

Alfredo leaves the room. Manuel takes out his wallet and counts out bills, which he places in the middle of the table, out of Sean’s reach. A piercing SCREAM comes from the bedroom.
SEAN (CONT.)
What the fuck?

Sean runs out of the kitchen and sees Shannon and Alfredo in the hallway. Shannon, wearing pajamas, has tears running down her face. Alfredo stands behind her, his arm around her neck, a knife at her throat. His other arm is wrapped tightly around her waist.

SEAN (CONT.)
What the fuck are you doing, man? Get the hell away from her! Let her go!

Alfredo says nothing, but looks to Manuel for guidance.

MANUEL
He’s not going to hurt her. Much. Just hand over the rest of the weed and the money.

SEAN
You have to be fucking kidding me.

MANUEL
This ain’t no joke, man. You want your lady in one piece? Do what you’re told, white boy.

Alfredo presses the knife harder into Shannon’s throat. Several drops of blood drip down her neck.
SEAN
You're lucky she's an innocent bystander and you got her involved. Otherwise
you both would be dead by now

Manuel draws back and punches Sean across the face as hard as he obviously
can. Sean takes the punch and isn't even phased by it. He just scowls back at
Manuel.
MANUEL
That’s not the way it works, white boy. You get me the rest of the weed and the money and Alfredo here will give you your lady back.


SEAN
I told you already. I sold you the last of the weed. There isn’t any more.

MANUEL
Whatever, I’ll take the cash. All of it. Don’t try to screw me, man, or your lady’s dead.

SHANNON
Just give him the money. Ahh! That hurts, you asshole!

Sean hands over the cash in his wallet, and a silver chain he is wearing. Then
empties out his pockets to show thats all he has left.

MANUEL
This all you got man? I know you got a safe around here somewhere you
fucking gringo.

SEAN
No safe asshole, I use a bank. One of the advantages of not being a fucking illegal alien. Take the money and get the fuck out of here.

Manuel and Alfredo laugh. Alfredo lets Shannon go and shoves her at Sean, who puts his arms around her, trying to comfort her. Manuel and Alfredo leave.

SEAN (V.O.)
It almost served me right to get robbed like that. I've listened to Notorious BIG. I know the Ten Crack Commandments, and I broke them. "Never sell no crack where you rest at". I guess I had to learn the hard way. That was the worst mistake I ever made,
especially putting Shannon in danger. I can’t believe she was still willing to talk to me after that. I knew I would make that son of a bitch pay in blood for robbing me and threatening Shannon.

EXT. BRIAN’S HOUSE – DAY

Sean pulls up to Brian’s house, where he is standing around with several other guys. Sean exits the car, walks up to Brian, and punches him so hard in the face that Brian staggers several feet before falling to the ground, bleeding profusely.


SEAN (V.O.)
Was I being too hard on him, seeing as how Brian’s a friend? No. Not at all. When you vouch for someone, you become responsible for what they do. Brian’s lucky that I have amazing self-control. Unfortunately, things were only going to get worse for all of us.


CUT TO Travis picking up a supply of coke from Kevin. He puts the coke in the trunk and gets into the car. Travis does a line before starting the car and driving recklessly through the streets, blasting his music and looking carefree.

CUT TO Travis’ car wrapped around a tree, police and paramedics gathered around.

SEAN (V.O. CONT.)
I was so devastated about losing one of my best friends that I didn’t realize that all of our income was in the trunk of his car.

CUT TO a policeman opening the trunk, finding the coke.

EXT. FUNERAL HOME – DAY

Exterior shot of funeral home. Long line of obvious criminals file in through the front door, dressed nicely, sporting tattoos.

CUT TO Sean giving the eulogy, Travis’ family sitting in the front row, crying.

CUT TO the grave, the casket being lowered into the ground. Sean stands next to Shannon, her arms around him.

SEAN (V.O. CONT.)
I lost my best friend and my income, the next thing to go was my girl.

INT. SEAN’S APARTMENT – NIGHT

Sean arrives home to find Shannon with a duffle bag, leaving a note on the kitchen table.

SEAN (greeting her with a kiss, which she deflects to land on her cheek)
Hey babe. What are you up to?

SHANNON
Sean, sit down. I need to talk to you.

SEAN
Oh, this can’t be good.

The two sit down on the couch, Shannon keeping her distance from Sean.

SHANNON
Sean, I need a break from you. From us, really.

SEAN
You mean you’re breaking up with me.

SHANNON
Yeah. I have to. I can’t do this anymore.

SEAN
You can’t do what?

SHANNON (visibly upset)
This. Any of this. I can’t sit up at night worried that you’re going to get jumped or arrested or even killed! I panic every time the doorbell rings because it could be someone else looking for money or drugs. It happened once, it could easily happen again. I don’t want what happened to Travis to happen to you, and I can’t wait around hoping that it won’t. I just can’t do it anymore.

SEAN (reaching for Shannon as she pulls away)
Babe, come on. I told you. This is only temporary while I get through school. I have no other way to support myself! My parents aren’t going to help me and I’m not going to be one of those losers who drives a cheap ass car and has ten roommates and two minimum wage jobs. It’s just not me, babe. It isn’t. Is…is there someone else? Some frat boy who works ten hours a week in the bookstore and spends his time with his loser friends at keggers?

SHANNON (standing up)
I can’t believe you would even ask me that. You…you were my first. There is no one else. There never has been. If you get your life straightened out, there never will be. I can’t do this anymore. I need to leave.

SEAN
Shannon, don’t go. We can figure this out. Come on! I’ve lost everything else, I can’t lose you, too.

SHANNON
I think you need to lose everything so you can see where this kind of life is going to lead you.

SEAN (V.O.)
After that, I just didn’t give a shit. My general attitude was, as we say in the IE, fuck all y’all.

EXT. STREET – NIGHT

Sean and Matt standing by Sean’s car, preparing to race. Sean and another driver each hand a thick roll of bills to a third guy, who pockets the money. Sean and Matt get into the car.

SEAN
This is going to be sweet.

MATT
Man, are you sure you wanna do this? I mean, after Travis and all?



SEAN
Travis was coked out. I’m clean and I’m in the mood to race. You wanna get out? Get out. Be a pussy. I don’t give a fuck right now.

Matt puts on his seat belt and looks nervous. The race begins and Sean immediately takes the lead. The speedometer creeps up to 90.

MATT
Man, you need to slow the fuck down. We’re either gonna get killed or busted. Fuck, man!

SEAN (laughing)
Don’t be a pussy. I got it under control.

Sean looks in the rearview mirror and sees flashing lights.

MATT
Aww, fuck man. I have a warrant, oh shit.

SEAN
Shut the fuck up. Quit being a pussy. Don’t make me throw you out of this car while it’s moving.

MATT
Just do what you gotta do.

Sean steps on the gas and leaves the police car in the dust.

CUT TO Sean’s apartment. The room is filled with partygoers and the music is blasting. Matt is hanging out with a group of guys, obviously telling a funny story. Sean is standing in a corner, smoking a joint and sharing it with two very attractive women. He takes each by the hand and leads them into the bedroom before shutting the door behind him.

CUT TO Sean knocking on the door of a house. An attractive woman in her thirties answers. She is well dressed and obviously wealthy. In the foyer, Sean exchanges a baggie for a wad of cash. She puts the cash in his hand, then clasps her own around it and pulls him toward her. Kissing him passionately, she leads him upstairs.

CUT TO Sean and Matt at a strip club, surrounded by strippers and putting bills into their g-strings.

CUT TO Sean at an auto parts store, picking out rims for his car.


EXT. JC FOOTBALL FIELD – DAY

Sean and the rest of the team line up for warm up drills. Once again, the rest of the team is huge compared to Sean.

CUT TO the locker room. Sean stands by the locker, putting on deodorant, obviously fresh from the shower. He glances surreptitiously at two players at the end of the row. One jabs a syringe into his leg while the other prepares a syringe for injection.

INT. SEAN’S APARTMENT – NIGHT

Sean sits in front of his computer, researching steroids. He speed-reads the words on the screen, mesmerized.

SEAN (V.O.)
Selling anabolic steroids is much less risk, though the demand is even greater than for weed or coke. My customer base? Meatheads that are easily found at the gym. But I wasn’t going to jump into this without doing my research. I had to know everything.
One thing I already knew was where to find it cheap. The hard part was getting it across the border.
EXT. TIJUANA – DAY

Sean and Matt are walking down a crowded street.

SEAN (V.O.)
I wouldn’t call myself a drug dealer, not really. I’m more of an entrepreneur, catering to supply and demand. It just so happens that what I supply is illegal.

Sean and Matt enter a pharmacy and speak to the clerk.

CLERK (heavy Mexican accent)
Hey man, what you looking for? Whatever you want, I got it.

SEAN
Anabolicos.

The clerk pulls small vials from the shelf and places them on the counter in front of Sean and Matt. Sean examines the vials closely.

SEAN (CONT.)
What is this shit? Look man, I want Deca, Winstrol and Dianabol.

CLERK
How much you want?

SEAN
Everything. Give me all the shit you got.


CUT TO Sean and Matt driving on the freeway, having just left Tijuana. Matt pulls up his pants leg and pulls out the ampules that are strapped to his legs.

INT. GYM – DAY

Sean is lifting weights at the gym. Music plays too loudly to hear any conversation. Two men approach Sean and he sits up. He nods in the affirmative and they walk away.

CUT TO the locker room. Sean is sitting on the bench, two other guys standing around him. Sean carefully trades the steroids for cash.

SEAN
Look guys, you have to do this just the way I tell you. (pulls out the syringe and ampule). You take this (holding up the syringe) and pop it in here (inserting the needle into the ampule). Draw this back and fill it up. Pull it out and flick the needle a couple of times so you don’t get any air bubbles. Then, just inject it into your leg. Who wants to go first? (holding out the filled syringe)


EXT. TEDDY’S HOUSE – NIGHT

Sean and Matt pull up to Teddy’s house, where a party has just ended. They get out of the car and work their way through the crowd on the lawn. In the middle of the crowd lies Teddy, having been shot in the shoulder.

SEAN (kneeling, his voice concerned)
Teddy, man. What the fuck happened?

TEDDY
Fucking Mondo.

Marlon and the rest of his blood gang pull up in an old Cadillac. Marlon gets out of the car and approaches Teddy and Sean.

MARLON
Who put a slug in your ass, man?

TEDDY
This fucking cholo Mondo

SEAN
I know where that fucker lives. That son of a bitch owes me money.

MARLON (lifts his shirt, displaying his gun tucked in his pants)
I got an extra piece in the car. Let’s roll on that fucker and light him up. What you say, dawg, you in?

SEAN
Oh hell yeah.


EXT. MONDO’S HOUSE – NIGHT

The Cadillac pulls up in front of Mondo’s house. From the car, they see Mondo and three other Mexicans sitting on the front porch, smoking cigarettes, drinking beer, and laughing. As soon as the car stops, all of the occupants of the car, including Sean, jump out and start shooting. When the shooting stops and the smoke clears, Mondo’s friends are lying dead and bloody on the porch. Mondo is lying in a pool of blood, still alive.

From the street, the sound of POLICE SIRENS

SEAN
We need to get the fuck out of here.

Sean and Marlon’s friends head for the car. Behind them, Marlon stands over Mondo and puts one last bullet in his head. Mondo’s body shakes, then goes still.

EXT. NIGHT

Sean, Marlon and Matt are leaving a club. They get into Marlon’s car and drive off.

SEAN
Wait a second. You know who lives out here?

MATT
Who?

SEAN
Manuel. That dude who robbed me. You guys up for a little bitchslapping?

MARLON
I hear that. Let’s get the fuck out of here.

CUT TO an apartment complex. Marlon’s car circles around. They pass a red Camaro where Manuel is leaning over the hood, working on it.

SEAN (V.O.)
I didn’t expect the fucker to be outside, working on his car in the middle of the night. Damned tweaker. Bad for him, good for me.

SEAN
That’s him, man. Go up a ways and park.

Sean, Matt and Marlon get out of the car, finishing up the beers they were drinking before going around to the trunk. Sean pulls out the tire iron and Matt grabs a knife. Sean hands Matt a canister of mace. The three walk up to the car. Matt taps Manuel on the back. Manuel turns around, startled. Matt sprays him full in the face with mace. Manuel screams and jumps back, furiously rubbing at his face. Sean pushes Matt out of the way and beats Manuel with the tire iron. Manuel tries to scurry around to the other side of the Camaro, but Matt catches him and stabs him twice in the side. Manuel screams.

MATT
Let’s get the fuck out of here.

Matt and Marlon run back to the car. Sean approaches Manuel and hits him in the face with the tire iron. Manuel’s scream is cut off before he can make much noise.



EXT. DAY – TIJUANA

Sean and Matt walk briskly through the streets of Tijuana, Mexico. They arrive at a pharmacy and approach the CLERK at the front counter.

SEAN
Give me the usual shit.

The clerk begins filling the counter with the ampules of steroids. Sean and Matt immediately drop their pants and begin strapping the ampules to the insides of their thighs. When they have finished, there are still two ampules on the counter.

SEAN
I still have some room around my ankles.

MATT
Careful, man. It’s a pretty easy place to check.

SEAN
Don’t worry about it, it’s not like they ever stop us.

EXT. DAY – U.S./MEXICO BORDER

Sean and Matt are waiting in line with several other people. The BORDER PATROL officers mostly wave everyone through. Sean and Travis reach the front of the line.

OFFICER
Identification, please.

Sean and Matt show their driver’s licenses to the officer.

OFFICER (CONT.)
Purpose of your visit today?

Sean and Matt glance at each other momentarily.

MATT
Just hanging out, officer. We’re on spring break.

OFFICER
That so? Where do you go to school?

MATT
Cal State Fullerton.

SEAN
Chaffee.

OFFICER
Boys, why don’t you empty out your pockets for me?

Sean and Matt comply, maintaining eye contact with the officer.

OFFICER (CONT.)
Now lift your pantlegs.

MATT
(lifting his pantlegs)
Come on, officer, we’re cool. Really.

OFFICER
(glancing at the long line waiting)
Okay, you’re free to go.


EXT. DAY – SEAN’S CAR

Sean is driving towards Tijuana, his music blasting, singing along. The PHONE RINGS.
It’s his agent, Harvey.

SEAN
You got good news for me?

HARVEY
(laughs)
News doesn’t get any better than this. Are you sitting down?

SEAN
Oh, yeah. I’m driving.

HARVEY
You might want to pull over.
SEAN
Oh, just tell me!

HARVEY
They loved you. They want you back for a screen test tomorrow at ten.

SEAN
Are you serious?

HARVEY
That’s not the best part. The best part is that they don’t want you for the role of Tom.

SEAN
How is that the best part? What, they want me for the deaf-mute extra?

HARVEY
(laughing)
No, that’s what I’m trying to tell you! They want you to screen test for Paul, the lead!


Sean pulls over to the side of the freeway and gets out of the car.

SEAN
You’re serious? You’re not bullshitting me?

HARVEY
I’m not bullshitting you. The director has big plans for you. Just between you and me, the screen test is just a formality. The role is yours.

SEAN
I can’t believe it. I can’t believe it. It’s finally happening for me.

HARVEY
It is, so enjoy it. Just make sure you get to the studio on time tomorrow. All you have to do is show up, not suck, and the lead is yours.

SEAN
Oh, I’ll be there. Thanks, Harv.

Sean closes his phone and puts it away. We see him from a distance, jumping up and down with his fist in the air.





INT. MEXICAN PHARMACY – NIGHT
Sean is loading up the steroids into his pants. He waves goodbye to Carlos, then to the clerk. He leaves the pharmacy and walks back to the border, where he passes through with ease. He arrives at his car and puts the steroids into a case in the trunk. As he walks around to the driver’s door, he hears a noise and turns around. It’s the clerk from the pharmacy.

CLERK
I’m glad I caught you before you left.

SEAN
Oh, did I forget something?

CLERK
Oh, yeah. Man, you forgot the most important thing of all.
(pulls out a gun and aims it at Sean)
You forgot that when you fuck with a Mexican, there are more of us just waiting to get back at you. Manuel was a piece of shit, but he was my cousin.

The clerk pulls the trigger and shoots Sean in the stomach. Sean grabs his stomach and falls to the ground. The clerk walks over and spits on him.

[Sean of the Thread]

Wasn't Testosterone Peam or something? Or a friend of his?

-K

I thought it was either Peam or Arkans fake account.

[Anebriated]

:( good times on PC. Need more of em.

[CrystalTears]

The clerk pulls the trigger and shoots Sean in the stomach. Sean grabs his stomach and falls to the ground. The clerk walks over and spits on him.
:lol: This was the only part I liked.

[Sean of the Thread]

She wasn't bad looking from what I remember. Unless my memory of her pictures is waaaaay off.


She had a busted up grill to start with... a real black n decker pecker wrecker.

[Sean of the Thread]

Hahaha Seany's script?

Hilarious.

[SpunGirl]

While the script is clearly based on Sean's AWESOME GANGSTA THUG LIFE, I find it sad that there's no scene in which he is playing GemStone or posting on a message board, banging the desk in frustration because no one believes that he has AN AWESOME RX7 or whatever.

-K

[Sean]

One of Peam's friends.

[Methais]

I forgot all about his l33t RX-7. lmao

[Anebriated]

Where is his letter to the writer where it sounds like hes trying to jump on the guys pole?

[SpunGirl]

That was found on some other forum or something, I think?

-K

[DeV]

She had a busted up grill to start with... a real black n decker pecker wrecker.
I never saw her grill, just her facial features.

[Sean]

She wasn't that ugly but she was a complete ho. Being passed around the PC like a joint isn't an endearing quality.

[CrystalTears]

Me: I think [he] slept with Beth.
Husband: Who hasn't?

[Anebriated]

It seems like there is always 2-3 PC members caught up with whoever the crazy chick of the month is.

[Sean]

Does that mean your husband boinked beth... in which case whens the last time you got tested for STDs?

On another note the thread with Bratt calling CPS to see if Jesae's parents broke the law amused me. And her truck of horse semen.

[SpunGirl]

WAIT WAIT, BRATT CALLED CPS ON JESAE'S PARENTS, WTF???

I just remember her crying about getting kicked out of beauty school or whatever it was for falsifying a time card, and she wanted to know if she could sue them.

-K

[CrystalTears]

Heh, no he hasn't, and neither have I for that matter. He just knew about her.

:lol: @ the Brattt/Shari incident.

[Sean]

She didn't call them ON her parents but she called them because she believed them to be in violation of the law and wanted to confirm.

But her calling them on her parents is a much better story. We should stick with that one.

[SpunGirl]

REMEMBER WHEN BOB SAID BRATTT HAD A MULLET AND SHE GOT RLY MAD.

-K

[Asha]

REMEMBER WHEN BOB SAID BRATTT HAD A MULLET AND SHE GOT RLY MAD.

-K

HAHAHAHAHAH
Perfection!

[Nieninque]

Remember when she had the photo of her mullett in the photo thread and took it down when certain peoples kept reminding her

[CrystalTears]

This thread is just begging for another PC outburst.

[Keller]

This thread is just begging for another PC outburst.

xtc should be posting again soon.

[Asha]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=110&highlight=gracy

That's the first thread I read and it was incredible

[SpunGirl]

The first post in that thread is the first post I ever made here.

I feel so proud.

-K

[SpunGirl]

This is minor in light of some of the other uproars we've had, but since it involved Methais, who started this thread, I thought I'd post it. This is Aemergin, Crackpot Extraordinaire, freaking out on someone complaining about his friend (and eventually telling the entire forum that we're retards).

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=4476

-K

[SpunGirl]

Okay, SRY, but that thread also reminded me of how Galleazzo spent like two years pretending he wasn't Bevan.

-K

[Tea & Strumpets]

Okay, SRY, but that thread also reminded me of how Galleazzo spent like two years pretending he wasn't Bevan.

-K


LOL. That was funny.

[Methais]

This is minor in light of some of the other uproars we've had, but since it involved Methais, who started this thread, I thought I'd post it. This is Aemergin, Crackpot Extraordinaire, freaking out on someone complaining about his friend (and eventually telling the entire forum that we're retards).

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=4476

-K

LMAO I forgot all about that thread and that fatass Aemergin. Good times.

Best post in the thread, from John:


Oh ya, also, i think Methais was right, if the dirty-cunt slut woulda thrown my ale out, i'd do the same thing, Methais doesnt have time to just waste makeing ales, he makes them for a reason, and she DIRECTLY disrespected him, in my opinion, she shoulda been shot in the head and had her tits cut off and glued to her eyes.

J.T

[Umpyr]

that movie script is the sorriest thing i have ever read

[SpunGirl]

Don't hate on Seanydigital, he's going to be a big Hollywood star someday and we're going to all be begging to be part of his inner circle.

That reminds me of the heckling that went on every time Chestlicker decided to post, about how she was smoochyfacing Seanydigital at Thrilla.

-K

[CrystalTears]

Chestlicker... :lol:

[Parkbandit]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Delivery-Boy-1.jpg

:nod:

[Apotheosis]

My top whatever: in no particular order


1 - Stanley cracking up & posting crazy shit

2 - Tamral beating up a h4x0r, threatening to kill his cat, start rumors that he's gay

3 - that one dude who claimed he could vote in Ireland

4 - Who could forget Warclaidhm's fun threads.

5 - That one canadian dude who ignores grammar/spelling


Honorable mentions:

Xyelin + Wheelchair lady, Klaive,

[Alfster]

Me: I think [he] slept with Beth.
Husband: Who hasn't?

Backlash and Wezas....who else slept with her?

[CrystalTears]

1 - Stanley cracking up & posting crazy shit
This unfortunately hasn't really changed.

2 - Tamral beating up a h4x0r, threatening to kill his cat, start rumors that he's gay I'm kinda hoping that due to his asshattery with that thread and "disappeared" because someone ran HIM over with their car. Um.. non-fatally.. of course.

3 - that one dude who claimed he could vote in Ireland I think it was England, actually. He was studying medicine in Ireland, IIRC. I hope those lab rats are okay.

Oh wait he's still around...

Queue a retarded remark in 3... 2...

4 - Who could forget Warclaidhm's fun threads. As much as he had issues, his weren't half as entertaining as the other people mentioned in this thread.

5 - That one canadian dude who ignores grammar/spelling OMG HE'S NOT CANADIAN! Forget that he lived in Canada, had citizenship in Canada as well, HE'S NOT CANADIAN!

Xyelin's wheelchair chick wasn't an uproar as it was just him retelling a really funny story.

:lol: It's times like this that I love the PC.

[Methais]

Don't hate on Seanydigital, he's going to be a big Hollywood star someday and we're going to all be begging to be part of his inner circle.

That reminds me of the heckling that went on every time Chestlicker decided to post, about how she was smoochyfacing Seanydigital at Thrilla.

-K

Wasn't there a thread about him being on some gay MTV show once?

[SpunGirl]

Backlash and Wezas....who else slept with her?

Peam

-K

[Alfster]

THAT'S ONLY 3

[CrystalTears]

Wasn't there a thread about him being on some gay MTV show once?
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=6999

[Sean]

I thought the thread about him being a character in Malibu's Most Wanted was pretty funny.

[Back]

All threads crying about moderating. Come to a free board, don’t volunteer, don’t pay then when you get called out for pulling an over-the-top asshole move you cry like a 3 year old who had their ice cream taken away.

[Sean of the Thread]

All threads crying about moderating. Come to a free board, don’t volunteer, don’t pay then when you get called out for pulling an over-the-top asshole move you cry like a 3 year old who had their ice cream taken away.

Rofl stfu.

Someone bringing up that you're peter in laws with Peam just got your panties in a bunch.

[Methais]

Or don't cry when people bitch about a mod's shitty/biased/over-the-top-Emeradan-like moderating.

[Nieninque]

THAT'S ONLY 3

There was another whose name I wont reveal out of respect for the poor bloke. He suffered enough already.

[TheSmooth1]

So what's this Betheny chick look like again? :D

EDIT: Backlash, too? That's fucking nasty, nevermind.

[Hulkein]

So what's this Betheny chick look like again? :D

Average facial bone structure, yellow teeth, straw-like greasy hair, loose body.

[TheSmooth1]

Should have expected as much. Why didn't I know about this? How long ago?

[Parkbandit]

So what's this Betheny chick look like again? :D

EDIT: Backlash, too? That's fucking nasty, nevermind.

Yea.. wasn't she the one that said Backlash was.. less that average below the belt?

[Blazing247]

Not sure that was a shocker to anyone.

[Sean of the Thread]

Yea.. wasn't she the one that said Backlash was.. less that average below the belt?

FFS don't start him crying again over that. He bitched and moaned to Harmnone for months last time.

[Alfster]

Not sure that was a shocker to anyone.

Not at all.

Certainly explains things :P

[Back]

You guys really need to get lives. :)

Just a little note here to say don’t believe everything you hear (read) especially here on the PC where making up shit and trying to achieve heroic h8er status is an every day occurence.

[TheSmooth1]

Where's the adamant defense at? NO IT'S NOT IT'S EIGHT INCHES!

I have a life. Just not today.

[Back]

Where's the adamant defense at? NO IT'S NOT IT'S EIGHT INCHES!

I have a life. Just not today.

rofl. Actually it was in reference to all kinds of crap being posted. At one point I gave a shit because I didn’t bring it here, someone else who wasn’t even involved did. My private life is off limits. I share what I want to share.

But now its ancient history, I have absolutely no regrets and don’t give two flying fucks what some members here think.

[Alfster]

IT's old news, but here's some golden threads to read through. I think this was where the first picture was posted.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=17567

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=17590

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=16961

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=18932

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=19465

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=20198

There's many, many more. The AIM thread has a ton of shit from around the same time. Also, PM for the pic if you want it.
tehehehe

[Parkbandit]

rofl. Actually it was in reference to all kinds of crap being posted. At one point I gave a shit because I didn’t bring it here, someone else who wasn’t even involved did. My private life is off limits. I share what I want to share.

But now its ancient history, I have absolutely no regrets and don’t give two flying fucks what some members here think.


Hey, Maimara called and she said try this:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/444.jpg

[Back]

Actually, thats not the way I heard it. :P But, suit yourself.

[Bobmuhthol]

Beth was an animal.

[TheEschaton]

Holy shit, first time I ever read SD's script, hahahaha.

Favorite part:



SEAN (reaching for Shannon as she pulls away)
Babe, come on. I told you. This is only temporary while I get through school. I have no other way to support myself! My parents aren’t going to help me and I’m not going to be one of those losers who drives a cheap ass car and has ten roommates and two minimum wage jobs. It’s just not me, babe. It isn’t. Is…is there someone else? Some frat boy who works ten hours a week in the bookstore and spends his time with his loser friends at keggers?


And then she gives him a chance to have the perfect life, if he just does it honestly, and he WON'T CAUSE OMFG HE DOESN'T WANNA HAVE A TOYOTA CAVALIER OR ROOMMATES.

hehehe...

My personal favorite poster was Tamral, because that guy was a crazy fuck and had a personal thing against me for some reason.

Oh, as for people who've slept with Beth, I feel like there's one more who hasn't been named, but I can't remember if I got it right. I'm pretty sure I do - another DC, Northern Virginia type person?

-TheE-

[SpunGirl]

I feel bad enough for the un-named Beth Conquest that I won't say who it is - though she was so mad when he kicked her to the curb that she told me "I hope he gets ball cancer and dies."

-K

[Sean of the Thread]

OMG IT'S NOT PUBLIC DON'T SAY OUR YOU'LL GET POINTS!

Luckily I really think the guy in question is a pretty decent dude. I'll refrain from dropping the name.



*Also don't post pictures that someone gave you of themselves in a bra unless you want lil napoleon to come crashing down you.

Especially when said person publicly quit the PC and had her accounts deleted closing in on almost two years ago.

[Sean]

I feel bad enough for the un-named Beth Conquest that I won't say who it is - though she was so mad when he kicked her to the curb that she told me "I hope he gets ball cancer and dies."

-K

Yea he's cool people. Although Alfster may have caused a divorce with his commentary.

[Alfster]

What'd I do?

[SpunGirl]

No, the person I'm thinking of isn't Wezas.

-K

[Sean of the Thread]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/BETH.jpg

[Alfster]

HAHAHAHahahahahahahahahhaha x 1000000

who got stuck with sloppy 4ths anyway?

My bet is on Wezas in the parking lot came last

[Methais]

OMG IT'S NOT PUBLIC DON'T SAY OUR YOU'LL GET POINTS!

So it's a friend of Ilvane's?

[Asha]

Just shout out random names till one of them suddenly shows up proper screaming the house down that they were drunk and didn't know what they were doing.

[Hulkein]

She actually doesn't look as bad as I made her out to be in that picture Sean2 posted. I guess it's because she actually got a shower and put on some makeup and is smiling with her mouth closed and you can't see her body.

[Parkbandit]

I actually like her. I think she's funny as shit.

And no, I wasn't the 4th.

[DeV]

I think she's cute and I remember her being funny as fuck most of the time. I could care less how many PC cocks she's stuffed.

[Sean]

I remember her being a raging bitch. OMG BIG BLACK DILDO LOLZ.

[CrystalTears]

I remember her being a raging bitch. OMG BIG BLACK DILDO LOLZ.
QFT

[Skeeter]

I always got along with her. Nothing bad to say.

Wasn't me either though.

[Alfster]

I hear number 4 = sergey

[crazymage]

wtf
no

I havent stuffed anyone on the PC (yet)!!

[Methais]

Except Haashek. :lol:

[SpunGirl]

To be truthful, Beth and I usually got along, too. What irritated me were her constant IMs crying about how bad her life was, how fucked up her shit was, and how unfair it all was... when it was almost always her own dumb fucking moves that got here there in the first place.

Oh, and wishing ball cancer on people.

-K

[CrystalTears]

Damn. :lol:

[Nieninque]

wtf
no

I havent stuffed anyone on the PC (yet)!!

Not through lack of trying

[Parkbandit]

wtf
no

I havent stuffed anyone (yet)!!


http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/40virgin.jpg

[crazymage]

I thought you'd never post a pic of yourself on here!

[crazymage]

Not through lack of trying

Dont worry i'll get the plane ticket soon!!

[SpunGirl]

Speaking of forum uproars, it might be time for me to pull out my tinfoil cat-hat picture again... depending on who gets wind of the Wezas discussion and whether or not there's another Conspiracy To Delete Shit About Guys Who Cheat On Their Pregnant Wives. Rarely have I ever seen HN so mad.

-K

[SpunGirl]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=22795

There it is.

-K

[Alfster]

Speaking of forum uproars, it might be time for me to pull out my tinfoil cat-hat picture again... depending on who gets wind of the Wezas discussion and whether or not there's another Conspiracy To Delete Shit About Guys Who Cheat On Their Pregnant Wives. Rarely have I ever seen HN so mad.

-K

OH NOEZ, HIS WIFE SHOULDN'T KNOW

Wezas should have known better :P

[SpunGirl]

You know...

I really understand that people make mistakes, and do things they'd rather were forgotten. But when you're talking about a situation where there is a REAL CHANCE of passing something disgusting on, it's better to fess up.

That, and the fact that if you want people to forget about it, don't sic HN on their ass the minute they make a post containing your mere NAME.

-K

[Keller]

I think I missed that whole escapade.

[Asha]

Fuck. Yeah so did I

[Hulkein]

So Wezas banged Maimara while his wife was pregnant and got caught? Or did he bang someone else then get caught?

[SpunGirl]

The way I heard it was the first bit, then his wife raided his computer and found stuff like hooha pictures, naughty emails, and these boards, and Wezas cried to HN, and HN was like DON'T TALK ABOUT WEZAS EVER AGAIN.

It annoyed me because HN is supposedly a big fan of people reaping the consequences of their actions, but she wanted to erase anything said about Wezas so he could avoid his wife being irate.

-K

PS Are we sure she was his wife? From what I can remember, he always called her his "girl."

[Stanley Burrell]

I miss Wezas' RETARDEDLY-AWESOME l33t photoshopping of me and Edaarin getting nipply :'(

[Hips]

I am shocked and appalled!

Of all the people to bang and get caught, while your wife/girlfriend/whatever is pregnant... I would have gone for someone a bit more attractive. :shrug:

[Tsa`ah]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=22795

There it is.

Na, that was Sean2's offshoot tantrum.

http://www.ehponline.org/docs/2005/113-2/crybaby.jpg

[SpunGirl]

Whatever, that's also the thread that resulted in MY PM from HN being like "Plz don't say Wezas anymore k?????"

-K

[Sean of the Thread]

Na, that was Sean2's offshoot tantrum.

http://www.ehponline.org/docs/2005/113-2/crybaby.jpg

Sorry to disappoint you little man but that was actually one of the biggest shows of retarded moderation in history here.

Read the thread if you need to be reminded... I know you're busy with your breakfast bar and all so you may have forgotten.

[Nieninque]

So that makes 5 Beth screwed

[SpunGirl]

Really? I thought Wezas, Peam, Backlash, + Poor Bloke only = 4. Who else??

-K

[Asha]

Sorry to disappoint you little man but that was actually that was one of the biggest shows of retarded moderation in history here.

Read the thread if you need to be reminded... I know you're busy with your breakfast bar and all you may have forgotten.

ROFL

[Nieninque]

Oh no...Wezas was one of the ones already mentioned...I thought he was a new one.

Back to 4

[SpunGirl]

Well, unless you count Wezas' wife as #5, being figuratively screwed.

LOL.

-K

[Asha]

Who the fuck is No. 5?!

[Methais]

We interrupt this thread for a random pwning:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/pwned.gif
Thank you.

[Back]

As far as I know its only three.

And let me ask this of any sexually active adult? How many of you stopped at two?

Uh huh. Thought so.

As I said earlier in this thread... don’t believe everything you hear (read).

[Back]

Bored and curious, what would you say was the biggest forum uproar ever on the PC?

EDIT: Link the thread for extra points.

1,000,000,000,000 points, bro.

You have effectivly boiled all the PC shit down into one topic.

For future reference...

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=26251

[SpunGirl]

That was creepy, Backlash. Don't do that evar again.

On another note, I somewhat agree with you. However.

How many people went to a college where there was a girl who fucked a ton of guys from the same dorm/frathouse/major? It's the same thing.

-K

[Back]

That was creepy, Backlash. Don't do that evar again.

On another note, I somewhat agree with you. However.

How many people went to a college where there was a girl who fucked a ton of guys from the same dorm/frathouse/major? It's the same thing.

-K

Like anyone didn’t bang 1 or 2 or more people in college.

Right!

The numbers here are being wayly exaggerated. And some people pile on shit that never even happend. People on a message board who were never involved.

Thats whats sad about you losers. Go fucking get laid and quit jerking off to bullshit.

[SpunGirl]

LOL. Temper!

-K

[Back]

Its not even about me.

I think Wezas has been thrown around enough and its just not feasible.

My own life aside, as a bachelor, I cannot concieve of why a man with a wife, a child, and another on the way would admit anything to a chat room.

I do know where that rumor came from though.

[Satira]

Oh my god. Are you fucking kidding me? Backlash just lost about a million respect points from me FOREVER.

[SpunGirl]

.

I do know where that rumor came from though.

OH RLY? That's convenient because I just TOLD YOU WHERE IT CAME FROM.







From the man himself. Beth told me like... two years ago? I PMd him and said, FYI, Beth is telling people she blew you. He replied and said "I know, wasn't that silly of me," etc.

K

So you are telling me you heard it first hand from both parties?

That is what I am telling you.

K

If he's full of shit, then they're telling the same "lie." That doesn't really make much sense. If I still had access to those PMs from 8/17, I would fucking post them right now.

And in case you were going to ask, I also heard about you firsthand (from her).

It's hard to paint everything as a rumor when it's coming from the horse's mouth.

K

Well, she told me he was full of shit. We are still on good terms. (beth and myself)

Either way, thats more on her than me.


-K, loves PMs

[Back]

Well, no one is stopping you.

Who was the one who outted Wezas?

[SpunGirl]

I'm not the only person Wezas discussed it with.

I'm not the only person Beth discussed it with.

It was discussed multiple times, apparently, except with his wife. I also know Wezas has spent a large part of his day IMing people like a bastard to try and stop us from talking about him (again!) If it were all retardation and rumor, then why would he care? No one tries to discredit the village idiot.

-K

[Back]

I'm not the only person Wezas discussed it with.

I'm not the only person Beth discussed it with.

It was discussed multiple times, apparently, except with his wife. I also know Wezas has spent a large part of his day IMing people like a bastard to try and stop us from talking about him (again!) If it were all retardation and rumor, then why would he care? No one tries to discredit the village idiot.

-K

I’ve heard otherwise, from the source.

Yeah yeah I know about the other two. But you all are going apeshit over bullshit.

[SpunGirl]

BlackBelushi [5:44 PM]: guess what
BlackBelushi [5:45 PM]: Wezas has been IM'n me alllll day
Jojobabee [5:45 PM]: Haaaaaaaaaaaahahaha RLY?
BlackBelushi [5:45 PM]: begging to make those threads stop
BlackBelushi [5:45 PM]: yes
Jojobabee [5:45 PM]: ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Jojobabee [5:45 PM]: Dude
BlackBelushi [5:45 PM]: I haven't heard from him in like a year
BlackBelushi [5:45 PM]: he says he was using his cell phone from the bathroom to contact me
BlackBelushi [5:45 PM]: so funny
Jojobabee [5:46 PM]: His fault for GETTING A BLOWJOB FROM BETH and then fucking letting people find out about it.
BlackBelushi [5:46 PM]: no kidding
BlackBelushi [5:47 PM]: the really really sad th ing is
BlackBelushi [5:47 PM]: that wezas wife is still stalking the boards for evidence after 9 months
BlackBelushi [5:47 PM]: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
Jojobabee [5:47 PM]: Hahahaha
Jojobabee [5:47 PM]: wtf
Jojobabee [5:47 PM]: It's obvious he did some shit he should not have
BlackBelushi [5:47 PM]: well yeah
Jojobabee [5:48 PM]: she needs to either a) forgive and forget or b) leave his punk ass
BlackBelushi [5:48 PM]: of which I happen to know about
BlackBelushi [5:48 PM]: forgive and forget is A
BlackBelushi [5:48 PM]: B is leave
BlackBelushi [5:48 PM]: c is him telling her believe me or stfu I don't care
BlackBelushi [5:48 PM]: as the great song goes
BlackBelushi [5:48 PM]: It wasn't me
Jojobabee [5:48 PM]: Haha
Jojobabee [5:48 PM]: WTF, has he just told her that it's all not true?
BlackBelushi [5:48 PM]: I have no idea
BlackBelushi [5:49 PM]: he sent me ims today asking me to leave a trail on the trhead
BlackBelushi [5:49 PM]: to make it look like it was only rumors
BlackBelushi [5:49 PM]: he said he's been frantically trying to reach HN over the posts
BlackBelushi [5:49 PM]: to no avai
BlackBelushi [5:49 PM]: I was like dude we ran her off
Jojobabee [5:49 PM]: HN is busy with serious shit
Jojobabee [5:49 PM]: She doesn't have time to deal with Wezas being a fucking crybaby
BlackBelushi [5:49 PM]: exactly
BlackBelushi [5:49 PM]: I told him to email kranar
BlackBelushi [5:49 PM]: maybe I"ll get more points
BlackBelushi [5:49 PM]: woot
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: seriously tho
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: 9 months
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: and HE still stalks the boards via cellphone
Jojobabee [5:50 PM]: gay.
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: and SHE still stalks the boards
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: looking for dirt
Jojobabee [5:50 PM]: wtf kind of marriage is that, srsly
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: crazy
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: a crazy one
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: scary too
Jojobabee [5:50 PM]: I don't stalk my husband's computer searching for shit
Jojobabee [5:50 PM]: I either trust him or I don't
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: me either
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: however I always check my wifes pockets
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: bad habit
Jojobabee [5:50 PM]: LOL
BlackBelushi [5:50 PM]: hah
BlackBelushi [5:51 PM]: usually to find money
BlackBelushi [5:51 PM]: but you never know whats in there
BlackBelushi [5:52 PM]: what's funny is the wezas posts keep coming
Jojobabee [5:52 PM]: Mhm
BlackBelushi [5:52 PM]: he's having a heartattack right now
BlackBelushi [5:53 PM]: MIA Wezas (3:37:57 PM): U back?
MIA Wezas signed off at 3:39:29 PM.
MIA Wezas signed on at 4:14:09 PM.
MIA Wezas signed off at 4:33:54 PM.
MIA Wezas signed on at 6:47:52 PM.
MIA Wezas signed off at 6:48:02 PM.
BlackBelushi [5:53 PM]: I never see him online
BlackBelushi [5:53 PM]: I have another whole paste of that
Jojobabee [5:53 PM]: Lawlcake.

Well, Backlash, it's nice to see that Wezas found another stooge.

-K

[Back]

Good for him. With a nice family and all.

You are not getting what I am saying. Typical.

[SpunGirl]

Nice. At what point did you decide you werent?

And when did you become biggest gossip evar?

I'm confused about why you feel the need to keep PMing me about this issue. Do you want to discuss it in PMs or on the board? Make up your mind. I answered you using both avenues; don't bother PMing me again.

And *you* are missing the point. It's not about idle gossip; it's about some asshat who can't keep it in his pants begging people not to post shit on the boards that he can't nut up and admit to his wife. I sure didn't like it when HN went all berserk about people even POSTING HIS NAME, and I knew what it was about then, too. Now that she's not around to protect her pet, he's panicking, and it's bullshit.

-K

[SpunGirl]

Jojobabee [10:34 PM]: Did Beth ever tell you that she blew Wezas?
Drew Can Not [10:45 PM]: Um kristin honey I knew about that a couple days after it happened. Yes she did.

OH NOES IT LOOKS LIKE DREW IS IN ON THE CONSPIRACY 2.

-K

[Asha]

Teeny peen!

[Back]

Teeny peen!

Fuck you Ash.

Anyway...


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http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/icons/icon1.gif Re: Disclosures
Quote:
Originally Posted by Backlash

Nice. At what point did you decide you werent?

And when did you become biggest gossip evar?


I'm confused about why you feel the need to keep PMing me about this issue. Do you want to discuss it in PMs or on the board? Make up your mind.

And *you* are missing the point. It's not about idle gossip; it's about some asshat who can't keep it in his pants begging people not to post shit on the boards that he can't nut up and admit to his wife. I sure didn't like it when HN went all berserk about people even POSTING HIS NAME, and I knew what it was about then, too. Now that she's not around to protect her pet, he's panicking, and it's bullshit.

-K[/quote]

Yeah, angry pesron.

[SpunGirl]

You're fucking stupid, I posted that like ten minutes ago.

What I'm confused about is what you're trying to do here. If Beth told you, as you claim, that Wezas was "full of shit," then that still means Wezas SAID IT. Other than a laugh, we don't care how many people Beth fucks. The issue is that Wezas is trying to cover his own ass through intermediaries, and bottom line, it's wrong.

-K

[Back]

You're fucking stupid, I posted that like ten minutes ago.

What I'm confused about is what you're trying to do here. If Beth told you, as you claim, that Wezas was "full of shit," then that still means Wezas SAID IT. Other than a laugh, we don't care how many people Beth fucks. The issue is that Wezas is trying to cover his own ass through intermediaries, and bottom line, it's wrong.

-K

No doubt. So are you full of shit?

Yep.

[SpunGirl]

Clearly you are just retarded. I hope Wezas is at least giving you some compensation for your time and effort.

-K

[Shalla]

I feel really guilty for not being able to stop myself from reading this thread. I know it's none of my business but..

Is anybody else shocked, appalled and entertained?

[Blazing247]

I am shocked and appalled!

Of all the people to bang and get caught, while your wife/girlfriend/whatever is pregnant... I would have gone for someone a bit more attractive. :shrug:


Just let me know when...



On a side note, someone please make a small dick/government conspiracy theory/insult a liberal thread so Backlash can depart this thread immediately as he is ruining some GOOD TIMES with his seriousness and made up words.

[Nieninque]

Fuck you Ash.

Anyway...


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http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/icons/icon1.gif Re: Disclosures
Quote:
Originally Posted by Backlash

Nice. At what point did you decide you werent?

And when did you become biggest gossip evar?


I'm confused about why you feel the need to keep PMing me about this issue. Do you want to discuss it in PMs or on the board? Make up your mind.

And *you* are missing the point. It's not about idle gossip; it's about some asshat who can't keep it in his pants begging people not to post shit on the boards that he can't nut up and admit to his wife. I sure didn't like it when HN went all berserk about people even POSTING HIS NAME, and I knew what it was about then, too. Now that she's not around to protect her pet, he's panicking, and it's bullshit.

-K

Yeah, angry pesron.[/QUOTE]

Hey Angry Pesron,

I thought you were of the opinion that posting private messages on a public forum is a douche move?

Hippo Hippo Hypocrite.

[Nieninque]

OK these threads were far from the biggest uproars, but they were pretty fun just the same.

Hounds of Rexxar Vs Carpe Diem (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=14436&highlight=negativo)

Where was Negativo 2 months ago (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=14698&highlight=negativo)

And those two led onto Toj's forum issues (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=14784&highlight=negativo)

[thefarmer]

I feel really guilty for not being able to stop myself from reading this thread. I know it's none of my business but..

Is anybody else shocked, appalled and entertained?

Guilty here too.

[Hips]

Just let me know when...


Is your wife pregnant? I refuse to do it unless she is!



I feel really guilty for not being able to stop myself from reading this thread. I know it's none of my business but..

Is anybody else shocked, appalled and entertained?


I think the only person *not* entertained is Wezas. And maybe Backlash.

[CrystalTears]

As far as I know its only three.
Deny, deny, deny.

And let me ask this of any sexually active adult? How many of you stopped at two? Oh yes because people you met at college or at a bar is completely the same thing as traveling and fucking someone you only read text from. You got me there.

The numbers here are being wayly exaggerated. And some people pile on shit that never even happend. People on a message board who were never involved.
No they're not being exaggerated. So far it's 4. Well technically 3 1/2 as after the blow he said no fucking way.

Thats whats sad about you losers. Go fucking get laid and quit jerking off to bullshit. You're just all pissy because it involves you too.

Its not even about me.
Deny, deny, deny.

I think Wezas has been thrown around enough and its just not feasible. Maybe you both should have kept your mojo in your pants rather than screw some internet chick who never could keep her mouth shut.

I do know where that rumor came from though. <in her best Arnold voice> It's not a rumor! Not at all!

Who was the one who outted Wezas?
Duh.. Wezas.

It's no so much that I care who Beth sleeps with. It's fucking AWE that it's all from the same place, where people fucking TALK! Where no one can keep their mouth shut, all of a sudden, this seems like a good place to get continually laid? Fucking please.

In a way I feel bad for Wezas because he has an untrusting spy for a wife. This type of eavesdropping would never fly in my household. Either you trust your spouse or you don't. This thing of looking at his private stash for over 8 months is frankly pathetic. One thing is trying to save your marriage, another is letting yourself get bent over to do it.

[Tsa`ah]

Whatever, that's also the thread that resulted in MY PM from HN being like "Plz don't say Wezas anymore k?????"


The point missed was simply this ... The details of the "incident" were not public knowledge. It's nothing Wezas came to the forum posting about. It lead to a bunch of hearsay and conjecture and really had no business on the forum. In fact, I don't believe it has any business being on the forum now unless Wezas, or his wife/GF, decide to make it public knowledge. Until then, it's nothing but people with too much energy to invest in other people's lives making an issue of something they really know nothing about.

The entire thread wasn't about moderation, but rather a few people crying over how they interpret the TOS and how an admin interpreted it. Sean2, always up to the task of being a douche, started a thread crying about it ... as douches like him are prone to do when they don't get their way and refuse to be accountable for their own actions.

So in short, this uproar was started by a skinned knee little bitch with an e-peen complex and very little ability in reading comprehension ... what more can one expect from the product of inbreeding?


Sorry to disappoint you little man but that was actually one of the biggest shows of retarded moderation in history here.

Read the thread if you need to be reminded... I know you're busy with your breakfast bar and all so you may have forgotten.

That of course is your take on it ... I would refer you to the above response to Spun, but I know it's a bit over your head. After all, you're still fixating on what you believe to be my physical attributes and occupation. Projecting one's own short comings is a pretty good sign of a brewing inferiority complex ... perhaps you should check into some good quality mental health care.

[CrystalTears]

The thread was about how TOS came into question when another thread that had not stated any private information to begin with, was given points for, even though the OP (Sean2) had asked a mod to have it deleted anyway.

So unless people came to these boards to discuss something, it can never be discussed? I swear to fucking God, if people don't start kicking people's butt when Emislity is accused of screwing every guy in Gemstone and other such similar bullshit, asses will be kicked. If it's public knowledge, and I mean that said people told other people, I see no reason to hide that information because now they're remorseful or regret what they did. Oh well, too fucking bad.

Talk about conjecture, hearsay and speaking of things you don't know anything about.

[Asha]

In a way I feel bad for Wezas because he has an untrusting spy for a wife.

In her shoes, I'd have been pretty glad I was untrusting.

[Tsa`ah]

The thread was about how TOS came into question when another thread that had not stated any private information to begin with, was given points for, even though the OP (Sean2) had asked a mod to have it deleted anyway.

Was the request before or after points were assessed? I don't know simply because I didn't care to follow a thread started by the poster child for Imbeciles United. However, you being a former mod on many levels ... and an Admin know all about how people paint targets on their backs and cry when they get their hands smacked. When you assume the role of a disruptive asshat, you're bound to get in trouble for the most trivial shit ... because people are tired of putting up with your trivial shit.


So unless people came to these boards to discuss something, it can never be discussed? I swear to fucking God, if people don't start kicking people's butt when Emislity is accused of screwing every guy in Gemstone and other such similar bullshit, asses will be kicked. If it's public knowledge, and I mean that said people told other people, I see no reason to hide that information because now they're remorseful or regret what they did. Oh well, too fucking bad.

Talk about conjecture, hearsay and speaking of things you don't know anything about.

You're comparing someone's observed actions in a game (pretty public) to someone's private life (not public).

I never paid attention to the whole ordeal because it seemed like a bunch of kids on the playground discussing sex when they heard about John and Sally holding hands.

I really don't see how you can defend a cry baby thread when you have had to deal with the same bitching and crying over things you have done in similar situations. You may not like HN, or even agree with how she handled it, but you yourself have been in similar situation with similar grade douche bags.

[Back]

Yeah, angry pesron.

Hey Angry Pesron,

I thought you were of the opinion that posting private messages on a public forum is a douche move?

Hippo Hippo Hypocrite.[/quote]

Very much of the opinion that its in terrible taste. I’ve been burned by that how many times now? If thats how people want to play I better play by those rules. I didn’t make them.

[Nieninque]

LOL...as I said.

Hypocrite.

[Back]

Clearly you are just retarded. I hope Wezas is at least giving you some compensation for your time and effort.

-K

Yep. Being involved in the situation and talking to other people who were involved makes what I know invalid in some way.

Whatever, DoucheGirl. With friends like you the world is a happy warm place.

[CrystalTears]

As far as I can remember, the request was before he was assesed points, as a mod knew of the situation and pointed it out to the rest of staff. If I know of the situation and you don't, why are you even questioning any of it? If it's so beneath you, why do you even care?

Yeah I had to deal with the same shit as an admin, but I never denied anything I did, and I did lots of stupid shit as an admin. I got called out on plenty of it, to which I would apologize for.

Sometimes these so-called cry baby threads have valid reasons behind them, regardless of how they are presented. They may not cause the desired effect of having someone removed from staff, but actions and behaviors DO change after that, whether people want to admit to it or not.

[Back]

LOL...as I said.

Hypocrite.

You should know. And seriously, how was my single posting of a PM any worse than what has been done to me?

I have all kinds of PMs I could post.

[Tsa`ah]

As far as I can remember, the request was before he was assesed points, as a mod knew of the situation and pointed it out to the rest of staff. If I know of the situation and you don't, why are you even questioning any of it? If it's so beneath you, why do you even care?

Yeah I had to deal with the same shit as an admin, but I never denied anything I did, and I did lots of stupid shit as an admin. I got called out on plenty of it, to which I would apologize for.

Sometimes these so-called cry baby threads have valid reasons behind them, regardless of how they are presented. They may not cause the desired effect of having someone removed from staff, but actions and behaviors DO change after that, whether people want to admit to it or not.

Hey I'm not arguing with you. I'm merely pointing out that there's a huge amount of shit that some people get away with and a huge amount of shit some people stir ... but when they get a spanking for something maybe they shouldn't have, well they'll cry the loudest. I have no sympathy nor do I care about claims of poor moderation or administration at that point. After all, when you shit your own bed ... well you're the one that has to sleep in it or find somewhere else to sleep.

Validity over a complaint loses validity when the person crying about it has a very piss poor track record.

[Nieninque]

You should know. And seriously, how was my single posting of a PM any worse than what has been done to me?

It wasnt, but when it happened you to you were stranded up there on the moral high ground. Nowadays it's ok for you to do it because it fits in with what you want to say.


I have all kinds of PMs I could post.

Go for it. I like a bit of entertainment.

[Back]

Deny, deny, deny.
Oh yes because people you met at college or at a bar is completely the same thing as traveling and fucking someone you only read text from. You got me there.

No they're not being exaggerated. So far it's 4. Well technically 3 1/2 as after the blow he said no fucking way.
You're just all pissy because it involves you too.

Deny, deny, deny.
Maybe you both should have kept your mojo in your pants rather than screw some internet chick who never could keep her mouth shut.
<in her best Arnold voice> It's not a rumor! Not at all!

Duh.. Wezas.

It's no so much that I care who Beth sleeps with. It's fucking AWE that it's all from the same place, where people fucking TALK! Where no one can keep their mouth shut, all of a sudden, this seems like a good place to get continually laid? Fucking please.

In a way I feel bad for Wezas because he has an untrusting spy for a wife. This type of eavesdropping would never fly in my household. Either you trust your spouse or you don't. This thing of looking at his private stash for over 8 months is frankly pathetic. One thing is trying to save your marriage, another is letting yourself get bent over to do it.

You feel bad for a guy who admits to the world that he fucks around on his wife and child? Obviously you have a messed up set of moral values.

And you belive everything you hear on the internet.

My whole point here is that you can all sit there and jibber jabber about all kinds of bullshit... and thats just what it is, bullshit on an internet forum. I happen to be involved in the real shit. Yes, an actual real live person who knows more than any of you. And I’m telling you, you all aren’t even half close to whats real.

[Back]

It wasnt, but when it happened you to you were stranded up there on the moral high ground. Nowadays it's ok for you to do it because it fits in with what you want to say.



Go for it. I like a bit of entertainment.

This is where I retain some amount of dignity. I’m done. I don’t like seeing myself hit your level. Laugh it up if thats what really makes you happy.

Everything about this screename is reactionary, not pre-emptive. Look it up.

[CrystalTears]

You feel bad for a guy who admits to the world that he fucks around on his wife and child? Obviously you have a messed up set of moral values.
Read where I said "kinda". He made a mistake, as though you're innocent and you've never made one. I just don't think the bullshit he's putting up with now is worth any of this.

And you belive everything you hear on the internet.
Yeah okay.

My whole point here is that you can all sit there and jibber jabber about all kinds of bullshit... and thats just what it is, bullshit on an internet forum. I happen to be involved in the real shit. Yes, an actual real live person who knows more than any of you. And I’m telling you, you all aren’t even half close to whats real.
Which part is bullshit, since you're so knowledgable?

[Nieninque]

This is where I retain some amount of dignity. I’m done. I don’t like seeing myself hit your level. Laugh it up if thats what really makes you happy.

Everything about this screename is reactionary, not pre-emptive. Look it up.

LOL@Sammy Sleaze.

[Back]

Read where I said "kinda". He made a mistake, as though you're innocent and you've never made one. I just don't think the bullshit he's putting up with now is worth any of this.

Yeah okay.

Which part is bullshit, since you're so knowledgable?

A few posts back I said it was not about me. Thats the truth. I’m a bachelor, no kids, no wife, no one to answer to but myself. My involvement is completely, entirely, without a doubt free of any kind of guilt, remorse, regret or shame.

I am the one person left on this board answering to the redonkulous bullshit thats being spread. Why would the one person who this does not affect in the least call people out on the bullshit? Because thats what it is and thats what I do. Reality check.

Fuck you if you think I’m giving up details. Fuck that. I’ve been burned enough to know NOT to say a fucking thing here. Fuck, I could blow your minds with what I know. Its not going to happen because I am not sinking to your level.

[CrystalTears]

Most of this has been about either Wezas or the list of people Beth has been with (which you are a part of). The wife bit was about Wezas, obviously.

Why call people on bullshit? Why let it perpetuate? Because it's easier to call people liars than to right the wrongs?

I never said to give up details. I said state what has been said that is bullshit. But if you'd rather just be pissed off, that's fine.

[TheEschaton]

Wow, this shit blew up overnight.

-TheE-

[Back]

Most of this has been about either Wezas or the list of people Beth has been with (which you are a part of). The wife bit was about Wezas, obviously.

Why call people on bullshit? Why let it perpetuate? Because it's easier to call people liars than to right the wrongs?

I never said to give up details. I said state what has been said that is bullshit. But if you'd rather just be pissed off, that's fine.

I’ve said it. You people aren’t even half right because you weren’t there and you just plain don‘t know. There is no way in hell I’m giving up any info because next thing I know someone with half a post count who joined yesterday is going to see fit to put it in thier sig. Sorry to bust up your little circle jerk.

[Keller]

Did Backlash really use the term "wayly"?


Did Backlash really just tell us we're internet losers?

Did Backlash really get drunk one night, alone, at his computer, flirt with Nien, and wayly fail?

Calling US internet losers is wayly wrong. Just my opinion.

[Marl]

excuse the interuption, just posting once in this legendary thread.
Please continue

:popcorn:

[Keller]

I could blow your minds with what I know.


I'm sure.

:yawn:

[CrystalTears]

I’ve said it. You people aren’t even half right because you weren’t there and you just plain don‘t know. There is no way in hell I’m giving up any info because next thing I know someone with half a post count who joined yesterday is going to see fit to put it in thier sig. Sorry to bust up your little circle jerk.
It's funny that we're the ones with the rumors when some of these people got the story from the sources, myself included. So continue to say we're all full of shit. According to you Wezas and Beth are spreading lies. I don't see how that's anyone's fault but theirs.

BTW, wanted to add...

You people aren’t even half right because you weren’t there... So it was a threesome then, since apparently you were. Thanks for the additional gossip. :tongue:

[Hulkein]

So Wezas blew Backlash and Maimara has a small penis?

[Back]

It's funny that we're the ones with the rumors when some of these people got the story from the sources, myself included. So continue to say we're all full of shit. According to you Wezas and Beth are spreading lies. I don't see how that's anyone's fault but theirs.

BTW, wanted to add...
So it was a threesome then, since apparently you were. Thanks for the additional gossip. :tongue:

Hey, thats what this thread is about, right? Oddly enough, mission accomplished. The real corruption in all of this has been exposed and I did not even name names. Carry on.

[crazymage]

Whew glad this turned away from me rather quickly!

[CrystalTears]

The real corruption in all of this has been exposed and I did not even name names.
According to this thread, the one doing most of the "exposing" is Beth.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Backlash


My whole point here is that you can all sit there and jibber jabber about all kinds of bullshit... and thats just what it is, bullshit on an internet forum. I happen to be involved in the real shit. Yes, an actual real live person who knows more than any of you. And I’m telling you, you all aren’t even half close to whats real.

The only thing you can actually speak on and know more than anyone else on when it comes to the topic at hand is your personal experience with Beth. If you want to declare that you never boned Beth thats your prerogative but really thats the only thing you can actually call bullshit on. You aren't Wezas or Beth so I don't see how you can possibly think you're in any better position than those who claim to have spoken to them to spout at whats truth or not.

[Parkbandit]

Oh my god. Are you fucking kidding me? Backlash just lost about a million respect points from me FOREVER.

You just lost a million respect points from me for thinking Backlash has any respect points left in the bank.

He's bankrupt in that account. NSF

[Satira]

ROFL.

[Methais]

Whew glad this turned away from me rather quickly!

We still know you and Haashek had an affair. :lol:

EDIT: This Wezas topic sucks, someone link a different uproar.

[Parkbandit]

Whew glad this turned away from me rather quickly!


yea.. wtf? I thought the 40 year old virgin pic would put a little laugh in your direction.. but Backlash had to come in a be a much bigger target.

It's fun watching him spin in the wind though.

:popcorn:

[CrystalTears]

I linked quite a few, Methais, but pulling attention away from Backlash's winky made him cry.

[Methais]

:(

[Sean]

While digging for some old posts I discovered this and thought it was worth mentioning. Apparently that old bastard Sean2 was alive and posting on the PC in 1969...

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=10595

[Sean]

To back up my previous claim that Thrilla at the Villa was an awesome thread I found the link. It has such gems as SeanyD vs Edge.. Jazuela getting punched in the face.. a cameo by Klaive and his ninja skills.. it has it all.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=168

[CrystalTears]

And here's the thread of Klaive's ex-girlfriends talking about him.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=1099

[Celephais]

While digging for some old posts I discovered this and thought it was worth mentioning. Apparently that old bastard Sean2 was alive and posting on the PC in 1969...

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=10595

Not sure if that's how he did it, but the old PC had a lot of security issues and was very easy to fuck w/ some stuff... I had "RPG Characters" and "Mood icons" that I uploaded myself.

[Drew]

While digging for some old posts I discovered this and thought it was worth mentioning. Apparently that old bastard Sean2 was alive and posting on the PC in 1969...

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=10595



Ahh, back in the day when we had to connect to the PC through the defense mainframe or the supercomputer at caltech. I remember spending several hours composing my punchcard so I could have 12 word argument with Backlash.

[Methais]

Not sure if that's how he did it, but the old PC had a lot of security issues and was very easy to fuck w/ some stuff

And now, it just crashes every 5 minutes.

[Umpyr]

With all this talk of trading blow for blow, taking it like a warrior and such, I'm curious how you all fight. It just sounds like you all stand toe-to-toe like boxers, circle each other, and just punch and that's it. Or you guys are acting like this is Fight Club where you beat each other up but have the honor of not disabling or crippling someone. If half those people simple broke the other guys arm or crushed their knee, they wouldn't be all bruised and black and blue as it would have been an easy fight, lol. Anyhow, does anyone wanna describe themselves in a simulated fight?

Well with me, there's no trading blow for blow. I don't fight like a boxer. I tend to rush in right away to disable the person's ability to throw punches since that's the most common way of fighting. If the person is lucky, they'll get one hit in when I rush but they usually don't since they react slow or I deflect the hit. I tend to rush in with my head tilted down (kind of like Cesaer Chavez) so the only way to hit me would be a hook as you would have to have lightning reflexes to get an uppercut off and any other type of hit would hurt like hell hitting my head and not my face. So that's mainly for protection.

And as I rush in, I have my hands moving around in a slapping motion (kind of like Steven Seagal does) as it's a defensive form for any oncoming blows which makes it even harder to get a hook off. You simply slap away the punch so they either miss big time and fly past or when it does hit, it's slides off like a boxer's vaselined up body. Also with the slapping and swiping motions, depending on the distance between the both of us, it gives me a chance to make a grab to grip the wrist of the hand that's throwing the punch in which case I lock up their wrist or whole arm and can then throw a few blows to their face or stomach for some one-armed fighting, force the guy down to the ground, break the arm if I hate the guy, or release and kick him in the butt to send him running forward head-first to the ground (to get a laugh, heh). Or if we're closer, I move in behind them and I lock up both their arms and wrap one of my legs around one of theirs to take them down so they fall face down, and then I go to town on them.

And then for a guy much bigger than me, I simply just kick them in the knee so it bends inwards and breaks. Or if they reacted to it, it won't break but it'll still hurt and make them come down in a half-buckle. And once they lower their body from the hit, I make a swiping, angled hook so my knuckle connects to their temple which will usually knock them out and if not, I do it again.

But of course, that's all just an example of what usually happens. Things are/can be different depending on various factors but that's how a fight usually is with me since most people tend to fight the same way.

So what's a fight normally like for everyone else? Do you mainly box like little homies and kick people once they're down, look for the nearest blunt/sharp object to use, do you rush in and wrestle or grapple, know an offensive/defensive discipline, go berserk and just start swinging madly, lol, or what? lol

- N


That is the most idiotic, asinine, crock of shit ive ever laid eyes on

[Drew]

And here's the thread of Klaive's ex-girlfriends talking about him.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=1099

Now that was an epic thread. From that thread:



By the way, I haven't retreated. I'm actually trying to find out if you can press charges and/or sue those who slander you with things that are completely untrue online. I know who Debbie and Sasha are IRL, so maybe something can be done to them (although they have nothing to take... HA).

But I don't even know this &quot;Amber&quot; person and I'm not quite sure why she would write a post like that about me. It's like Sasha finally decided she didn't like me, so she teamed up with Debbie to try to make me look bad.

Meanwhile, some random chick got involved with them somehow and so they wrote out seperate emails and planned what they'd write and when they'd write it.


Apparently not. But I've shared these posts with my mother (who is very hurt that you would do this by the way, Sasha) and we have decided to contact a lawyer about them. If something can be done, we will do them. I'm actually glad that my deleting the thread didn't eliminate those posts, I can prove before a judge that 90% of what was said there was a total lie.




Man that's just a special variety of stupid we don't get on the boards much lately.

[Blazing247]

The only thing you can actually speak on and know more than anyone else on when it comes to the topic at hand is your personal experience with Beth. If you want to declare that you never boned Beth thats your prerogative but really thats the only thing you can actually call bullshit on. You aren't Wezas or Beth so I don't see how you can possibly think you're in any better position than those who claim to have spoken to them to spout at whats truth or not.

Backlash, Certified Vagina-Stain DNA Tester? I think that debuts next Friday on Fox.

Backlash- "Beth, is that some Wezas I see on your right labia? I'm going to have to go in for a closer look, let me arm my microscopic exploratory penis and put on my robe and wizard's hat."

Need some in ur vagina pics.

[Sean]

I guess you Didn't get to this part yet...


Originally Posted by Klaive
In response to your inquiry, I fight dirty. I've taken Universal Karate for virtually all my life and Ninpo since I was 8 years old. I have excellent technique and am confident that I could fairly decimate 98% of the global population if I went one on one with them. However, I don't fight fairly. When I fight, I fight to maim, mutilate, disable or kill. I will pick up nearby bricks and smash your skull in. I'll bite the hell out of you if you don't have AIDS or SARS. My favorite area to strike is the groin, and if I can find tools to help me out, I'll use them.

Don't fight me in your back yard. I'll sever your pride and joy with hedge clippers and introduce your face to my hoe. :P

But as for purely physical fighting style, Ninpo teaches me to evade and absorb what I can't evade. It's semi-acrobatic and very leverage vs. reach intensive. Tumbles and the occasional gymnastic maneuver is combined with holds, grapples or blocks to gain a better position. When being pummeled (bad enough to be unable to block well), Ninpo teaches to turtle up and exhale completely, causing the blows to do far less damage. When the opponent is winded, a firm knife hand to the throat followed by a swift strike to the temple should put them down at very least. And if it doesn't, the knife hand movement (step in, foot behind their ankle) puts you in optimal position to drop them anyway. Once they're down, it is best to coup de grace. One foot on the cheek and the other on their shoulder can be utilized to snap or fracture their neck. If they have strong necks or just extremely flexible neck tendons, you can kick them in the temple or leap onto their throat to crush it. The nose is also a good target for stomping.

But if I don't want to kill someone (usually the case as I've never had a fight serious enough to kill anyone), I'll just give them a firm nut kick or eye strike. I'm also fond of leaping onto their stomachs, this isn't as fun as the others, but it incapacitates them for a while (knocking the wind out of them). And gives you plenty of time to gloat, leave your business card behind for them and vanish without a trace.

- --[ Kage/Klaive/Darien ]-- -

[Drew]

Bahahahahahaha, I had forgotten about that and given up on the thread before I got to it.

[Umpyr]

I guess you Didn't get to this part yet...

Haha no, I hadn't reached that part yet. But, while ridiculous, I think neildon's post was said with more sincerity than Klaive's. Nobody does gymnastic tumbles or acrobatics or god damn coup-de-graces in a fight.

[Blazing247]

Haha no, I hadn't reached that part yet. But, while ridiculous, I think neildon's post was said with more sincerity than Klaive's. Nobody does gymnastic tumbles or acrobatics or god damn coup-de-graces in a fight.

WHAT!?! You mean real fights aren't like West Side Story?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7258661933098689676&q=west+side+story+fight&total=160&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=8

[Methais]

Originally Posted by Klaive
In response to your inquiry, I fight dirty. I've taken Universal Karate for virtually all my life and Ninpo since I was 8 years old. I have excellent technique and am confident that I could fairly decimate 98% of the global population if I went one on one with them. However, I don't fight fairly. When I fight, I fight to maim, mutilate, disable or kill. I will pick up nearby bricks and smash your skull in. I'll bite the hell out of you if you don't have AIDS or SARS. My favorite area to strike is the groin, and if I can find tools to help me out, I'll use them.

Don't fight me in your back yard. I'll sever your pride and joy with hedge clippers and introduce your face to my hoe. :P

But as for purely physical fighting style, Ninpo teaches me to evade and absorb what I can't evade. It's semi-acrobatic and very leverage vs. reach intensive. Tumbles and the occasional gymnastic maneuver is combined with holds, grapples or blocks to gain a better position. When being pummeled (bad enough to be unable to block well), Ninpo teaches to turtle up and exhale completely, causing the blows to do far less damage. When the opponent is winded, a firm knife hand to the throat followed by a swift strike to the temple should put them down at very least. And if it doesn't, the knife hand movement (step in, foot behind their ankle) puts you in optimal position to drop them anyway. Once they're down, it is best to coup de grace. One foot on the cheek and the other on their shoulder can be utilized to snap or fracture their neck. If they have strong necks or just extremely flexible neck tendons, you can kick them in the temple or leap onto their throat to crush it. The nose is also a good target for stomping.

But if I don't want to kill someone (usually the case as I've never had a fight serious enough to kill anyone), I'll just give them a firm nut kick or eye strike. I'm also fond of leaping onto their stomachs, this isn't as fun as the others, but it incapacitates them for a while (knocking the wind out of them). And gives you plenty of time to gloat, leave your business card behind for them and vanish without a trace.

- --[ Kage/Klaive/Darien ]-- -

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry.

EDIT: Happy now, assfuckers?