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Atlanteax
07-27-2007, 01:48 PM
I was "web surfing" and came across this some-what dated article...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/study_many_americans_too_fat_to

CrystalTears
07-27-2007, 01:49 PM
:lol:

Celephais
07-27-2007, 02:09 PM
I read some article yesterday about a study that concluded that obesity is contagious... if your friends get fat, you have a much higher chance of getting fat.

That said, the onion rules.

Gan
07-27-2007, 02:12 PM
Thats it!

The "ITS YOUR FAULT I'M FAT!!!" excuse is now official.

Stanley Burrell
07-27-2007, 02:15 PM
I read some article yesterday about a study that concluded that obesity is contagious... if your friends get fat, you have a much higher chance of getting fat.

That said, the onion rules.

That was on the Times front page yesterday (which makes sense to me, as the more healthy your immediate circle of friends and family are, the more you, as the glutton, stand out like a really, really fat thumb [not even including the swelling.])

Well... Onion rules indeed. What a calamity of having become too winded to cut the other wrist :(

/Darkhumor

Artha
07-27-2007, 02:31 PM
I read some article yesterday about a study that concluded that obesity is contagious... if your friends get fat, you have a much higher chance of getting fat.
Too bad it doesn't work in the opposite way. Then that ugly girl every group of girls has around wouldn't be too bad.

Skeeter
07-27-2007, 02:40 PM
but who would you date then Artha?

Artha
07-27-2007, 02:45 PM
I'd probably just call your mom up on pay day and shell out the $45.

Sean of the Thread
07-27-2007, 03:03 PM
That was on the Times front page yesterday (which makes sense to me, as the more healthy your immediate circle of friends and family are, the more you, as the glutton, stand out like a really, really fat thumb [not even including the swelling.])

Well... Onion rules indeed. What a calamity of having become too winded to cut the other wrist :(

/Darkhumor

Lol it didn't make the front page here at least. NY TIMES SUCK.