MJ Jokes (post them all even the real bad ones) [Archive]

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theotherjohn

11-25-2003, 10:19 PM

What is the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?

One is white and dangerous to childern. The other is used to carry out groceries

Chelle

11-25-2003, 10:23 PM

How do you know when it is midnight at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

GarrsSoul

11-25-2003, 11:19 PM

Why did MJ go to Wal-Mart?

He heard that boys pants were half off.

Kitsun

11-25-2003, 11:22 PM

Here's a funny...

11-26-2003, 12:13 AM

Whats is the diffrence between Neil Armstong and Michael jackson?

Niel Armstrong was the first to walk on the :moon"

MJ sleeps with little boys

Wezas

11-26-2003, 12:26 AM

One that I've heard all over the radio:

What's black and comes in little white cans?

<self explanitory>

JustMe

11-26-2003, 01:20 AM

I still don't get that one.

Kitsun

11-26-2003, 01:29 AM

I didn't either...

Weedmage Princess

11-26-2003, 01:39 AM

A beautiful White woman? There's nothing beautiful about him..heh. His face looks like an animated skull.

AnticorRifling

11-26-2003, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by JustMe
I still don't get that one.

Let me explain....

the word can is often used to refer to the buttocks or ass if you will. The word comes well that is showing that it arrives in but when spoken it could often be heard as the act of ejaculating. So instead of thinking of say a can of soda you should be thinking of MJ doing the prision waltz with a child (hence small can/little ass)

It loses something when you have to break it down but hey we all don't have our minds in the gutter.