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Fatali
07-20-2007, 11:02 PM
For those interested, I got ahold of Michelous in game and let him have a chance at killing my Paladin like he claimed he could've.

>cli boul
You climb a towering boulder.
[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
You notice a dark cloud and a weathered monir box.
Also here: a stunned Lord Liaro
Obvious paths: down
Michaelous followed.
>
.1

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
sign of striking
sign of smiting

[Script finished!]
You grip your vultite warlance with renewed vigor!
Sign of Striking (Striking) starts for 10m 20s. [+5AS]
>You grip your vultite warlance with renewed vigor!
Sign of Smiting (Smiting) starts for 10m 20s. [+10AS]
>
A quiet wind disperses the dark cloud.
>
.2

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
sign of swords

[Script finished!]
>You grip your vultite warlance with renewed vigor!
Sign of Swords (Swords) starts for 10m 20s. [+20AS]
>
.3

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
sign of warding
sign of defending

[Script finished!]
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
Sign of Warding (Warding) starts for 10m 20s. [+5DS]
>Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
Sign of Defending (Defending) starts for 10m 20s. [+10DS]
>
.4

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
sign of shields

[Script finished!]
Your dancing fingers weave a web of protection around you!
Sign of Shields (Shields) starts for 10m 20s. [+20DS]
>l
[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
You notice a weathered monir box.
Also here: Michaelous, a stunned Lord Liaro
Obvious paths: down
>
Liaro picks up a weathered monir box.
>
Michaelous begins chuckling at Liaro!
>'liaro
You squeakily say, "Liaro."
>'wana count for us
You squeakily say, "Wana count for us."
>
Speaking to Liaro, Michaelous asks, "You ok?"
>l
Liaro raises an eyebrow.
>
[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]

Also here: Michaelous, Lord Liaro
Obvious paths: down
>
Liaro says, "I'll be okay."
>get half
You already have that.
>
Liaro smiles.
>'will you count down for us?
You squeakily ask, "Will you count down for us?"
>
Michaelous concentrates deeply for a moment.
>'we're gona duel
You squeakily say, "We're gona duel."
>
Liaro put a weathered monir box in his spidersilk backpack.
>
Liaro says, "Sure."
>1603
Voodoo '1603' to 'INCANT 1603'.
You trace a simple symbol as you reverently call on your patron in the prayer for Faith's Clarity...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
Faith's Clarity (1603) starts for 30s.
The divine power grants you lucid understanding of the spiritual and you become much more clearly focused.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Liaro asks, "You two ready?"
>'yea
>
You squeakily say, "Yea."
>
.surge

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
cman surge

[Script finished!]
Surge of Strength (surge) starts for 1m 30s. [+6Str]
You focus deep within yourself, searching for untapped sources of strength.
You feel a great deal stronger.
>Michaelous nods.
>
Liaro nods.
>
Liaro says, "On three."
>
* Kashina just bit the dust!
>
Liaro says, "One."
>
Liaro says, "Two."
>
Liaro says, "Three."
>1615 mich
Voodoo '1615 mich' to 'PREPARE 1615', 'CAST AT mich'.
You motion forcefully as you confidently call on your patron in the invocation for Divine Strike...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Michaelous.
Spell Faith's Clarity (1603) ended.
Your sense of clarity fades.
A pillar of dusky silver radiance manifests around Michaelous.
CS: +268 - TD: +305 + CvA: -21 + d100: +21 - +5 == -42
Warded off!
With a faint flicker, the dusky silver radiance fades away.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Michaelous just opened a floor-length suede longcoat fastened across the front with iron-buckled straps.
>
Michaelous removes a blue crystal from in his suede longcoat.
>
Michaelous rubs a blue crystal in his hand.
An invisible force guides Michaelous.
>
Michaelous put a blue crystal in his suede longcoat.
>
Michaelous just closed a floor-length suede longcoat fastened across the front with iron-buckled straps.
>
.feint mich

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
stance off
cman feint mich

[Script finished!]
You are now in an offensive stance.
>Wait 1 seconds.
>
.def

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
stance defensive

[Script finished!]
>You are now in a defensive stance.
>l
[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]

Also here: Michaelous, Lord Liaro
Obvious paths: down
>
Michaelous rubs his vial of quicksilver.
Michaelous begins moving faster than you thought possible.
>
.feint mich

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
stance off
cman feint mich

[Script finished!]
You are now in an offensive stance.
>[Roll result: 142 (open d100: 70) Bonus: 10]
You feint low, Michaelous buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
.k mich

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
[Script]>stance off
kill mich

[Script finished!]
You are now in an offensive stance.
>You thrust with a skull-inset vultite warlance at Michaelous!
AS: +420 vs DS: +352 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +91 = +191
... and hit for 19 points of damage!
Strike pierces upper arm!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
Michaelous swings a ruby-hilted blue vultite claidhmore at you!
You evade the attack by inches!
>
.def

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]

[Script aborted.]
Michaelous swings a ruby-hilted blue vultite claidhmore at you!
AS: +436 vs DS: +274 with AvD: +35 + 40 + d60 roll: +5 = +242
... and hits for 43 points of damage!
Quick, hard slash to your right arm!
*CRACK*
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
The guiding force leaves Michaelous.
>
.k mich

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
stance off
kill mich

[Script finished!]
>You are still stunned.
>
You are still stunned.
>bes
You beseech Gosaena for some divine assistance.
Your petition to Gosaena has been heard and you feel a renewed freedom as a restricting force is abolished from you.
You are no longer stunned.
>
.def

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
stance defensive

[Script finished!]
You are now in a defensive stance.
>l
[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]

Also here: Michaelous, Lord Liaro
Obvious paths: down
>
Michaelous swings a ruby-hilted blue vultite claidhmore at you!
You gracefully avoid the attack!
>1615 mich
Voodoo '1615 mich' to 'PREPARE 1615', 'CAST AT mich'.
You motion forcefully as you confidently call on your patron in the invocation for Divine Strike...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Michaelous.
A pillar of dusky silver radiance manifests around Michaelous.
CS: +268 - TD: +305 + CvA: -21 + d100: +40 - +5 == -23
Warded off!
With a faint flicker, the dusky silver radiance fades away.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>'you're spelled to the brim
Michaelous swings a ruby-hilted blue vultite claidhmore at you!
You move at the last moment to evade the attack!
>
You squeakily say, "You're spelled to the brim."
>'yea right
You squeakily say, "Yea right."
>
* Dewor just bit the dust!
>chuc mich
>
Michaelous swings a ruby-hilted blue vultite claidhmore at you!
AS: +411 vs DS: +404 with AvD: +35 + 40 + d60 roll: +10 = +92
A clean miss.
>
You chuckle at Michaelous.
>
.k

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
stance off
kill

[Script finished!]
You are now in an offensive stance.
>You thrust with a skull-inset vultite warlance at Michaelous!
AS: +420 vs DS: +212 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +8 = +248
... and hit for 31 points of damage!
Beautiful head shot!
That ear will be missed!
He is stunned!

** Your vultite warlance pulses with a burst of plasma energy! **

... 30 points of damage!
Muscle blasted away from Michaelous's arm exposing scorched bone!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
You hear a loud *POP* come from Michaelous's muscles!
Michaelous lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!
>
.k

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
Michaelous shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth!
The berserker's rage leaves Michaelous's eyes.
[Script]>stance off
kill

[Script finished!]
>You are now in an offensive stance.
>
You thrust with a skull-inset vultite warlance at Michaelous!
AS: +420 vs DS: +180 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +69 = +341
... and hit for 44 points of damage!
Large gash to the right arm, several muscles torn.
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
.k mich

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
[Script]>

[Script aborted.]
>
.k

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
[Script]>stance off
kill

[Script finished!]
You are now in an offensive stance.
>You thrust with a skull-inset vultite warlance at Michaelous!
AS: +420 vs DS: +159 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +11 = +304
... and hit for 44 points of damage!
Right kneecap smashed into pulp.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
.k

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
[Script]>stance off
kill

[Script finished!]
>You are now in an offensive stance.
>
Some studded invar shin guards partially deflect the onslaught of the puncture attack.
You thrust with a skull-inset vultite warlance at Michaelous!
AS: +420 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +78 = +427
... and hit for 51 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
.k

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
[Script]>
Michaelous makes a faint wheezing sound.
[Script]>
Michaelous makes a faint wheezing sound.
[Script]>stance off
kill

[Script finished!]
You are now in an offensive stance.
>A mantled invar-plated helm with a single ruby tear on the cheek partially deflects the onslaught of the crushing attack.
You thrust with a skull-inset vultite warlance at Michaelous!
AS: +420 vs DS: +151 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +26 = +327
... and hit for 38 points of damage!
You broke Michaelous's nose!

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The very powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The white light leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The opalescent aura fades from around Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Michaelous.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
* Michaelous just bit the dust!
>cackle
>
You cackle!
>
Michaelous gives a ghostly chuckle.
>
.def

[Press the ESCape key to abort script.]
[Script]>stance defensive

[Script finished!]
>l
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]

Also here: the body of Michaelous (prone), Lord Liaro
Obvious paths: down
>'I'll warp you to Volkn
You squeakily say, "I'll warp you to Volkn."
>cough
You cough.
>'voln
You squeakily say, "Voln."
>get flask
>
You remove a white flask from in your jam-stained cloak.
>pour flask in mich
You force Michaelous's mouth open, and pour in a small amount from your white flask.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Michaelous, then fades into the body.
You have 2 doses left.
>put flask in cloak
You put a white flask in your jam-stained cloak.
>hol mich
You reach down and tenderly cradle Michaelous's lifeless hand in yours.
>1620 mich
Voodoo '1620 mich' to 'PREPARE 1620', 'CAST AT mich'.
>
You trace a simple symbol as you reverently call on your patron in the prayer for Aid the Fallen...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Michaelous.
A radiant silver beacon encompassed by a translucent green corona rapidly descends from above, striking Michaelous in the chest. It soon expands to encompass his entire body before finally beginning to wane. The beacon shines brightly one last time and tapers into nonexistence, taking Michaelous with it.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)

He has a completely severed right arm, a fractured and bleeding left arm, a fractured and bleeding right leg, a fractured and bleeding left leg, minor cuts and bruises on his abdominal area, and severe head trauma and bleeding from the ears.
He is bleeding badly from the head, from the right arm, from the left leg, from the right leg, and slightly from the left arm.

Sean of the Thread
07-20-2007, 11:10 PM
The wheels on the tard' bus go round and round...

TheEschaton
07-20-2007, 11:15 PM
For those interested...

And that's where you lost everyone...

Ignot
07-21-2007, 12:47 AM
You get no love on these boards.

TheSmooth1
07-21-2007, 06:24 AM
Do you know what a macro is? Curious.

Drisco
07-21-2007, 10:58 AM
I've never seen so many useless scripts in my life.

FinisWolf
07-21-2007, 03:04 PM
I've never seen so many useless scripts in my life.


And..., yet..., now you have.

Finis

Makkah
07-21-2007, 03:21 PM
('tard)

Ignot
07-21-2007, 05:27 PM
i think the use of scripts is awesome. I mean .DEF? what a freakin great idea! instead of hitting stance defense or clicking the defense button on stormfront or making a macro or something i just have to punch in .def.

I already started traveling with scripts like this now. For example .N = n, .E = e, or .NW = nw. Its been so easy since i have read this long and useless thread. thank you!

Drisco
07-21-2007, 09:23 PM
ahahahaha

AestheticDeath
07-21-2007, 09:30 PM
Eh he is probably new, give him a break!

And show him all your macros and scripts so he can use them.

Drisco
07-22-2007, 10:41 AM
New? Look at his CS he has to be at least past Lord, which by this time you should have a little, if not a lot of info on how the Macro/Script/ and Overall Understanding of how the Mechanics of the game work.

Khariz
07-22-2007, 01:15 PM
He's actually played the game for quite a long time. I am aware of who he has been for years and years.

He's probably just lazy like me. I actually have scripts tied to some of my macros as nutty as that sounds, which is likely what he is doing. For example, I have a macro that runs a script to check which weapon I have in my hand, and then cycle to the appropriate weapon by stowing that one and grabbing another, according to the type of critter I'm facing. I don't actually type out .swap, but my macro does.

Now granted, I can't rationalize macros running scripts for one step processes like kill and stance def, where it's only one command anyway, but hey, to each his own.

Alfster
07-22-2007, 01:18 PM
Wasn't scrumples sold not to long ago?

Khariz
07-22-2007, 01:51 PM
I'm talking about the player, not the character. I have no idea about Scrumples.

Alfster
07-22-2007, 01:56 PM
Oh, gotcha.

Michaelous
07-22-2007, 08:36 PM
too bad i wont be facing you in the offical gladiotorial guild one vs one basis, since your like 20 trains above me! ergo i will pwn anyone within 10 trains of me!! and i got a 300k reward if ye can

Warriorbird
07-22-2007, 09:01 PM
Which translates to "I've got lots of spells on!"

Khariz
07-22-2007, 10:22 PM
Which translates to "I've got lots of spells on!"

In his case its that and hundreds of millions of gear on.

Bhuryn
07-31-2007, 09:48 AM
You still owe me 300k Mich =)

Drisco
07-31-2007, 10:00 AM
heheh pwned

AestheticDeath
07-31-2007, 07:22 PM
* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
The very powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The white light leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The opalescent aura fades from around Michaelous.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Michaelous.
Roundtime: 5 sec.


Thats absurd man. I would expect that if you were trying to kill/ambush someone. But not in a 'fair' duel.

And what kind of gear is he using?

And as close as you seem to be to getting banned Mich, I would seriously consider selling the gear before it happens. :)

thefarmer
08-01-2007, 08:00 AM
If I remember right he's got some expensive TD bonus plate, that Kai encumbrance belt (which while expensive, isn't that special), further weighted 5x claid, and I think some other assorted expensive trinkets.

Asha
08-01-2007, 09:08 AM
And as close as you seem to be to getting banned Mich, I would seriously consider selling the gear before it happens. :)

Hah I was thinking exactly the same thing.
Doesn't all 'property' on the character remain Simu's, so they can just whip it off him then chuck him forever? I'd rather that happened.

Khariz
08-01-2007, 05:03 PM
I've offered him by PM to buy the claid for real life cash before he perma-bans himself. That offer stands indefinately.

Methais
08-01-2007, 05:11 PM
And that's where you lost everyone...

/thread

Khariz
08-01-2007, 05:18 PM
Ranil swings an ivory-hilted mithril claidhmore at Michaelous!
AS: +418 vs DS: +138 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +22 = +321
... and hits for 47 points of damage!
Wild upward slash removes Michaelous's face from his skull!
Interesting way to die.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!


Michaelous becomes solid again.
The white light leaves Michaelous.
The very powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Michaelous begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The guiding force leaves Michaelous.
Michaelous seems to lose an aura of confidence.
Michaelous appears to lose some internal strength.
The dim aura fades from around Michaelous.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The bright luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
Michaelous appears less secure.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Michaelous.
The deep blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The powerful look leaves Michaelous.
The light blue glow leaves Michaelous.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Michaelous suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Michaelous becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
Michaelous seems a bit less imposing.
Michaelous begins to breathe less deeply.
The opalescent aura fades from around Michaelous.

* Michaelous just bit the dust!

Khariz
08-01-2007, 05:18 PM
Futtilo leaps from hiding to attack!
A mantled invar-plated helm with a single ruby tear on the cheek partially deflects the onslaught of the crushing attack.
Futtilo swings a perfect elven infantry mattock at Michaelous!
AS: +417 vs DS: +161 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +9 = +303
... and hits for 31 points of damage!
Neck broken.
Michaelous twitches several times before dying.

* Michaelous drops dead at your feet!

Sean of the Thread
08-01-2007, 05:23 PM
End this stupid thread already please.

Tolwynn
08-01-2007, 06:10 PM
Too bad the emo helm doesn't seem to actually save him any of these times.