I called Tayre!

[Hips]

Well, actually, he called me twice this morning and hung up.

So I called back. It took him 8 tries to actually answer the phone.

Conclusion: Tayre may be a tool, but he's also a wuss.

[Edited on 11-25-2003 by GS3 Michiko]

[Xcalibur]

I want someone to call me and testify i have a sweet accent

what a tool

[Moist Happenings]

Post your phone number here!

[Drew2]

LOL I called her because her away message said to call her by 10 if she wasn't up, so I called it and let it ring then hung up, then like an hour later she says she never got it so she told me to call her again so I did.

Yeah so I hung up of course so she calls back and I'm like WTF NO on IMs and we both started laughing because I'm a sissy and was nervous so finally on the 8th time I answer and..... yeah. It was funny.

I hate talking on the phone too... so i kinda can relate with you there tayre Your still a TOOL though

[Drew2]

P.S.- Michiko dont' give my number out because I don't want these freaks calling me.

I know they're all waiting to put my number on speed dial because they want to be my friend but no thanks.

[Hips]

Hey Tayre, I think I might have to add you to Greg's list of people who need ass-kicking.

[Xcalibur]

i repeat it, she's minor..:P

418-524-xxxx. got a good start!

[Betheny]

No one ever calls me.

[Moist Happenings]

Yes they do. It's just probably difficult for you to hear the phone ring with your head stuck so far up your ass, Maimara.

Love,
Neff

[SpunGirl]

xxxxxxx. I dare you.

-K

[Edited on 11-25-2003 by SpunGirl]

[Drew2]

Maimara has my address. She can send Satan after me now.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Neff
Yes they do. It's just probably difficult for you to hear the phone ring with your head stuck so far up your ass, Maimara.

Love,
Neff

Wow. Take your Bu Spar. PLEASE.

[Xcalibur]

I want to be part of that cool gang, can I please?

[peam]

Calling other PC members is so last month.

[SpunGirl]

So what's the trend for this month, Peam? Or for December, for that matter? We're counting on you.

:P

-K

[Betheny]

Hot pictures of the peam are the trend.

Do oblige us.

[Xcalibur]

are your trend

I prefer, hmm, good question, i don't know :lol:

[SpunGirl]

Shuttup, Tayre, you don't know nuffin'

-K

[Sean]

remind me not to call anymore PC memebers ... crazies all of you

[SpunGirl]

Not all of them want your phone sex, Tijay, I'm guessing it was just that one.

-K

[Sean]

i hate you so much

[Betheny]

So does Tayre have that Texas accent?

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Not all of them want your phone sex, Tijay, I'm guessing it was just that one.

-K

Do you have a wire tap on my phone?!

My big brother is a l337 hax0r and he'll kill ur computer if I tellz him 2! So don't fux0r with me or i'll DoS j00!

EDITED TO BE MORE LEET. er..L337

[Edited on 11-25-2003 by Neff]

[SpunGirl]

No you don't Tijay, you love me. Admit it.

-K

[peam]

Finding Jesus - November.

Hot Christmas Sex - December.

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by peam
Finding Jesus - November.

Hot Christmas Sex - December.

I don't know how you keep warm during the holiday season at YOUR house, but at mine we just light a fire.

[Drew2]

How boring, Neff.

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by Tayre
How boring, Neff.

Sorry, I forgot to mention that to make the fire we douse my sister in Gasoline and throw matches at her. The person whose match lights her up gets to put the star on top of the christmas tree.

Better?


OMG, i'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone with my religion. I'm not supposed to say tree, am I?

[Edited on 11-25-2003 by Neff]

[SpunGirl]

Not very sexy, Neff.

-K

[Moist Happenings]

It's okay. Nobody likes my sister.

[Moist Happenings]

Come to think of it though, she's not going to be around this year. What are you doing for Christmas, Tayre?

[Betheny]

Don't worry about him, he's too busy making an ass out of himself to say/do anything really worthwhile.

[Moist Happenings]

How am I making an ass out of myself? I'm joking around. I think that's widely recognized.

[SpunGirl]

Neff, are you insinuating that you want to have hot Christmas sex in December with Tayre? Since your sister won't be around, after all.

-K

[Xcalibur]

PEOPLE! ALMOST ANYONE HERE ARE JUST FOOLING AROUND WITH THE PLAYER'S CORNER.

ONLY A FEW OF ITS MEMBERS ARE ACTUALLY TAKING THE FORUM VERY SERIOUSLY.

YOU CAN EASILY RECOGNIZE THEM BY SEEING THEIR REACTIONS WHEN THEY ARE ARGUING

thanks

[Edited on 25-11-03 by Xcalibur]

[Moist Happenings]

Oh my god do you think Tayre likes me that way?
I don't think I could get a man of his calibur.

::cough:: And in no way, my lawyers tell me, am I agreeing to your statement, as agreeing to it would mean that I normally want to have "hot christmas sex" with my own sister, which would be a bad thing.

I just wanted to light him on fire. I bet Tayre would light up the night sky!

..You know, once I shot him out of the catapult.

[peam]

Thanks for explaining that, Xcalibur.

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Neff
::cough:: And in no way, my lawyers tell me, am I agreeing to your statement, as agreeing to it would mean that I normally want to have "hot christmas sex" with my own sister, which would be a bad thing.


It might give you someone available to propose to, in any case:P

-K

[Sean]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
No you don't Tijay, you love me. Admit it.

-K

okay okay but only a little bit .. there you forced it out of me ;)

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by peam
Thanks for explaining that, Xcalibur.

always glad to be of service, you know.

I am serious still

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by SpunGirl

Originally posted by Neff
::cough:: And in no way, my lawyers tell me, am I agreeing to your statement, as agreeing to it would mean that I normally want to have "hot christmas sex" with my own sister, which would be a bad thing.


It might give you someone available to propose to, in any case:P

-K

I can propose to whomever I want, married or not!

[SpunGirl]

So where's the ring? I like big ones.

-K

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
So where's the ring? I like big ones.

-K

What does having a big one have to do with a ring? I've got ya covered in that area, though.

As for a ring: Onion or Circus? I can do both.

[SpunGirl]

ROFL

Buy me some onion rings, I'm hungry.

-K

[Sean]

i see how it is ... you make me profess my love for you then go on talkin rings with neff ... you cut me deep

[SpunGirl]

Maybe if you get me MORE onion rings.

-K

[Moist Happenings]

His onion rings are greasy, and bland.

No woman of mine is going to fraternize with a man whose rings are sub-par.

[Wezas]

mmm, new quoty-goodness

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Spungirl makes me hot.

[Sean]

your old .. anything with a pulse makes you hot

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Not true! I'm very particular about who makes me hot ;)

[Hips]

No abusing my thread, damnit!

Go be old and hot over Spungirl someplace else!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm hot for Michiko as well!

[Hips]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I'm hot for Michiko as well!

Now he's REALLY not gonna like you. :lol:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Whatever will I do. Maybe he and Klaive can gang up on me and um, give me more than a minor.

edit:fixed some verbage

[Edited on 11-25-2003 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[Sean]

i get the feeling im not doing enough to get on his shit list ... i wanna fight too dammit! so uh ...

michiko is cute? there is that enough to get me into the melee?

[Moist Happenings]

It takes nearly nothing to get onto Whirlin's shitlist. It's actually fun really once you realize that he's an idiot to poke at him little bits at a time to see what he does to react.

[Caiylania]

I would call one of you, but it would cost me like $5.00 a minute, and thats not even to a 900 number. :P :D

[SpunGirl]

Die, Wezas.

-K

[Drew2]

BTW No I don't have a Texan accent. For whoever asked.

Texan accents automatically take off like 50 IQ points in the listener's mind. :thumbsdown:

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Shuttup, Tayre, you don't know nuffin'

-K


She does have a point Tayre...

[Overlord]

I Concur.
On a side note *Smashes His Phone Into Little Never-Again-To-Ring Bits*

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
BTW No I don't have a Texan accent. For whoever asked.

Texan accents automatically take off like 50 IQ points in the listener's mind. :thumbsdown:

Point 12: Don't mess with Texas.
Point 13: Don't EVER mess with Texas.

Why don't you go split into five states.

[Trinitis]

Tayre is a hick?!

Oi..

-Adredrin

Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look like no cattle to me!

[GuildRat]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Maybe if you get me MORE onion rings.

-K

4 words- Varsity Onion Rings, Atlanta= best in the fucking world hands down.

[Carl Spackler]

Originally posted by Tayre
BTW No I don't have a Texan accent. For whoever asked.

Texan accents automatically take off like 50 IQ points in the listener's mind. :thumbsdown:

little southern belles with an accent = hot

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Carl Spackler

Originally posted by Tayre
BTW No I don't have a Texan accent. For whoever asked.

Texan accents automatically take off like 50 IQ points in the listener's mind. :thumbsdown:

little southern belles with an accent = hot

Arg! Dood! Your talking about my mom! ::flails::

-Adredrin :o

[GuildRat]

little southern belles with an accent = hot


No that = buck-toothed and inbred, I know I'm from the south.

[Carl Spackler]

a buck-toothed cousin fucker - is different from a southern belle, im talkin blonde, long legs and not buck ass teeth

[Wezas]

Trust me, a few weeks of being around someone with that thick southern accent will drop her from a 10 to a 6.

[Carl Spackler]

who said i was gonna stick around her

[GuildRat]

Originally posted by Carl Spackler
a buck-toothed cousin fucker - is different from a southern belle, im talkin blonde, long legs and not buck ass teeth

All the same...get outta fantasy world cuz and join the real world...southern girls are:

A: stupid
B: posers
C: cousin-fuckers as you say

And Jaimie Presley? not a real southern girl!!!

[Wezas]

Ah, the old "hump and dump", got ya

aka - "hit it and quit it", "Stuff it and huff it", etc.

[Carl Spackler]

ding ding ding - Tell Wezas what he's won!

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Carl Spackler
ding ding ding - Tell Wezas what he's won!

I win something? Can it be for you to shorten your sig?

[Carl Spackler]

sure.

[pennywise]

Dont know what part of the south yall are from, but there's not a damn thing wrong with a good southern girl.

[GuildRat]

I'm from Stockbridge, GA, and any self respecting southern girl sounds nothing like Scarlet O'hara from Gone With the Wind.

So if the patsies that think all southern girls sound like that....ya need to haul your fantasies in.

edited to put in the state, can't have y'all thinking I was from NC.

[Edited on 11-26-2003 by GuildRat]

[SpunGirl]

I think it depends on which "south" you mean. Someone once said Texas was the lowest form of white man on Earth, which If found funny (sorry Tayre).

Southern Belles, on the other hand, are cool. They have manners, grace, and know how to work a pair of heels. The rest of us could take a few lessons from them.

-K

[Meos]

I'm a Yankee Gentelmen. Ya yellow-bellied sap suckers

[Chelle]

I wana come see Tayre. Im in Okie and I go to Texas sometimes! Whats yer addy!?

Why does your little monkey have a wierd looking head?