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LordSagan
11-25-2003, 10:44 AM
Never heard of him before, and he's a pain in the ass all night last night culminating in this...

Any clue who this guy is?

You notice Hammerrhead try to tiptoe silently by you.
>Hammerrhead comes out of hiding.
Hammerrhead hurls himself at you and connects!
MS: +269 - MD: +200 + MAvA: +9 + d100: +71 == +149
Success!
Hammerrhead knocks you flat and quickly jumps to his feet!

Roundtime: 11 sec.
>
Hammerrhead swings a monir-hafted golvern morning star at you!
AS: +333 vs DS: +447 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +5 = -75
A clean miss.
>standHammerrhead clearly exclaims, "Touche!"
>You stand back up.
>yawnYou yawn.
>l[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
You notice a trail leading east into the woods.
Obvious paths: north, south
> * Karly joins the adventure.
Hammerrhead comes out of hiding.
Hammerrhead feints high, you almost buy the ruse, but recover just in time.

Roundtime: 2 sec.
>Hammerrhead clearly asks, "Shall we dance?"
Hammerrhead comes out of hiding.
Hammerrhead feints low, you spot the ruse too late as you twist awkwardly to block the blow that never came!

Roundtime: 5 sec.
>stance off...wait 2 seconds.
>stance off>You are now in an offensive stance.
> * Martiel joins the adventure.
cman sbash hammYou lunge forward at Hammerrhead with your myklian-scale shield and attempt a shield bash!
[Roll result: 110]
Crushing bash and Hammerrhead is flipped through the air to crash on his head!
... 5 points of damage!
Blow to the head causes Hammerrhead's ears to ring!
Hammerrhead is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>hideRoundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
You notice Hammerrhead slip into a hiding place.
>poi hammYou come out of hiding.
You point at Hammerrhead, ruining his hiding place.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
>poi hamm...wait 1 seconds.
>Hammerrhead looks around for a moment before sighing disappointedly.
>ambush hamm headYou swing a dark vultite fish spine sword at Hammerrhead!
AS: +365 vs DS: +165 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +69 = +302
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
Beautiful head shot!
That ear will be missed!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 7 sec.
>hideRoundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>ambush hamm headYou leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a dark vultite fish spine sword at Hammerrhead!
AS: +365 vs DS: +146 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +66 = +318
... and hit for 75 points of damage!
Masterful slash to Hammerrhead's lower back!
Spinal cord and life are just memories now.

* Hammerrhead drops dead at your feet!

Hammerrhead returns to normal color.
Hammerrhead becomes solid again.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Hammerrhead.

A small human child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the town constable.

Roundtime: 7 sec.
> * Hammerrhead just bit the dust!
>The ghostly voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "Bah, you win this round."
> * Slur joins the adventure.
A coyote pads in!
>stance defYou are now in a defensive stance.
>The ghostly voice of Hammerrhead clearly says, "But I shall return."
>yawnYou yawn.
>A coyote pads north.
s[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
You notice an obscure trail.
Obvious paths: north, south
>s[Wehnimer's, Exterior]

Obvious paths: north, southwest
>[Wehnimer's, Exterior]

Obvious paths: northeast, west
>[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
You notice a wooden sign, a large metal-topped barrier arcing over most of the area and a sturdy bridge.
Obvious paths: east, south
>go brid[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
You notice a rolton, a sturdy bridge and a wooden sign.
Obvious paths: west
>
The town constable rushes in, followed closely by his posse!

With great ease, the town constable grabs you and shackles your wrists.

"Ah-ha! The boys at Helga's said I might find something interesting here," says the town constable.
The town constable then drags you off.

Arriving at the jail, the town constable strips you of your possessions, opens a strong ironbound door and throws you bodily to the darkness within the door. "There thou wilt remain until the judge has words with thee!" he chortles gleefully.

With a dull thud and rattle of keys in a lock, the door closes and locks, leaving you trapped within.
[Wehnimer's, Jail Cell]

Obvious exits: none
>standYou stand back up.
Roundtime: 9 sec.
>
You hear the metallic rattle of keys and a door suddenly swings open. A portly deputy then trundles into the room. Deftly, he catches you by the arm and throws you into the midst of a formidable group of the town's militia.

You are quickly escorted to the Landing's Moot Hall and stood before the judge.

[Wehnimer's, Courtroom]
You notice a curtained entryway and a mahogany door.
Obvious exits: out

The judge studies you carefully, then motions toward the bailiff who cries out, "Here before ye is the malefactor Sagan. Sagan is charged with 1 count of murder. This 1 crime carries a total fine of 42750 silvers."

The judge glances at you and says, "You know...I just got a message from my wife. My mother-in-law is coming to visit."He scowls heavily at you, as if you were to blame for his predicament. "For TWO weeks. That's how my day's been, let's discuss yours...Guilty on all counts! You're lucky I don't throw in a few more for good measure!"

He continues, "Due to a minor history of untrustworthiness, I will disallow you the opportunity to select community service. To this aim, you may either pay the fine of 42750 silvers plus any other outstanding debts you may owe, or serve a total of 21 minutes of incarceration. You may ANSWER me either FINE or INCARCERATION as your choice. But I digress. Choose quickly, now, lest I hold you in contempt of court for wasting my time."

Wezas
11-25-2003, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by LordSaganTo this aim, you may either pay the fine of 42750 silvers plus any other outstanding debts you may owe, or serve a total of 21 minutes of incarceration.

Odd, 21 minutes is what they offered me for petty theft (3100 silver fine)

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-25-2003, 10:57 AM
LOL, that was great Sagan, you schooled him.

Not sure why he was attacking you though.

Rastaman
11-25-2003, 10:58 AM
Hammerhead is a disgrace to Grot'karesh.

11-25-2003, 10:58 AM
How fucking far away from town do I have to be to kill someone?

Chalking up another stupid change.

LordSagan
11-25-2003, 11:04 AM
Oh there was alot leading up to this....

Over the course of the night he kept sneaking into the Park and stealing from people from hiding. I kept spotting him, so I pointed him out of hiding once, so then he tries to kill me there. That's what started the whole thing. He kept sneaking into the room and attacking me and running off all night after that. Then he started stalking me and Symbol of Returning to Voln to drag me with him.

This time, I just stood outside of Voln and waited for his predictable ass to sneak in and try and kill me, and killed him.

Apparently, Voln and the Mine Road are part of town. Oh well, 42k well spent as far as I'm concerneed. ;)

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-25-2003, 11:08 AM
Agreed on the money well spent, and to top it off, his sorry ass got humiliated.

Betheny
11-25-2003, 11:08 AM
I rescued that guy.

He's a retard.

Sean
11-25-2003, 11:10 AM
damn pickpockets

StrayRogue
11-25-2003, 11:11 AM
Bah, you should never point out other thieves who working ;)

LordSagan
11-25-2003, 11:13 AM
He's not a thief, he's a warrior with no skill whatsoever in stealing who is causing other people in the park to guard their pockets from the true thieves who were working. ;)

StrayRogue
11-25-2003, 11:14 AM
Oh right. Good show then old bean.

Parkbandit
11-25-2003, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by LordSagan
He's not a thief, he's a warrior with no skill whatsoever in stealing who is causing other people in the park to guard their pockets from the true thieves who were working. ;)

Who the hell was working my park anyway?

Sagan who? Who the hell is that... never heard of him :P

PS-well done... but with the name "hammerhead", did you really expect stellar roleplay?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-25-2003, 11:34 AM
HammerRhead, you misspelled it. I bet he's related to Darckwizard.

Parkbandit
11-25-2003, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
HammerRhead, you misspelled it. I bet he's related to Darckwizard.

Even more pathetic... Hammerhead must have been already taken, so he used him pea brain to come up with a whole new name...

Hammerrhead.

Caramia
11-26-2003, 12:43 AM
He's a twit and has been reported before. He goes away for a while (hopefully due to a banning) then comes back, and is always OOC and annoying. Just report him.

JustMe
11-26-2003, 02:41 AM
I've had two incidents with Hammerrhead, each one with him being quite pathetic. Much to the point of if I see him around I do not acknowledge his existance at all. I'm not sure if he has any other characters but I'm sure Darckwizard and him are not the same person.

Trinitis
11-26-2003, 02:39 PM
Crushing bash and Hammerrhead is flipped through the air to crash on his head!

:lol:

-Adredrin

04-08-2004, 11:32 AM
Hey there, ho there. Just found out about this great site today!

There seems to be a be a few posts here about an incident regarding myself and Sagan a while back. I just want to hopefully clear things up and apologize to any of the people I've offended, haven't meant to give any of yall the wrong impression.

And just a quick retort to the infamous park bandit's Post:

Even more pathetic... Hammerhead must have been already taken, so he used him pea brain to come up with a whole new name... Hammerrhead.


Well if I may, what a better trademark for a warrior, proud or humble, to have such a weak grasp of simple spelling, that they can't even spell their own name correct!? I revel in my flawed spelling and it's the right thing to do, at least my warrior pea brain tells me so...

Sincerely,
-HammerRhead

Artha
04-08-2004, 11:37 AM
...dude, quit bumping old topics.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-08-2004, 11:38 AM
He's a jackass, what do you expect?

Galleazzo
04-08-2004, 04:26 PM
C'mon, if that's how he gets his jollies.

Bobmuhthol
04-08-2004, 04:40 PM
Is it me, or should Hammerrhead STFU?

Soulpieced
04-08-2004, 05:10 PM
5 month old thread anyone? Anyone?

Fengus
04-08-2004, 05:26 PM
Hey stoopid your name is for the other players, my character doesn't see that you've misspelled you name, only that you are very dumb.

Warriorbird
04-08-2004, 07:38 PM
Well... I remember him as not terribly bright or thrilling from before... He's either undergone a personality charge or gotten even MORE stupid however.

LordSagan
04-09-2004, 08:06 AM
Ok, I need to stop reading the boards when I'm half asleep.

I read the entire first post, saying to myself "Wow, I had an experience with this guy *just like this* a few months back"...and got to the end of the post, and saw the judge say "Here before ye is the malefactor Sagan. Sagan is charged with 1 count of murder. This 1 crime carries a total fine of 42750 silvers." .

I was like, WTF...who is posting logs about me? I then realized it was a 5 month old topic I started.

Damn I need more sleep.

Xcalibur
04-09-2004, 09:58 AM
I can't read what he saids, must highlight which forces me to do efforts, which sux.