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bubbauno
06-29-2007, 06:35 PM
Too many goats to take care of so i'm going to auction them all off together.. MB 1 coin.. CB 300k to Ramadon


1. a brown and white toy goat with a scruffy white beard - Covered with real goat hide, this toy goat has an almost lifelike appearance, complete with floppy ears, warm brown eyes and a stubby little tail. Only the subtle glint of metal beneath the hide betrays the fact that this goat is mechanical in nature rather than biological. A wide leather collar with a small copper bell surrounds the animal's neck. Tooled upon the collar is the name, "Cosmo."

2. a soft piebald toy goat with frantic eyes and fur sticking up in spikes on its head - Covered with real goat hide, this toy goat has an almost lifelike appearance, complete with floppy ears, warm brown eyes and a stubby little tail. Only the subtle glint of metal beneath the hide betrays the fact that this goat is mechanical in nature rather than biological. A wide leather collar with a small copper bell surrounds the animal's neck. Tooled upon the collar is the name, "Psycho."

3. a patchwork grey toy goat with mottled black hooves - Covered with real goat hide, this toy goat has an almost lifelike appearance, complete with floppy ears, warm brown eyes and a stubby little tail. Only the subtle glint of metal beneath the hide betrays the fact that this goat is mechanical in nature rather than biological. A wide leather collar with a small copper bell surrounds the animal's neck. Tooled upon the collar is the name, "Patches."

4. a white-spotted black toy goat with a tuft on her head - Covered with real goat hide, this toy goat has an almost lifelike appearance, complete with floppy ears, warm brown eyes and a stubby little tail. Only the subtle glint of metal beneath the hide betrays the fact that this goat is mechanical in nature rather than biological. A wide leather collar with a small copper bell surrounds the animal's neck. Tooled upon the collar is the name, "Maggie."
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Scripts:

>pet goat
You gently pat your white toy goat on the head and it nuzzles your hand affectionately.

>rub goat
You rub your white toy goat between its ears and a look of caprine bliss crosses its face.

>hug goat
You squeeze your white toy goat tightly and its eyes bulge out alarmingly.

>kiss goat
You give your white toy goat a big smooch and receive a mouthful of fur in return.

>touch goat
You gently pat your white toy goat on the head and it nuzzles your hand affectionately.

>pull goat
You yank on your white toy goat's tail and it bleats in surprise.

Probably has a bunch more but i'm too lazy to find them all...

MB 1 coin

Summertime
06-29-2007, 10:04 PM
neato... I wonder if they are soft and smooshy?

Jenisi
06-29-2007, 11:46 PM
Fuck you and having too many charachters, I was first in room order waiting, only 18 people show up and he chose like 15 and still didn't get picked. Karma's a bitch, remember that.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/pinkberries17/goat.jpg

Stunseed
06-29-2007, 11:51 PM
Off-tangent....

Jenisi, you should have img-tagged one of the Pakistani's from the 40-Year Old Virgin with the "Go fuck a goat" tags underneath.

UnknownWun
06-30-2007, 01:47 AM
Uh...1 coin?

Lambent
06-30-2007, 07:39 PM
I'll do 50k

Amaron
06-30-2007, 07:47 PM
100k

Elvenlady
07-01-2007, 06:05 AM
120k

GS4-Brimzstone
07-01-2007, 09:28 AM
234567 silver

Amber
07-01-2007, 10:41 AM
234568 silvers :bleh:

bubbauno
07-01-2007, 06:13 PM
Totally forgot I had this auction going.. It's only at 234K for all four? Sheesh.. I sold one of these for like 2m not that long ago.

Krendeli
07-01-2007, 08:06 PM
Ya but people hate handing money to a pile of shit.

Wendey
07-01-2007, 08:22 PM
250k

Ramadon
07-02-2007, 04:56 AM
I'll go 300k.

Ramadon

bubbauno
07-03-2007, 09:21 PM
300k to Ramadon