Proof that it doesnt take much to amuse me.

[Paradii]

>glance lee
You glance at your slimy leech.
>glance
>
You glance down to see a flaxen ora maul in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.
>remove leech
You'll maul yourself trying to remove a leech with your ora maul!
>
You feel a bit weaker as a large slimy leech draws the blood from your body.

[Kitsun]

Heh!

Knife! You're supposed to use a knife!

[radamanthys]

lol, I suppose that woulda been the point. Like removing a freckle... with a shotgun.