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PoppycockTheFool
11-23-2003, 04:09 PM
I swear there must be some kind of void or black hole in my closet because I've managed to pull tons of crap out of there.

Thus far I have filled two garbage bags with clothing and two more bags with just junk. Somehow though, the damn closet still seems filled.

Anyone else have a magical closet?
11-23-2003, 07:34 PM
My car is the same way
DaMaGe
11-23-2003, 07:36 PM
I've got the dryer that swallows at least three pairs of socks a week. I'm pretty sure Wal-Mart has something to do with it.


-Adam
HarmNone
11-23-2003, 07:37 PM
Hmmm. You might look for those socks in Poppy's closet, DaMaGe. ;)

HarmNone
DaMaGe
11-23-2003, 09:14 PM
By the way, Harmnone, feel free to say Adam when referring to me.


-Adam
HarmNone
11-23-2003, 09:22 PM
You got it, Adam! :D

HarmNone
PoppycockTheFool
11-24-2003, 06:15 AM
Speaking of socks, I should have taken a picture of all the socks I found yesterday. Half of them are still missing their other sock. Where could they have gone?!?

Diana
Overlord
11-24-2003, 06:19 AM
Anyone see that old wren n stimpy episode... where all the missing socks go...Naaaah im convinced I have a dryer that eats socks.. the lint guard is just a trick! Thats the little left overs of its meal
EmpressBtch
11-24-2003, 07:01 AM
Why is it the dryer only eats one sock per pair?
Overlord
11-24-2003, 07:02 AM
Its a house hold appliance conspiracy... seems my fridge is in on it.. It often tends to devour things
Sean
11-24-2003, 07:06 AM
atleast you dont have underpants gnomes
Overlord
11-24-2003, 07:27 AM
Dunno...might rather lose a pair of boxers than a chilled bottle of rum or 24 heinekens... Dunno how the hell that happened.
Weedmage Princess
11-24-2003, 07:39 AM
You didn't lose that, you just drank it all. AA anyone? *duck*
EmpressBtch
11-24-2003, 11:10 AM
I feel Overlords pain! There's a damned rum fairy that shows up in my house. And when I catch that little bastard I'm going to rip off its wings and neuter the son of a bitch!
Latrinsorm
11-24-2003, 11:57 AM
I thought fairies were all female?

The only time I go into my closet is to get the ol' church clothes, because they're protected from the evil monkey.
EmpressBtch
11-24-2003, 01:34 PM
No,no, no this fairy wears combat boots. Unfortunately thats also the fairy's secret weapon....if the boots come off its all over! However, the dryer did spit out a clothespin this morning.
Overlord
11-24-2003, 01:39 PM
lmfao Least someone knows what I'm on about *Leans on EmpressBtch*
Sean
11-24-2003, 01:41 PM
oh .. you're definitly on something
Overlord
11-24-2003, 01:43 PM
Wish i was actually, been a while since i have been herbally intoxicated or rum enhanced. And im currently sick as hell so bah, hell missed my first day of work lol Doesn't usually happen.
RumFaerieKing
11-24-2003, 01:53 PM
ALL YOUR RUM ARE MINE!!! MUWHAWHAWHA!!!
EmpressBtch
11-24-2003, 01:54 PM
Die you fruity son of a bitch!
Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-24-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by DaMaGe
By the way, Harmnone, feel free to say Adam when referring to me.


-Adam

I see your name and always think "Da Mage", like Da Bears, Da Bulls.

I loved those SNL scripts.
Sean
11-24-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by RumFaerieKing
ALL YOUR RUM ARE MINE!!! MUWHAWHAWHA!!!

okay ill admit it ... i laughed at this one
DaMaGe
11-25-2003, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage

I see your name and always think "Da Mage", like Da Bears, Da Bulls.

I loved those SNL scripts.

I thought about that, after I made it. Think more along the lines of 'brain damaged'.


-Adam
DaMaGe
11-25-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by Tijay
atleast you dont have underpants gnomes

I freaked out the first time I ever saw that episode. It had been a long five days. Mardi Gras, and all that good stuff.


-Adam