Go Bucks! Michigan .....

[Lord Deprav]

BUCKEYE HUMOR!

Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are flying in a plane and it
crashes.

Tragically, Jim Tressel dies, oh and, so does Lloyd Carr. They both
get to the pearly gates and St. Peter says "Come on in guys. I'll
have some angels show you to your new places."

Jim and Lloyd both go their separate ways and the angel taking Lloyd
to his new place shows it to him. Fuming, Lloyd starts yelling,
"What's with this? I get this little rundown leaky shack with
broken windows and the paint peeling off the walls and Jim gets the
huge mansion with golden gates and OSU flags waving everywhere! I
demand a place just like his!"

The angel, trying to calm Lloyd down says "Oh, that's not Jim's
place. It's God's."


Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor?
A: Columbus: 187 Miles

Q: What does the average UM student get on his SAT?
A: Drool

Q: Why doesn't Michigan sink into the great lakes?
A: Because poo poo floats.

Q: How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.

Q: Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games?
A: The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

Q: What are the longest 3 years of a Michigan football player's life?
A: His freshman year.

Q: Why did U of M replace the stadium grass with Astroturf?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing during games.

GO BUCKEYES

Deprav
(Watch for number 36 he plays punt block-he is one of my best pals and his name is Micheal Demaria.)

[Lord Deprav]

Oh what the hell...A little more

Jim and Lloyd are walking down the beach talking about the new
rivalry starting with Jim taking over as coach. As they're walking,
Lloyd trips over something and almost breaks his leg. Upon closer
inspection it turns out to be a genie's lamp.

"Who disturbs me?" asked the genie. Jim and Lloyd, both say that
they did it. "You will each get one wish." said the genie. Lloyd
offers to go first.

"I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of
Michigan so that none of those stupid miscreants from Ohio will ever
get a chance to get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it
is high, and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can
finally have our peace.">

The genie grants the wish to him and he is instantly whisked away to
his new paradise.

Jim says "Now fill it up with water."

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A little boy and his mother were walking through a Michigan cemetery
when they came upon a headstone that read:
"Here lies a Michigan graduate and an honest man."

The little boy asked, "Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?"

________________________________

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna
hear a Michigan joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you
tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs.,
and I am a Michigan grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6 ' 2" tall,
weighs 225, and he's a Michigan grad. The fella next to him is 6 '
5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a Michigan grad. Now, you still wanna
tell that joke?" The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it three times."
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GO BUCKS!

Deprav

[Atlanteax]

I'll be at the game Saturday watching UM soundly beat OSU.

We're going to the RoseBowl, with an outside chance at the Sugar.

~ Atlanteax

[Atlanteax]

Maurice Clarrett Syndrome ATTACKS!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=1666827

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Two Ohio State football players have been charged with disorderly conduct following a fight last weekend outside a dorm near Ohio Stadium.
Starting wide receiver Santonio Holmes and kick returner Troy Smith each were charged with misdemeanor counts Thursday, according to court documents.
Athletic director Andy Geiger said coach Jim Tressel had not informed him what team penalties the players could face, or whether they would make the trip to Ann Arbor for the game.

[Carl Spackler]

Go Green!

[Kurili]

Deprav, dear....you did say you'd be at con this year, right? ::smiles sweetly::

Watch your back hehehe

You know I'm teasing, but not about this:

GO MICHIGAN!!!!!

Acolyte Kurili

[Lord Deprav]

Originally posted by Atlanteax
Maurice Clarrett Syndrome ATTACKS!!!

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=1666827

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Two Ohio State football players have been charged with disorderly conduct following a fight last weekend outside a dorm near Ohio Stadium.
Starting wide receiver Santonio Holmes and kick returner Troy Smith each were charged with misdemeanor counts Thursday, according to court documents.
Athletic director Andy Geiger said coach Jim Tressel had not informed him what team penalties the players could face, or whether they would make the trip to Ann Arbor for the game.

I have only ever seen Smith in a game once. I truely don't care. BUCKEYES ARE GOING TO BE DEFENDING BACK TO BACK!

Deprav

[Lord Deprav]

Originally posted by Kurili
Deprav, dear....you did say you'd be at con this year, right? ::smiles sweetly::

Watch your back hehehe

You know I'm teasing, but not about this:

GO MICHIGAN!!!!!

Acolyte Kurili

Did I forget to mention I am Irish and a fan of the Irish!

Deprav

[Kurili]

Hmm...did I mention..so am I a fan of the Irish? Many years of Catholic school in Michigan will do that, you know.

Acolyte Kurili

[Stacey]

Ohio State will win by 14.. Deprav, I had a feeling you were a GREAT person.. Now, I know you are!

Stacey