coleman
05-08-2007, 04:59 PM
Long conversation I wanted to share with the masses.
[16:18] bubbauno: hey what were you interested in again? I was so drunk last night.. hope I didn't make a fool out of myself
[16:18] bubbauno: hehe don't remember much
[16:22] Squigly144: lol
[16:22] Squigly144: naw, i couldnt tell you were drunk
[16:22] bubbauno: oh thank god
[16:22] bubbauno: one time I swear I lost like 50m
[16:22] bubbauno: cause I dropped my prices when I was drunk
[16:23] bubbauno: did you buy anything?
[16:23] Squigly144: lol, thats like 600$!
[16:23] bubbauno: that's nothing
[16:23] Squigly144: oh? lol. well, to me thats a lot
[16:23] bubbauno: iv'e probably made 300k from GS over my career
[16:23] bubbauno: had like 500m stolen from me
[16:23] bubbauno: over the years
[16:23] Squigly144: oh dear, impressive
[16:24] bubbauno: ya win some ya lose some
[16:24] Squigly144: how about you give me 500M?
[16:24] bubbauno: lol
[16:24] Squigly144: or 100M?
[16:24] Squigly144: or just 1000$?
[16:24] bubbauno: i'd rather sell you some stuff for cheaper than I should
[16:24] bubbauno: what were you interested in again?
[16:24] Squigly144: lo, i bet you would
[16:24] Squigly144: the shadow dagger and wiwards hand
[16:24] Squigly144: wizards
[16:24] bubbauno: oh
[16:25] bubbauno: nice items
[16:25] bubbauno: what'd I tell you? 40-50 for the dagger? 80-90 for the hand?
[16:25] bubbauno: 125 for both? or what?
[16:25] bubbauno: tell the truth now!
[16:25] bubbauno: hehe
[16:25] Squigly144: i cant commit right now though sadly, and to be honest, ymentioning your name doesnt receive stellar reviews <as im sure you are all too familair with>
[16:25] Squigly144: you said 95M for both, i have the log
[16:25] bubbauno: oh wow
[16:25] bubbauno: that is cheap
[16:25] bubbauno: heh
[16:25] Squigly144: my AIM is trillian, so it logs everything
[16:26] Squigly144:
[00:22] bubbauno: hand is really amazing
[00:22] bubbauno: Ardwen says prolly one of the top 5 oldest items left in the game
[00:22] bubbauno: hehe
[00:23] Squigly144: right
[00:23] bubbauno: hopin for close to 70 on the hand and 40 on the dagger
[00:23] bubbauno: i'd do something like 100 for both
[00:23] bubbauno: actually 95 if you can do all coin
[16:26] bubbauno: ah
[16:26] Squigly144: :)
[16:26] bubbauno: I believe ya
[16:26] bubbauno: so which do you want?
[16:26] Squigly144: i need some more time though, i know ya dont ike leaving things open ended, but it has to be so right now
[16:26] bubbauno: how come?
[16:26] Squigly144: lol
[16:26] Squigly144: [00:29] bubbauno: You see a twisted hand with old leathery skin.
It is clenched tightly into a fist.
An eerie whisper rings in your ears, "I am holding 851574427 of your silver coins, Master"
[00:29] bubbauno: not tryin to brag
[00:29] bubbauno: but you're right it's not that much
[00:29] bubbauno: hehe
[16:27] Squigly144: hehe
[16:27] Squigly144: also from you obviously
[16:27] bubbauno: oh geez I was drunk
[16:27] bubbauno: so why can't you buy something now if you can afford it?
[16:27] Squigly144: see above
[16:27] bubbauno: what?
[16:27] Squigly144: [16:25] bubbauno: hehe
[16:25] Squigly144: i cant commit right now though sadly, and to be honest, ymentioning your name doesnt receive stellar reviews <as im sure you are all too familair with>
[16:27] bubbauno: not sure what you mean
[16:28] Squigly144: but hey, you made 300, 000$ in GS items!!! wow
[16:28] bubbauno: I have a perfect record
[16:28] Squigly144: thats amazing
[16:28] Squigly144: spend it all on booze?
[16:29] bubbauno: my last few deals have been with GM Khaladon, Ardwen, Tayvin, Hakonne, Odysia, Plur
[16:29] bubbauno: I can get 50 references
[16:29] Squigly144: ahh
[16:29] bubbauno: I can't believe you would judge someone based on what other people say
[16:29] Squigly144: how do you deal with GMs? cant they just make their own items?
[16:30] bubbauno: I deal with their PC's
[16:30] bubbauno: lots of people are jealous because they find out how much money I make on items
[16:30] Squigly144: makes sense
[16:30] bubbauno: i've never ripped off anyone in my life.. but some people don't like my buy low sell high methods
[16:31] bubbauno: so if you want to believe those random nobodies over the most famous and honest merchants in the game who all deal with me then you should rethink
[16:31] Squigly144: ya, well i dont know you, so all i had to go on were what people had been saying <shrug>
[16:31] bubbauno: people talk shit all the time because they are jealous or just want to cause trouble
[16:32] bubbauno: why don't you find out yourself instead of making judgements on what other people "claim" to have heard about me
[16:32] bubbauno: they aren't the ones selling the unique items
[16:33] bubbauno: you obviously asked the wrong people.. anyone who has ever dealt with me has been pleased
[16:33] Squigly144: yes, you are wise and make good points
[16:34] bubbauno: it's the people who are too poor to afford anything.. and hear that I make 50m on one item
[16:34] bubbauno: so they say I must have lied or stolen it
[16:34] bubbauno: cause nobody could be that good
[16:34] bubbauno: shrug
[16:34] bubbauno: I sold 20 billion worth of gear last year to over 100 different people
[16:34] bubbauno: not one complaint
[16:35] Squigly144: oh wow, im even more impressed
[16:35] bubbauno: do you think I would still be in business if I ripped off people?
[16:35] Squigly144: rhetorical :)
[16:36] bubbauno: anyway.. I provide a service of spreading out the unique and powerful items that would normally be stuck in some GM's or ice age persons locker
[16:36] bubbauno: if you want to buy something I can guarantee you will be pleased
[16:36] bubbauno: if you want to base judgement on what a few other people claim then feel free
[16:36] bubbauno: you'll be the one missing out on all the good stuff
[16:36] bubbauno: ;-)
[16:36] Squigly144: if im not pleased do you have a money back policy?
[16:36] bubbauno: of course
[16:36] bubbauno: 100%
[16:37] Squigly144: has anyone ever exercized that policy?
[16:37] bubbauno: yes
[16:37] Squigly144: can i contact them?
[16:37] bubbauno: no questions asked
[16:37] bubbauno: might take a while to track them down
[16:37] Squigly144: i have time
[16:37] bubbauno: do you know anyone famous?
[16:38] Squigly144: in game?
[16:38] bubbauno: anyone who is remotely famous has dealt with me
[16:38] bubbauno: yes
[16:38] Squigly144: who have you dealt with that has been unhappy and you gave them their money back?
[16:38] bubbauno: they weren't unhappy
[16:38] bubbauno: they couldn't afford it
[16:38] bubbauno: i've never had an unhappy customer
[16:39] Squigly144: ahh, really? never 1
[16:39] bubbauno: sometimes people spend more than they could afford
[16:39] bubbauno: and need to sell it back or their wife will get pissed
[16:39] bubbauno: or can't pay bills or something
[16:39] Squigly144: lol
[16:39] Squigly144: so no one has ever been unhappy with an item you have sold them and asked for a refund?
[16:40] bubbauno: one or two have I think
[16:40] bubbauno: only because they found out later I paid like 20m for it
[16:40] bubbauno: and then sold it to them for 50
[16:40] Squigly144: lol
[16:40] Squigly144: no refund im guessing?
[16:40] bubbauno: shrug
[16:40] bubbauno: if it's a good excuse sure
[16:40] bubbauno: problem with the item.. financial trouble
[16:40] bubbauno: finding out I made a little profit on something... nope
[16:41] bubbauno: anyway.. like I said I deal with hundreds of people every year.. the biggest merchants in the game.. you can choose to deal with me or not
[16:41] bubbauno: but I promise you won't be disappointed
[16:41] bubbauno: you get exactly what you pay for
[16:41] Squigly144: ya
[16:41] bubbauno: either way i'll sell it to someone else
[16:42] bubbauno: and you'll be the one who missed out
[16:42] bubbauno: ;-)
[16:42] Squigly144: :(
[16:42] bubbauno: so let me give you some advice
[16:42] bubbauno: don't miss out
[16:42] Squigly144: lol, any more advice?
[16:42] bubbauno: yeah make judgements for yourself
[16:43] bubbauno: i've bought and sold from at least 4 different GM's characters this year alone
[16:43] Squigly144: so im supposed to make a judgement about you because you are nice on IM? and spend 1300$ on a gut feeling? :)
[16:43] bubbauno: plus some of the big names.. Ardwen.. Tayvin.. Hakonne
[16:43] bubbauno: they wouldn't deal with me if they didn't trust me
[16:43] bubbauno: shrug
[16:43] bubbauno: what are you afraid of?
[16:43] bubbauno: that i'm lying about the items?
[16:44] bubbauno: they aren't mystery items
[16:44] bubbauno: shrug
[16:44] Squigly144: lol, mystery items are funny
[16:45] bubbauno: I just don't see why someone would miss the opportunity to own some of the best items in GS that the properties are well known and confirmed just because of a couple rumors from nobodies
[16:45] bubbauno: seriously what are you so afraid of?
[16:45] Squigly144: items not working as you say, not being happy with them
[16:46] bubbauno: these are extremely famous items
[16:46] bubbauno: they work exactly as they always have.. same as everyone knows
[16:47] Squigly144: k, well, i will be in touch. thanks for your time
[16:47] bubbauno: why would you not be happy with something you already decided you wanted to own?
[16:48] bubbauno: someone must have done a real number on you for you to be so scared to buy nice stuff
[16:48] bubbauno: don't miss your shot at owning nice stuff
[16:50] bubbauno: what's left to think about?
[16:52] Squigly144: i guess not much
[16:52] Squigly144: im just surpised that out of the hundred and hundreds of deals youve completed only 1 or 2 people were unhappy
[16:52] bubbauno: everyone gets exactly what they paid for.. everytime
[16:53] Squigly144: esp. with the critics. i would see more people were unhappy
[16:53] bubbauno: I never lie about the properties of an item
[16:53] bubbauno: the only way someone would ever be unhappy is if something turned out to be different than what I advertised
[16:53] bubbauno: I double check everything with a bard and warrior
[16:53] bubbauno: but the items you are interested in are like extremely famous
[16:53] bubbauno: the dagger has its own website
[16:54] Squigly144: yes, i saw it
[16:54] bubbauno: and the hand is easy to demonstrate
[16:54] bubbauno: what could they possibly turn out to be that you would be unhappy?
[16:54] Squigly144: unsure
[16:54] bubbauno: lol
[16:54] bubbauno: you seem to be unsure about a lot
[16:54] Squigly144: yes
[16:55] bubbauno: well in this case.. if you can't possibly imagine how they items could be any different than I say.. how can they be?
[16:55] bubbauno: you are seriously worrying for nothing
[16:55] Squigly144: anyways, thanks for the info, i got to go for now. i will be in touch
[16:55] bubbauno: shrug
[16:55] bubbauno: I hope so for your sake
[16:55] bubbauno: don't be so scared
[16:55] Squigly144: whats the rush for the sale?
[16:56] bubbauno: locker items?
[16:56] bubbauno: always a rush to get rid of them
[16:56] bubbauno: I have over 2 billion worth of stuff sitting in my locker
[16:56] Squigly144: i will take a bunch of em off your hands for free!!
[16:56] bubbauno: why don't you build up some courage first and buy some nice items before ya start asking for handouts
[16:57] Squigly144: fair enough
thats all for now. sorry so long
[16:18] bubbauno: hey what were you interested in again? I was so drunk last night.. hope I didn't make a fool out of myself
[16:18] bubbauno: hehe don't remember much
[16:22] Squigly144: lol
[16:22] Squigly144: naw, i couldnt tell you were drunk
[16:22] bubbauno: oh thank god
[16:22] bubbauno: one time I swear I lost like 50m
[16:22] bubbauno: cause I dropped my prices when I was drunk
[16:23] bubbauno: did you buy anything?
[16:23] Squigly144: lol, thats like 600$!
[16:23] bubbauno: that's nothing
[16:23] Squigly144: oh? lol. well, to me thats a lot
[16:23] bubbauno: iv'e probably made 300k from GS over my career
[16:23] bubbauno: had like 500m stolen from me
[16:23] bubbauno: over the years
[16:23] Squigly144: oh dear, impressive
[16:24] bubbauno: ya win some ya lose some
[16:24] Squigly144: how about you give me 500M?
[16:24] bubbauno: lol
[16:24] Squigly144: or 100M?
[16:24] Squigly144: or just 1000$?
[16:24] bubbauno: i'd rather sell you some stuff for cheaper than I should
[16:24] bubbauno: what were you interested in again?
[16:24] Squigly144: lo, i bet you would
[16:24] Squigly144: the shadow dagger and wiwards hand
[16:24] Squigly144: wizards
[16:24] bubbauno: oh
[16:25] bubbauno: nice items
[16:25] bubbauno: what'd I tell you? 40-50 for the dagger? 80-90 for the hand?
[16:25] bubbauno: 125 for both? or what?
[16:25] bubbauno: tell the truth now!
[16:25] bubbauno: hehe
[16:25] Squigly144: i cant commit right now though sadly, and to be honest, ymentioning your name doesnt receive stellar reviews <as im sure you are all too familair with>
[16:25] Squigly144: you said 95M for both, i have the log
[16:25] bubbauno: oh wow
[16:25] bubbauno: that is cheap
[16:25] bubbauno: heh
[16:25] Squigly144: my AIM is trillian, so it logs everything
[16:26] Squigly144:
[00:22] bubbauno: hand is really amazing
[00:22] bubbauno: Ardwen says prolly one of the top 5 oldest items left in the game
[00:22] bubbauno: hehe
[00:23] Squigly144: right
[00:23] bubbauno: hopin for close to 70 on the hand and 40 on the dagger
[00:23] bubbauno: i'd do something like 100 for both
[00:23] bubbauno: actually 95 if you can do all coin
[16:26] bubbauno: ah
[16:26] Squigly144: :)
[16:26] bubbauno: I believe ya
[16:26] bubbauno: so which do you want?
[16:26] Squigly144: i need some more time though, i know ya dont ike leaving things open ended, but it has to be so right now
[16:26] bubbauno: how come?
[16:26] Squigly144: lol
[16:26] Squigly144: [00:29] bubbauno: You see a twisted hand with old leathery skin.
It is clenched tightly into a fist.
An eerie whisper rings in your ears, "I am holding 851574427 of your silver coins, Master"
[00:29] bubbauno: not tryin to brag
[00:29] bubbauno: but you're right it's not that much
[00:29] bubbauno: hehe
[16:27] Squigly144: hehe
[16:27] Squigly144: also from you obviously
[16:27] bubbauno: oh geez I was drunk
[16:27] bubbauno: so why can't you buy something now if you can afford it?
[16:27] Squigly144: see above
[16:27] bubbauno: what?
[16:27] Squigly144: [16:25] bubbauno: hehe
[16:25] Squigly144: i cant commit right now though sadly, and to be honest, ymentioning your name doesnt receive stellar reviews <as im sure you are all too familair with>
[16:27] bubbauno: not sure what you mean
[16:28] Squigly144: but hey, you made 300, 000$ in GS items!!! wow
[16:28] bubbauno: I have a perfect record
[16:28] Squigly144: thats amazing
[16:28] Squigly144: spend it all on booze?
[16:29] bubbauno: my last few deals have been with GM Khaladon, Ardwen, Tayvin, Hakonne, Odysia, Plur
[16:29] bubbauno: I can get 50 references
[16:29] Squigly144: ahh
[16:29] bubbauno: I can't believe you would judge someone based on what other people say
[16:29] Squigly144: how do you deal with GMs? cant they just make their own items?
[16:30] bubbauno: I deal with their PC's
[16:30] bubbauno: lots of people are jealous because they find out how much money I make on items
[16:30] Squigly144: makes sense
[16:30] bubbauno: i've never ripped off anyone in my life.. but some people don't like my buy low sell high methods
[16:31] bubbauno: so if you want to believe those random nobodies over the most famous and honest merchants in the game who all deal with me then you should rethink
[16:31] Squigly144: ya, well i dont know you, so all i had to go on were what people had been saying <shrug>
[16:31] bubbauno: people talk shit all the time because they are jealous or just want to cause trouble
[16:32] bubbauno: why don't you find out yourself instead of making judgements on what other people "claim" to have heard about me
[16:32] bubbauno: they aren't the ones selling the unique items
[16:33] bubbauno: you obviously asked the wrong people.. anyone who has ever dealt with me has been pleased
[16:33] Squigly144: yes, you are wise and make good points
[16:34] bubbauno: it's the people who are too poor to afford anything.. and hear that I make 50m on one item
[16:34] bubbauno: so they say I must have lied or stolen it
[16:34] bubbauno: cause nobody could be that good
[16:34] bubbauno: shrug
[16:34] bubbauno: I sold 20 billion worth of gear last year to over 100 different people
[16:34] bubbauno: not one complaint
[16:35] Squigly144: oh wow, im even more impressed
[16:35] bubbauno: do you think I would still be in business if I ripped off people?
[16:35] Squigly144: rhetorical :)
[16:36] bubbauno: anyway.. I provide a service of spreading out the unique and powerful items that would normally be stuck in some GM's or ice age persons locker
[16:36] bubbauno: if you want to buy something I can guarantee you will be pleased
[16:36] bubbauno: if you want to base judgement on what a few other people claim then feel free
[16:36] bubbauno: you'll be the one missing out on all the good stuff
[16:36] bubbauno: ;-)
[16:36] Squigly144: if im not pleased do you have a money back policy?
[16:36] bubbauno: of course
[16:36] bubbauno: 100%
[16:37] Squigly144: has anyone ever exercized that policy?
[16:37] bubbauno: yes
[16:37] Squigly144: can i contact them?
[16:37] bubbauno: no questions asked
[16:37] bubbauno: might take a while to track them down
[16:37] Squigly144: i have time
[16:37] bubbauno: do you know anyone famous?
[16:38] Squigly144: in game?
[16:38] bubbauno: anyone who is remotely famous has dealt with me
[16:38] bubbauno: yes
[16:38] Squigly144: who have you dealt with that has been unhappy and you gave them their money back?
[16:38] bubbauno: they weren't unhappy
[16:38] bubbauno: they couldn't afford it
[16:38] bubbauno: i've never had an unhappy customer
[16:39] Squigly144: ahh, really? never 1
[16:39] bubbauno: sometimes people spend more than they could afford
[16:39] bubbauno: and need to sell it back or their wife will get pissed
[16:39] bubbauno: or can't pay bills or something
[16:39] Squigly144: lol
[16:39] Squigly144: so no one has ever been unhappy with an item you have sold them and asked for a refund?
[16:40] bubbauno: one or two have I think
[16:40] bubbauno: only because they found out later I paid like 20m for it
[16:40] bubbauno: and then sold it to them for 50
[16:40] Squigly144: lol
[16:40] Squigly144: no refund im guessing?
[16:40] bubbauno: shrug
[16:40] bubbauno: if it's a good excuse sure
[16:40] bubbauno: problem with the item.. financial trouble
[16:40] bubbauno: finding out I made a little profit on something... nope
[16:41] bubbauno: anyway.. like I said I deal with hundreds of people every year.. the biggest merchants in the game.. you can choose to deal with me or not
[16:41] bubbauno: but I promise you won't be disappointed
[16:41] bubbauno: you get exactly what you pay for
[16:41] Squigly144: ya
[16:41] bubbauno: either way i'll sell it to someone else
[16:42] bubbauno: and you'll be the one who missed out
[16:42] bubbauno: ;-)
[16:42] Squigly144: :(
[16:42] bubbauno: so let me give you some advice
[16:42] bubbauno: don't miss out
[16:42] Squigly144: lol, any more advice?
[16:42] bubbauno: yeah make judgements for yourself
[16:43] bubbauno: i've bought and sold from at least 4 different GM's characters this year alone
[16:43] Squigly144: so im supposed to make a judgement about you because you are nice on IM? and spend 1300$ on a gut feeling? :)
[16:43] bubbauno: plus some of the big names.. Ardwen.. Tayvin.. Hakonne
[16:43] bubbauno: they wouldn't deal with me if they didn't trust me
[16:43] bubbauno: shrug
[16:43] bubbauno: what are you afraid of?
[16:43] bubbauno: that i'm lying about the items?
[16:44] bubbauno: they aren't mystery items
[16:44] bubbauno: shrug
[16:44] Squigly144: lol, mystery items are funny
[16:45] bubbauno: I just don't see why someone would miss the opportunity to own some of the best items in GS that the properties are well known and confirmed just because of a couple rumors from nobodies
[16:45] bubbauno: seriously what are you so afraid of?
[16:45] Squigly144: items not working as you say, not being happy with them
[16:46] bubbauno: these are extremely famous items
[16:46] bubbauno: they work exactly as they always have.. same as everyone knows
[16:47] Squigly144: k, well, i will be in touch. thanks for your time
[16:47] bubbauno: why would you not be happy with something you already decided you wanted to own?
[16:48] bubbauno: someone must have done a real number on you for you to be so scared to buy nice stuff
[16:48] bubbauno: don't miss your shot at owning nice stuff
[16:50] bubbauno: what's left to think about?
[16:52] Squigly144: i guess not much
[16:52] Squigly144: im just surpised that out of the hundred and hundreds of deals youve completed only 1 or 2 people were unhappy
[16:52] bubbauno: everyone gets exactly what they paid for.. everytime
[16:53] Squigly144: esp. with the critics. i would see more people were unhappy
[16:53] bubbauno: I never lie about the properties of an item
[16:53] bubbauno: the only way someone would ever be unhappy is if something turned out to be different than what I advertised
[16:53] bubbauno: I double check everything with a bard and warrior
[16:53] bubbauno: but the items you are interested in are like extremely famous
[16:53] bubbauno: the dagger has its own website
[16:54] Squigly144: yes, i saw it
[16:54] bubbauno: and the hand is easy to demonstrate
[16:54] bubbauno: what could they possibly turn out to be that you would be unhappy?
[16:54] Squigly144: unsure
[16:54] bubbauno: lol
[16:54] bubbauno: you seem to be unsure about a lot
[16:54] Squigly144: yes
[16:55] bubbauno: well in this case.. if you can't possibly imagine how they items could be any different than I say.. how can they be?
[16:55] bubbauno: you are seriously worrying for nothing
[16:55] Squigly144: anyways, thanks for the info, i got to go for now. i will be in touch
[16:55] bubbauno: shrug
[16:55] bubbauno: I hope so for your sake
[16:55] bubbauno: don't be so scared
[16:55] Squigly144: whats the rush for the sale?
[16:56] bubbauno: locker items?
[16:56] bubbauno: always a rush to get rid of them
[16:56] bubbauno: I have over 2 billion worth of stuff sitting in my locker
[16:56] Squigly144: i will take a bunch of em off your hands for free!!
[16:56] bubbauno: why don't you build up some courage first and buy some nice items before ya start asking for handouts
[16:57] Squigly144: fair enough
thats all for now. sorry so long