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Gan
05-07-2007, 10:18 AM
ALBANY, Oregon (AP) -- These guys were not exactly Snap, Crackle and Pop.

What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy's ear -- "like Rice Krispies" -- ended up as an earache, and the doctor's diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear.

"They were walking on my eardrums," Jesse Courtney said.(Watch how an earache led to the creepy discovery (javascript:cnnVideo('play','/video/offbeat/2007/05/07/smith.or.spiderboy.kgw','2009/05/06');) http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/1.5/main/icon_video.gif (javascript:cnnVideo('play','javascript:cnnVideo(' play','/video/offbeat/2007/05/07/smith.or.spiderboy.kgw','2009/05/06');','2007/05/07');))

One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader's left ear canal. His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear -- "like Rice Krispies."

Dr. David Irvine said it looked like the boy had something in his ear when he examined him.

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders -- now both dead -- as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/07/spiderboy.ap/index.html

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Ok, now I have the heeby jeebies. :spaz:

Artha
05-07-2007, 10:35 AM
I was going to post this the other day but it slipped my mind.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/321940524_997fbcccbc.jpg
GIMME THAT EAR

CrystalTears
05-07-2007, 11:06 AM
Gah! Why did I click on this link, why?! :banghead: Ew ew ew.

Gan
05-07-2007, 11:10 AM
You were warned...


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ignot
05-07-2007, 07:42 PM
That's nasty. Now anytime i get an earache im gonna be thinking spiders. Is there some crazy stat like we eat 20 spiders a year or something?

Sean of the Thread
05-07-2007, 07:53 PM
Everytime I get an earache I think of cancer.. but hey think of spiders if it makes you feel better.

Ignot
05-07-2007, 08:05 PM
Better then maggots i guess.

Apathy
05-07-2007, 08:13 PM
I think the question remains: did this little fuck EVER take a shower?

Add: I just noticed it was in Oregon. I'd bet his parents are neo-hippies with dreads.

Ignot
05-07-2007, 09:31 PM
Jesse was given the spiders -- now both dead -- as a souvenir.

I blame the parents for his invested ear. you can't let your kid keep them let alone take them to school....weirdos

Fallen
05-07-2007, 11:04 PM
Gross.

Warriorbird
09-13-2007, 12:54 AM
I figured this'd be the best place for this.

French STD prevention poster. Wear those dental dams!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1260/1370141732_d842162580_o.jpg

thefarmer
09-13-2007, 01:21 AM
Yay for arachnists?

Khariz
09-13-2007, 01:22 AM
I figured this'd be the best place for this.

French STD prevention poster. Wear those dental dams!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1260/1370141732_d842162580_o.jpg

That's actually pretty hot.

TheEschaton
09-13-2007, 01:36 AM
Wait, spiders have AIDS?

Warriorbird
09-13-2007, 01:38 AM
I can't show the other poster....but the implication is unprotected sex is sex with giant bugs.

sst
09-13-2007, 03:31 AM
show it!

Warriorbird
09-13-2007, 04:44 AM
Sadly it features ass.

DCSL
09-13-2007, 04:55 AM
Show it anyway! Or PM it to me. 'cause if it's as hot as the first one, I'll be saving it to my HD.

sst
09-13-2007, 05:59 AM
Sadly it features ass.

Man ass or woman ass?

Asha
09-13-2007, 06:15 AM
Nope i still found it horrific. I couldn't even look long enough to check out the honey.

Celephais
09-13-2007, 08:24 AM
Gah... I googled it... is it the one with a scorpion? Cause it's man ass :(

Warriorbird
09-13-2007, 05:53 PM
Yeah. There were other reasons I didn't post it.

Lomoriond
09-13-2007, 06:37 PM
SONOFABITCH... Why'd it have to be Albany?


I now have to stop and check my ears for spiders at least once an hour

Bobmuhthol
09-13-2007, 06:52 PM
<<Wait, spiders have AIDS?>>

Aides literally means assistances.

In French, AIDS = SIDA.

lol, I just noticed that small caption. "Without protection, it is with the AIDS that you make the love."

Ignot
09-13-2007, 07:39 PM
Man ass or woman ass?

Spider ass