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Soulpieced
06-27-2003, 11:47 PM
Lady XXXXX cheerfully says, "ick"
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Lady XXXXX gags.
>l
[Raging Thrak Inn, Trophy Room]
The charred form of a fireplace occasionally billows small clouds of dust from a spot away from the crowd in the tavern. Charred animal skins lie before the hearth, flanked on either side by clawed and raggedly ripped couches. Broken and blackened trophies of forgotten hunts line the burnt and stained walls. You also see a thrak hide curtain, a large fireplace with some stuff on it and a simple wooden wastebasket.
Also here: Lady XXXXX who is sitting, Lord Devo
Obvious exits: east, northeast
>
Lady XXXXX pokes you in the ribs.
>'She likes my pavis
You say, "She likes my pavis"
>nod devo
You nod to Devo.
>
Lady XXXXX gags.
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Devo confidently says, "While small it looks effective"
>'It's huge
You say, "It's huge"
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Devo snickers.
>'You have any idea how much that thing weighs?
>
You ask, "You have any idea how much that thing weighs?"
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Lady XXXXX cheerfully says, "i would be vometing right now but i didnt eat anything to vomet"
>'I mean, the bloody thing is gigantic
You say, "I mean, the bloody thing is gigantic"
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Devo confidently says, "As long as you dont vomit"
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Wilsonet just arrived.
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Devo glances at Lady XXXXX.
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Wilsonet just went east.
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Your songs renew.
>nod Devo
You nod to Devo.
Lady XXXXX gags.
>
Devo confidently says, "Soul's bloody pavise"
>
Devo winces.
>in
You are wearing a gold-flecked urglaes pavis bound with brass edging, some halfling chain mail, a quicksilver-filled infinity symbol, a pair of vambraces, a woven mithril alloy mesh cloak, an intricate eog and mithril scabbard, a navaal quarter note, a smooth pure shaalk clasp, a spiked eog full helm, a leather rucksack, a soft doeskin leather sack and a pair of galvorn-toed boots.
>'It's not bloody
You say, "It's not bloody"
>
Lady XXXXX cheerfully says, "ick ick ick"
>
Devo confidently says, "It would be if you used it ever"
>
Lady XXXXX begins to twitch.
>stare
You stare at nothing in particular.
>
Lady XXXXX flinches.
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Devo starts chortling.
>
Lady XXXXX flinches.
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Lady XXXXX flinches.
'Just because my pavis never gets used doesn't mean it doesn't have feelings
>You say, "Just because my pavis never gets used doesn't mean it doesn't have feelings"
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Devo cackles!
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Lady XXXXX cheerfully says, "oh god"
>
Lady XXXXX stands up.
>'Gotta raise it occasionally to keep it happy
You say, "Gotta raise it occasionally to keep it happy"
Lady XXXXX cheerfully says, "im going to vomit so be back never"
>
Lady XXXXX just went northeast.
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
>
Devo confidently says, "Whats wrong with her"
>whi devo Do you think she had any idea we were talking about my shield?
You quietly whisper to Devo, "Do you think she had any idea we were talking about my shield?"


[Edited on 6-28-2003 by Soulpieced]

[Edited on 6-30-2003 by Soulpieced]

Red Devil
06-29-2003, 05:36 AM
More idiots abusing the "tone" for talking

GS4Gurl
06-29-2003, 06:48 PM
omg I hate that so much...its one of the reasons i dont play much anymore

Lady Dumbass cheerfully says, "ick, ick, ick!" or
Lady Dimwit seductively says, "Ow will someone heal my missing arm!"

Soulpieced
06-29-2003, 07:35 PM
Person in question is Zafyra in case anyone is curious.

Parkbandit
06-30-2003, 09:13 AM
Do you play the character of Vif as well Soulpieced?

Soulpieced
06-30-2003, 11:32 AM
I wouldn't be surprised

Soulpieced
06-30-2003, 09:42 PM
Moxxa [subdued]: "people come older than me and in numbers to try to kill me and the MORONS fail! MOXXOR!"

So stupid, yet somehow hilarious

AnticorRifling
06-30-2003, 11:22 PM
Moxxa cracks me up because he will put his money where his mouth is. I haven't seen him talk smack and not take his beating yet. He doesn't log or run like some folks I've seen.

Soulpieced
07-01-2003, 04:39 PM
Where in North Carolina are you from Anticor? Just curious.

AnticorRifling
07-02-2003, 10:53 AM
Stationed on Cherry Point which is in between New Bern and Atlantic beach.

Soulpieced
07-09-2003, 09:23 PM
Excite says, "SIMUTRONICS IS A SCAM THEY ARE CHANGING THINGS NOT TO MAKE IT MORE ENJOYABLE FOR THIER CONSUMERS THEY ARE DOING IT SO THE CAN GET DEEPER INTO YOUR POCKETS THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT MONEY THE GMSS ARE PUSSIES AND ONLY CARE ABOUT THIERS FRIENDS AND DONT GET PAYED FOR DOING IT SO THATS WHY THEY DONT CARE THEY DONT HAVE ANYONE BREATHIKNG DOWN THEIRD NECK TO DO IT YOU POEPLE ARE SHITS ESPEACIALLY PROTIUS GO GET A XBOX LIVE AND ENJOUY IT ITS MUCH FUNNER THAN THESE PEOPOE AND THEIR PROBLEMS @#$$)()*$#@(*&#@$(*&#@(&$(*&@#$(*&#@$(*&#@(*&#@$(* &#@$(*& @#$(*&#@$(*&#@$(*&#@$(*&#@$(*&@#$(*&#@$(*&#@$(*&@# $(*&#@$(*&@#(*&#@$(*&#@($*&#@($*&#@$(*&#@$(*&#@$(* &#@$(*&#@$(*&#@$(*

Skirmisher
07-09-2003, 09:25 PM
Wow, way to be original.

Scott
07-09-2003, 09:35 PM
Wouldn't it be cheaper to keep things the way they are?

Bobmuhthol
07-09-2003, 10:43 PM
The excessive typoes pretty much defeated the purpose of trying to be the voice of reason. Also,
<<(GMs only) CARE ABOUT THIERS FRIENDS AND DONT GET PAYED FOR DOING IT>>
Wrong answer. GMs not only have to be legally proven to be eighteen, but they must also sign a contract with such legal issues as never revealing a single thing about GMs that isn't public information. In other words, they get paid for being GMs.

Edaarin
07-09-2003, 11:18 PM
Ugh. GM's are pussies? How about rolling up a newbie so you can bitch about Simu without fear of repercussions?