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Gan
04-23-2007, 09:12 PM
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

Developing...

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1p.htm
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:lol:

Anyone seen Strayrogue lately???

Now we need to see tighter control on knives, man I tell you...

Artha
04-23-2007, 09:14 PM
That must've been some really awful service. Shit.

Ignot
04-23-2007, 09:29 PM
Well....I guess if you have decided to cut your penis off it would be a diservice to do it in the comfort of your own home all alone. Why not share it with the world by doing it in a pizza place. I only hope he did it in one slice b/c nobody wants to chop their wang off only to find that it takes a few strokes.

Sean of the Thread
04-23-2007, 09:40 PM
Awesome THAT TOOK SOME BALLS!


"and popped his penis out."

Stanley Burrell
04-24-2007, 08:02 AM
Rumor has it they were low on pepperoni.

Tea & Strumpets
04-24-2007, 09:20 AM
Awesome THAT TOOK SOME BALLS!


"and popped his penis out."


Well we might have lax gun control laws over here in the states, but you don't see us running into Pizza restaurants and cutting our dongs off!

Gan
04-24-2007, 10:27 AM
Good thing he didnt have a gun...

Tea & Strumpets
04-24-2007, 10:50 AM
Sounds like the restaurant was at fault, I smell lawsuit. It sounds like they were using really sharp knives for cutting pizza dough, when something like this would have done the job just fine.

http://www.caviarrusse.com/caviar_russe/images/caviar/medium/butterknife.jpg

Keller
04-24-2007, 10:57 AM
fault


I blame Dar.