Nieninque
04-20-2007, 08:57 AM
Now that mom has spoken, daddy has a few words - these are going to be overly harsh words. Even though I've slept on this I'm still very angry.
1. A ton of our veterans just went, "lol got to go!" after the first two wipes - some of you had good reason to leave, some of you just logged off or disconnected without a word - wow, I'm so glad our time investing in your gear was sooooo worth it - you guys are awesome! Seriously, I'm so glad we've all spent so much time gearing you up just so you can conveniently disconnect on a shitty raid night and not give any of our newer/casual players any advice what so ever.
2. We had to replace a ton of our healers with off-specc'd healers - GG having our feral druids heal because none of our priests or regular paladins were online.
3. Some of the healing assignments as I learned later were completely fucked up - who the fuck put [paladin] on group heals? I'd like to strangle you.
4. We had some tanks who seriously didn't have a fucking clue what the fuck they were in that fight for. I mean seriously - when the MT has aggro on Doomwalker, and has dragged him back to the middle, don't taunt him off the MT please. It fucks up the aggro - DPS has to stop to adjust to the new aggro levels.
5. DPS SUCKED - you people need to learn to mash a macro that casts the correct spell rotation or something I don't know. A HUGE part of our problem with this fight last night was simply that DPS SUCKED - some of you were so retarded about overrun mechanics that you just didn't DPS at all. Do you DPS people know how the overrun mechanics work?
When DPS sucks - you end up with last night - 8 fucking minutes of Doomwalker stomping on your raid, your healers going oom, and not enough DPS to get through the enrage.
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WITH YOUR DEMO SPECCS, OR YOU FUCKING RETARD FROST SPECS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GUILD - UNLESS YOUR NAME IS XXXX AND HAVE A FULL SET OF OVERPOWERED TAILORING GEAR - YOU SHOULD NOT BE SPECC'D THE WAY YOU ARE!
On our last attempt I died because I got caught in an earthquake after my group healer died (because of I don't know what reason he probably healed too much during an overrun transition and got wafflestomped). I was dead for a good 20% of the encounter. How the fuck did I still maintain #1 on DPS? By a margin of around 25%? Before I died I had done 50% more damage than the guy below me.
This tells me our ranged DPS was absolute crap because:
1. You're a fucktard and you don't know how overrun mechanics works no matter how many goddamn times it was explained over vent and so you just kicked back and DPS'd lite because you're too lazy to ask someone how the mechanics properly work.
2. You have really shitty gear and expect to get geared up via raids - BTW, this applies to everyone not just DPS. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE! TBC IS A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME! KARAZHAN IS NOT FUCKING SNOOZE BORE MC WHERE 20 PEOPLE DO ALL THE WORK AND 20 CASUALS PICK UP PURPLES BY TAGGING ALONG. If you have even one dipshit retard casual in your raid in Karazhan, Aran will lol and kick your fucking ass and EVERYONE wipes. YOU FUCKING RETARD CASUALS NEED TO SHAPE UP OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
Look at my gear - MOST of my gear does NOT come from Karazhan, I don't have a single peice of gear from Gruul, I've absconded my Karazhan spots so other DPS casters can go and get gear. I have a total of 4 peices from Karazhan (some of which were barely upgrades from blues). MOST of my gear comes from 5 mans and heroics.
IF YOU ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO RUN GOD DAMN EZ-MODE 5 MANS TO GEAR YOURSELF UP FOR RAID PROGRESSION, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GUILD!
DO NOT FUCKING COME TO MY RAIDS IN YOUR SHITTY FUCKING LEVEL 65 BLUES OR GREENS AND EXPECT EPIC REPLACEMENTS!
YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS WHO SAY, 'LOL GEAR DOESN'T MATTER IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PLAYA!' You are the biggest fucking problem. I wish you idiots would choke yourselves - There are now HARD MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS on DPS/Tanking/Healing for these fights which are FAR FAR above anything you've ever seen in WoW 1.0. IF YOU CANNOT FUCKING MIN/MAX YOUR OWN FUCKING TOON GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GUILD!
I look at armory sometimes - and I see caster dpsers with +500 damage or healers not even breaking +900 healing - and I think to myself, why the fuck did I bother inviting this fucktard? He is completely fucking useless to me. It's been a good 2 weeks and I still see him with those retarded shitty green bracers with no stats - wow good fucking game.
Yes, you retards, those of you who do not know how to fucking go on Thottbot and research gear, you retards who can not go on Armory and see how good raiders are geared and then look up how you can get it - you retards are fucking lazy and have 0 fucking initiative. You people have completely the wrong fucking attitude - YOU DON'T FUCKING RAID FOR GEAR YOU DIPSHIT! GEAR ENABLES YOU TO RAID! IF YOU DON'T MEET THE GEAR REQUIREMENTS FOR AN ENCOUNTER - SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO FUCKING PICK UP YOUR FUCKING SLACK! YOU ARE A FUCKING LEECH! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GUILD!
3. I hate you casuals - yeah. Some of you are veteran, some of you are new. But I hate you all and I wish you would just remove yourselves from this guild if you can't see your involvement going past 50% mark. Seriously - you're just a fucking leech, you're useless to me. If you can't fucking log on 4 days out of the week and be in a raid with at LEAST top notch blues for 4 hours - you're useless. You're just here to come on farming runs - I see this alot and it makes me sad that even some of our veterans have this attitude.
Why? Does this make me sad?
4. I also hate you people with ADD with 123123213 alts - unless that alt is a farming alt - you're wasting timing leveling an alt when you could be collecting materials for crafted gear for your main - or finding some other way of progressing your main in other ways besides raiding.
WORK ON YOUR FUCKING MAIN, STOP FUCKING WASTING YOUR TIME ON RETARDED ALTS THAT ARE OF NO USE TO OUR RAID TEAM! DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT OPPORTUNITY LOSS MEANS?
Last night was really fucking shitty.
There was really nothing more the officers could have done. The strat was literally given to you on a silver fucking platter and a raid full of shit casuals, some of our flakier veterans couldn't perform.
Yes, most of that raid was our shitty casual roster.
You guys need to 1. get better fucking gear, and 2. learn game mechanics in raids.
Shape the fuck up, or I'm not going to lead your fucking raids. I have better shit to do with my time than wipe with a bunch of idiot scrubs.
If you're going to be a casual - at least be a good casual - like the kind, "oh snap, XXXX is online, cool let's grab him he's plug and play, he's got decent gear and he's smart"
Casuals who I see as flakey, ungeared, dumbass shits who can't learn an easy encounter like doomwalker after 2 wipes - I will just boot because you people are a waste of everyone's time.
LAST NIGHT WAS FUCKING SCRUB.
MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING PLAY THIS GAME, BECAUSE I FUCKING SWEAR YOU IDIOTS IN THE GUILD DON'T FUCKING SHAPE UP - THOSE OF US WHO PICK UP YOUR FUCKING SLACK WILL MOVE TO A FUCKING DIFFERENT SERVER!
I swear - if I have to raid again with a bunch of ungeared idiots in greens with no fucking clue about game mechanics - I will fucking gquit and you will have to find another raid leader.
Don't fucking waste my time ever fucking again.
Also - another problem was a bunch of our idiot healers couldn't make it past the 9k hp cut off for the encounter. But didn't bother speaking up about it.
Wow good fucking game.
You retards who don't know how to keep multiple sets of gear and just dispose of anything without the highest +dmg or +heal - wow, way to look forward about different raid encounters.
I saw healers dying during earthquakes.
That was just seriously fucking pathetic. YOU ARE THE GOD DAMN FOUNDATION AND STABILIZER FOR YOUR GROUP! And you yourself cannot survive the transitions because you're in your fucking retarded green/blue shit gear with no stam and all spirit?
Wow.
To you healers who died during earthquakes - you suck shit.
It also fucking rocks having to think for 24 other people and micromanage them during a raid because they were too fucking lazy to read pages on pages of advice/strat/explanations i post on these forums before we even go into the encounter.
Wow.
I spend my fucking precious time (oodles of hours and hours) so we can be prepared for raids, and some of you fucking retards can not bother to sit down for 30 fucking minutes and read it and watch a stupid little 10 minute movie.
I really hate you people who do not come to raids prepared without a fucking clue about what the encounter is about.
You scrubs, you leeches, you hangers on - you waste not only your own time, but every one else's time - you people don't shape up and make our lives easier - hell...
YOU CAN STAY!
I'LL LEAVE!
Obvious this guild just wants to be another Short Bus
LAWLS
1. A ton of our veterans just went, "lol got to go!" after the first two wipes - some of you had good reason to leave, some of you just logged off or disconnected without a word - wow, I'm so glad our time investing in your gear was sooooo worth it - you guys are awesome! Seriously, I'm so glad we've all spent so much time gearing you up just so you can conveniently disconnect on a shitty raid night and not give any of our newer/casual players any advice what so ever.
2. We had to replace a ton of our healers with off-specc'd healers - GG having our feral druids heal because none of our priests or regular paladins were online.
3. Some of the healing assignments as I learned later were completely fucked up - who the fuck put [paladin] on group heals? I'd like to strangle you.
4. We had some tanks who seriously didn't have a fucking clue what the fuck they were in that fight for. I mean seriously - when the MT has aggro on Doomwalker, and has dragged him back to the middle, don't taunt him off the MT please. It fucks up the aggro - DPS has to stop to adjust to the new aggro levels.
5. DPS SUCKED - you people need to learn to mash a macro that casts the correct spell rotation or something I don't know. A HUGE part of our problem with this fight last night was simply that DPS SUCKED - some of you were so retarded about overrun mechanics that you just didn't DPS at all. Do you DPS people know how the overrun mechanics work?
When DPS sucks - you end up with last night - 8 fucking minutes of Doomwalker stomping on your raid, your healers going oom, and not enough DPS to get through the enrage.
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WITH YOUR DEMO SPECCS, OR YOU FUCKING RETARD FROST SPECS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GUILD - UNLESS YOUR NAME IS XXXX AND HAVE A FULL SET OF OVERPOWERED TAILORING GEAR - YOU SHOULD NOT BE SPECC'D THE WAY YOU ARE!
On our last attempt I died because I got caught in an earthquake after my group healer died (because of I don't know what reason he probably healed too much during an overrun transition and got wafflestomped). I was dead for a good 20% of the encounter. How the fuck did I still maintain #1 on DPS? By a margin of around 25%? Before I died I had done 50% more damage than the guy below me.
This tells me our ranged DPS was absolute crap because:
1. You're a fucktard and you don't know how overrun mechanics works no matter how many goddamn times it was explained over vent and so you just kicked back and DPS'd lite because you're too lazy to ask someone how the mechanics properly work.
2. You have really shitty gear and expect to get geared up via raids - BTW, this applies to everyone not just DPS. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE! TBC IS A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME! KARAZHAN IS NOT FUCKING SNOOZE BORE MC WHERE 20 PEOPLE DO ALL THE WORK AND 20 CASUALS PICK UP PURPLES BY TAGGING ALONG. If you have even one dipshit retard casual in your raid in Karazhan, Aran will lol and kick your fucking ass and EVERYONE wipes. YOU FUCKING RETARD CASUALS NEED TO SHAPE UP OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
Look at my gear - MOST of my gear does NOT come from Karazhan, I don't have a single peice of gear from Gruul, I've absconded my Karazhan spots so other DPS casters can go and get gear. I have a total of 4 peices from Karazhan (some of which were barely upgrades from blues). MOST of my gear comes from 5 mans and heroics.
IF YOU ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO RUN GOD DAMN EZ-MODE 5 MANS TO GEAR YOURSELF UP FOR RAID PROGRESSION, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GUILD!
DO NOT FUCKING COME TO MY RAIDS IN YOUR SHITTY FUCKING LEVEL 65 BLUES OR GREENS AND EXPECT EPIC REPLACEMENTS!
YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS WHO SAY, 'LOL GEAR DOESN'T MATTER IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PLAYA!' You are the biggest fucking problem. I wish you idiots would choke yourselves - There are now HARD MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS on DPS/Tanking/Healing for these fights which are FAR FAR above anything you've ever seen in WoW 1.0. IF YOU CANNOT FUCKING MIN/MAX YOUR OWN FUCKING TOON GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GUILD!
I look at armory sometimes - and I see caster dpsers with +500 damage or healers not even breaking +900 healing - and I think to myself, why the fuck did I bother inviting this fucktard? He is completely fucking useless to me. It's been a good 2 weeks and I still see him with those retarded shitty green bracers with no stats - wow good fucking game.
Yes, you retards, those of you who do not know how to fucking go on Thottbot and research gear, you retards who can not go on Armory and see how good raiders are geared and then look up how you can get it - you retards are fucking lazy and have 0 fucking initiative. You people have completely the wrong fucking attitude - YOU DON'T FUCKING RAID FOR GEAR YOU DIPSHIT! GEAR ENABLES YOU TO RAID! IF YOU DON'T MEET THE GEAR REQUIREMENTS FOR AN ENCOUNTER - SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO FUCKING PICK UP YOUR FUCKING SLACK! YOU ARE A FUCKING LEECH! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GUILD!
3. I hate you casuals - yeah. Some of you are veteran, some of you are new. But I hate you all and I wish you would just remove yourselves from this guild if you can't see your involvement going past 50% mark. Seriously - you're just a fucking leech, you're useless to me. If you can't fucking log on 4 days out of the week and be in a raid with at LEAST top notch blues for 4 hours - you're useless. You're just here to come on farming runs - I see this alot and it makes me sad that even some of our veterans have this attitude.
Why? Does this make me sad?
4. I also hate you people with ADD with 123123213 alts - unless that alt is a farming alt - you're wasting timing leveling an alt when you could be collecting materials for crafted gear for your main - or finding some other way of progressing your main in other ways besides raiding.
WORK ON YOUR FUCKING MAIN, STOP FUCKING WASTING YOUR TIME ON RETARDED ALTS THAT ARE OF NO USE TO OUR RAID TEAM! DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT OPPORTUNITY LOSS MEANS?
Last night was really fucking shitty.
There was really nothing more the officers could have done. The strat was literally given to you on a silver fucking platter and a raid full of shit casuals, some of our flakier veterans couldn't perform.
Yes, most of that raid was our shitty casual roster.
You guys need to 1. get better fucking gear, and 2. learn game mechanics in raids.
Shape the fuck up, or I'm not going to lead your fucking raids. I have better shit to do with my time than wipe with a bunch of idiot scrubs.
If you're going to be a casual - at least be a good casual - like the kind, "oh snap, XXXX is online, cool let's grab him he's plug and play, he's got decent gear and he's smart"
Casuals who I see as flakey, ungeared, dumbass shits who can't learn an easy encounter like doomwalker after 2 wipes - I will just boot because you people are a waste of everyone's time.
LAST NIGHT WAS FUCKING SCRUB.
MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING PLAY THIS GAME, BECAUSE I FUCKING SWEAR YOU IDIOTS IN THE GUILD DON'T FUCKING SHAPE UP - THOSE OF US WHO PICK UP YOUR FUCKING SLACK WILL MOVE TO A FUCKING DIFFERENT SERVER!
I swear - if I have to raid again with a bunch of ungeared idiots in greens with no fucking clue about game mechanics - I will fucking gquit and you will have to find another raid leader.
Don't fucking waste my time ever fucking again.
Also - another problem was a bunch of our idiot healers couldn't make it past the 9k hp cut off for the encounter. But didn't bother speaking up about it.
Wow good fucking game.
You retards who don't know how to keep multiple sets of gear and just dispose of anything without the highest +dmg or +heal - wow, way to look forward about different raid encounters.
I saw healers dying during earthquakes.
That was just seriously fucking pathetic. YOU ARE THE GOD DAMN FOUNDATION AND STABILIZER FOR YOUR GROUP! And you yourself cannot survive the transitions because you're in your fucking retarded green/blue shit gear with no stam and all spirit?
Wow.
To you healers who died during earthquakes - you suck shit.
It also fucking rocks having to think for 24 other people and micromanage them during a raid because they were too fucking lazy to read pages on pages of advice/strat/explanations i post on these forums before we even go into the encounter.
Wow.
I spend my fucking precious time (oodles of hours and hours) so we can be prepared for raids, and some of you fucking retards can not bother to sit down for 30 fucking minutes and read it and watch a stupid little 10 minute movie.
I really hate you people who do not come to raids prepared without a fucking clue about what the encounter is about.
You scrubs, you leeches, you hangers on - you waste not only your own time, but every one else's time - you people don't shape up and make our lives easier - hell...
YOU CAN STAY!
I'LL LEAVE!
Obvious this guild just wants to be another Short Bus
LAWLS