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Liberi Fatali
04-15-2007, 09:41 PM
his corner of the bazaar, its beams and pillars of thick timber supporting massive granite blocks mortared seamlessly top-to-bottom and end-to-end. Wooden benches flank an arched entryway, extending to the structure's corners in either direction. Sitting cross-legged on the cobbles, a young elven academian rests his back against the building as he peers attentively into his book. You also see the Jenovadeath disk, the Maliku disk, a rough slab of silver and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Maliku who is lying down, Karlite
Obvious paths: north, east, southeast, south, west
>exp

[Entering rest mode...press any key to resume.]

Level: 100 Deeds: 18
Experience: 8627731 Death's Sting: None
Exp. to next TP: 2269 Recent Deaths: 0
Mental TPs: 0 Fame: 103625178
Physical TPs: 39 Mana: 359/359 max
(1584 Phy converted to Mnt)

Your mind is completely saturated. It is imperative that you rest immediately!
>

[Leaving rest mode.]

>chat to kele Yes, I wish!
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat Speaking of warm pleasure.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat I tried some of that warming lube ages ago.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat And it didn't warm my willy up at all.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat Hoho.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat Oh.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
chat Cor Blimey.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat What the.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
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Buen just came trudging in.
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Buen just trudged away moving east.
>chat Oh. What the. I'm here, I'm here.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Buen just came trudging in.
>
Buen just trudged away moving south.
>chat Depressed, eh?
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>'help
You say, "Help."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
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Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
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Maliku says, "Oh."
>
The layer of protection fades away.
>
The sense of peace and security passes away from the area.
>chat Hmm...
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Maliku changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
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Maliku skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
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Maliku changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
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Maliku skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at you.
CS: +393 - TD: +443 + CvA: +5 + d100: +87 - -5 == +47
Warded off!
>
Maliku makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Maliku gestures.
Maliku stands taller, as if bolstered with a sense of confidence.
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Maliku changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
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Maliku skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at you.
CS: +432 - TD: +443 + CvA: +5 + d100: +75 - -5 == +74
Warded off!
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Maliku says, "Oh."
>
Maliku traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
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The dull golden nimbus fades from around you.
>
Maliku gestures at you.
Your senses are no longer as sharp.
The elemental aura around you wavers.
>
Maliku traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
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Maliku gestures at you.
You feel your extra strength departing.
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Maliku says, "H."
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Maliku says, "Hi."
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The hazy film fades from around you.
>chat And who recommended that you take them within such close proximity?
You focus on transmitting your thought.
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Maliku traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
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Maliku gestures at you.
CS: +433 - TD: +443 + CvA: +5 + d100: +23 - -5 == +23
Warded off!
>'You god damn son of a bitch
You say, "You god damn son of a bitch."
>'HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET STRENGTH BACK
You say, "HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET STRENGTH BACK."
>708 mal
Maliku removes a white crystal from in his grey linen burnoose.
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You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Limb Disruption...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Maliku.
CS: +500 - TD: +351 + CvA: -8 + d100: +65 == +206
Warding failed!
His left arm explodes!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>708 mal
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Limb Disruption...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Maliku.
CS: +500 - TD: +351 + CvA: -8 + d100: +86 == +227
Warding failed!
His left leg explodes!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Maliku appears to struggle against his incapacitation.
Maliku somehow rises smoothly to his feet!
>708 mal
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Limb Disruption...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Maliku.
CS: +500 - TD: +351 + CvA: -8 + d100: +93 == +234
Warding failed!
His right leg explodes!
Maliku screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>708 mal
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Limb Disruption...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Maliku.
CS: +500 - TD: +351 + CvA: -8 + d100: +54 == +195
Warding failed!
His right arm explodes!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Translucent streams of mana cascade across Maliku's form as he lets loose with a rallying cry!
Maliku breaks free from his senseless daze!
Maliku rises smoothly to his feet!
>'BO RICHO THAT
You say, "BO RICHO THAT."
>
Maliku changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
Maliku skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
In response to the soothing melody of Maliku's song, your surroundings become calm and still.
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Maliku says, "Hi."
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Maliku offers you a white crystal. Type ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
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Jenovadeath, this is an official warning, that Vulgarity is against GemStone IV policy. If you persist in ignoring these warnings, you risk losing permanent access to GemStone IV on all of your accounts.

If you feel this warning was received in error, please speak to a GameHost by typing ASSIST REQUEST.

You can also learn more about GemStone IV policies online, by typing POLICY while in the game or by visiting http://www.play.net/gs4/gamepolicy.asp.



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Maliku changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
Maliku skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
As Maliku sings, a squall of wind briefly swirls around him.
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With great skill, Maliku removes one of the chords from his harmony while maintaining the symmetry of those that remain.
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The sense of peace and security passes away from the area.
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A severed human arm spasms for a moment on the ground.
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Maliku says, "Oh."
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Bits of dangling flesh fall from a severed human leg.
>who

Active Players: 692

Staff on duty:

Use WHO HELP for more options.
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A severed human arm spasms for a moment on the ground.
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Maliku's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
The mirror images surrounding Maliku undulate and grow stronger.
Maliku renews his songs.
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Bits of dangling flesh fall from a severed human arm.
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A severed human leg oozes blood onto the ground.
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Maliku says, "I seem to be in pain."
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Bits of dangling flesh fall from a severed human arm.
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Maliku gazes in awe at Karlite.
>report Ugh -- and what word was particularly offensive to warrant an official warning without any premonition whatsoever?
REPORT should only be used to notify the GemStone IV staff of emergency situations or gamewide technical errors. Please use ASSIST for general support.


Message sent to all online game staff. While no staff members are currently on duty, there are likely to be several lurking behind the scenes to investigate your report. If you feel the need to speak with the staff, please type ASSIST for a list of options.

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The severed human arm finally stops twitching and decays away.
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The severed human leg finally stops twitching and decays away.
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The severed human arm finally stops twitching and decays away.
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Maliku's offer to you has expired.
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A severed human leg flings itself in to the air one last time, then falls to the ground, still twitching.
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Maliku offers you a white crystal. Type ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
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The bright luminescence fades from around Maliku.
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Maliku taps Karlite lightly on his shoulder.
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Maliku says, "Sir."
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You feel at full magical power again.
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Maliku says, "This heathen has attacked me."
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Maliku seems to slow down and become a bit less nimble.
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Karlite meditates over Maliku.
Karlite takes Maliku's right arm damage.
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Karlite meditates over Maliku.
Karlite takes Maliku's left arm damage.
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Karlite meditates over Maliku.
Karlite screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
Karlite takes Maliku's left leg damage.
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Karlite meditates over Maliku.
Karlite takes Maliku's right leg damage.
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Maliku changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
>report Curiously, I said the word 'feck' this morning and received no mention of 'vulgarity'. Now, I say a phrase commonly referenced and you deem it too harsh? Who the hell issued this warning, so I know who to complain about. Don't hide in the God Damn shadows like a coward.
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Maliku skillfully weaves another verse into his harmony, directing the sound of his voice at you.
CS: +432 - TD: +418 + CvA: +5 + d100: +19 - -5 == +43
Warded off!
Nothing happens.
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Karlite murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Karlite gestures.
Karlite's left arm looks better.
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The misty halo fades from Maliku.
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Karlite murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Karlite gestures.
Karlite's right leg looks better.
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Karlite asks, "Mana?"
>send 150 karl
You face Karlite, close your eyes and begin chanting. Suddenly, a small bolt of energy arcs between the two of you. You awaken, feeling slightly drained, but satisfied that 129 points were successfully transferred to Karlite.
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Karlite murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Karlite gestures.
Karlite's left leg looks better.
>
Karlite murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Karlite gestures.
Karlite's right arm looks better.
>
Karlite murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Karlite gestures.
Karlite's left arm looks better.
>
Karlite murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>
Karlite gestures.
Karlite's right leg looks better.
>
Karlite murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Karlite gestures.
Karlite's left leg looks better.
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* Jyeepi just bit the dust!
>l
[Kharam-Dzu, Bazaar NW]
The broad edifice of the Kharam-Dzu library dominates this corner of the bazaar, its beams and pillars of thick timber supporting massive granite blocks mortared seamlessly top-to-bottom and end-to-end. Wooden benches flank an arched entryway, extending to the structure's corners in either direction. Sitting cross-legged on the cobbles, a young elven academian rests his back against the building as he peers attentively into his book. You also see the Jenovadeath disk, the Maliku disk, a rough slab of silver and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Maliku, Karlite who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, southeast, south, west
>
Jenovadeath just appeared.
You feel yourself being pulled away...
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping.
Obvious exits: none
>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>
Ikaan says, "I assure you, Coward is the last thing I am."
>
You feel the mind of Nessu touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

You feel the mind of Rusteek touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

You feel the mind of Aethor touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

You feel the mind of Jaromil touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

>'Now where the HELL do you come off?
You ask, "Now where the HELL do you come off?"
>
You feel the mind of Jaromil touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

>'Since when is 'son of a bitch' a warnable offense without ANY prior heeding?
You ask, "Since when is 'son of a bitch' a warnable offense without ANY prior heeding?"
>
* Khazfuq just bit the dust!
>l
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping. You also see the Jenovadeath disk.
Also here: GameMaster Ikaan
Obvious exits: none
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>
Ikaan says, "Gsfeedback@simutronics.com is the venue you seek. Perhaps they'll acquiesce to your interrogation. I will not. God Damn Son of a Bitch isn't something we expect to hear all over the game. You've got plenty enough warnings to know better than to be cussing out the game."
>
You feel the mind of Jaromil touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

>'Tell me, when was the last time I received a warning for being vulgar?
>
You ask, "Tell me, when was the last time I received a warning for being vulgar?"
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Ikaan says, "Stand by."
>'I assure you I am not going anywhere.
You say, "I assure you I am not going anywhere."
>chat Then I called Ikaan a fucking coward for issuing me a warning without any heeding.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat That right did piss him off.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>l ikaa
You see GameMaster Ikaan the Scoundrel.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.
He appears to be young and taller than you. He has glittering rainbow swirl eyes and clear skin. He has wildly curly, coarse blond hair shaved on the sides. He has a sunburnt face and a broken, crooked nose. He has a small black rose inked just below his right eye.
He has some tiny black iron rings in the upper ridge of his right ear.
He is in good shape.
He has a long thin eahnor stiletto stuck in his left hand.
He is wearing some broken rose-colored glasses, a cold-hearted bastard pin, a small black backpack, some black leather straps, some ceremonial vultite lorica segmentata, a great big ole pouch, some nice grey pants, and some really nice-looking boots.
>'One can say 'whore' without any consequences in Gemstone IV. Even more curious is that "bitch" alone can be uttered, but apparently you felt it appropriate to issue a warning for adding a few more syllabus prior to it.
You say, "One can say 'whore' without any consequences in Gemstone IV. Even more curious is that "bitch" alone can be uttered, but apparently you felt it appropriate to issue a warning for adding a few more syllabus prior to it."
>
* Aramust just bit the dust!
>chat No, sir.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat Not yet, at least.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
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You feel the mind of Jaromil touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

>chat Yeah, from concurrent use.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat NSAID's will give you a peptic ulcer, maybe, but I doubt death. ;)
You focus on transmitting your thought.
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The dim aura fades from around you.
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* Jayleena just bit the dust!
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Your breathing becomes more shallow.
>l
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping. You also see the Jenovadeath disk.
Also here: GameMaster Ikaan
Obvious exits: none
>
You feel the mind of Jaromil touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

>chat You ask, "Look, Ikaan, Senja is known to say son of a bitch quite a BIT, and she's never got in trouble. Favouritism, perhaps?"
You focus on transmitting your thought.
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* Brimzstone joins the adventure.
>chat What the favouritism.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
* Kelestra just bit the dust!
>chat It was just Rhett in the room.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
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The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves you.
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You feel less confident than before.
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Ikaan says, "Hmm, I don't see a recent warning for Vulgarity."
>'I see.
You say, "I see."
>'I can only chalk this one up as my dog walking across my keyboard, then.
You say, "I can only chalk this one up as my dog walking across my keyboard, then."
>
Ikaan starts chuckling at you!
>
* Maliku returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
>'I can see a warning being resulted if I had said it in public, in front of three or more people -- but I was merely with Maliku. I'm with him almost constantly while I am logged in -- I'm sure if you asked him he wouldn't mind in the least about vulgar language.
You say, "I can see a warning being resulted if I had said it in public, in front of three or more people -- but I was merely with Maliku. I'm with him almost constantly while I am logged in -- I'm sure if you asked him he wouldn't mind in the least about vulgar language."
>
You feel the mind of Jaromil touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

* Alexys just bit the dust!
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Ikaan asks, "JD, you know the deal. How many people is immaterial. You were in a publicly accessible place. Do us all a favor and watch your language, eh? I seem to recall your involvement in my triton invasion, and I think most had a good time there. Let's just stick with that sort of thing, eh?"
>
Ikaan says, "I no more enjoy warning people than I do any other onerous task."
>
Ikaan says, "And I'd much rather spend my time planning more fun stuff for you guys."
>'Precisely, which is why I don't comprehend why such a harsh punishment was issued. Soaping always seems to do the trick to others, while providing a brief hint of "hey, don't use such language".
You say, "Precisely, which is why I don't comprehend why such a harsh punishment was issued. Soaping always seems to do the trick to others, while providing a brief hint of "hey, don't use such language"."
>'As you have already noted, I have never been issued a vulgarity warning until today. Should that not be a key factor in whether you issue a direct warning or merely a heeding?
You ask, "As you have already noted, I have never been issued a vulgarity warning until today. Should that not be a key factor in whether you issue a direct warning or merely a heeding?"
>
Ikaan says, "And if you were brand new, then perhaps you'd've been soaped."
>'What kind of mickey mouse bull squash is that, sir?
You ask, "What kind of mickey mouse bull squash is that, sir?"
>'That reeks of favouritism!
>
You exclaim, "That reeks of favouritism!"
>
* Jyeepi just bit the dust!
>'So because I've been playing since 1997, I am automatically issued a warning for a slight vulgar comment? One offense, and I'm automatically tossed to the dogs?
>
You ask, "So because I've been playing since 1997, I am automatically issued a warning for a slight vulgar comment? One offense, and I'm automatically tossed to the dogs?"
>
* Gemley just bit the dust!
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Ikaan says, "Lemme see. Your reasoning is you've never been warned for vulgarity before, so that therefore you shouldn't be warned for vulgarity? Come now..."
>'That's not what I am attempting to convey. What I said wasn't THAT bad.
>
You say, "That's not what I am attempting to convey. What I said wasn't THAT bad."
>'If people drop the F-Bomb, or some serious swear word -- yes, a warning is fine.
You say, "If people drop the F-Bomb, or some serious swear word -- yes, a warning is fine."
>'As I noted earlier, you are allowed to say "bitch" and "whore".
You say, "As I noted earlier, you are allowed to say "bitch" and "whore"."
>'What's the difference between calling someone a 'god damn bastard' and a 'son of a bitch', curiously?
You ask, "What's the difference between calling someone a 'god damn bastard' and a 'son of a bitch', curiously?"
>
Ikaan smiles.
>
You feel the mind of Jaromil touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

>'I asked three separate people to repeat the phrase I uttered a few moments ago.
You say, "I asked three separate people to repeat the phrase I uttered a few moments ago."
>'I'm sure you saw them say it.
You say, "I'm sure you saw them say it."
>'And yet, they all three said they received nothing.
You say, "And yet, they all three said they received nothing."
>'Not even a soaping.
You say, "Not even a soaping."
>
Ikaan says, "I'd be happy to have a talk with them if I can prove it was in a public area. And no, I didn't notice it, since I was poring over your copious logs."
>scowl
You scowl.
>'So you're not at all regretful about blatently issuing a warning, as opposed to message to take heed in what I should say from now on?
You ask, "So you're not at all regretful about blatently issuing a warning, as opposed to message to take heed in what I should say from now on?"
>
You feel the mind of Jaromil touch yours, calling the memory of your location as you last saw it. You offer no resistance.

>
Ikaan chuckles.
>
Ikaan says, "No."
>'Very well, then.
You say, "Very well, then."
>'And how long have you been a GM now?
You ask, "And how long have you been a GM now?"
>
Ikaan says, "In the future, please avoid baiting us with other people. You'll only end up in more trouble, and so will they."
>'Oh, merely for favouritism accusations -- I wouldn't worry too much about it.
You say, "Oh, merely for favouritism accusations -- I wouldn't worry too much about it."
>'Your status as a Gamemaster, then? Certainly not more than a few months, hmm?
>
You ask, "Your status as a Gamemaster, then? Certainly not more than a few months, hmm?"
>
Ikaan starts chuckling at you!
>
Ikaan says, "I think we're done here."
>'Oh, do not take my statement in the wrong way. I'm merely making notes.
You say, "Oh, do not take my statement in the wrong way. I'm merely making notes."
>
Ikaan says, "Good night JD, see you next invasion."
>'I'm most assuredly glad this is not the Wild West, Ikaan. Your trigger finger would be most impressive in a duel.
You say, "I'm most assuredly glad this is not the Wild West, Ikaan. Your trigger finger would be most impressive in a duel."
>
The world grows blurry and indistinct. After a moment everything becomes clear again. Looking about, you see...
[Kharam-Dzu, Bazaar NW]
The broad edifice of the Kharam-Dzu library dominates this corner of the bazaar, its beams and pillars of thick timber supporting massive granite blocks mortared seamlessly top-to-bottom and end-to-end. Wooden benches flank an arched entryway, extending to the structure's corners in either direction. Sitting cross-legged on the cobbles, a young elven academian rests his back against the building as he peers attentively into his book. You also see an acid-pitted silver coffer, an engraved maoral trunk, a rough slab of silver and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Karlite who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, southeast, south, west
>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>assist position
Your previous request is still pending. You are number 2 in the queue.
You may cancel your request for assistance at any time by typing ASSIST CANCEL.
>

Kainen
04-15-2007, 10:04 PM
When you are a jackass.. you get what you deserve :)

Sean of the Thread
04-15-2007, 10:19 PM
Fucking idiot.

TheEschaton
04-15-2007, 10:20 PM
Maybe Ikaan just reads some of your posts on here and realizes what a racist fuck you are, and how much you should be banned from life in general.

Drew
04-15-2007, 10:22 PM
I think maybe you don't understand the definition of vulgarity JD.

Liberi Fatali
04-15-2007, 10:23 PM
Senja and Drew have valid comments.

Oafentitis-infested-sucks-so-bad-at-GS-that-he-had-to-quit-for-WoW-Sean 2 and Spanish/Mexican THE E have non-pertinent comments that should not be in the thread.

Skirmisher
04-15-2007, 10:29 PM
You are so sorely in need of a beat down.

Maybe it would knock some of the stupid out of you.

TheEschaton
04-15-2007, 10:31 PM
He called me Spanish/Mexican. Ha.

-TheE-

Drew
04-15-2007, 10:32 PM
You are so sorely in need of a beat down.

Maybe it would knock some of the stupid out of you.



Maybe you don't know but JD is an experienced boxer, I've seen pictorial evidence.

Liberi Fatali
04-15-2007, 10:32 PM
You are so sorely in need of a beat down.

Maybe it would knock some of the stupid out of you.

Please, stop exemplifying how shitty a moderator you can be and stay on topic.

Sean of the Thread
04-15-2007, 10:54 PM
Maybe you don't know but JD is an experienced boxer, I've seen pictorial evidence.

Oh I thought he was a Rally car racer in that pic.. the one with the 88 lx mustang 4 cylinder hatchback?

The Ponzzz
04-15-2007, 11:57 PM
Ikaan is actually an amazing GameMaster and he has been for over a year now.

Wait, didn't you post quitting on the officials less than 2 months ago?

Fallen
04-16-2007, 12:04 AM
I convinced him to come back. You're welcome.

Davenshire
04-16-2007, 12:10 AM
Holy Christ, I always wondered what took up GM's time. I hope ass pirate shit like this isn't common place. You should really just quit the game and go play "Hello kitty island adventures."

Seriously, if you're that bored, go outside and play frisbee, go for a jog or something. If you have trouble jogging, start at the top of the hill : ) Try and find a place with A LOT of intersections, and preferably the town AestheticDeath drives in.

Or I suppose you are a paying customer. You can log in, act like a complete jack ass, post it for everyone to see how rediculous you were. Maybe you are trying to see how much shit you can pull before you get permabanned. So you can join the ranks of all the slap dicks before you. That is a plaque I am sure many have ventured to get there name on. good luck to you.

The Ponzzz
04-16-2007, 12:10 AM
...

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 12:11 AM
I enjoyed the phrase "slap dicks", myself.

Kainen
04-16-2007, 12:30 AM
I convinced him to come back. You're welcome.

if you are serious then I fucking hate you.

PS. Davenshire the "go play "Hello kitty island adventures."" part made me laugh so hard I cried.

AestheticDeath
04-16-2007, 01:29 AM
Try and find a place with A LOT of intersections, and preferably the town AestheticDeath drives in.

That was not needed. :(

Methais
04-16-2007, 03:41 AM
But it sure was funny :lol:

Davenshire
04-16-2007, 03:53 AM
NO hard feelings aesthetic, It was just to good to pass up :)

I really wish you luck with the court thing, all joshing a side.

Davenshire
04-16-2007, 04:02 AM
>chat to kele Yes, I wish!
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat Speaking of warm pleasure.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat I tried some of that warming lube ages ago.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat And it didn't warm my willy up at all.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat Hoho.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat Oh.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
chat Cor Blimey.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>chat What the.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>
Buen just came trudging in.
>
Buen just trudged away moving east.
>chat Oh. What the. I'm here, I'm here.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Buen just came trudging in.
>
Buen just trudged away moving south.
>chat Depressed, eh?
You focus on transmitting your thought.
>'help
You say, "Help."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>
Maliku whispers, "YOUR PETER'S OUT."
>

You know after reading most of the post, I have to say what concluded wasn't that bad. I've talked to a couple people, and liemk myself they didn't read the whole thing slowly, they browsed it. So what the hell is with the childish intro? You start with that and everyone assumes it is an obnoxious GM baiting.

Seriously, for making it to 100, and then acting like this in game, what the hell? :nono: It must be the freedom of using psinet? (thank god they do have checks and balances in GS4, I'd really hate to see how you people would act without them!)

Parkbandit
04-16-2007, 08:40 AM
I no longer play Jenovadeath, by the way; I cancelled my account last week.


I no longer play Jenovadeath, by the way; I cancelled my account last week.


I no longer play Jenovadeath, by the way; I cancelled my account last week.

o'rly?

Oh, and just for measure:


Who the fucks cares? You people need to get over yourselves. He posted a log; BFD.


What a surprise.. another one of GS's pricks comes to the defense of another.

how sweet.. just make sure you take care of his step brothers while you are down there.


but I was merely with Maliku. I'm with him almost constantly while I am logged in

Sean of the Thread
04-16-2007, 08:48 AM
poooned

Xaerve
04-16-2007, 08:52 AM
My head hurts. :(

Parkbandit
04-16-2007, 09:00 AM
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Taboring-1.jpg

Sean of the Thread
04-16-2007, 09:13 AM
You're being pretty generous with 10 inches...

The exhaust on his 4 banger there has more diameter than his pythons.

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 09:16 AM
God, I could beat that kid up so easily.

-TheE-

Parkbandit
04-16-2007, 09:21 AM
God, I could beat that kid up so easily.

-TheE-


I doubt it.. I heard he has a 500CS

Fallen
04-16-2007, 09:23 AM
I doubt it.. I heard he has a 500CS >>


Bwahahaaha. That was good stuff.

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 09:23 AM
My cleric can ward that!

Marl
04-16-2007, 09:36 AM
where I come from , goddamn, son of a bitch, shit, ass, hell, cunt, dickhead, pussy, pretty much everything but the F-bomb is considered adjectives or nouns and sometimes verbs, never swearing though. Says so in Elementary school books in South GA, possibly places in W.Va and Alabama too. So ya I woulda been pissed too

StrayRogue
04-16-2007, 10:00 AM
What a fascinating education.

Parkbandit
04-16-2007, 10:11 AM
where I come from , goddamn, son of a bitch, shit, ass, hell, cunt, dickhead, pussy, pretty much everything but the F-bomb is considered adjectives or nouns and sometimes verbs, never swearing though. Says so in Elementary school books in South GA, possibly places in W.Va and Alabama too. So ya I woulda been pissed too

If we based everything that happens in south Georgia, West Virginia and Alabama.. we'd all be living in trailers, fucking our kid sisters and marrying our cousins.

No thanks.

Marl
04-16-2007, 10:51 AM
If we based everything that happens in south Georgia, West Virginia and Alabama.. we'd all be living in trailers, fucking our kid sisters and marrying our cousins.

No thanks.

Just saying, that some peoples point of view on harsh language is VERY different than others. And that phrase I posted came directly out of my father in laws mouth on many occasions. He being of south Ga/Al raised, although he also said the internet is a fad and will be gone by 2008 and that segregation should still be around but w/e

CrystalTears
04-16-2007, 10:54 AM
where I come from , goddamn, son of a bitch, shit, ass, hell, cunt, dickhead, pussy, pretty much everything but the F-bomb is considered adjectives or nouns and sometimes verbs, never swearing though. Says so in Elementary school books in South GA, possibly places in W.Va and Alabama too. So ya I woulda been pissed too
Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck is a noun and a verb, but that doesn't mean it's not a swear word. WTF. Seriously. You're not seriously justifying using those terms as being a-ok are you?

Liberi Fatali
04-16-2007, 11:08 AM
If we based everything that happens in south Georgia, West Virginia and Alabama.. we'd all be living in trailers, fucking our kid sisters and marrying our cousins.

No thanks.

Racist.

Liberi Fatali
04-16-2007, 11:09 AM
o'rly?

Correct, I reactivated my account three days ago after having been cancelled for over three weeks.

Danical
04-16-2007, 11:11 AM
on topic: Given this one specific instance, I don't think JD deserved the warning. I would have handled the situation differently. I'd rather see a crackdown on blatant OOC in large public gather places (e.g. dais, statue, park). It's fairly obvious the two were just fucking around without hurting the "experience" for anyone else. If Ikaan really wanted to make the case, s/he would have tied OOC behavior and exp abuse with the empath but that's pretty bullshit too given this one instance.

off topic: I really like the phrase "a-ok" :D

Liberi Fatali
04-16-2007, 11:11 AM
God, I could beat that kid up so easily.

-TheE-

Indians don't exactly have the most pristine fighting capabilities -- as evident by how we raped you for your land, sadly.

I suggest you go read "Lone Ranger and Tonto Fisfight In Heaven" to get a better grasp on your heritage.

Liberi Fatali
04-16-2007, 11:14 AM
You know after reading most of the post, I have to say what concluded wasn't that bad. I've talked to a couple people, and liemk myself they didn't read the whole thing slowly, they browsed it. So what the hell is with the childish intro? You start with that and everyone assumes it is an obnoxious GM baiting.

Seriously, for making it to 100, and then acting like this in game, what the hell? :nono: It must be the freedom of using psinet? (thank god they do have checks and balances in GS4, I'd really hate to see how you people would act without them!)

Hiya, chickpea.

It would appear you are (thoroughly) confused as to what you're referring to. In the sequence of events which you quotes, it was me talking on PSInet, not on the amulet. Anything with a >CHAT before it is not IN the game, as you have assumed. Think of it as merely a chatroom. Ergo, it should not be considered in your opinion of the log, as it's not me 'acting up in the game'.

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 11:15 AM
Errr, I am an Indian from India, dumb ass.

And you realize diseases like cholera wiped out 90% of the Native American nations from the first contact of white men, leaving them weak and unorganized. These diseases spread far in advance of actual territorial advances by white men.

I guess the question is why you white men had so many more diseases than any other peoples in the world. Probably because you were all crammed into the relatively small inhabitable spaces of Europe.

-TheE-

Liberi Fatali
04-16-2007, 11:16 AM
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Taboring-1.jpg

I don't see how anything you could do to this picture would disgrace or embarrass me. It is clearly evident in the photograph that I am more healthy than you could ever aspire to be (hence the lack of pictures on your behalf).

If I were fat (like you, Senja, or perhaps Sean2), or Indian (like The -E-) then I would be utterly disgraced if you posted such a picture with such a phrase.

You'll have to do better than that to induce hypertension in me, sir.

Sean of the Thread
04-16-2007, 11:16 AM
Indians don't exactly have the most pristine fighting capabilities -- as evident by how we raped you for your land, sadly.

I suggest you go read "Lone Ranger and Tonto Fisfight In Heaven" to get a better grasp on your heritage.

Who is "we"?

Marl
04-16-2007, 11:17 AM
Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck is a noun and a verb, but that doesn't mean it's not a swear word. WTF. Seriously. You're not seriously justifying using those terms as being a-ok are you?

No I dont justify it, I was just showing how some peoples actually thoughts on cussing are. According to some of my wife's southern born and raised family it is perfectly ok to use any of the above mentioned words besides fuck. Even their very young children do it. (see "Talladega Nights" ) I am not for it but w/e floats their boat. I just stay away and laugh when my kids call them out on cussing every 5 minutes.

Liberi Fatali
04-16-2007, 11:17 AM
Who is "we"?

Certainly not you -- you're not white.

Sean of the Thread
04-16-2007, 11:18 AM
I'm not?

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 11:19 AM
Ah yes, changing the skin color to brown'll make that picture SO MUCH WIMPIER.

I doubt it, asshat. Where I come from, we don't wear gloves or helmets, and it's more important how many hits you can take, which I'm judging from the looks of you, is about .54. Namely, I could probably knock you out with half a good punch, even if you managed to land 5 or 6 good ones on me, which in and of itself is highly unlikely.

-TheE-

CrystalTears
04-16-2007, 11:22 AM
I'm not?
:lol: I think he has you confused with the other Sean.

Martaigne
04-16-2007, 11:23 AM
That picture of the fella in front of the Mustang and barn would have fit right into the pictoral whitetrash-as-all-fuck surroundings of Montgomery, AL, where I had the distinct pleasure of being stationed while in the military.

Not that I'm judging or anything...

Marl
04-16-2007, 11:23 AM
Oh and just on a side note if anyone here thinks thay are in some way racist/sexist or any other type of profiling you need to stop being dillusional and face the facts EVERYONE is a racist in some form or other.

Sean of the Thread
04-16-2007, 11:23 AM
TheE's ring name was RICKY TICKY TABBY ..

Fallen
04-16-2007, 11:27 AM
I do hope most of this racist talk is for the sole purposes of getting under these people's skins, Jenova. Every race has examples which make them look like shit, and can all be equally crappy.

Warriorbird
04-16-2007, 11:29 AM
"Holy Christ, I always wondered what took up GM's time. I hope ass pirate shit like this isn't common place."

It is.

Makkah
04-16-2007, 11:43 AM
Actually... Montgomery proper is waaaay less white trash than its surrounding townships. Wetumpka, Prattville, and the like are what I would wholly consider "white trash." Eastern Blvd Montgomery is actually quite project-trash.


Also, lol @ all the GS nerds talking about beating other GS nerds' asses over the internet. Wow.

Skeeter
04-16-2007, 11:44 AM
Tabor you're right about PB not being able to embarass you with anything he would say about that picture. Just posting that picture shows you are beyond any sort of embarassment.

You have the body of a 12 yo boy. I thought only mexicans and asians fought in the straw weight class. Learn something every day.

Does explain why you're such a prick though. Short man's syndrome is fantastic to watch in action.

Parkbandit
04-16-2007, 11:51 AM
I don't see how anything you could do to this picture would disgrace or embarrass me more than the original already has.

Fixed for accuracy

Kainen
04-16-2007, 11:55 AM
I do hope most of this racist talk is for the sole purposes of getting under these people's skins, Jenova. Every race has examples which make them look like shit, and can all be equally crappy.

Aren't you glad he's your buddy?

Liberi Fatali
04-16-2007, 12:01 PM
Tabor you're right about PB not being able to embarass you with anything he would say about that picture. Just posting that picture shows you are beyond any sort of embarassment.

You have the body of a 12 yo boy. I thought only mexicans and asians fought in the straw weight class. Learn something every day.

Does explain why you're such a prick though. Short man's syndrome is fantastic to watch in action.

I'm 6'0, 134 lbs thanks very much. Last time I checked, 6'0 is above average for height of a typical male.

Marl
04-16-2007, 12:22 PM
Height ---------- Small Frame ---------- Medium Frame ----------- Large Frame
6'00" ----------- 145-155 ------------- 151-173 ----------------- 166-187

need to put on some pounds man

Atlanteax
04-16-2007, 12:23 PM
I'm 6'0, 134 lbs thanks very much. Last time I checked, 6'0 is above average for height of a typical male.

134lbs at 6'0 is really skinny, and probably fragile.

Muscle is "heavy", so if you didn't have such a workout regimen (to pose such biceps as in the picture), you'd probably only weigh 120-125lbs or so.

Which is essentially a walking stick figure with that height.

.

I'm pretty skinny at 155 lbs or so at 6'1, but I'd be embarrassed to be as much of a lightweight as you.

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 12:26 PM
I could lose both my legs and still weigh more than you. That's not speaking to my weight, but your lack thereof.

-TheE-

Miss X
04-16-2007, 12:29 PM
Men should be big! 6'0 and under 200lbs is just ugh!

Asha
04-16-2007, 12:34 PM
I'm 6'0 and 14 st.
Christ knows what that is in pounds but does that reside in the 'Not ugh' category?

Marl
04-16-2007, 12:36 PM
6'3 210 ftw

not ugh status

Danical
04-16-2007, 12:36 PM
I think a body fat composition test is a better measure of "skinny" rather than just X height compared to Y pounds.

At any rate, JD looks to be in fine health.

I don't get the whole body image/ass kicking flamefest though. :confused:

Stanley Burrell
04-16-2007, 12:37 PM
I am ninja.

DeV
04-16-2007, 12:38 PM
Men should be big! 6'0 and under 200lbs is just ugh!
You'd love my brothers... one is 6'7 and the other 6'8, both 250+, solid.

Nieninque
04-16-2007, 12:38 PM
I'm 6'0 and 14 st.
Christ knows what that is in pounds but does that reside in the 'Not ugh' category?14 lbs in a stone

14 stone is 196lbs

Bad luck ;P

El Burro
04-16-2007, 12:39 PM
Sloooooow

Danical
04-16-2007, 12:39 PM
1 st = 14 lbs

196. Maybe if you're 14.286 st.

EDIT: fuckers beat me to it!

Skeeter
04-16-2007, 12:55 PM
6' 134. holy shit you and Nicole Richie are soul mates.
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/08/nicole-richie-beach-01.jpg

Asha
04-16-2007, 12:56 PM
14 lbs in a stone

14 stone is 196lbs

Bad luck ;P

Ah.
I spent a lot of time in the gym this last few months so I'm pretty positive I lost weight so OMG I r N0t a 8ig Fell3r. But when I feel ready to increase the weights I'll wrack on the pounds for sure.
Are there any other scales any of you have more likely to accept an underacheiver? :)

Parkbandit
04-16-2007, 01:18 PM
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/skinny_bitch_bookjacket.jpg

Atlanteax
04-16-2007, 01:24 PM
I think a body fat composition test is a better measure of "skinny" rather than just X height compared to Y pounds.

At any rate, JD looks to be in fine health.

I don't get the whole body image/ass kicking flamefest though. :confused:

It is because JD laughably presents himself as "big & tough" and as if he would intimidate anyone who he'd come across.

Folks are seizing on the "little man syndrome" (as if JD is but a mere masquer with all the hot air he exhales).

Think about it... JD apparently behaves as a bullying self-absorbed dumbass (one of many, unfortunately), because in the real world, he'd be stomped rather quickly if he dared to act snide.

LordKabaril
04-16-2007, 01:29 PM
By bolimia you meant bulimia right? Two cheers for a non-liberals grasp on the English language. And on topic, you would never catch me running around GS like a 12 y/o talking about the shit JD does, but that's his business. He was not in the company of anyone else aside from his friends, and he should not have been given a warning. Anytime that I have slipped and said a "swear" word, I got soaped, and I've done it a 100 times over the 12 or so years I have played GS off and on. My second point is, all you people going "OMG, OMG swear words! Oh noez!" need to get a fucking life. It's a word. That's it. A fucking word. It describes something, and usually has more feeling behind it than most words. Once you people quit worrying about what other people are doing, this will be a great place. In other words, republicans should go die in a fire.

Makkah
04-16-2007, 01:31 PM
The word is "bulimia" and refers to "bulimia nervosa" a disorder marked by binging and purging. Typically, those afflicted do not present as underweight. You're thinking of anorexia. I'm not asking you to be completely knowledgeable but at least use correct spelling, man.

Edit. Fucker beat me to it.

CrystalTears
04-16-2007, 01:42 PM
My second point is, all you people going "OMG, OMG swear words! Oh noez!" need to get a fucking life. It's a word. That's it. A fucking word. It describes something, and usually has more feeling behind it than most words. Once you people quit worrying about what other people are doing, this will be a great place. In other words, republicans should go die in a fire.
I really could care less. However as long as Simu wants to present their games as "family" games, they're going to go after potty mouths. The game is also not a live and let live game. There are still rules to abide by.

Not really sure WTF being republican has to do with anything. Don't we have enough political BS on these boards to need to bring that hate into GS threads too?

Makkah
04-16-2007, 01:46 PM
Don't we have enough political BS on these boards to need to bring that hate into GS threads too?

Agreed.

Methais
04-16-2007, 02:01 PM
By bolimia you meant bulimia right? Two cheers for a non-liberals grasp on the English language. And on topic, you would never catch me running around GS like a 12 y/o talking about the shit JD does, but that's his business. He was not in the company of anyone else aside from his friends, and he should not have been given a warning. Anytime that I have slipped and said a "swear" word, I got soaped, and I've done it a 100 times over the 12 or so years I have played GS off and on. My second point is, all you people going "OMG, OMG swear words! Oh noez!" need to get a fucking life. It's a word. That's it. A fucking word. It describes something, and usually has more feeling behind it than most words. Once you people quit worrying about what other people are doing, this will be a great place. In other words, republicans should go die in a fire.

http://www.stfu.info/images/stfu-tyson.gif

Skeeter
04-16-2007, 02:20 PM
. Anytime that I have slipped and said a "swear" word

I can understand a fuck slipping out in spoken words, but you have to actively type fuck to get it in GS. If you're too stupid to come up with alternative insults / adjectives maybe GS / real life isn't for you.

I have yet to speak a cuss word in GS. Not because I have some moral high ground, but because it's against the rules and unnecessary. But if you're presenting yourself as a friend of GD I guess being a classes prick should be no surprise.

Parkbandit
04-16-2007, 02:22 PM
And on topic, you would never catch me running around GS like a 12 y/o talking about the shit JD does, but that's his business. He was not in the company of anyone else aside from his friends, and he should not have been given a warning.


Actually, you are wrong (big surprise there)

He had no idea if he was in the company of anyone else.. since there are such mechanics as invisibility and hiding. He assumes what he has to say will take place before anyone walks through the room he was in.. or that no one is actually there.

Pretty sure the TOS you abide by when playing the game has a line about cursing and vulgar language. At LEAST Maliku had the 'decency' of whispering when asking JD for his cock.

And when did decency become a Republican thing? I know plenty of Republicans who are foul mouthed bastards. I'm one.

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 02:23 PM
And I know enough uptight, PC fucking Democrats who wouldn't curse ever. I'm not one.

Edited to add: example #1, Tipper Gore. Fucking bitch.

-TheE-

Fallen
04-16-2007, 02:28 PM
Aren't you glad he's your buddy? >>

You don't have to like everything about someone to like them.


This message was brought to you by the letter A.

Parkbandit
04-16-2007, 02:31 PM
And I know enough uptight, PC fucking Democrats who wouldn't curse ever. I'm not one.

Edited to add: example #1, Tipper Gore. Fucking bitch.

-TheE-

Tipper doesn't swear?

I bet a day on these forums and I could make her. :)

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 02:34 PM
Tipper's the huge censorship advocate. Always trying to censor foul language in music, television, probably books too.

-TheE-

Artha
04-16-2007, 02:49 PM
Tipper's the reason we have parental advisories on CDs.

That bitch.

Bobmuhthol
04-16-2007, 02:59 PM
I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore, but I weigh more than JD at 5'8, for what it's worth.

Gan
04-16-2007, 03:15 PM
Two cheers for a non-liberals grasp on the English language. And on topic, you would never catch me running around GS like a 12 y/o talking about the shit JD does,...

Glad thats not stopping you from doing it here.

GS4-Brimzstone
04-16-2007, 03:20 PM
HOLY CRAP... Atlanteax.. Your still around

IM me sometime... You still have my SN right??

Drew
04-16-2007, 03:23 PM
I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore, but I weigh more than JD at 5'8, for what it's worth.



Well stop being such a fatass.

Bobmuhthol
04-16-2007, 03:25 PM
!!!

I'm 50th percentile for height and weight vs. males my age! You can't get more average!

Anebriated
04-16-2007, 03:40 PM
LOL @ everyone ragging on someone else for their body type like they had a choice. Im a thin guy, 6'5 and 185, doesnt matter what I eat or do, I dont gain weight. You all can keep on laughing though, enjoy watching what you eat and watching yourself put on weight. Us thin people are gonna be laughing when you are worried about being fat.

Gan
04-16-2007, 03:41 PM
Wow, I bench JD's weight (and a little extra) as my current rep weight when working out.

For God's sake, drink some milk man!

Drew
04-16-2007, 03:41 PM
I'm 50th percentile for height and weight vs. males my age! You can't get more average!

Well, I'm just comparing to the gold standard. I'm 6'4/210 so I'm in the morbidly obese range.

Gan
04-16-2007, 03:44 PM
LOL @ everyone ragging on someone else for their body type like they had a choice. Im a thin guy, 6'5 and 185, doesnt matter what I eat or do, I dont gain weight. You all can keep on laughing though, enjoy watching what you eat and watching yourself put on weight. Us thin people are gonna be laughing when you are worried about being fat.


I look at food and gain weight. :( (damn you)

I blame that on my highschool football coach and a slow metabolism.

By the way, us slow metabolism people will sit back and laugh when you high metabolism people get old too fast and your body gives out 10 years before ours does (this example does not include the obese slow metabolism sample in our range of the population).

The Ponzzz
04-16-2007, 03:55 PM
http://www.stfu.info/images/stfu-tyson.gif


This won.

Anebriated
04-16-2007, 04:08 PM
I look at food and gain weight. :( (damn you)

I blame that on my highschool football coach and a slow metabolism.

By the way, us slow metabolism people will sit back and laugh when you high metabolism people get old too fast and your body gives out 10 years before ours does (this example does not include the obese slow metabolism sample in our range of the population).

I think it was PB who had this as their sig for awhile but it says it best...


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, cheeseburger in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a fucking ride"

Gan
04-16-2007, 04:18 PM
I think it was PB who had this as their sig for awhile but it says it best...


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, cheeseburger in one hand, beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a fucking ride"


haha. That was supremely evidenced this weekend at the races.

Methais
04-16-2007, 04:20 PM
LOL @ everyone ragging on someone else for their body type like they had a choice. Im a thin guy, 6'5 and 185, doesnt matter what I eat or do, I dont gain weight. You all can keep on laughing though, enjoy watching what you eat and watching yourself put on weight. Us thin people are gonna be laughing when you are worried about being fat.

I don't have anything against JD, but his response is typically along the lines of "But just look at my body definition!" or something along those lines.

It's one thing to be extra scrawny, but to be scrawny and talk about how you're buff is well...what's that word again?

That said, I'm still not convinced that the boxing pic isn't a joke.

Parkbandit
04-16-2007, 04:24 PM
That said, I'm still not convinced that the boxing pic isn't a joke.

It's a complete joke.

CrystalTears
04-16-2007, 04:45 PM
LOL @ everyone ragging on someone else for their body type like they had a choice. Im a thin guy, 6'5 and 185, doesnt matter what I eat or do, I dont gain weight. You all can keep on laughing though, enjoy watching what you eat and watching yourself put on weight. Us thin people are gonna be laughing when you are worried about being fat.
If JD didn't start most of his replies with something akin to "if you disagree with me, you must be fat", his physique would hardly be an issue.

DeV
04-16-2007, 05:07 PM
LOL @ everyone ragging on someone else for their body type like they had a choice. Im a thin guy, 6'5 and 185, doesnt matter what I eat or do, I dont gain weight. Had no idea you were that tall. With your height and weight you are faaaaaar from scrawny however.

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 05:09 PM
Had no idea you were that tall. With your height and weight you are faaaaaar from scrawny however.

You know what it is? Elrodin sounds like El rodent, hence, images of a small, ratty looking guy comes to my imagination.


Shows you how important it is to pick your internet handle, sometimes.

-TheE-

Methais
04-16-2007, 05:18 PM
You know what it is? Elrodin sounds like El rodent, hence, images of a small, ratty looking guy comes to my imagination.


Shows you how important it is to pick your internet handle, sometimes.

-TheE-



http://www.nederweert.nl/FilesPage/1002575/Speedy%20Gonzales%20internet.jpg

Gan
04-16-2007, 05:34 PM
You know what it is? Elrodin sounds like El rodent, hence, images of a small, ratty looking guy comes to my imagination.


Shows you how important it is to pick your internet handle, sometimes.

-TheE-


Of course it is The Crustacean.

Anebriated
04-16-2007, 05:34 PM
rofl

dunno, every time i see TheE's name it makes me think of "The Edine"

Parkbandit
04-16-2007, 05:36 PM
http://www.nederweert.nl/FilesPage/1002575/Speedy%20Gonzales%20internet.jpg

I'm pretty sure his Speedy Gonzales nickname didn't come from him looking like a mouse.

:P

Gan
04-16-2007, 05:38 PM
rofl

dunno, every time i see TheE's name it makes me think of "The Edine"

Dave was the original The E(dine).

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 05:42 PM
He used to sign his posts "-E", though, or something.

And "Eschaton" sounds NOTHING like "Crustacean"! :P

-TheE-

Anebriated
04-16-2007, 05:42 PM
Yeah, but last i heard he was off in the military dental program or something... ill take my rodent sounding handle over one that looks similar to other players(or THEanything) anyday.

TheEschaton
04-16-2007, 05:44 PM
Watch what you say, he still posts here, under the handle sst. :P

Anebriated
04-16-2007, 05:45 PM
Had no idea you were that tall. With your height and weight you are faaaaaar from scrawny however.


;) yep. Not scrawny but not big either. Ive tried to bulk up and put on muscle mass countless times but it just doesnt work so I am self concious about my (lack of)size. Oh well, good thing i can make up for it in the pants.

Daniel
04-16-2007, 05:51 PM
6'5 205. Word ;)

DeV
04-16-2007, 06:13 PM
;) yep. Not scrawny but not big either. Ive tried to bulk up and put on muscle mass countless times but it just doesnt work so I am self concious about my (lack of)size. There is nothing to be self conscious about being 6'5... sheesh, tall enough? hehe...


Oh well, good thing i can make up for it in the pants.omg, TMI!!!

Asha
04-16-2007, 06:46 PM
I thought mass bulk in the ass department was a good thing too!!