Thief Helm

[Kholmov]

I just got this damn thing and now I need -cash- so hell, here we go.


Head worn armor. 30/200 Forging. Weight of 4 pounds. Has ability to
steal from anyone in the room regardless of location or sanct. If
something is stolen, the helm will "wink" at the person you stole
from. Also has an rub action which has a random chance to create "a
coin" which can be flipped heads or tails. It also has a POKE action.
If it is charged, it will vibrate in anticipation of what is to come
and also wink at everyone in the room. Everyone sees this wink. Has
scripts for all actions.

Show: The helm is well worn from years of use and combat. Runes have been
inscribed upon the helm in a form unrecognizable today. Sinister dark
eyes upon the helm look through you almost as if they could peer
through your clothing. The feeling is eerie.

Long loresong: http://sildraug.tripod.com/angtamin/id36.html



Highest offer I get by the weekend gets it.

[LordBacl]

>>>Highest offer I get by the weekend gets it.<<<

1 coin!

Okay, no one else bid and I'll buy you all drinks as thanks!

[Sthrockmorton]

haha, i'll throw 100k up for it..

[GS4-Brimzstone]

101,001 on it!

[Sthrockmorton]

oh hell no you didnt.... 101,002 it is, dont test me!

[septus]

150k! Neimanz outbid me for that thing at the original auction and it'll be mine now! every last useless piece of it!

[Gan]

I'll throw a million out there as a bid. (1m)

[Tolwynn]

2 million on the helm.

[The Ponzzz]

Hell, I'll drop 5mil.

[TheEschaton]

I'll put 7m on it

[crazymage]

8m

[The Ponzzz]

9.78mil

[Sthrockmorton]

Why spend 10 mill on a thief helm that winks at people when it steals, when you can buy my LvL 52 rogue for 12 mill, wink at people when you steal AND kill them when they complain about it!

[Jolena]

That's kind of bad form.

[Shalla]

10M

[Sthrockmorton]

lol, was also kinda a joke ;) this will sell for way more than the rogue...

[The Ponzzz]

I'd only grab it because it's a piece of history of the game.

[Sean of the Thread]

That's kind of bad form.

I disagree.

[Gan]

Why spend 10 mill on a thief helm that winks at people when it steals, when you can buy my LvL 52 rogue for 12 mill, wink at people when you steal AND kill them when they complain about it!


That's kind of bad form.


I disagree.


ROFL at Sthrockmorton. That was funny. :lol:

[allen]

2 questions, any pickpocketing skill needed to use it and what did you pay for it?

[septus]

you don't need picking to use it..I've seen it sell for 20-30 million.. Ciston had it for awhile..

though, what makes it a piece of history? I'm too lazy to check..but I'm guessing it has some kinda nifty lore song?

[The Ponzzz]

you don't need picking to use it..I've seen it sell for 20-30 million.. Ciston had it for awhile..

though, what makes it a piece of history? I'm too lazy to check..but I'm guessing it has some kinda nifty lore song?


Yup, has a neat loresong an old.

And I'll go 11.12mil!

[bubbauno]

12m

[allen]

it's a piece of history because it's old and to my knowledge it's the only item like it.

[That Jay]

There was another item like it. I forget the description of the other helm. Although the other helm has most likely left the lands.

~once owner of the Thief Helm.

[allen]

it's a kickass item, not only does it let you steal successfully anywhere, imagine the TP's you'd have to spend to train in pickpocketing, or even lets other professions steal like a rogue

[allen]

damn dude, I don't remember that being in the thread when you were selling it

[Celephais]

damn dude, I don't remember that being in the thread when you were selling it

hah! should have quoted him.... for those who missed it, Tsin was saying that this helm has a cooldown of hours, so you can forget using it to make a living

[allen]

BubbaUno: you're right that was uncalled for.. pissed off at something else right now
BubbaUno: hehe I took that post off if you want to remove your comment too since nobody will understand it
Allen1Collins: fucker
BubbaUno: lol I have unchallenged agression

[LordKabaril]

What... A... :tool:

:die:

[The Ponzzz]

HE DIDN'T SAY THAT, ALLEN MADE IT UP! STONE THE LYING HEATHEN!

[allen]

oh yea?


BubbaUno: ?
BubbaUno: dude
BubbaUno: delete that last post
BubbaUno:
and don't ever post our IM conversations ever again
Allen1Collins: ?
BubbaUno:
that pisses me off more than anything else is people who save IM's and post them
BubbaUno:
IM's are supposed to be private
BubbaUno:
take that post off and don't ever post our IM conversations again ok?
BubbaUno: I don't care what your reasons were.. to me that's the lowest of the low and inexcusable.. and I only warn people once about publically announcing private IM conversations
BubbaUno: ?
BubbaUno: take it off?
BubbaUno: well?
BubbaUno: shrug
BubbaUno: great time to go idle
BubbaUno: last thing I need right now
BubbaUno: wake up
BubbaUno: take it off now before someone responds with some stupid comment
Allen1Collins: lol
BubbaUno: you still haven't taken it off
Allen1Collins: I'm low and inexcusable?
BubbaUno: I said doing that is low and inexcusable
BubbaUno: and asking you to take it off before I got pissed
Allen1Collins: so is holding out on shit to sell an item
BubbaUno: that was like two hours ago
Allen1Collins: so
BubbaUno: so if I wanted to announce that to the world I would have posted it myself
BubbaUno: I talk in IM's because I expect them to be private.. not people secretly recording everything I say so they can post it
BubbaUno: shrug
BubbaUno: you gonna take it off or not?
Allen1Collins: nah
BubbaUno: that's unfortunate
BubbaUno: I just find it weird you would risk me being pissed at you over something that is really insignificant in the big picture
Allen1Collins: you're just a dude in a game
BubbaUno: LOL
BubbaUno: yeah i'm a nobody.. i'm sure we will never overlap on anything GS related down the road
Allen1Collins: i've played for over 8 yrs and we never have
Allen1Collins: i'd never buy anything from you anyway
BubbaUno: well I thought we were friends.. you like IM me everyday asking for help or advice on shit
BubbaUno: wouldn't have tried so hard to make it work if it was all an act
BubbaUno: shrug
Allen1Collins: i think you just act like peoples friends in hoping eventually they'll buy something
BubbaUno: hehe I would only be friends with rich people then
BubbaUno: well hope it was worth it.. cya

[Makkah]

Hahah. Wow.

[The Ponzzz]

QQ more Mike, QQ more...

[bubbauno]

Haha. Thanks for proving my point. I am such a good judge of character, I should never doubt my instincts. At least now I won't have to pretend like I want to answer your dozen stupid IM's everyday seeking advice or help with items.. You are just another of those pathetic people who think they can get ahead in the world by recording IM conversations to try and make me look bad. Amazing that you people haven't figured out yet that in the end the rewards are not worth the consequences.. You pretend to be a merchants and wonder why you have trouble selling stuff when half your customers come to me first asking advice on your items.

[StrayRogue]

It makes me laugh so much that Tsin is whining about someone IMing him all the time... Jesus, the moment I take him off block within ten seconds I get an IM asking if I want to buy one of his shitty items.

What a douche.

[Gnomad]

You are just another of those pathetic people who think they can get ahead in the world by recording IM conversations to try and make me look bad.You do that well enough on your own.

Seriously. I've come back to the game after a long break. I don't know shit about the high-end market, and the concept of paying real money for online words still boggles my mind, but I glance at items like these because they're just plain interesting. And thus, I've come across you, Tsin.

You come across with the sincerity of an ex-con used car salesman running for political office. You try to throw the weight of your money and items around with all the fervor of a multinational corporation, but with none of the tact. And you know what? I've gotten this impression of you without even going out of my way to research you.

If I ever decided to pay real money (or weeks upon weeks of hard-earned silver, even) I wouldn't buy from you.

Just sayin'.

[Sean of the Thread]

BubbaUno: take it off?
BubbaUno: I need right now
BubbaUno: take it off now
BubbaUno: you still haven't taken it off
BubbaUno: asking you to take it off before I got pissed
BubbaUno: you gonna take it off or not?
Allen1Collins: *Takes off his wizard hat and robes*
BubbaUno: well it was worth it.. cya

[Sthrockmorton]

so, how about that theif helm? ;)

[allen]

At least now I won't have to pretend like I want to answer your dozen stupid IM's everyday seeking advice or help with items.

HAHAHA fucktard, the only reason I IM you is because a bunch of people always come to me somewhat interested in your items because they think I might not get fucked by you, so I ask what it's worth, then I go back to them and say, fuck him, it's a rip-off. Oh yea and to find out where all the merchants at the fest have been for the past 2 weeks, because you're such a pathetic piece of shit you know where every single one of them is.

[Sean of the Thread]

Oh yea and to find out where all the merchants at the fest have been for the past 2 weeks, because you're such a pathetic piece of shit you know where every single one of them is.

Well duh he's a GM.

[allen]

HAHAHA

[The Ponzzz]

"You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama"

[Dropped_In]

BubbaUno: wouldn't have tried so hard to make it work if it was all an act
^ ^
best line

[LordKabaril]

I kinda feel sorry for Tsin. It must be hard to think so highly of yourself when everyone else knows what you really are. It must be a very hard thing to face. I mean, honestly.. last time I checked, having 100 billion silvers didn't make anyone cool, or get them anything special except for maybe a little cash. If Tsin wants to think he's the GSIV ninja pimp, let him think so. All I have to say, is that I will never buy an item from him. Oh, and my personal opinion is still maintained... :tool:

[bubbauno]

Haha never heard that one and yes.. I am definetely the NINJA PIMP.. Too bad you can't get unique titles made, I would totally get that.

[allen]

You see Tsin, the needle-dicked retard.

[The Ponzzz]

Who has the current high bid?

[Rolis]

BubbaUno: take it off?
BubbaUno: I need right now
BubbaUno: take it off now
BubbaUno: you still haven't taken it off
BubbaUno: asking you to take it off before I got pissed
BubbaUno: you gonna take it off or not?
Allen1Collins: *Takes off his wizard hat and robes*
BubbaUno: well it was worth it.. cya

this is great.. mad props to bloodninja

[Sean of the Thread]

heheh! Indeed.

BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer (Xyelin)of the lands

[Drew]

Yeah, what's the current bid?

[Kainen]

Off topic I know.. but the last few pages have just been too funny not to mention it.

[Slark]

Since the OP hasn't posted since the thread started, I'd be curious as to what's going to happen.

[allen]

not to jump to conclusions, but maybe the seller found out it had limited use and didn't want it

[Sthrockmorton]

man, bet you guys are sorry you didnt buy my 52 rogue now, arentcha...j/k