Expensive Stuff For Sale

[bubbauno]

1. a dark sigil-etched blade - The weapon is as black as the heart of a void, both hilt and blade. Down its length are a number of lore-sigils, their hooked and twisted forms interlocking as they dance down the razor's edge. At the top of the hilt is a faint tracery, worked in spidery vaalin. It almost pulses, its wisps and swashes echoing the forms of the powerful etchings along the business end of the menacing sword. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

6x masterful crit falchion
Weighs 3 lbs
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2. a long-bladed black alloy dagger - Although nothing immediately stands out as odd about this blade, the closer one tries to inspect it, the harder it is to focus on the details. In fact, the entire blade seems to shift out of focus and blur at the edges from time to time, and just as quickly snap back into focus. Detailed runes run the blade's length, their blurred meaning indecipherable. Two polished black opals crest the guard where the blade meets it, and a single faceted piece of obsidian adorns the pommel. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

Shadowdeath Dagger
Info can be found here:
http://www.krakiipedia.org/wiki/Shadowdeath_weapons_saved_post
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3. an enruned ora pilum

Self mana call wind.
Old style. Single mana (12). No failure or curse.
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4. a <color> hand

Ice Age Wizard Hand.
Contains all wizard spells between 901-920 except for possibly 917 and 918.
Pin worn.
Mage recharged when on spell 901.
Fully charged right now.
Requires MIU to activate.
Non crumbly.
A different color is associated with each spell.

>wave my hand
You raise your cloudy white hand towards the sky!
1d100: 19 + Modifiers: 101 == 120

A translucent sphere forms around you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

>rub my hand
You feel a cooling of the hand beneath your hands, as its color changes slowly from cloudy white to dark orange.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
Roundtime changed to 4 seconds.

>rub my hand
You feel a cooling of the hand beneath your hands, as its color changes slowly from dark orange to light-yellow.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
Roundtime changed to 4 seconds.

As Tsin rubs his hand, its color changes slowly from cloudy white to dark orange.
>
As Tsin rubs his hand, its color changes slowly from dark orange to light-yellow.

light yellow - 901
ochre - 902
light blue - 903
green - 904
aquamarine - 905
orange red - 906
deep blue - 907
red - 908
violet - 909
yellow green - 910
pink - 911
cloudy orange - 912
orange - 913
lavender - 914
chartreuse - 915
dark orange - 916
cloudy white - 919
tan - 920

>rub orb
You gesture over the pulsating orb while holding a light-yellow hand near it.
A strand of pure essence leaps from the orb and onto the hand!
The light-yellow hand glows with a bright hue as the fingers of essence caress it.

It holds a total of 40 charges which can be used in any combination. It is mage rechargeable and in order to recharge, you turn it to spell 901 and recharge, and then it will fill the ENTIRE hand.
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5. some veil iron banded black plate armor

5x masterful crit padded full plate
Lightened to 25 lbs
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6. a suit of fitted black plate with intricate silver etchings

5x incredible damage padded full plate
Lightened to 60 lbs
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7. some soft white leathers displaying a myriad of tiny silver stars

10x heavy crit reinforced leathers
Scripted
Lightened to 8 lbs

Optional scripted heavy crit neck/head helm to make doubles
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8. some deep black tooled leathers edged with ornate silver studs

10x heavy crit studded armor
Lightened to 15 lbs

Optional scripted heavy crit neck/head helm to make brig
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9. a black galvorn-bound shield emblazoned with a serpent with ruby eyes that seem to pierce your soul

9x ice age shield
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Anyone interested can contact me at bubbauno@aol.com or on AIM at bubbauno.

Thanks,
Tsin

[Sean of the Thread]

Rofl @ the same old garbage.

That sigil is fucking ugly.. spend some points and get it altered.

[bubbauno]

Free alteration on anything purchased if it can be altered

[Summertime]

Rofl @ the same old garbage.

That sigil is fucking ugly.. spend some points and get it altered.

Sean, proof your sig. Might have been funny if you hadn't goofed it up. :P

[bubbauno]

Weekend Sale.. Up to 25% off. Really good deals so contact me if you are interested in anything.

[Atlanteax]

Weekend Sale.. Up to 25% off. Really good deals so contact me if you are interested in anything.

How can it be 25% off if you don't quote a price?

[allen]

LOL - he's like a furniture store I worked at when I was at 16 they'd claim to have a sale, then have me put the price of the item higher, then mark it down 25%, being back to the original price.

[Slark]

lol, that's really going to bring in the buyers...

[bubbauno]

I don't put prices on stuff because every person gets a different price depending on your status and previous history with me. For some people the difference can be even higher than 25% off if they have done good business in the past compared to others who piss me off on a regular basis.

[beer]

read: i don't list prices so i can gouge the everliving fuck out of people who aren't on to me yet.

[allen]

ding ding ding, we have a winner!

[Sean of the Thread]

I don't put prices on stuff because every person gets a different price depending on your status and previous history with me. For some people the difference can be even higher than 25% off if they have done good business in the past compared to others who piss me off on a regular basis.

You're such a lying douche bag. Hilarious.

[Skirmisher]

I don't put prices on stuff because every person gets a different price depending on your status and previous history with me. For some people the difference can be even higher than 25% off if they have done good business in the past compared to others who piss me off on a regular basis.

Ooooh.. did you read that you mean peoples who dare question the policies of this fine upstanding citizen?

He'll show you by charging more.

Goodness but he is always good for a laugh.

[Methais]

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[Alfster]

see sig

[Methais]

Selling my car.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/225629_fat_guy_in_car.jpg

[Celephais]

Selling my car.

GAAaH, stop posting these pictures. Can we get a rule that if female topless nudity isn't allowed, male topless nudity isn't allowed?

[TheEschaton]

What would Vinh post, then?

[Celephais]

What would Vinh post, then?

I'm curious to if you're devil's advocating me because you want to continue seeing male topless nudity, or if you don't want to see female topless nudity... Either way, it doesn't bode well :(

But yeah, his only shock methods left would be racist comments instead of horrid pictures.

[Methais]

Ok fine, no more topless fat guys.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m306/BearMeat1845/fat_guy_butt_stomach_funfry_resize.jpg

Happy?

[Blosum]

Thats just not right.

[Stanley Burrell]

Godammit, Methais.

[TheEschaton]

So, let me get this straight. You JUST bought it from Zodier for 20m, and the same day, you're trying to sell it for 30m?

-TheE-

[grenthor]

So, let me get this straight. You JUST bought it from Zodier for 20m, and the same day, you're trying to sell it for 30m?

-TheE-

It's just a hair over an hour after the post was updated to show it was sold that he put it up for sale for 50% more. Smooth.

[Methais]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/8468a5a1.gif

[bubbauno]

Bump

[Methais]

http://photos.robla.net/gallery/d/386-2/bump.jpg

[Numbers]

If you buy from Tsin, you'll end up like this guy.

http://f5.putfile.com/5/14901382615.jpg

[bubbauno]

I think I know that guy.. I took 10 bucks out of his change cup when he wasn't looking. I left my calling card "You got Tsin'd"

[bubbauno]

This one is better..

http://13gb.com/media/images/Only_in_nyc.jpg

[Bobmuhthol]

LMAO @ FAIL

[bubbauno]

Added 5x per day 120 recharger

[bubbauno]

Immolation staff and 5x per day 120 sold