New Fox Show: Am I having sex with a fifth grader

[Celephais]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17938518/

NEW ORLEANS - Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged guard, was charged with being an accessory.

"After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close."

Class accidentally left unattended
Authorities said the incident happened March 27 at the school, which houses students from kindergarten through 12th grade. A high school teacher normally watches the fifth-grade class at the time, but went to an assembly for older students and the class was inadvertently left unattended, Buckley said.

The class, which had around 10 other students, was alone for about 15 minutes, he said.

"When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them," he said.
It took a day for authorities to find out about the incident. A student who had been in the class told a high school student about it the next day, Buckley said. The student told a teacher, and school officials notified the sheriff's office. Detectives began questioning students Thursday.

School officials did not return calls seeking comment.

The students, who were not identified because of their age, were released to their parents after their arrests, Buckley said. They will next be arraigned in juvenile court. A message seeking comment from the district attorney was not immediately returned.

Buckley said it was unclear what the children could face in penalties.

© 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

... wow.

[Skeeter]

Wow. where was this shit when I was a kid. though in 5th grade I was more interested in dominating 4-square than tapping bitches.

[Gan]

I'm missing the connection with Fox...



Wow. where was this shit when I was a kid. though in 5th grade I was more interested in dominating 4-square than tapping bitches.

:yeahthat:

[Methais]

That sounds about right for Louisiana.

[Celephais]

I'm missing the connection with Fox...

"Are you smarter than a fifth grader" is a Fox gameshow... that and fox is known for their tasteless shows.

[Gan]

Ahhhhh. Gotcha!

[Liberi Fatali]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17938518/

NEW ORLEANS - Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

(Not) To be racist, I'd be willing to bet that all five of these students were black -- or at least not white. I have a very hard time believing that any fifth grade white student would partake in such festivities. Save, of course, for the white wiggers who are theoretically black anyway.

If it were released that they were african americans, I would say that this shows that Birth of a Nation's image of blacks only longing for sexual confrontations was 98% accurate.

[DeV]

I have a very hard time believing that any fifth grade white student would partake in such festivities.

What an entirely dumbass position. That in no way indicates that white students would not partake in such festivities if given the opportunity. And a serious lack of classroom supervision is at issue here, not the fucking race of the students involved.

Edited because I stooped to the level of the unintelligent this time around.

[CrystalTears]

You need to STFU. (LF, not DeV, who snuck in a response)

[Skeeter]

http://www.bestplaces.net/zip-code/default.aspx?cat=PEOPLE&zip=71277&city=Spearsville_LA

Odds would say they were white.

[Skirmisher]

(Not) To be racist, I'd be willing to bet that all five of these students were black -- or at least not white. I have a very hard time believing that any fifth grade white student would partake in such festivities. Save, of course, for the white wiggers who are theoretically black anyway.

If it were released that they were african americans, I would say that this shows that Birth of a Nation's image of blacks only longing for sexual confrontations was 98% accurate.

Of course you're racist.

Why bother trying to hide it?

The only person you might possibly be fooling is yourself.

[Liberi Fatali]

Of course you're racist.

Why bother trying to hide it?

The only person you might possibly be fooling is yourself.

I may be racist internetically speaking, but I am by no means a racist in real life. Besides, after reading that article, it was the first thing that popped into my mind. "I wonder if they were black", I thought. These forums are for the conceptualization of all thoughts and opinions, regardless of how 'racist' you may find them.

Having lived in an apartment complex that was rather heavily populated by blacks, I can honestly give my opinion of them with little regret of being racist. Some of the things the younger ones spouted lead me, personally, to relate this article to them -- hence my intrigue of their race.

Understand?

[Hulkein]

after reading that article, it was the first thing that popped into my mind. "I wonder if they were black", I thought.

Which is why people call you a racist.

[Liberi Fatali]

Which is why people call you a racist.

I believe people toss this term around too often without realising its true definition. I am not claiming that the black race is inferior to any other race, nor that the white race (or any other race) is superior to the black race. I am also not (attempting) to be discriminatory towards the black race.

Merely having a thought that the people involved in an internet article were black is not considered racism. Perhaps if I would have said, "WOW, LOOK HOW DUMB THOSE BLACK SCHOOL CHILDREN ARE -- THEY OBVIOUSLY DON'T GO TO SCHOOL TO LEARN BUT JUST GO TO FUCK EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY ARE APES", I would agree with you.

[Hulkein]

I agree that there is a difference between people who have racist thoughts and those who act on them, but the second part of your post is garbage. You didn't say they are inferior, and you didn't say they are dumber, but what is the implication that is to be drawn from you saying 'I bet they were black' when referring to a negative event?

[Drew]

(Not) To be racist, I'd be willing to bet that all five of these students were black -- or at least not white.


It's not so much a race thing as it is an income level thing. Although I believe that poor US black culture is certainly more permissive of sexual activity than poor US white culture, compare rap to country music for instance.


A good friend of mine immigrated from Ghana and she absolutely hates US black culture, so it's not a matter of race so much in my mind as culture and income.

[Kitsun]

And a serious lack of classroom supervision is at issue here, not the fucking race of the students involved.


Not that I entirely disagree here but... holy christ in heaven. They were unsupervised for FIFTEEN minutes. I think a teacher oughta be able to run to the can for a quick dump without the kids dropping their pants and getting to baby-making.

[Skirmisher]

Regarding the children involved, I don't know if they should be charged with as serious a crime as they were, but assuming these were quasi normal children and not some hell spawn running around burning stray pets, they should instead receive some serious counseling and their parents also as no child being raised in a healthy home should be thinking that that is anywhere near appropriate behavior.

[Skirmisher]

I may be racist internetically speaking, but I am by no means a racist in real life. Besides, after reading that article, it was the first thing that popped into my mind. "I wonder if they were black", I thought. These forums are for the conceptualization of all thoughts and opinions, regardless of how 'racist' you may find them.

Having lived in an apartment complex that was rather heavily populated by blacks, I can honestly give my opinion of them with little regret of being racist. Some of the things the younger ones spouted lead me, personally, to relate this article to them -- hence my intrigue of their race.

Understand?

Yes I understand that you are a racist asshole and the worst kind.

It takes people like you who try to rationalize their pathetic views to allow the idiotic pseudo-Nazis and white supremacists in this country to try to somehow legitimize their foul "beliefs".

You are pathetic.

[Makkah]

http://www.bestplaces.net/zip-code/default.aspx?cat=PEOPLE&zip=71277&city=Spearsville_LA

Odds would say they were white.

Technically, then, wouldn't the odds say that 3 (truncated from 3.183) of the 5 kids were white?

[Parkbandit]

(Not) To be racist, I'd be willing to bet that all five of these students were black -- or at least not white. I have a very hard time believing that any fifth grade white student would partake in such festivities. Save, of course, for the white wiggers who are theoretically black anyway.

If it were released that they were african americans, I would say that this shows that Birth of a Nation's image of blacks only longing for sexual confrontations was 98% accurate.

And here I thought Backlash had today's dumbshit award locked up with his comments about Gore being above reproach because his mockumentary won an Oscar.

Grats Dumbfuck. Way to be the most ignorant fuck on this message board.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Dumbshit.jpg

[Methais]

(Not) To be racist, I'd be willing to bet that all five of these students were black -- or at least not white. I have a very hard time believing that any fifth grade white student would partake in such festivities. Save, of course, for the white wiggers who are theoretically black anyway.

If it were released that they were african americans, I would say that this shows that Birth of a Nation's image of blacks only longing for sexual confrontations was 98% accurate.

This situation has nothing to do with race. It's a fact that the majority of females born and raised in Louisiana are little whores, regardless of their age or race. This is primarily due to the fact that their mothers were little trailer park whores growing up and got pregnant at 15. I shit you not when I say I know or have met a great deal of women around here who are under 40 and are also grandmothers. This news story kind of takes things to a new level, but I really can't say I was surprised at all about it once I saw NEW ORLEANS in the story.

And next time black people piss you off, just think about Wayne Brady and everything will be ok.

[DeV]

Not that I entirely disagree here but... holy christ in heaven. They were unsupervised for FIFTEEN minutes. I think a teacher oughta be able to run to the can for a quick dump without the kids dropping their pants and getting to baby-making.I heard this is the second time it's happened in that classrom. (hearsay I know, I know) But, if that's true I mean... obviously, something isn't right at home or in the classrom.

[Nieninque]

He is trolling.

(Look at me all grown up)

[Nieninque]

This situation has nothing to do with race. It's a fact that the majority of females born and raised in Louisiana are little whores, regardless of their age or race. This is primarily due to the fact that their mothers were little trailer park whores growing up and got pregnant at 15. I shit you not when I say I know or have met a great deal of women around here who are under 40 and are also grandmothers. This news story kind of takes things to a new level, but I really can't say I was surprised at all about it once I saw NEW ORLEANS in the story.

And next time black people piss you off, just think about Wayne Brady and everything will be ok.

Nicely done Methais.

In the blink of an eye we move from Racism to Sexism.

Classy stuff.

[Liberi Fatali]

And here I thought Backlash had today's dumbshit award locked up with his comments about Gore being above reproach because his mockumentary won an Oscar.

Grats Dumbfuck. Way to be the most ignorant fuck on this message board.

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/Dumbshit.jpg

Curious. I'm the ignorant one, yet you spout out 'insults' that are nothing more than childish curse words? That, my friend, is thoroughly impressive -- I can tell your education has got you far in life. Curiouser yet is the fact that you spelled 'dumb shit' wrong, despite it clearly being displayed as two separate words in your 'dumb shit award'.

[Makkah]

Is insulting a specified and confined group of females honestly considered sexism? I guess this begs the question how confined can generalizations be before they're no longer "-isms"?

[Methais]

Nicely done Methais.

In the blink of an eye we move from Racism to Sexism.

Classy stuff.

Just speaking from experience, since I live here and all. Sorry if it wasn't politically correct enough for you, but a spade is a spade (no pun intended).

[Nieninque]

Curious. I'm the ignorant one, yet you spout out 'insults' that are nothing more than childish curse words? That, my friend, is thoroughly impressive -- I can tell your education has got you far in life. Curiouser yet is the fact that you spelled 'dumb shit' wrong, despite it clearly being displayed as two separate words in your 'dumb shit award'.

I always say that if you are going to start criticising other people's use of language, you had better make sure that you are spot-on with your own.

Now you started off well with an interesting use of the word "Curious". But you couldn't stop there...you had to go too far and use a variation of the word "curious" that actually doesn't exist anywhere outside of Alice in Wonderland.

Dumb shit...Dumbshit...its all the same shit when it comes down to it.

[Makkah]

I always say that if you are going to start criticising other people's use of language, you had better make sure that you are spot-on with your own.

Now you started off well with an interesting use of the word "Curious".

Shouldn't the period be inside the quotation mark?

[Nieninque]

Just speaking from experience, since I live here and all. Sorry if it wasn't politically correct enough for you, but a spade is a spade (no pun intended).

It's not about being politically correct, but your observations are as astute as Tabor's.

He was like "ZOMG I BETCHA THEY WUZ BLACK"

And you were all like "THEM GURLS R ALL SLUTS..." aged 11...despite the fact that AFAIK, there were three boys involved.

[Nieninque]

Shouldn't the period be inside the quotation mark?

No

[Bobmuhthol]

lol.

Yes.

[Nieninque]

Hush

[Apathy]

(Not) To be racist, I'd be willing to bet that all five of these students were black -- or at least not white. I have a very hard time believing that any fifth grade white student would partake in such festivities. Save, of course, for the white wiggers who are theoretically black anyway.

If it were released that they were african americans, I would say that this shows that Birth of a Nation's image of blacks only longing for sexual confrontations was 98% accurate.

Please explain. I would like to understand your thought process.

[Artha]

Shouldn't the period be inside the quotation mark?

It depends who you ask. Some people say yes, but only if the phrase inside the quotation marks is, itself, a complete sentence.

Some people say yes, but they're generally Americans.

Some other people say no, but they're generally Europeans.

So um...pick your poison, I guess.

[Nieninque]

Please explain. I would like to understand your thought process.

He's trolling.

No thought processes were involved in the making of that post.

[Back]

All of this was a deviously thought out plan hatched generations ago by Murdoch, owner of FAUX News and McDonald Corp. McDonald offered cheap burgers pumped full of hormones to kids so that Murdoch could reap the television ratings rewards generations later when they hit puberty at a younger age. Got to stay ahead of the man, man!

[Liberi Fatali]

Please explain. I would like to understand your thought process.

I would be absolutely thrilled to elaborate on whatever you wish me to further express. You did not, however, specify anything, and I'm left oblivious as to what you refer to.

[Methais]

And you were all like "THEM GURLS R ALL SLUTS..." aged 11...despite the fact that AFAIK, there were three boys involved.

Well yeah, and guys are...well guys. Call guys whores too if it'll make you feel better.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/8468a5a1.gif

[Ignot]

(Not) To be racist, I'd be willing to bet that all five of these students were black -- or at least not white.

Wait just a minute everyone, he clearly said "Not to be racist". This gives him immunity and allows him to say whatever he wants without being racist.

Just like ricky Bobby.
Ricky: With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.
Mr. Dennit: What did you just say to me?
Ricky: What? I said it with all due respect!
Mr. Dennit: Just because you say that doesn't mean you get to say whatever you want to me!
Ricky: Yes, it does!

[Shari]

(Not) To be racist, I'd be willing to bet that all five of these students were black -- or at least not white. I have a very hard time believing that any fifth grade white student would partake in such festivities. Save, of course, for the white wiggers who are theoretically black anyway.

If it were released that they were african americans, I would say that this shows that Birth of a Nation's image of blacks only longing for sexual confrontations was 98% accurate.

You are so fucking retarded sometimes it makes my head spin.


That is all.

[Makkah]

RETARTED!!!11

That is all.

[Shari]

ROFL. I was so riled up about his whole statement I didn't even read over what I post before I clicked "Post Reply".

Someone throw me a dumbshit award too, eh?

[Skeeter]

by calling someone retarded you are just as guilty of discrimination. Just because it's more socially acceptable to make fun of people with developmental disabilities doesn't make it ok.

If you're going to point out the dirt in other people's homes, you best make sure yours is clean first.

This in no way means I agree with anything the racist fuck tabor has to say.

[Skeeter]

Technically, then, wouldn't the odds say that 3 (truncated from 3.183) of the 5 kids were white?

I should've said, odds are some of the kids were white.

[Artha]

Retarded's no longer the prefered nomenclature, so it's about the same as calling someone an idiot, imbecile or moron. All of which used to be the 'proper' medical term, but now aren't.

[Nieninque]

Well yeah, and guys are...well guys. Call guys whores too if it'll make you feel better.



And by all means, call yourself non-sexist if it makes you feel better.

[Methais]

I didn't say all women everywhere were sluts. Just around here.

[Skeeter]

Retarded's no longer the prefered nomenclature, so it's about the same as calling someone an idiot, imbecile or moron. All of which used to be the 'proper' medical term, but now aren't.

It's not about the same. But if it makes you feel better....

[Artha]

Yes it is. And I don't really use the term so I don't care, but if you're going to nitpick do it with gusto.

[Apathy]

I would be absolutely thrilled to elaborate on whatever you wish me to further express. You did not, however, specify anything, and I'm left oblivious as to what you refer to.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize quoting your entire statement then inquiring into your thought process behind it was so difficult to understand.

I'll try this:

I'd be willing to bet that all five of these students were black -- or at least not white.

Why?


I have a very hard time believing that any fifth grade white student would partake in such festivities.

Why?

[Stanley Burrell]

(Not) To be racist, I'd be willing to bet that all five of these students were African American -- or at least not white. I have a very hard time believing that any fifth grade white student would partake in such festivities. Save, of course, for the whites who are theoretically African Americans anyway.

If it were released that they were African Americans, I would say that this shows that Birth of a Nation's image of African Americans only longing for sexual confrontations was 98% accurate.

...

Not to be racist, but I see that the provisional IRA John Hopkins has been sponsoring giant douchebag fellowships in their cracker M.D. twelve step program.

More importantly, Snoop Dogg will always be way richer than Tabor.

[Keller]

Technically, then, wouldn't the odds say that 3 (truncated from 3.183) of the 5 kids were white?

You wouldn't have to truncate if only Tabor's pixilated conquest of the North had come to fruition in reality.

[Skirmisher]

Less sniping amongst each other and more calling out of Tabor and his scrawny racist self.

[Makkah]

Wonderfully objective moderation as always.

[Skirmisher]

:thanx:

[The Ponzzz]

I'm pretty shocked that kids starting banging within 15 minutes. I mean, fuck 5th grade? I was JUST getting out of playing with my TMNT and GI Joes and started playing video games and Hero's Quest(fuck I'm still doing it now 14 years later, mother fucker!!)!

But seriously, I mean... "Teacher ain't here, LET'S FUCK!" What happened to after school and under the bleachers and just making out? I'm getting to be old and I'm not even 30 yet.

[Bobmuhthol]

I had sex with probably 8 girls 8 times each when I was in 5th grade.

[Sean of the Thread]

I love little retard sluts.

[The Ponzzz]

Damn, I STILL wanna play with my TMNT and GI Joes.

I always ask my son, "Hey Darien, wanna play with some toys!?"

And he's like , "Shit pops, naaaw, I wanna go watch MTV!"

Fucking 5 year olds.

[zhelas]

I wouldn't be surprised if incidents like this happen at other schools. This one just happened to make the headlines.

[Gan]

About a month ago there was a school somewhere in rural America where kids were having sex in shop class while under absent/minimal supervision. It made the headlines too, and I think those kids were white. ;) I'll have to search for the story to verify...



Indianapolis - For months it's been a well-kept secret. But now Warren Township Schools confirm a disturbing case of sex in the classroom. The illicit activity has parents concerned and a district at a loss for words.
Shop class gives students a chance to learn outside of the book. But at Warren Township's Raymond Park Middle School, two students engaged in illicit acts in view of goggled eyes.
13 Investigates was tipped off by a disturbed resident who writes:
"...during school hours in a classroom with an experienced teacher present, two sixth graders completed the act of intercourse...at least ten students were witnesses. No disciplinary actions were taken against the teacher... All teachers were told to keep quiet."

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=6180780&nav=9Tai

[zhelas]

"...during school hours in a classroom with an experienced teacher present, two sixth graders completed the act of intercourse...at least ten students were witnesses. No disciplinary actions were taken against the teacher... All teachers were told to keep quiet."

Personally I could care less what their ethnicity is. I think the boards actions were brilliant. This solves all the problems!!!

Like I said I am sure there are a lot more cases. The school tries to keep it under wraps. Hide the incident rather than dealing with issue.

[zhelas]

Teacher Accused Of Watching Students Fight
http://www.local6.com/news/11521240/detail.html
Mother Of Girl Wants To Know Why Teacher Didn't Intervene

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A Central Florida substitute middle school teacher is being accused of watching two students fight in a classroom and not doing anything to break it up.

The fight, between two seventh-grade girls in a classroom full of students at Robinswood Middle School in Orlando, was captured on another student's cell phone.

"I'm concerned for her safety. If this is how they handle fights in the school, I hope there's another school that's better or can accommodate me and my daughter," Sharon Graham, the mother of one of the students involved in the fight, said.

Graham said her daughter fought to protect herself.

But the school's principal told Local 6 News that the substitute teacher, an unidentified man, followed protocol, calling an adminstrator when the fight broke out.

"The teacher was just sitting there, and as soon as they started hitting each other, the teacher had called someone else," student Partrick Charite said.

Witnesses also told Local 6 News that the substitute teacher said, "Let them fight," during the scrum.

Local 6 News reported that another teacher eventually broke the fight up.

The girls involved in the melee were each supsended for 10 days.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

This is not a FLAME saying OMG SCHOOL KIDS GONE WILD!!! It is possible that some districts are suffering financially and they are not getting all the funding that they need to attract good teachers and pay them a decent wage. Some (Not all) teachers/principles might become to much of a buddy to the students versus being a mentor.

Also in this day and age of lawsuits, teachers and the schools might be afraid that if they jump in and pull them apart, one of the kids might have their parents slap a lawsuit.

Damned if you do. Damned if you don't

[Skeeter]

no chance I'm breaking up a fight in a school as a sub. I agree with the above, no way you could afford the inevitable lawsuit.

The sue mentality in the USA is really going to have some long term negative effects on the development of our children and our nation.

[Artha]

In the training for my job, we were told never to pull apart fighting kids for exactly that reason. Better to let them bruise each other a little than get hit with a lawsuit and (possibly, if you're planning on going into it) end your career as a teacher before it starts.

[Skeeter]

I miss the good ole days of when the principal could give you cracks and teachers were mostly free to do what they wanted.

[TheEschaton]

My roommate is a teacher and I agree with Skeeter. The shit the kids can get away with because he can't whip their collective ass is insane. He comes home a broken man like, every day.

-TheE-

[zhelas]

Fla. student who mooned teacher sues
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070404/ap_on_fe_st/mooning_student_1
CLEARWATER, Fla. - A high school senior acknowledges he went too far when he mooned a teacher. But he thinks the decision of school officials to send him to a new school for the rest of the year was too harsh, so his family is suing.

Tyler Tillung, 18, mooned a teacher "suddenly and without thinking about the consequences" in February, according to the lawsuit filed Tuesday. The teacher had declined to let him into a Feb. 21 school lip sync show that was full. He was suspended for six days and reassigned to a new school.

But the teen wants to graduate with his Palm Harbor University High class in six weeks and complete his final season on the varsity baseball team, the lawsuit said.

"We're talking about his graduation," said Tillung's lawyer, B. Edwin Johnson. "That's an important event in a guy's life. ... This kid deserves a break."

School Board Attorney Jim Robinson said administrators stand by their decision.

"Without knowing the allegations, we're confident in the administration's position on this case," Robinson said. Palm Harbor principal Herman "Doc" Allen described the mooning as "disgusting" and the teacher as "traumatized."

Honestly this is completely asinine. America is a lawsuit society. Whaaaah!!! I screwed up and now disciplinary action is being done on me. THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!! SUE SUE SUE!!!

[zhelas]

I miss the good ole days of when the principal could give you cracks and teachers were mostly free to do what they wanted.

Those were the good ole days!!

[Skirmisher]

Need some good old school Jesuit teachers is all.

They knew beatings.

[Hulkein]

Not even that long ago. I was hung on a coat hook by my tie in 6th grade by a nun... This was 1996.

It taught me a lesson, that's for sure.

[Sean]

Not to wear a tie?

[Skirmisher]

Or at least use a clip on.

[Methais]

You should have said "Satan would never hang me up by my tie."

[Methais]

Honestly this is completely asinine. America is a lawsuit society. Whaaaah!!! I screwed up and now disciplinary action is being done on me. THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!! SUE SUE SUE!!!

That's pretty gay that they're suing the school, but come on...the teacher was "traumatized" by getting mooned? Gimme a fucking break. Everyone is such a big pussy these days it's pathetic.

[Gan]

If a student mooned one of my Jr. High/High School teachers, he would have found about 3 sticks of chalk and a couple of erasers buried/thrown up his ass before he could get it back down onto the desk.

There would have been no trauma, except for the mooner having to perform colonic excavation for chalk/eraser recovery.

[DeV]

That kid is an idiot; so are his parents. I hope they lose their suit.

[RichardCranium]

I'm gonna have to agree with Mat here. Broads in Louisiana are sluts.

[Stanley Burrell]

I mooned my vice principal in kindergarden. It wasn't my best mooning, but it was somewhat eventful, at least.

I do eet again if I ever happened across that particular moon-ee. Assissant principals are basically asscheek exposure candidates, like Mr. Lamar Bone from "Doug." Man, what a total dickbag that guy was. Always cockblocking Porkchop's game.

But yes: Operation Remooned is in full effect and maturity is at an all-time high as soon as I put the $600 GPS in my shaggin' wagon.