Sex?

[GarrsSoul]

Some people think sex is really gross or whatnot....Personally, I enjoy it immensly.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

What, are you fucking 12 years old? Grow the fuck up.

[StrayRogue]

<---- Had it four times last night.

And yeah, I doubt anyone above the age of 18 thinks its gross. Or atleast 99.9% won't.

[Edited on 18-11-03 by StrayRogue]

[GarrsSoul]

I know a few who do.

[Moist Happenings]

I've got a friend who won't even hold hands with her boyfriend because she hates being touched at all.

yeah..that does wonders for their sex life.

EDIT: She's 20, by the way.

[Edited on 11-18-2003 by Neff]

[Miss X]

Originally posted by GarrsSoul
I know a few who do.

Have you tried beating them over the head with a big stick? :lol:

Ok, now I have to ask, why did you start this thread? Ok, we all now know you like sex...... wow big revalation dude. (insert me dying of shock here.)
Vx

[Souzy]

The girl prolly has issues Neff. Like erm...stuff that goes deeper then just holding hands with someone or being touched. Other then that, I'd think consenting adults would agree that sex is part of life. Everyone's gotta get some nookie sometime, and then sooner or later they won't think it's so gross. Maybe when they grow up or something.

[GarrsSoul]

Why else? To here what people have to say.

[Dighn Darkbeam]

I didnt really enjoy it the few times I actually went that far.

I was drunk and nervous, performed horribly.

Shrugs

In baseball lingo I dont mind being stranded on third. Everything leading up to sex seems alot more enjoyable. Then again I am completely insane.

Shrugs again

[Killer Kitten]

How do you get a guy to stop having sex with you?

Marry him!!!!!

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by Lalana
The girl prolly has issues Neff. Like erm...stuff that goes deeper then just holding hands with someone or being touched. Other then that, I'd think consenting adults would agree that sex is part of life. Everyone's gotta get some nookie sometime, and then sooner or later they won't think it's so gross. Maybe when they grow up or something.

Nah, we've been friends forever. We tell each other EVERYTHING. And I do mean everything. It's probably a genetic defect or something. :P

[Souzy]

Or maybe that thing they call "phobia", hehe. :D

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Killer Kitten
How do you get a guy to stop having sex with you?

Marry him!!!!!

LMAO!!! Had to quote this one, too damn funny!

[Dighn Darkbeam]

The girl prolly has issues Neff. Like erm...stuff that goes deeper then just holding hands with someone or being touched. >>

Im guessing stuff like this can be the result of rape or sexual molestation at an early age.

[Ben]

How come I can only click in love with sex once?

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by Dighn Darkbeam
The girl prolly has issues Neff. Like erm...stuff that goes deeper then just holding hands with someone or being touched. >>

Im guessing stuff like this can be the result of rape or sexual molestation at an early age.

It can be, you're right. But in this case i'm 100 percent sure that it's not.

[Moist Happenings]

Additionally, where's the "I like it, but it's not the best thing in the world" vote option?

[peam]

/sex God.

I have references.

[Quitter]

Every day since 5 years and 2 months

That's the secret to an healthy marriage

[Back]

People say even bad sex is good. I don't know. As jaded as I became in my 20's, what I really want now is real intimacy. I've experienced it, but its few and far between. There was a time I dug chicks who were out after the same thing I was... now I'm really craving some deep loving sexual bonding.

[Hips]

I like it, but I'm not in love with it. I can go without. *shrug*

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Backlash
People say even bad sex is good. I don't know. As jaded as I became in my 20's, what I really want now is real intimacy. I've experienced it, but its few and far between. There was a time I dug chicks who were out after the same thing I was... now I'm really craving some deep loving sexual bonding.

I don't agree with the "bad sex is good sex" either. I've had better times on my own than some "experiences" before. Sad.

[Edaarin]

You addict.

I'm disturbed the trend of the last 4 or 5 threads. Porn stars, who's cutest, sex, pissing contests about height/weight...heheh. Although it did give me a chance to be an attention whore for once.

In case you didn't notice my first 6 or 7 advertisements, check page four of the Cute thread.

[Betheny]

You forgot to add the "Garr is a dumb fuckstain" option. I vote for that option.

[Khaitiff]

Garr your a dumb fuckstain. DIE DIE DIE! Will that do?

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Khaitiff
Garr your a dumb fuckstain. DIE DIE DIE! Will that do?

Quite nicely, as a matter of fact. Daina, hug this man.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
<---- Had it four times last night.

Sounds like you need some....

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/5028.gif

[Quitter]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by StrayRogue
<---- Had it four times last night.

Sounds like you need some....

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/5028.gif

sad but true?

[Artha]

We need an 'It's too bad you'll never experience it' option.

[Ladyteeoncy]

Sex requires two people buddy...:lol:




Just playin..

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Quitter

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by StrayRogue
<---- Had it four times last night.

Sounds like you need some....

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/5028.gif

sad but true?

Heh, she was sufficiently sluicy thankyou.

[Overlord]

Sex requires a "minimum" of two people

[Back]

Geez, are people acting like sex four times in one night is a questionable feat? What'd it take ya Stray? All of what, 4 minutes?

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Overlord
Sex requires a "minimum" of two people

Bravo, sir.

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Backlash
Geez, are people acting like sex four times in one night is a questionable feat? What'd it take ya Stray? All of what, 4 minutes?

Alot longer actually. I was pretty much running on empty after the first two times.

[Xcalibur]

in theory, an healthy man in his 20's should be able to do it at least 4 times in a row, in theory..

[Ladyteeoncy]

Damn...better be able to do more then that or you wont be in my bed. :lol:

[Drew2]

OMFG I LOVE SEX IT ROX0R!!!!!11

[Hips]

Originally posted by Tayre
OMFG I LOVE SEX IT ROX0R!!!!!11

Nice try. We all know you're lying.

[Ilvane]

Good quality sex only has to be once, don't you think?

:lol:

-A

[Drew2]

It was worth a shot.

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Ilvane
Good quality sex only has to be once, don't you think?

:lol:

-A

Personally, I'd take as much good quality sex as I could find :D

[SpunGirl]

I seriously want to know what kind of girl has sex with Garr.

-K

[StrayRogue]

Come on, didn't you buy your "slow" 18 year old brother a high class hooker on your trip to Vegas??

[Ladyteeoncy]

one on a corner?

[GS4Gurl]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko

Originally posted by Tayre
OMFG I LOVE SEX IT ROX0R!!!!!11

Nice try. We all know you're lying.

And she should know!

[Artha]

I think for a hooker to have sex with Garr, there'd definately have to be some sort of crack/heroin problem involved.

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Ladyteeoncy
Damn...better be able to do more then that or you wont be in my bed. :lol:

so anyone that can do you more than 4 times in a row can be in your bed?

hmm, i see...

[Hips]

Originally posted by GS4Gurl

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko

Originally posted by Tayre
OMFG I LOVE SEX IT ROX0R!!!!!11

Nice try. We all know you're lying.

And she should know!

Of course I know! If Tayre ever got laid I'd be the first to know, because he'd make me stop calling him virgin.

[Edited on 11-20-2003 by GS3 Michiko]

[JustMe]

If you have sex four times in one night you're either
1) Visiting your significant other on vacation, honeymoon ect.
2) A prostitue
or 3) Doing it wrong

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by JustMe
If you have sex four times in one night you're either
1) Visiting your significant other on vacation, honeymoon ect.
2) A prostitue
or 3) Doing it wrong

or 4) Having a sex marathon with someone, whether they be your longtime partner/spouse or a one night stand, just because... you feel like it.

-K

[StrayRogue]

I like to see you are in the right mind set too SpunGirl ;) And to set the record straight it was twice at night, twice in the morning/early afternoon.

[Overlord]

Naw i can attest to four(mabye one more) individual screwing sessions, drunken fuckin to that extent was well lengthly to say the least lol

[Edited on 11-20-2003 by Overlord]

[JustMe]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
I like to see you are in the right mind set too SpunGirl ;) And to set the record straight it was twice at night, twice in the morning/early afternoon.

Well that is understandable. It seemed earlier that you were stating that you had it 4 times in a row and that is not.

[StrayRogue]

Sure it is. Its hardly like I got out of bed between each go (except maybe to pee).

[Chadj]

Eww! Sex is gross! nah, just kiddin..



Originally posted by SpunGirl

Originally posted by JustMe
If you have sex four times in one night you're either
1) Visiting your significant other on vacation, honeymoon ect.
2) A prostitue
or 3) Doing it wrong

or 4) Having a sex marathon with someone, whether they be your longtime partner/spouse or a one night stand, just because... you feel like it.

-K

Heh, Spungirl has it right! Thank god for the girl next door.. quite literally, in fact.. :grin::roll::bouncy:

EDIT: What the hell brought this thread around, anyways?

[Edited on 11-20-2003 by Chadj]

I've been with 12,312 women. All of them supermodels.

[Skirmisher]

And that was just today.

[Xcalibur]

let's say you had your first sexual experience at 15, and one super model per day since that day

you're now 48 years old! ah!

You have wayyy too much time on your hands. But anyway One sexual encounter on a slow day maybe...but thats still 3-4 girls.

[Xcalibur]

i hae too much time on my hand because i calculated 12000 divided by 365 equal approximativly 33?

damn, sorry, it took me around ,2 seconds to do so, i must really love wasting my time (ironic that people use that to bitch someone, but they, themselves, lose their time telling so)

Originally posted by Xcalibur
i hae too much time on my hand because i calculated 12000 divided by 365 equal approximativly 33?




Yes. Glad me and you are on the same page.

[SpunGirl]

If I average out partners and years on earth, I've had something like .26 partners a year.

That changes if you divide partners by years I've actually been having sex, which translates to a nifty 1 per year.

-K, math at 2:30 while someone drunk is IMing me!

[Tendarian]

Originally posted by RangerD1
I've been with 12,312 women. All of them supermodels.

Wilt Chamberlain posts on our boards! Sweet,can i get an autograph?

[StrayRogue]

Well I recall reading about the world Sex rankings somewhere recently. The Dutch and Swedes were at the top, but I think for the average person in the UK, 150 times year was the average. The US were behind the French.

[StrayRogue]

More exact numbers for you (it appears I was wrong on the above):

1, French - 167
2, Netherlands - 158
3, Denmark - 152
4, Canada - 150
5, UK - 149
6, Germany - 147
7, Yugoslavia - 147
8, South Africa - 146
9, Austria - 144
10, Norway - 144
...
12, USA - 138

[Xcalibur]

Ah!

Canada rocks again!

[Latrinsorm]

Ya know how they got those numbers, stray? Asked people. And we all know people would never exaggerate their sex lives, right? Right. Good.

I find the same thing funny when I hear things like "1 out of 3 teenagers are sexually active" or "1 out of 4 teenagers are heavy drinkers". Because I know several kids in my school filled out the survey as follows: How many times a week do you have sex? 15! How many drinks do you have per week? 36!

And yes, that is 15 factorial, I just didn't feel like typing all the numbers. Just take that data with a grain of salt. And a condom.

[Meos]

Prositutes don't count

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Ya know how they got those numbers, stray? Asked people. And we all know people would never exaggerate their sex lives, right? Right. Good.

I find the same thing funny when I hear things like "1 out of 3 teenagers are sexually active" or "1 out of 4 teenagers are heavy drinkers". Because I know several kids in my school filled out the survey as follows: How many times a week do you have sex? 15! How many drinks do you have per week? 36!

And yes, that is 15 factorial, I just didn't feel like typing all the numbers. Just take that data with a grain of salt. And a condom.

Who are "they"? I think you are just pissed that you lost out not only to us, but the French and the Canadians.

[Edaarin]

I want to visit Amsterdam before I die.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Been there, done that. I recommend it for everyone. Twice :-D

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by JustMe
If you have sex four times in one night you're either
1) Visiting your significant other on vacation, honeymoon ect.
2) A prostitue
or 3) Doing it wrong

Well..depends on how you define "night". I'd say that i've done it four, MAYBE five(probably not, but it's possible. I don't remember), in one "night", but it was spread out, from early evening until after midnight.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by StrayRogue

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Ya know how they got those numbers, stray? Asked people. And we all know people would never exaggerate their sex lives, right? Right. Good.

I find the same thing funny when I hear things like "1 out of 3 teenagers are sexually active" or "1 out of 4 teenagers are heavy drinkers". Because I know several kids in my school filled out the survey as follows: How many times a week do you have sex? 15! How many drinks do you have per week? 36!

And yes, that is 15 factorial, I just didn't feel like typing all the numbers. Just take that data with a grain of salt. And a condom.

Who are "they"? I think you are just pissed that you lost out not only to us, but the French and the Canadians.

I say "they" because I saw that report too, so I knew you weren't just making them up off the top of your head. And I also figured that it takes more than one person to conduct a global survery, thus: "they".

I'm hardly pissed that we "lost out" to anyone in a bogus survey. It's like saying "Hurray we won the World Series!" during the Black Sox scandal. Or some kind of cricket example, I dunno.

[Dighn Darkbeam]

4 Times doesnt seem too outlandish. 2 or 3 seems about right, but what the fuck do I know?

Hey if he wants to claim that his country has more sluts let him. All my visits to Canada haven't dispelled his theory.

[Moist Happenings]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Hey if he wants to claim that his country has more sluts let him. All my visits to Canada haven't dispelled his theory.

This is almost completely independent of your point, but i'm saying it anyway because I feel that it's relevant.

In my experience, jersey girls, New york girls, and Pennsy girls are the cutest America has to offer(And that's by my standards, I have weird taste in girls, i'm told).
But the girls that I met and saw in Montreal just completely blew them all away.

I don't know why. Maybe it's the language that swayed me, but there were so many girls that were INSANELY attractive to me up there.

[StrayRogue]

Again, I play my "he's jealous card". Feels good to have the tables turned doesn't Ranger?

[Soulpieced]

In regards to sex. What are your favorite type of condoms? I strictly use Trojans. But favorites are Pleasure Mesh, and Ultra Ribbed.

Soulpieced says stay away from Her Pleasure (too damn small) and Extended Pleasure (unless you don't mind having sex for an hour and not being able to get off).

[Soulpieced]

...

[Edaarin]

Trojan-Enz or LifeStyles.

Edaarin says stay away from anything sheepskin.

[Edaarin]

Also, I'm disowning Soulpieced.

[Bestatte]

Edarin you do realize there are minors reading this forum, and that in some states in this country, sex between non-married people is still considered adultry and illegal right?

You also acknowledge that some people are reading these boards from school, and in some schools, it is against policy to access websites that have discussions about sex, right?

Or is this "different" from the drug topic for some reason?

[JustMe]

That would be school policy. Not policy of the States. Drugs however are illegal in the states, so yes, there is a difference.

[Xcalibur]

I never used any condoms

Glad it's against my religion

[Edaarin]

Hey, guess what. I've been in a situation like that (I was 19 and she was 17), and it's only illegal if charges are pressed. It varies by state. And we're discussing protection, we're not talking about how obliterated we got 20 years ago.

And yeah, it's "different." Don't compare sex to doing acid.

[Ansherak]

heh......nice burn....zinged good!

D-

[Weedmage Princess]

I don't know why but the idea of Xcalibur having sex frightens me. I am alone in this?

[Bestatte]

Also some drugs are illegal in some states, but not in others. Some are criminalized in some states, and minor misdemeanors in others. In fact, according to your rules, I can discuss the merits of the HIGHLY hallucinogenic nutmeg all I want, simply because it's not illegal. It's also a lethal neurotoxin and probably SHOULD be regulated, but because it's classified as a food and not a drug, it's okay for me to talk about it?

And about that moldy rye bread. Moldy rye bread is NOT illegal. It happens to be the primary ingredient in LSD, but it's not classified as a drug. So I can talk about that all I want, right?

[Ansherak]

Nerves are getting frayed.....Would GS be considered a drug? Looks like more than a couple people are starting to have some withdrawl symptoms!

D-

[Edaarin]

End of discussion. You can discuss all you want. At another forum, or in a different folder. Any further drug references get pulled.

EDIT: And I've voiced my opinion on this before. I hoped stupid shit like this would have been finished after Solkern's "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRUG?!?!?" thread.

[Edited on 11-20-2003 by Edaarin]

[Soulpieced]

I can discuss the merits of the HIGHLY hallucinogenic nutmeg all I want, simply because it's not illegal. It's also a lethal neurotoxin and probably SHOULD be regulated, but because it's classified as a food and not a drug, it's okay for me to talk about it?

.

Technically you could, but not in this topic. Try cutting down on the trolling for a while and post in the correct thread?

[JustMe]

Take this as you will.... people who like to play on the edge of the fence usually wind up falling off.

[StrayRogue]

The anti-protection side of religion really riles me. Its one of the reasons I am against most forms of fundamental Christianity and the Pope in general. Me, I use whatever I can get out of the machine from my local.

[CrystalTears]

What the hell would a child be accessing this site from school for?!

[StrayRogue]

I blame the parents. And American Foriegn policy ;)

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Again, I play my "he's jealous card". Feels good to have the tables turned doesn't Ranger?

What the fuck are you talking about? I could care less how often girls in france nail.

[StrayRogue]

I am talking about your weakass response to Americans being lazy lovers. Your whiny "they must be sluts excuse". Pure jealousy I am sure.

[Weedmage Princess]

*sighs* Stray, do you think you could go ONE DAY without insulting all Americans? I used to enjoy your posts but the bigotry is getting old. You hate America, you hate Americans, we get the point. Let's move on, please.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
I blame the parents. And American Foriegn policy ;)

Stray, am I going to have to come over there and slap you upside the head, or make you take me out to dinner, then dancing all night? Am I? Huh?

HarmNone is getting tough now :D

[StrayRogue]

How about all of the above? None of this line dancing though? I know you yankees are big into that over there *hides in a deep hole*

[Dighn Darkbeam]

Foreign people smell.


See, bigotry can be alot of fun!

[StrayRogue]

A'mericans are fat and stoopid :bouncy:

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
I don't know why but the idea of Xcalibur having sex frightens me. I am alone in this?

beside knowing me as a 8 letters nickname, did you ever saw me?

:cool:

[Kurili]

I AM NOT STOOPID!


Acolyte Kurili

[Weedmage Princess]

SEE. Did you ever SEE me is how you say it, Xcalibur.

I didn't say anything about having seen you, I just said the IDEA OF YOU...as in...the image of yourself you project here. And I stand by that...it's frightening.

[Edited on 11-20-2003 by Weedmage Princess]

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
How about all of the above? None of this line dancing though? I know you yankees are big into that over there *hides in a deep hole*

Ahem. I do NOT do line dancing. If you are going dancing with me, you had best be prepared to shake your bootie all night long! :D

HarmNone will drag Stray from his deep hole, spruce him up a bit, and wear his butt out on the dance floor

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
A'mericans are fat and stoopid :bouncy:

::Harmnone peers balefully at StrayRogue::

Excuse me? We are what? I am an American. I am not fat!

HarmNone is NOT fat!:P

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
SEE. Did you ever SEE me is how you say it, Xcalibur.

I didn't say anything about having seen you, I just said the IDEA OF YOU...as in...the image of yourself you project here. And I stand by that...it's frightening.

[Edited on 11-20-2003 by Weedmage Princess]

Thanks mom

The image of me here? hmm INSANE?:lol:

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
A'mericans are fat and stoopid :bouncy:

Stray, do try to contain yourself.

And here I was feeling all close and sympathetic for my British brothers and sisters after these insane bombings.
Oh phooey, I still am. Please accept this americans gratitude and sympathy for standing with us.

Oh, and I think this is one stoopid American who has proven to be at the least a match for some brits so chill already or I'll have to break out a can of whupass on ya.:saint:

[SpunGirl]

Does anyone else think it's weird that kids are having sex so young these days? My husband teaches Jr High kids, and yesterday an 8th grader asked him where he could get condoms. Having sex never even entered the realm of possibility for me until I was about 16. Sure, I was dating, and doing other "stuff," but I seriously never considered it until then.

Jake says it's because girls are giving it up easier now than they used to. Thoughts?

-K

[Xcalibur]

I think it was always like that

only difference is now we know

before they didn't (or they ignored/pretend to ignore it)

remember the romans, remember the chinese, et cetera

[Snapp]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
I think it was always like that

only difference is now we know

before they didn't (or they ignored/pretend to ignore it)

remember the romans, remember the chinese, et cetera


I don't really know what you mean in most of this post.. but it wasn't always like that.. most of the kids in 7th & 8th grade were not having sex when I was there. Think about the 1950's.. you think a lot of 12 and 13 year olds were having sex? I doubt it.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Its one of the reasons I am against ... the Pope in general.

Against the POPE? Cmon, he's not even American!

Wait, do you mean the Pope of the English church? Is that still the queen? It seemed like you meant JP II, but I want to make sure.

I wager it (the early sexual phenomenon) is cyclical. Cuz yeah, you can look at the 50's, but you can also look at the 60's. Or the 30's. And look at that! There's the 90's. Just wait like 10 years, we'll swing back to the conservative side. And take the whole damn world with us!! BWAH HAH HAH!!

Me for Pres 2016