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Drew2
11-17-2003, 09:36 PM
(Garr walks in.)

You point at Garr.
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Garr hugs Myrianna, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
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You nod to Rasl.
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Garr smiles.
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Cynja smiles at Myrianna.
You quietly whisper to Rasl, "say him" (I had told him if he needs me to off someone, to say the word)
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Garr squints.
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You feel more refreshed.
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Myrianna gives Garr a friendly hug.
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You point at Garr.

Garr asks, "Aye?"
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You laugh at Garr!
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Myrianna turns to face Cynja.
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Garr squints at you.
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Garr walks over and kicks you in the shin!
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Myrianna softly says, "i knew there was someone"
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Garr hums distractedly to himself.
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You say, "I'm just pointing and laughing"

>You say, "Move along."
Dizan just arrived.
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Dizan just went east.
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Myrianna giggles at you!
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Garr ponders.
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You see Garr the Soldier.
He appears to be a Giantman of the Grishknel Clan.
He appears to be wizened with age and very tall. He has brooding milky blue eyes and fair skin. He has raggedly cut, tangled titian hair with a white streak running through it. He has a square-jawed face, a classical nose and a broad chest.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some fur-lined brigandine, some baggy brown linen trousers, a chameleon agate ring, an engraved mithril-plated belt, a large sack, a dark glaes armband, a soft black leather weapon harness, a veniom bound orc hide ankle sheath, a cerulean glaesine orb, a small black leather kit, a sturdy grey canvas backpack, a carved ivory skull mask, a grinning skull pin, a small traveller's satchel, some low white golden-buckled boots, a bent brass cage, a voluminous black stalking cloak, and a crystal amulet.
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Garr just went east.

Garr just arrived.
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You say, "Hey Garr..."
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Garr asks, "Anyone have a gold ring I can borrow?"
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Garr grins evilly.
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Garr asks, "Yes?"
Myrianna turns to face Meos.
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Lady Sheilagh's group just arrived.
You say, "Lizards stink."
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Lady Sheilagh's group just went south.
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Garr squints.
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Garr swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +63 vs DS: +137 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +30 = -27
A clean miss.
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Lady Sheilagh's group just went west.
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You say, "I squash all lizards I see."
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Garr barks at you like a wild dog. You hope he has had his shots!
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Garr walks over and kicks you in the shin!
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You say, "I eat them too"
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Garr walks over and kicks you in the shin!
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Lady Silverslut's group just arrived.
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Copernicus squints at you.
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You nod.

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Copernicus asks, "whatcha got against wizards?"
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Silverslut hugs Dromic.
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Garr removes a well-balanced jagged vultite machete from in his leather weapon harness.
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Garr swings a well-balanced jagged vultite machete at you!
AS: +127 vs DS: +137 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +13 = +37
A clean miss.
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Garr barks at you like a wild dog. You hope he has had his shots!
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You inform Garr that you consider his current actions to be harassment.
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Dizan seems to be in a different place than you remember.
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You giggle at Garr.
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Garr laughs!
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Garr squints at you.

You rear back your head and let out a guffaw that would inspire envy in a donkey.
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Archala nods to Velden.
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Dromic mutters under his breath.
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Garr swings a well-balanced jagged vultite machete at you!
AS: +170 vs DS: +137 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +12 = +79
A clean miss.
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You stare at Garr.
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Garr hums distractedly to himself.
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Archala raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
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You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Frenzy spell...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Garr.
CS: +231 - TD: +36 + CvA: +8 + d100: +83 - +5 == +281
Warding failed!
Garr screams in rage.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Meos exclaims, "aim to kill!"
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Dromic grumpily says, "Someome please web them both"

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Myrianna's chest looks better.
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Eofora put a mithril-bladed glaive in his leather sheath.
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Archala gestures at Velden.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Archala encompassing Velden's corpse.
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You fall over. Clumsy oaf!
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Silverslut gestures.
Silverslut gets a strange look on her face.
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Anshef just arrived.
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Myrianna murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Garr ponders.
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Silverslut traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Myrianna's right hand looks better.
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Silverslut gestures.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
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Anshef gestures into the air.
Anshef momentarily gets a faroff look in his eyes, and then returns to normal.
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Copernicus grins at Anshef.
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Garr barks!
Anshef waves.
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Lady Silverslut's group just went north.
Anshef just went east.
Archala raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
Eofora reaches out and holds Copernicus's hand.
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Garr deftly twirls his jagged vultite machete around his finger and stuffs it in his leather weapon harness. Fancy!
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Tathalia just arrived.
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Sogo's group just arrived.
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Tathalia just went east.
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Archala recites:

"By the spirits..."

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Sogo's group just went east.
Meos searches around for a moment.
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Archala gestures at Velden.
Archala suddenly looks very drained.

A bolt of soft white light streaks down from the sky bathing Velden in it.
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A brilliant glow forms around Velden, lingers for a moment, and finally fades. Velden awakens looking somewhat confused and seriously drained.
Velden seems slightly different.
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Copernicus grins at Eofora.
Garr smiles.
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Garr just went west.
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Eofora bows to Copernicus.
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Eofora's group just went east.
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Myrianna softly says in guild speak, "some people make me want to learn how to steal"
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Frim struggles to stand, but fails.
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Garr just arrived.
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Myrianna shakes her head.
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Meos says, "Sermoths goes down"
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Meos gazes up into the heavens.
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Kasia just arrived.
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Myrianna murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Garr is trying to drag you, if you want to prevent him from doing so type "GROUP CLOSE".
Garr grabs you and drags you north with him.
[Icemule Trace, North Road]
Crowds of people bustle up this road, on their way to one place or another. Several groups of warriors stride to the north, clad in warm furs and mufflers, while others in cassocks and robes walk more slowly, making signs of blessing at expectant women and small children.
Also here: Garr
Obvious paths: north, south, east, west
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You are now speaking Guild Speak.
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You stand back up.
Roundtime: 9 sec.
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Garr just went south.
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...wait 3 seconds.
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[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see the sparkling Dizan disk, the Daminiique disk, an arctic wolf that is sleeping, some haphip root, some tattered white robes, some woth flower, some woth flower, some woth flower, some woth flower, some wolifrew lichen, a carved ice bench with some stuff on it and a painted sign.
Also here: Garr, Kasia, Cassandrix, Dizan who is sitting, Meos, Niysin who is kneeling, Daminiique, a stunned Lord Velden who is lying down, Frim who is lying down, a stunned Archala who is kneeling, Rasl who is sitting, Ziper who is sitting, Myrianna who is sitting, Serrina who is sitting, Kliq who is sitting, Angelheaven who is kneeling
Obvious paths: north, south, east, west
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Frim removes a mithril hilted vultite falchion from in his centaur hide sheath.
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Frim slings a soot-covered krodera shield off from over his shoulder.

>You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.
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Garr hums distractedly to himself.
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You gesture at Garr.
Strands of webbing shoot forth towards Garr.
CS: +245 - TD: +66 + CvA: +8 + d100: +80 - +5 == +262
Warding failed!
Garr is firmly webbed in place.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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You nod to Garr.
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You turn to face Myrianna.

You are now speaking Guild Speak.
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Velden sits up.
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You feel more refreshed.
You say in guild speak, "I'm going to learn how to steal soon"
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Myrianna softly says in guild speak, "i was gonna come get you"
You nod to Myrianna.
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Archala says, "welcome back "
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Velden says, "that is always disconcerting"
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Myrianna softly says in guild speak, "but you came back too quick"
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Myrianna giggles.
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Velden says, "thank you"
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Archala nods to Velden.
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Myrianna rubs her chin thoughtfully.
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Velden stands up.
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Archala hangs some carved rosewood prayer beads around his neck.
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Velden put a bone-handled mithril ice axe in his hooded cloak.
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Archala slowly empties his lungs.
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Myrianna softly says in guild speak, "i can't steal good yet"
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Myrianna softly says in guild speak, "just a little"
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Frim stands up.
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The webs dissolve from around Garr.
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Lord Velden just went east.
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Cassandrix just went east.
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Cassandrix just arrived.
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Garr ponders.

>You quietly whisper to Myrianna, "I have 3 ranks"
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You snicker.
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Garr is trying to drag you, if you want to prevent him from doing so type "GROUP CLOSE".
Garr grabs you and tries to drag you, but you resist and stand firm.
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You are now speaking the Common language.
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Lord Velden just arrived.
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Your group status is now closed.
Garr snaps his fingers.
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Garr tried to drag you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit him to drag you.
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Velden just handed Myrianna some coins.
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Niysin stands up.
Garr grumbles.
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Myrianna whispers, "14..."
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You stare at Garr.
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Velden just handed Archala some coins.
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You cackle at Myrianna.
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You feel at full magical power again.

>Myrianna just handed Velden some coins.
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Niysin just opened a heavy backpack.
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathy...
Your spell is ready.
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Velden says, "thank you"
Be at peace my child, there is no need for spells of war in here.
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Garr ponders.

>You feel the magic of your spell rush away from you.
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You let out a flaming volley of invective.
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Garr snickers.

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Garr pulls his hand away from you.
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[Icemule Trace, West Road]
Travellers go by at a dizzying pace. It is difficult to walk by without running into one of them. Walking sideways seems to be the only way to make any progress down the road.
Obvious paths: north, east, west
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[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
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You growl something vile beneath your breath.
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Daminiique's jaw drops.
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Garr cackles!
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Velden smiles.
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Velden nods.
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The sense of peace and security passes away from the area.
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Anshef just arrived.
Daminiique rubs her pale crystal diadem, causing darkness to stream across its surface briefly.
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Anshef just went west.
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Anshef just arrived.
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You notice Anshef slip into a hiding place.
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Garr swings a closed fist at you!
AS: +63 vs DS: +137 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +7 = -50
A clean miss.
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Myrianna rubs her chin thoughtfully.
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Archala blinks.
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Sogo just arrived.
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Sogo just went west.
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Garr hums distractedly to himself.
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Sogo just arrived.
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You wave a hand at Garr, dismissing him indifferently.
Sogo just went south.
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Lord Velden just went east.
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Myrianna snaps her fingers.
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You are now in a defensive stance.
Daminiique grins at Archala.
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You say, "I hate you."
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You nod to Garr.
>"Hate.
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You say, "Hate."
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Garr snickers.
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Garr says, "I bet."
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Archala raises an eyebrow in Daminiique's direction.
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Lord Velden just arrived.
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Lord Velden just went west.
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Great Lady Rogad just arrived.
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You say, "With a capital 3."
Garr hums distractedly to himself.
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Cassandrix just went east.
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You point at Garr.
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You ask, "You hear me?"
Garr asks, "With a capital 3?"

You say, "Yes."
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Garr cocks his head at you.
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The light blue glow leaves you.
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Lord Svardin just arrived.
Garr asks, "A capital three?"
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Garr peers quizzically at you.
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Lord Svardin just went east.
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Archala says, "twice times actualyl"
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Archala looks over at Daminiique and shakes his head.
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Garr says, "How do you hate someone with a capital three."
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Daminiique laughs!
Garr says, "That makes no snse."
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Frim just went east.
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Garr says, "Sense."
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You say, "You make no sense."
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Garr asks, "So?"

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You say, "Garr do me a favor."
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You say, "Go lick the butte."
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Garr asks, "Jump off a cliff?"
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Garr ponders.
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Garr asks, "No?"
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Garr peers quizzically at you.
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Myrianna softly says, "he Hates you Hates you Hates you... that's capital and three"
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Myrianna nods to Garr.
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You nod to Myrianna.
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Garr grins at Myrianna.
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Great Lady Rogad just went east.
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Ziper just left.
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Garr just went east.
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Myrianna rubs her chin thoughtfully.
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Myrianna softly says in guild speak, "hm... he bought it... i dont know if it was right or not"
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Myrianna softly says in guild speak, "but apparently it worked"
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* Meslillian just bit the dust!
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You say, "Well he's gone."

You say, "That's all that matters."
Myrianna giggles.
Myrianna softly says in guild speak, "hence the, it worked"
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Myrianna giggles.
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Archala winks at Daminiique.
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You snicker at Myrianna.
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Garr just arrived.
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Garr hurls himself at you and connects!
MS: +85 - MD: +154 + MAvA: +7 + d100: +83 == +21
Failed!
Garr fails to bring you down!
Valanna just arrived.
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Daminiique nods to Archala.
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Lynthyrrin's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
Lynthyrrin renews her songs.
Daminiique nods.
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You say, "Hmm"
Garr stares at you.
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Daminiique hugs Archala.
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You trace a sign while beseeching the spirits to empower you with the Bind spell...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Garr.
CS: +231 - TD: +66 + CvA: +8 + d100: +87 - +5 == +255
Warding failed!
Garr suddenly stops all movement.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
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You fail to slip into hiding.
Roundtime: 8 sec.
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Daminiique just went east.
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You say, "Ooh yay"

>You say, "No sanct"
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You remove a pale thanot wand from in your kelyn-threaded rucksack.
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You wave your thanot wand at Garr.
1d100: 38 + Modifiers: 109 == 147

CS: +212 - TD: +55 + CvA: +8 + d100: +38 == +203
Warding failed!
His right hand explodes!

He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Valanna glances at you.
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You don't have a spell prepared!
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You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Adrenal Surge...
Your spell is ready.

>You gesture at Garr.
Garr struggles with an amazing degree of strength. He breaks free for a moment!
Garr surges to his feet!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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You say, "Bah"
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Archala traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
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You say, "Break free."
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Myrianna stands up.
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Valanna utters a light chant and raises her hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to her aid...
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Valanna gestures at you.
Strands of webbing shoot forth towards you.
CS: +422 - TD: +210 + CvA: +12 + d100: +48 - -5 == +277
Warding failed!
You are firmly webbed in place.
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You say, "Um"
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You say, "You're excused"
Garr cackles!
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Valanna smiles.
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You see Valanna Silv-Vinna the Master Healer.
She appears to be a Human.
She appears to be an ugly, stupid bitch.
She has a symbol of Imaera tattoo on her ankle, a tattooed garland of acantha leaves twining around her wrist, and a dark sovyn clove sigil on her neck.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a lot of pointless fluff.
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Valanna meditates over Garr.
Nothing happens.
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Rasl just left.
Myrianna softly asks in guild speak, "clean me first?"
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Valanna meditates over Garr.
Valanna takes Garr's right hand damage.
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Garr appears calmer.
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Valanna meditates over Garr.
Nothing happens.
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Valanna murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Valanna concentrates.
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Garr just went east.
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Valanna murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Garr just arrived.
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The webs dissolve from around you.
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You ask, "Who is the human and why is she here?"
Meos gestures.
Meos suddenly disappears.

Sapphirea's group just went north.
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You point at Valanna.
You put a pale thanot wand in your kelyn-threaded rucksack.
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Garr just handed Valanna some coins.
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A dark golden owl flaps his wings once and soars out of sight.

Garr bows deeply at the waist, honoring Valanna.
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Valanna traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...

Valanna nods to Garr.
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You hear the voice of Meos say, "to put you out of your misery hopefulluy"
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Valanna gestures.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
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Kasia whispers, "Since when did you become racist?"
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Garr laughs!
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You say, "Bah"
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You say, "Meos."
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Garr ponders.
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You say, "Go dive down the gorge."
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You say, "Please."
Garr just went west.
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Garr just arrived.
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Garr walks over and kicks you in the shin!
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Garr just went east.
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Garr just arrived.
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Garr walks over and kicks you in the shin!
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Shikel just arrived.
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Garr just went north.
You utter a light chant and raise your hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to aid you with the Web spell...
Your spell is ready.
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Garr just arrived.
Garr walks over and kicks you in the shin!
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You gesture at Garr.
Strands of webbing shoot forth towards Garr.
CS: +245 - TD: +66 + CvA: +8 + d100: +72 - +5 == +254
Warding failed!
Garr is firmly webbed in place.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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You hear the voice of Meos say, "as you wish master..."
Archala just arrived.
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Garr says, "Darn."

Dromic just arrived.
Valanna traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...

[Icemule Trace, West Road]
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You belt out, "STay out of it, Human."

Kcutter's group just went west.

[Icemule Trace, Town Center]

Valanna emphatically asks, "What's happening?"
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Garr bows.
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Ziper stands up.
Garr just went west.
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Ziper slings a reinforced shield off from over his shoulder.
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Rraven just arrived.

You say, "You're sticking your nose where it doesn't belong."
Tanto just arrived.

Ziper just opened a silver-trim blue wool greatcloak.
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You nod to Valanna.
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You say, "That's what's happening."
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Kasia shrugs.
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Kasia just went south.
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Rraven just went south.
You hear someone chuckling.
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Valanna traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
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The brilliant luminescence fades from around Serrina.

Valanna gestures at you.
CS: +495 - TD: +210 + CvA: +12 + d100: +93 - -5 == +395
Warding failed!
An unseen force envelopes you, restricting all movement.
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You say, "Oh that's mature"
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You hear someone chuckling.
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You say, "Silence me too now."

You say, "Be even more mature."
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You feel more refreshed.
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Valanna emphatically says, "Sure."

You say, "And smart."
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Valanna emphatically says, "If that's your wish."
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You say, "You're so easily swayed."
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You say, "How nice."
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Valanna traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...

You say, "While you're at it.. go die."
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Valanna emphatically says, "That's me."
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Valanna nods to you.
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Valanna gestures at you.
CS: +495 - TD: +210 + CvA: +12 + d100: +38 - -5 == +340
Warding failed!
A pall of silence settles over you.


Pick a bitch. Garr or Valanna. And discuss.

[Edited on 11-18-2003 by Tayre]

Betheny
11-17-2003, 09:39 PM
Do this.

act humps Valanna's leg.

:D

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-17-2003, 09:54 PM
Other than you and Garr acting like idiots... I saw nothing wrong there.

11-17-2003, 09:56 PM
silverslut?...

Drew2
11-17-2003, 09:58 PM
Yeah it's her real name. I just uncovered it.

11-17-2003, 09:59 PM
Tayre I will not call you a tool in this thread. you made me smile.

AkMan
11-17-2003, 10:01 PM
Why did Valanna jump into it? That's the only problem I see. We expect that type of behavior from Tayre and Garr.

Miss X
11-17-2003, 10:01 PM
Why is she talking emphatically all the time? That pisses me off. Must be related to Aquamarine......

Khaitiff
11-17-2003, 10:03 PM
So much to say and so few words to use... Fuck it all who cares anymore.

Latrinsorm
11-17-2003, 10:18 PM
Isn't a # capital 3?

Oh I get it now. :D

Overlord
11-18-2003, 03:32 AM
Bah! Dimmu returns to his homeland! Right Now! Find some fools to fix *whistle*

Pallon
11-18-2003, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Miss X
Why is she talking emphatically all the time?

Because...she's an Emphath? :drunk:

Rastaman
11-18-2003, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by Pallon

Originally posted by Miss X
Why is she talking emphatically all the time?

Because...she's an Emphath? :drunk:

Now that's funny!

Wezas
11-18-2003, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by The Edine
Tayre I will not call you a tool in this thread. you made me smile.

Tayre = Tool

Some people don't like fighting in their resting areas. Personally I don't mind it, as long as I'm not getting hit. Casting at someone (especially when you're obviously old as dirt) is stupid in that circumstance.

Quitter
11-18-2003, 10:50 AM
Can someone explain to me the tool joke?

I wanna laugh too

Miss X
11-18-2003, 10:51 AM
rofl.
The sad thing is, part of me thinks that she might be confused about what talking emphatically means. Ive seen a few empaths do it and wondered if they think there talking empathically (sp) not emphatically......

GarrsSoul
11-18-2003, 11:44 AM
Oh that was fun Tayre, we should do it more often.

::cackles::

Moist Happenings
11-18-2003, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by Quitter
Can someone explain to me the tool joke?

I wanna laugh too

I don't personally know the origin of calling Tayre a tool. I just saw people bashing Tayre and thought it looked like fun so I joined in.

Additionally, Tayre:

I WANT ALL UR BALLZ 2 DIE!!!!!11

Caramia
11-18-2003, 06:49 PM
I don't think anything wrong with what Valanna did either. After acting like bratty children where other people were probably trying to rest, help, heal, talk, I would have done something too.

If you're going to act that way around others, being annoying, OOC, and not even RPing conflict, then you have to expect and accept the consequences.

Caiylania
11-18-2003, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by The Edine
silverslut?...


Someone report that name *gag*

Artha
11-18-2003, 07:48 PM
He changed it from Silversoft. That's not someone walking around.

Drew2
11-18-2003, 08:03 PM
Let's recap.

Garr comes in. I initiate roleplay with him by pointing and lauging.

Garr does a poor attempt at a response, then comes back in to tackle me.

I web Garr.

Garr leaves.

Garr comes back and drags me away.

I come back in and web garr, then remove a limb.

Valanna is a bitch.

I tell Valanna she's a bitch.

The end.


I didn't start the fighting crap. Regardless, It was between Garr and myself. If I was seriously putting him in danger, I would have expected retaliation of sorts. He was not in danger, she had no place. If you want to rest in quite, find a fucking table. There are plenty of them.

That is all.

Warriorbird
11-18-2003, 11:45 PM
You don't interact with stupid people and folks view you better.

Caramia
11-19-2003, 06:01 AM
Try this:

Go to the center of any town near you, a popular place where people of all ages like to hang out.

Running around and behave like a wild, annoying child for a while.

See how long it takes before some adult tells you to knock it off, or asks the local security person to speak to you.

Again, if you're going to act like a tool, expect to be treated like one.