Gaudy Scripted Pants

[bubbauno]

some loose fuzzy brown pants - These pants appear roomy with enough extra material to allow for easy expansion. Stitched into the pants are many small green lizards, each holding a small chocolate chip cookie in their maw. Adorning the bottom of each leg is a ring of small golden bells.

>push pants
You smooth the folds of your fuzzy brown pants, causing the bells on it to tinkle softly.
>pull pants
You tug on your fuzzy brown pants, causing the bells on it to jangle loudly!
>wave pants
You take ahold of part of your fuzzy brown pants, waving it about to make the bells on it jingle melodically.
>turn pants
You take ahold of your fuzzy brown pants and turn gracefully, causing the bells on it to chime in time to your movement.


Lookin to sell these ASAP since they are pretty ugly... Please contact me at bubbauno@aol.com or at bubbauno on AIM if for some reason you are interested in such weird pants.

Thanks,
Tsin

[budartagnan]

I bid 14 silvers. I promise to drop them into the well immediately.

[Lomoriond]

If only they were pink...