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03-16-2007, 09:17 AM
Not sure whats more bizzare... a drunken man in an incubator or a baby chute.

Maternity staff find big, drunk, smoking baby (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=41239&in_page_id=2)


Drunken German Heinrich Mueller, 28, has been arrested after climbing into one of the emergency post boxes for unwanted babies.

As Mueller slid down the chute he ended up in an emergency incubator, triggering alarms among medical staff that another unwanted baby had been deposited.

But instead of a newborn they found Mueller, who had started smoking a cigarette - then fell asleep as staff worked out how to get him out of the incubator at the hospital in Dortmund, Germany.

Hundreds of babies have been deposited in the boxes, set up across Germany and Austria, since the scheme started five years ago.

It came into effect after more and more young mothers, unable to cope with their newborns and afraid of dealing with officials, had been abandoning them on the street. The baby boxes offered a no-questions-asked alternative.

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Click the link to read some comments. I’m sure there will be more hilarity throughout the day.

Nieninque
03-16-2007, 09:35 AM
Only the krauts...

Skeeter
03-16-2007, 11:24 AM
we need some of those baby boxes at Prom.

Gan
03-16-2007, 11:51 AM
So your newborn baby slides down a chute???!? That sounds like its right out of Willy Wonka!

:wtf:

TheEschaton
03-16-2007, 12:03 PM
Wow, those fucking Germans, always treating people like objects.

-TheE-

Stanley Burrell
03-16-2007, 12:14 PM
Dag, yo.

I'd catch the eins-vai-trais drips just to see a one-toothed not-so-toothsome Hitler bitch cop baby squats into the fetal incinerator.

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Not really.

But speaking of throwing live grenades into these baby buckets, all they need now is some Viking with Oktoberfest munchies thinking those aborted buns-in-a-twenty-first-century-Nazi oven are good to go with or without sauerkraut.

The new sarcasm font shall be hot pink, btw, from this point forward. So sayeth I.

Methais
03-16-2007, 03:17 PM
we need some of those baby boxes at Prom.

And in the projects.

Sean of the Thread
03-16-2007, 03:19 PM
this one time at band camp

Ignot
03-16-2007, 10:31 PM
Go Jews!

Sean of the Thread
03-17-2007, 12:09 AM
Reported

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03-29-2007, 05:36 PM
Japanese Deep Fryer Has Aquarium Within (http://www.ohgizmo.com/2007/03/29/japanese-deep-fryer-has-aquarium-within/)

Another link (http://www.kilian-nakamura.com/blog-english/index.php/deep-fry-diving-for-goldfish-in-japan/) if that one times out.

I’m beginning to suspect the video is of a new synthetic cooking oil that when heated does not explode on contact with water and the fishtank is just a gimmick to show it.

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03-30-2007, 09:29 AM
My Sweet Jesus (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6509127.stm)

Nieninque
03-30-2007, 10:15 AM
Catholic League head Bill Donohue called it "one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever".

All that over a chocolate willy.

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03-30-2007, 10:35 AM
If his body is chocolate, is his blood carmel? This makes communion delicious!

Latrinsorm
03-30-2007, 02:43 PM
I think we all know the real source of the outrage.

The Canadian WHITE DEVIL used MILK chocolate, when we all know the black Jesus should be made of DARK chocolate.