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Gan
03-06-2007, 01:35 PM
(WCCO) Minneapolis An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor.

It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis. The woman was headed back to college.

Near the end of the flight, the FBI said Gonzalez sat next to the woman as she was trying to sleep. He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he had ejaculated on her.

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http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_064172908.html
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Its so sad, but I had to laugh.

The guy is seriously mental. But I still laughed. :(
CrystalTears
03-06-2007, 01:48 PM
Eeeeewwww! Thanks. I'll never fall asleep in an airplane again.
Tsa`ah
03-06-2007, 04:10 PM
Dude ... she wasn't sleeping .. she was trying!

WTF?!

Who is going to sit through all of that?
Sean
03-06-2007, 04:12 PM
How do you not respond when some random person comes up to you and spoons you?
CrystalTears
03-06-2007, 04:13 PM
Oh damn I didn't catch that "trying" part. WTF. She let that guy spoon her?! Is she mental?
Krendeli
03-06-2007, 04:13 PM
At least he didn't give her the pink eye.
Gan
03-06-2007, 04:38 PM
No, but the one eyed bandit did eventually get her.

This reminds me of a Diceman skit about leaving the girl 'sticky, broke, and confused'
Tsa`ah
03-06-2007, 05:19 PM
How do you not respond when some random person comes up to you and spoons you?

Old fashioned Tae Kwan Leap "Boot to the head"?

I don't see how anyone can sit there "trying" to sleep while some stranger sits down next to them, spoons them, lifts up their shirt ... all while spanking the monkey till it sneezes on their back.

Maybe she freaked out and froze ... not saying it didn't happen (the spooning and all), but how fucked up do you have to be to NOT do anything until it's over and he walks away?
Latrinsorm
03-06-2007, 05:27 PM
I'm pretty disoriented when I'm half-awake and something unusual happens, aren't you?
Parkbandit
03-06-2007, 05:28 PM
I'm pretty sure I would wake up rather quickly if a stranger started spooning me and lifting my shirt.
Artha
03-06-2007, 05:30 PM
I'm pretty disoriented when I'm half-awake and something unusual happens, aren't you?

This reminds me of a joke, the punchline to which is something like "Want to go camping this weekend?"
Tolwynn
03-06-2007, 05:33 PM
:hump:

Another strange thing is that the guy is apparently only facing six months for what amounts to sexual assault.
Gan
03-06-2007, 05:38 PM
I'd definatley call an unwanted money shot, an assault.
Some Rogue
03-06-2007, 05:45 PM
This reminds me of a joke, the punchline to which is something like "Want to go camping this weekend?"


If you woke up with vaseline....er nevermind.
Gan
03-06-2007, 05:48 PM
oh campfire boy...
Sean
03-06-2007, 06:01 PM
Latrin apparently takes rohypnol as a sleeping aid.
Tsa`ah
03-06-2007, 06:04 PM
I'm pretty disoriented when I'm half-awake and something unusual happens, aren't you?

Well all we know is that she was "trying" to sleep. To me that indicates that she wasn't asleep, nor was she waking from sleep.

As disoriented as I am from waking suddenly, I doubt anyone would have time to finish up for a money shot on my back.
Latrinsorm
03-06-2007, 07:59 PM
Latrin apparently takes rohypnol as a sleeping aid.I always thought it was a problem that it took me so long to fall asleep but apparently I'm in good company with all the ninjas here. :ninja:

NO NINJA SMILEY? :C
Krendeli
03-06-2007, 08:06 PM
As disoriented as I am from waking suddenly, I doubt anyone would have time to finish up for a money shot on my back.

Can I try for your face then?
Celephais
03-06-2007, 10:55 PM
Heh...
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/trick.jpg
sst
03-07-2007, 06:42 AM
Okay okay the one question that didnt get answered, we know she was a college COed but WAS SHE HOT?

PS Lakewood is right by by Ft. Lewis, maybe he was just coming home on leave and couldent resist a hot chick.
Daniel
03-07-2007, 07:11 AM
Yea...that makes it okay.
Sean of the Thread
03-07-2007, 08:33 AM
She was asking for it in my opinion and got what was cummin to her.
Stanley Burrell
03-07-2007, 09:03 AM
If I were some kinda raging flight safety feminist, I would take the time to explain something to the effect of bioterrorism and banning in-flight penii.

Seriously, I would.
DeV
03-07-2007, 09:06 AM
What a fucking loser.
Skeeter
03-07-2007, 09:54 AM
AWWWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET.
Tsa`ah
03-07-2007, 11:56 AM
Can I try for your face then?

Hold up there stubby .... you're setting your expectations, and aim apparently, too high.
Sean of the Thread
03-07-2007, 12:37 PM
Hold up there stubby .... you're setting your expectations, and aim apparently, too high.

I thought you were short?
sst
03-07-2007, 02:50 PM
AWWWWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET.

skeeter skeet skeeted...
Ignot
03-10-2007, 12:08 PM
She wanted it. She just got mad because when he was done he got up and left instead of cuddling.