France Yet Again Leading The Way

[Skirmisher]

No, really, have another, or two.....oh heck, make it three for the road.

French Wine Industry Advocates Drinking And Driving <-----Click me (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=518&ncid=732&e=2&u=/ap/20031115/ap_on_re_eu/france_wine_and_driving)

[Betheny]

Dude, frogs don't have to drink, they absorb it through their skin... so technically... it's not really drinking and driving.

Me so funny.

Have I ever told you what i think of the french? ::smirks::

[GSLeloo]

i like France... it was very pretty.

But it would look so much better as a nucular waste land

[Betheny]

So was Nagasaki...

I'll shut up now...

[GSLeloo]

Yeah, Nagasaki is something Americans should be proud of... I mean, all the racial assholes should be proud of nuking two cities. Good job with that one.

[Betheny]

Boo-ya.

Take a joke, or leave it. Just don't butcher it. Thx.

The bombing of Japan saved more innocent lives than it killed... It would have been a slaughter if we went in with military force
but we are talking about the french here

[GSLeloo]

That's why her comment was unnecessary.

Anyway, Paris was very pretty. The food was amazing, the culture was just very beautiful and easily drew you in. The architecture was just unbelievable and it was basically one of the most amazing things I had ever seen. Spain wasn't half as beautiful... but I did prefer England. Still, France had a magical feeling to it.

Oh sure france would be great if it was not inhabited by the FRENCH

[GSLeloo]

I admit, they weren't the nicest people. Still, it's what you pay for the culture.

[Ilvane]

The french people are great. My mother was born there, in fact. They don't like American's much for good reason. I witnessed one American in a French store standing there saying very loudly, "I'm American, speak English!" Of course the man was able to speak English, but because the American was so rude, he was rude back to him..heh.

French children drink wine with a bit of water starting young. They have better tolerance for alcohol than we do, because they've been drinking wine a long time too.;) heh.

Americans are just as arrogant, really! :lol:

-A

just a few well placed nukes and no more french is that to much to ask

[StrayRogue]

10 points for the first person to guess which current US President was arrested for Drink Driving.

20 points for the first one to guess how many decades ago that was

[StrayRogue]

And that makes it all beter doesn't it gimp?

[Artha]

Just curious, Stray, do you like the band Phish?

so tell me stray in the upstanding moral position you hold have you ever gone out to a pub and had a bit to much to drink and drive home?

[sevas]

Going to war without France on your side is like going to war without your best washboard...


Edited to add out because its too early. Thanks Tijay.

[Edited on 11-15-2003 by sevas]

[Sean]

you mean without france?

[Latrinsorm]

The guy suggesting that people should drink+drive more should have his ball sack cut open and filled with fire ants.

It's just a coincidence he's French.

And for the record, Spain pwns France in every way imaginable. The same can be said for Scotland in terms of French pwnage.

Americans have the right to be arrogant. We're the big bad booty-daddy of the world. What has France done to earn their arrogance (lately)? Zip. They can only bring up World War I so many times.

(edited to add "drive", otherwise I sound like a Pilgrim)

[Edited on 11-15-2003 by Latrinsorm]

Well France got us Into Vietnam

[sevas]

The got us in then once we were up to our necks they bailed.

What great friends to have
nuke um

[StrayRogue]

I don't drive Edine, so no. And I wouldn't if I could, I leave that for dumbasses like yourself.

Couldn't get past the general education requirement?

[Black Jesus]

actually strayrogue is too fat to fit in a car thus having a license would be pointless.

[StrayRogue]

Nah, not that at all. Just not got the money and don't need to drive to where I need to get too. Its what legs are for. And whats this?? An American calling someone fat?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[GSLeloo]

I could be totally off on this.. but isn't it true that a lot of people in England don't have cars?

[sevas]

Yes, that statement is correct. If you think gas is expensive here then try going there. I think its around 4x more expensive there.

[StrayRogue]

Oh there is a lot of cars yes. But not as many as in America. We don't buy each of our kids cars etc. One or two cars per family on average. Depends on the area as well. To be totally truthful, our public transport system is excellent in the larger cities and is totally faster and less stressing than sitting in a jam for an hour trying to get home during rush hour.

[StrayRogue]

Originally posted by sevas
Yes, that statement is correct. If you think gas is expensive here then try going there. I think its around 4x more expensive there.

We try to adhere to the Kyoto agreement you see.

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Nah, not that at all. Just not got the money and don't need to drive to where I need to get too. Its what legs are for. And whats this?? An American calling someone fat?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


You wanna see how fat i am big boy? Or better yet. Since thats what your legs are fun lets both throw on ruck sacks and see who can go the longest. And yes i'm American.

[StrayRogue]

You're also fucking stupid aren't you big boy *wink wink* Stop looking at my ass. Although I don't care, you're probably so grossly overweight you got kicked from the forces or was nicknamed something like Gulgotha or something.

[GSLeloo]

Ok everyone take a deep breath...

First of all, not all Americans are fat. A lot? Yes, a lot. And sorry, it's unhealthy and they should diet because they truly are killing themselves.

English people are thinner? Well.. since America is the fattest country, that is true but not all English people. And unless you two want to pay for the airfare to have a race somewhere, no point in arguing about who could go further and longer and better.

[Edaarin]

Bust a cap in his ass RangerD1!

Since we're going by stereotypes now. I'll kung fu fight him and then you pistol whip him. Then sell him drugs.

I ask when was the last time you brittish won a gold medal in... well anything of importance...

[GSLeloo]

Hey guys... my daddy is British, same with my grandma and my aunt. And they're amazing people. The British are really strong so... shh

[Betheny]

So when are we getting the ignore poster option?

[Back]

I've been to Paris, I've watched the foreign films... I like the French. I think they have developed some sort of 'style-gene'.

Really, I didn't find them anymore rude than anyone in any big city. Like London, New York or Los Angeles.

Get down into Jeruselem, or Mount Carmel in Isreal, then I can show you some really decietfully rude people. Best way to deal with them is go right up thier face like they try to do to you. Just never accept a drink of coffee in the back room.

[Artha]

Since we're going by stereotypes now. I'll kung fu fight him and then you pistol whip him. Then sell him drugs.

What race is usually a dentist? Because God knows, the British will need more of them.

[Back]

Originally posted by Maimara
So when are we getting the ignore poster option?

When are we getting the 'poster Poster' option?

[GSLeloo]

England has very good health care. Better than America's. Isn't it England that has it so every citizen has health care?

[Betheny]

I don't know, it'd just be really nice to wake up and not hear Stray's hatemongering.

Originally posted by GSLeloo
England has very good health care. Better than America's. Isn't it England that has it so every citizen has health care?


well here is the problem with englands health care system... If you have money YOU dont use it. Stray can attest to that privately run hospitals though more expensive are far superior to the socialist ones

Originally posted by StrayRogue
You're also fucking stupid aren't you big boy *wink wink* Stop looking at my ass. Although I don't care, you're probably so grossly overweight you got kicked from the forces or was nicknamed something like Gulgotha or something.

Heres one for ya then Stray :)

Originally posted by Edaarin
Bust a cap in his ass RangerD1!

Since we're going by stereotypes now. I'll kung fu fight him and then you pistol whip him. Then sell him drugs.


LMAO

damn your a fatass Rangerd1

[Back]

Geez, if we are going to show chests, can we at least get some female ones? Or is that pairs?

[longshot]

Originally posted by Artha

Since we're going by stereotypes now. I'll kung fu fight him and then you pistol whip him. Then sell him drugs.

What race is usually a dentist? Because God knows, the British will need more of them.

I think the saying goes that not all Jew are dentists,

but all dentists are Jews.

I concur. More female chests.

here here I agree

[Betheny]

Originally posted by RangerD1
I concur. More female chests.

OK, HERE YOU GO.

[JustMe]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
10 points for the first person to guess which current US President was arrested for Drink Driving.

You mean you've never fucked up?

Gee Stray, why don't you move here and become the president and turn the US into a better country?

Hail the all mighty Stray... the one who never does anything wrong and has been sent to point out everyone else's flaws!

:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

Wait justme I have to disagree He did do something wrong today... he woke up

[Latrinsorm]

Stray's British. He can't be President.

[JustMe]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Stray's British. He can't be President.

Sarcasm my dear, sarcasm. Learn it, Love it, Use it.

(insert sarcasm here)

Maimara sux

[Back]

Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by RangerD1
I concur. More female chests.

OK, HERE YOU GO.

Someone has a new digital camera.

C'mon, show us. At least your roomate's?

Aww come on you have to admit she has a nice chest

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Backlash
Someone has a new digital camera.

C'mon, show us. At least your roomate's?

Naaaaah. I'll show you pictures of my laundry if you really want.

Ahh Shaddup

should we be more specific and say tits?

[Betheny]

Here's my hot, hot weiner instead.

[SpunGirl]

I never got to see a picture of the centipede, can I see it?

-K

[StrayRogue]

I'd like to one day wake up and not listen to your whining Maim. Thankfully I don't have to these days.

[Betheny]

I didn't have a camera then, and shut the fuck up Stay. :)

[StrayRogue]

Its not me whose talking...yet *waves mysterious finger*

[GuildRat]

P.S.....Brits CAN be president.....35 years of age and citizenship for a minimum of 7 years....I think that's the requirement set forth in the Constitution.

[GSLeloo]

I think that's for like Senator and stuff but president you have to be a born citizen of the USA.

[GuildRat]

Clause 5: No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

OK...so a citizen(which one can apply for) and resident for 14 years...so a born Brit can be president.

[GSLeloo]

No Person except a natural born Citizen,

But doesn't that say you have to be born here? Like say I was born here, moved to Austria for ten years, lived here for 14 and at 35 applied for presidency, that'd be ok?

[Crazed Sylvan]

Native born means your parents were US citizens if you were born outside the US, or you were born in the US. The fourteen year thing is for if you were born outside the US, you have to have lived in the country at least 14 years.

Anyone who doesn't qualify for that can only be a naturalized citizen, and they don't qualify for President, but can be Congressmen, I think.

[Weedmage Princess]

*I* am going to be President of the United States, okay? So don't worry.

[GuildRat]

Any woman'd be better than Hlliary Clinton....the dumb twat is actually still married to a man who shoved a Havanna special in an intern's vagina and gave it to a head of state.

Hillary just begs to be bashed about the head and shoulders with a blunt object!!!

[Weedmage Princess]

Heh...well...hmm, nah, I'll just shut up while I'm ahead. ;)

[EmpressBtch]

The French have made me thankful for my Venus, shaving gel and the ability not to hack my body to little pieces while using a combination of the two.

[GuildRat]

Heh...well...hmm, nah, I'll just shut up while I'm ahead.


Monica should've quit before she gave head.....ahahahaha!!!!

and as for Bill? I met him in GA in '95 and I'm thinking his presidency was a joke.

Sure he did some good things, but was he riding the coat tails of the men that preceded him? I think so.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by GuildRat


Heh...well...hmm, nah, I'll just shut up while I'm ahead.


Monica should've quit before she gave head.....ahahahaha!!!!

and as for Bill? I met him in GA in '95 and I'm thinking his presidency was a joke.

Sure he did some good things, but was he riding the coat tails of the men that preceded him? I think so.

Dude.

Are you honestly so hepped up on Republican propoganda that you really think that George Herbert Walker "The Hammer" Bush set the economic recovery into motion? Psh. Psh I say!

No it was Reagen's tax cuts and economic policies that did.

edited for spellin mistake as so kindly pointed out

[Edited on 11-18-2003 by The Edine]

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by The Edine
No it was Ragen's tax cuts and economic policies that did.

Ragen?

Ouch. Medic!