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GS4RHIVER
02-15-2007, 04:10 PM
WARNING: The following log contains potty talk (Quite literally). The humor, if you can catch it, is ridiculously juvenile. Please bear in mind that this is only meant for humor. I have nothing against GM Andraste, GS4, its policies, it's vagueness of "rules", and I'm a fecal matter deviant. I apologize in advance if poo scares you too. Thank you so much for reading.


sH>imi speech oddfinger I like to eat doo doo.
In a fair imitation of Oddfinger, you say, "I like to eat doo doo."
sH>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, a timber snowcat, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Nolat who is lying down, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
sH>l oddfing
You see Oddfinger the Wizard.
He appears to be a Burghal Gnome.
He appears to be very young and diminutive. He has purple eyes and alabaster skin. He has long, black hair streaked with silver.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a weathered fel trunk in his right hand.
He is wearing a deep black rat fur sack, a large gold ring, a midnight black spidersilk cloak, some fitted midnight black casting leathers, a rune-etched brass stickpin, a lead-bound rat hide Adventurer's Guild badge, a vaalin-banded mistwood scroll case, and a rat fur knapsack.
sH>
Oddfinger exclaims, "Stop with yer second-rate imitations and open my boxes!"
sH>
A timber snowcat searches around nervously.
A timber snowcat discovers you in your hiding place!

s>
The voice of Jimmye says, "Eww."
s>
Oddfinger removes a scratched thanot trunk from in the red Oddfinger disk.
s>unhide
But you are not hidden!
s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, a timber snowcat, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Nolat who is lying down, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>swear snowc
Oddfinger points at you.
s>
You swear in a fluid mixture of common and elven at a timber snowcat.
s>
Oddfinger offers you a weathered fel trunk. Click ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
s>accept
You accept Oddfinger's offer and are now holding a weathered fel trunk.
s>


SEND[Andraste] Let's keep poo references to whispers please :)

s>
Oddfinger recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
s>
Oddfinger gestures at you.
You begin to notice the world slow down around you. Strange.
s>disarm my trunk
You carefully begin to examine a weathered fel trunk for traps...

Looking closely into the keyhole, you notice a pair of small metal rods a hair's width from touching each other. Peering around the inside of the keyhole, you can see that the lock would push the two rods together should the lock be tampered with.

It looks like an extremely difficult trap (about -205).

You still have a good enough picture of the trap in your mind, that you could try to disarm it.
Roundtime changed to 14 seconds.

Roundtime: 21 sec.
sR>"Bah how is that bad!
You exclaim, "Bah how is that bad!"
s>
The voice of Jimmye says, "Eh."
s>
In a perfect imitation of you, Oddfinger exclaims, "I think it sounds funny when I say the word doo-doo!"
s>"That's mildly sedated!
You exclaim, "That's mildly sedated!"
s>
Lady Serunai just arrived.
s>agree oddfin
You agree with Oddfinger.
s>


SEND[Andraste] It's vulgar and inappropriate for public consumption. Most people don't talk about that kind of thing aloud.

s>
Oddfinger starts chuckling at you!
s>
The voice of Jimmye says, "Say poop."
s>
An inquisitive marbled white imp scampers into the area.
s>
The voice of Jimmye says, "Or..poo."
s>
You hear someone snicker.
s>
Lady Serunai just went north.
s>
In a perfect imitation of you, Oddfinger says, "Poop."
s>
An inquisitive marbled white imp scampers out of the area.
s>
You hear someone laugh.
s>"What would be the the preferrable term for that then?
You ask, "What would be the the preferrable term for that then?"
s>
The voice of Jimmye says, "Wow, all in this room."
s>
Oddfinger laughs!
s>
You notice that things have returned to their normal speed.
s>


SEND[Andraste] Rolton dung.

s>scratch my head
You scratch your head.
s>
You hear someone gasp.
s>
Jimmye comes out of hiding.
Jimmye screams!
s>"Okay let's try this again
You say, "Okay let's try this again."
s>hide
s>
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
sHR>
Jimmye exclaims, "We bein watched!"
sH>
Jimmye screams!
sH>imi speech oddfinger I like to smear my face with rolton dung.
In a fair imitation of Oddfinger, you say, "I like to smear my face with rolton dung."
sH>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, a timber snowcat, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Nolat who is lying down, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
sH>unhide
You do not believe anyone noticed you slip out of hiding.
s>
Oddfinger flails his arms about.
s>cheer
You let out a cheer!
s>
Jimmye exclaims, "Stop it Oddfinger!"
s>disarm my trunk
Having discovered a trap on the trunk you begin to carefully attempt to disarm it...

You feel like you've made a poor attempt.

With great care you take a pair of metal grips and bend the sensitive metal rods out of alignment. It looks as though they cannot be pressed together by the lock mechanism any more.

Roundtime: 31 sec.
sR>
Jimmye exclaims, "Get ya GODS out our heads!"
sR>
[Roll result: 109 (open d100: 94)]
Jimmye kicks his leg at Oddfinger's groin and connects! Oddfinger cries out in pain!
...5 damage!
sR>whisper oddfing Gm said poo poo no good
You quietly whisper to Oddfinger, "Gm said poo poo no good."sR>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, a timber snowcat, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Nolat who is lying down, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
sR>
Oddfinger says, "Fer the good of ice mule, I refuse ta participate any further in this conversation."
sR>whisper jimm Use rolton dung. Gm says poo poo no good
What were you referring to?
sR>ll
Please rephrase that command.
sR>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, a timber snowcat, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Nolat who is lying down, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
sR>
Oddfinger grins at you.
s>"What in the world...
s>
You say, "What in the world..."
s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, a timber snowcat, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Nolat who is lying down, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>"Rolton dung...
You say, "Rolton dung..."
s>stare
You stare at nothing in particular.
s>


SEND[Andraste] Clearly you have no concept of what is offensive. If you can not find a more appropriate topic for discussion, we can have a little chat about disruptive behavior.
s>
You hear someone laugh.
s>
Oddfinger exclaims, "Stop offendin the powers dat be and open my box!"
s>"It's witty banter among friends!
You exclaim, "It's witty banter among friends!"
s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, a timber snowcat, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Nolat who is lying down, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>flail
You flail your arms about.
s>
Oddfinger asks, "What is that you say oh great and powerful one?"
s>prep 404
You gesture and invoke the powers of the elements for the Disarm Enhancement spell...
Your spell is ready.
s>cas
You gesture.
[Spell Hindrance for some dwarven crafted rolaren chain is 45% with current Armor Use skill, d100= 8]
Your armor prevents the spell from working correctly.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
s>
Oddfinger asks, "I can do what to Rhiver?"
s>


SEND[Andraste] Then keep it to whispers or go to a table, but in public, keep it clean

s>disarm my trunk
You carefully begin to examine a weathered fel trunk for traps...

Looking closely into the keyhole, you notice a pair of small metal rods that have been bent in opposite directions of each other.
s>
Oddfinger asks, "Really?"
s>
Nolat bites Oddfinger!
s>
Nolat bites Oddfinger!
s>
Nolat bites Oddfinger!
s>
Nolat bites Oddfinger!
s>
Nolat bites Oddfinger!
s>
Nolat bites Oddfinger!
s>
Nolat bites Oddfinger!
s>
Oddfinger asks, "If he says that again?"
s>
Nolat stands up.
s>
Nolat just went north.
s>
A timber snowcat scrambles out of sight.
s>
Oddfinger asks, "And then I can do what to Rhiver's what?"
s>sigh
Oddfinger's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
s>
You sigh.
s>shake head
You shake your head.
s>
Jimmye comes out of hiding.
Jimmye waves an alterer's scroll around.
s>
Jimmye waves an alterer's scroll around.
s>
Oddfinger exclaims, "But that's horrible!"
s>
Jimmye waves an alterer's scroll around.
s>
Jimmye waves an alterer's scroll around.
s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>
Jimmye put an alterer's scroll in his black brocade satchel.
s>
Oddfinger nods.
s>
Oddfinger says, "Yes, I understand."
s>whisper oddfinger Apparently the way I used poo poo was inappropiate
You quietly whisper to Oddfinger, "Apparently the way I used poo poo was inappropiate."s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>
You feel at full magical power again.
s>
Speaking to you, Oddfinger says, "Ya better be on yer best behavior my friend."
s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>grumb
You grumble.
s>
Speaking to you, Oddfinger says, "Or ya is gonna have a price on yer head."
s>take my lockp
You remove an invar lockpick from in your gold locksmith kit.
s>
The voice of Jimmye says, "Indeed."
s>Lm ptrick spin my trunk
s>
With a quick flick of the wrist, you spin your invar lockpick around in your palm, stopping it as the tip enters a weathered fel trunk...
You make an adequate attempt (d100=50).
You struggle with the trunk. As you do, you get a sense that the trunk has a tricky lock (-480 thief-lingo difficulty ranking). Then...CLICK! It opens!
s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>"Bah
>dismiss
You say, "Bah."
s>
You wave your hand in a dismissive gesture.
s>
Oddfinger offers you a scratched thanot trunk. Click ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
s>give oddfing
You offer your fel trunk to Oddfinger, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Click CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
s>
Oddfinger has accepted your offer and is now holding a weathered fel trunk.
s>put lockp in kit
You put an invar lockpick in your gold locksmith kit.
s>
Oddfinger just opened a weathered fel trunk.
s>
Oddfinger gathers the remaining coins from inside his fel trunk.
s>
The voice of Jimmye says, "I know you arent threatenin."
s>"People said far worse things
You say, "People said far worse things."
s>acc
Oddfinger just opened a rat fur knapsack.
s>
You accept Oddfinger's offer and are now holding a scratched thanot trunk.
s>disarm trunk
s>
Um, but it's open.
s>
Oddfinger removes a violet sapphire from in his fel trunk.
s>disarm my trunk
Oddfinger put a violet sapphire in his rat fur knapsack.
s>
You carefully begin to examine a scratched thanot trunk for traps...

You discover no traps.
Roundtime: 19 sec.
sR>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
sR>
The voice of Jimmye says, "I kick for fun."
sR>
The voice of Jimmye exclaims, "I kick for fun!"
sR>l
sR>
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
sR>take my lockp
...wait 3 seconds.
sR>take my lockp
s>Lm ptrick spin my trunk
You remove an invar lockpick from in your gold locksmith kit.
s>
With a quick flick of the wrist, you spin your invar lockpick around in your palm, stopping it as the tip enters a scratched thanot trunk...
You make an excellent attempt (d100=94).
You struggle with the trunk. As you do, you get a sense that the trunk has a moderately well-crafted lock (-410 thief-lingo difficulty ranking). Then...CLICK! It opens!
s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>


SEND[Andraste] The fact that more people *might* have said worse does not mean you can join them. And you should be reporting them if they're being vulgar and inappropriate.
s>"Can I report Renaden then?
You ask, "Can I report Renaden then?"
s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>cheer
The voice of Jimmye asks, "For wha?"
s>
You let out a cheer!
s>"He said, ".... you" to me earlier this morning.
You say, "He said, ".... you" to me earlier this morning."
s>chortle
You chortle.
s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>
The voice of Jimmye says, "Wow."
s>give oddfing
You offer your thanot trunk to Oddfinger, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Click CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
s>
The voice of Jimmye asks, "Was it a whisper?"
s>shake head
You shake your head.
s>
Oddfinger has accepted your offer and is now holding a scratched thanot trunk.
s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the red Oddfinger disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Oddfinger, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>


SEND[Andraste] If someone is being overly disruptive as per Policy 3, vulgar, or inappropriate, or violating Policy 4, certainly, and yes, I already saw that this morning.


s>
Oddfinger just opened a scratched thanot trunk.
s>
Oddfinger gathers the remaining coins from inside his thanot trunk.
s>
The voice of Jimmye says, "I mean, he could have ment it in a seductive way..or somthin."
s>
Oddfinger removes a pear-cut red sunstone stickpin from in his thanot trunk.
s>
Oddfinger makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
s>
Oddfinger gestures at a pear-cut red sunstone stickpin.
s>"Did you see my prescribed diatribe whispered to Nolat?
You ask, "Did you see my prescribed diatribe whispered to Nolat?"

(OOC) You quietly whisper to Jimmye, "Jesus, this is worse than the patriot act."s>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the Terrachon disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Terrachon who is sitting, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
s>
Terrachon removes a slender kelyn lockpick from in his lockpick case.
s>
With a casual motion, Terrachon twirls his lockpick around his index finger, catching it between thumb and forefinger before applying it to the lock of a simple monir strongbox...
s>stand
You stand back up.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
Speaking to Terrachon, Jimmye asks, "Do I gte to kick people?"
R>take flag
You remove a bloodstained white surrender flag from in your cashmere overcoat.
>march flag
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>march flag
Terrachon says, "Sure."
>
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>march flag
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>march flag
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>wave flag
You wave your white surrender flag around.
>"I surrender!
>
You exclaim, "I surrender!">
Terrachon makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>yell I give up
You belt out, "I give up!">
Terrachon gestures.
A scintillating light surrounds Terrachon's hands.
>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the Terrachon disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Terrachon who is sitting, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
>
With a casual motion, Terrachon twirls his lockpick around his index finger, catching it between thumb and forefinger before applying it to the lock of a simple monir strongbox...
Then...CLICK! It opens!
>
Jimmye grins.
>march flag
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>
Terrachon deftly twirls a slender kelyn lockpick between two fingers.
>
Terrachon put a slender kelyn lockpick in his lockpick case.
>
Terrachon just opened a simple monir strongbox.
>
Jimmye asks, "Can I kick you to make it official?"
>
Terrachon removes a mithril fang from in his monir strongbox.
>
Terrachon put a mithril fang in his black leather longcoat.
>
Terrachon gathers the remaining coins from inside his monir strongbox.
>
Terrachon cackles!
>
Terrachon searches around for a moment.
>


SEND[Andraste] Feel free to read our entire POLICY at your leisure :) This is not a democracy.
>
Terrachon exclaims, "Audience!"
>l
>
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the Terrachon disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Terrachon who is sitting, Jimmye
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
>wail
You wail!
>
Terrachon points at Gentoa, ruining her hiding place.
>march flag
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>march flag
>march flag
>march flag
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>wail
You wail!
>
Terrachon just opened the Terrachon disk.
>
Jimmye peers quizzically at you.
>
Jimmye says, "Should just do it on GP."
>whisper ooc jimmy Andraste's teasing me
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Jimmye, "Andraste's teasing me.">
Terrachon removes an enruned tanik chest from in the Terrachon disk.
>
Terrachon begins to meticulously examine an enruned tanik chest.
>whisper ooc jimmye Told me to read the policy and this isn't a democracy
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Jimmye, "Told me to read the policy and this isn't a democracy.">
A look of concentration briefly passes across Terrachon's face.
The scintillating light fades from Terrachon's hands.
>
Jimmye laughs at you!
>
Terrachon removes a slender kelyn lockpick from in his lockpick case.
>
With a casual motion, Terrachon twirls his lockpick around his index finger, catching it between thumb and forefinger before applying it to the lock of an enruned tanik chest...
Terrachon gets his kelyn lockpick stuck in the lock! He carefully tries to work it free but bends the tip!
>
With a casual motion, Terrachon twirls his lockpick around his index finger, catching it between thumb and forefinger before applying it to the lock of an enruned tanik chest...
>
Gentoa says, "Sorry, didn't realize someone needed an audience."
>
Jimmye exclaims, "Dictatorships!!!"
>
With a casual motion, Terrachon twirls his lockpick around his index finger, catching it between thumb and forefinger before applying it to the lock of an enruned tanik chest...
Terrachon gets his kelyn lockpick stuck in the lock! He carefully tries to work it free.
>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the Terrachon disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Terrachon who is sitting, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
>sob
You sob.
>"We need to rally a protest march
You say, "We need to rally a protest march.">
Terrachon makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the Terrachon disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Terrachon who is sitting, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
>
Terrachon gestures.
A scintillating light surrounds Terrachon's hands.
>
With a casual motion, Terrachon twirls his lockpick around his index finger, catching it between thumb and forefinger before applying it to the lock of an enruned tanik chest...
Then...CLICK! It opens!
>
Jimmye says, "Yeah."
>
Terrachon deftly twirls a slender kelyn lockpick between two fingers.
>
Terrachon put a slender kelyn lockpick in his lockpick case.
>
Terrachon just opened an enruned tanik chest.
>"I'll start the grassroot efforts
>
Terrachon gathers the remaining coins from inside his tanik chest.
>
You say, "I'll start the grassroot efforts.">
Terrachon removes a mithril fang from in his tanik chest.
>
Terrachon put a mithril fang in his black leather longcoat.
>"This shall be our Head quarters
You say, "This shall be our Head quarters."
>
Terrachon tries to empty the contents of his chest into his knapsack, and everything falls in quite nicely.
>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the Terrachon disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Terrachon who is sitting, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
>l
Jimmye says, "We need to rob and kill a minor god then we be set for moving on to bigger ones."
>
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the Terrachon disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Terrachon who is sitting, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
>find nola
Brave Adventurer Questing:

Nolat

>"Where did Nolat run off to again?
You ask, "Where did Nolat run off to again?"
>
Terrachon removes a weathered fel chest from in the Terrachon disk.
>l
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the Terrachon disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Terrachon who is sitting, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
>
Nightslight just arrived.
>
A look of concentration briefly passes across Terrachon's face.
The scintillating light fades from Terrachon's hands.
>
Nightslight asks, "Anyone open?"
>
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
>
Nightslight slings a reinforced shield over his shoulder.
>
Terrachon begins to meticulously examine a weathered fel chest.
>
Jimmye says, "He ran off cause I kicked him."
>sing we shall overcome!
>
You sing:

"We shall overcome!">

Terrachon says, "Nifty, big rod trap."
>
Nightslight removes an engraved maoral strongbox from in his black leather pack.
>
Terrachon makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Jimmye says, "Put his gems in his stomach."
>
Terrachon gestures.
Terrachon becomes calm and focused.
>march flag
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>
Having found a trap on the chest, Terrachon begins to attempt to disarm it...

Terrachon removes a pair of metal grips from his locksmith's pouch and carefully reaches into the locking mechanism. After a moment, he nods.
>l in bag
That is closed.

>l
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
>
[Tavern Burrow, Ale Street]
Stucco seems the preferred building material of the Tavern Burrow residents. The street has been newly cobbled, and the rough edges cause several people to nearly trip as they hurry along. A stucco well attracts a group of children, who drop stones into it, then hoot with glee at the muffled splash. You also see the Terrachon disk, the Rhiver disk, a blanket of snow and an old beer barrel.
Also here: Nightslight, Terrachon who is sitting, Jimmye, Gentoa who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, northwest
>march n
>
You march off stiffly, moving north.
[Tavern Burrow, Thirsty Penguin]
Arms slung casually over one another's shoulders, a group of halflings enters the Thirsty Penguin. A mother cat rests on the broad stone step, consenting to the occasional caress but flicking her tail in warning at the approach of strangers. From beyond the swinging doors come the sounds of clinking mugs and hearty laughter. You also see a gnomish contraption with a small sign on it and a gnome barker.
Obvious paths: north, east, south, southwest
>march n
You march off stiffly, moving north.
[Icemule Trace, West Road]
Groups of boisterous and cheerful halflings pass by rapidly. Most of them seem to be heading south towards the Tavern Burrow for entertainment or refreshment. An old, drunk halfling sits in a doorway, alternating between singing at the top of his lungs and munching on a tart. You also see a timber snowcat.
Obvious paths: east, south, west
>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>march e
You march off stiffly, moving east.
[Icemule Trace, West Road]
Travellers go by at a dizzying pace. It is difficult to walk by without running into one of them. Walking sideways seems to be the only way to make any progress down the road. You also see an inquisitive marbled white imp and a small ivy-covered cottage with a sign affixed next to the door.
Obvious paths: north, east, west
>
Nightslight just arrived.
>march e
Nightslight just went east.
>
You march off stiffly, moving east.
[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see a calico cat, the Speake disk, a blanket of snow and a carved ice bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Nightslight, Gustavius, Speake who is kneeling, Dayzed, Grand Lord Paole, Faremisty
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>yell Down with dictatorships!
You belt out, "Down with dictatorships!">
Nightslight whispers, "Can ya pick for me?"
>
The calico cat rubs up against a blanket of snow.
>


SEND[Andraste] Let's stop the OOC songs, too please. One more and we'll be in a lounge having a conversation.
>>"Let's just get it over with. Pull me up so people don't think I'm insane.
You say, "Let's just get it over with. Pull me up so people don't think I'm insane."
>l
>
[Icemule Trace, Town Center]
The bustling town comes together in this square. Halflings dressed in varying fashions stand about, some chattering happily, others reclining on cloaks laid on the ground. One ancient halfling leans against the base of the large ice statue of a mule, snoring blissfully. A feeling of community pervades the area, putting you immediately at ease. You also see the Terrachon disk, the Rhiver disk, a calico cat, the Speake disk, a blanket of snow and a carved ice bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Terrachon, Nightslight, Gustavius, Speake who is kneeling, Dayzed, Grand Lord Paole, Faremisty
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
>
Faremisty removes some cactacae spine from in her snow white herb satchel.
>march flag
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>march flag
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>march flag
You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
>
You march along, proudly displaying your white surrender flag!
>
You hear someone reciting a series of mystical phrases...
>
Terrachon makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Terrachon gestures.
A scintillating light surrounds Terrachon's hands.
>
Rhiver just appeared.
You feel yourself being pulled away...
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping.
Obvious exits: none
>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>wave
You wave.
>sit
You sit down.
s>


SEND[Andraste] As you wish
s>l
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping. You also see the Rhiver disk.
Obvious exits: none
s>put lockp in kit
You put an invar lockpick in your gold locksmith kit.
s>
Low thunder rumbles off in the distance, getting closer with each clap. As it appears to crash overhead, a sudden lightning bolt stabs at the ground with a mighty *BOOM*! As your vision clears, you see GameMaster Andraste standing there.
s>l
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping. You also see the Rhiver disk.
Also here: GameMaster Andraste
Obvious exits: none
s>l andrast
You see GameMaster Andraste Tir-Namban the Elf Demonmistress.
She appears to be remarkably youthful despite what must be her advancing age. Kohl black hair cascades down to her ankles, offsetting her milk-white complexion and eyes the hue of a summer sky at noon. Graceful pointed ears adorned with gemstones that match her eyes peek out from her silken tresses, and a sardonic smile dances upon her full ruby lips. Perched on one shoulder is a watchful raven. Suitably attired for the rigors of her work, her ensemble pales in the light of her stunning beauty.
s>"So what are the charges your honor?
You ask, "So what are the charges your honor?"
s>l
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping. You also see the Rhiver disk.
Also here: GameMaster Andraste
Obvious exits: none
s>
Andraste says, "Afternoon Rhiver."
s>
Andraste asks, "What seems to be the problem understanding our policy?"
s>policy 3

GemStone IV Player Policy: Abusive Or Disruptive Behavior

Because GemStone IV is a multi-player game, there can sometimes be a conflict between an individual player's idea of entertainment and that of the majority of the players as a whole. In such situations, the majority will be given the greatest weight.

GemStone IV is designed for the enjoyment of everyone, and as a general rule, any behavior which is specifically targeted to lessen that enjoyment for another player may be in violation of GemStone IV policy. While what is disruptive is an extremely long list, it includes things such as harassment, sexual advances, and actions specifically targeted to be disruptive.

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s>policy 2

Role-playing

GemStone IV is a Role-playing Game. This means that players interact in the world playing the part of their characters in a medieval fantasy environment. This is known as "in character" (IC) and means that the player is acting out the part believably. The term "out of character" (OOC) means that the player is behaving inconsistently with their character's situation in the game (such as discussing the latest sports event, singing the latest music release, playing the part of a starship captain, or communicating in French, Swahili or any earthly language other than English (Elanthia's Common tongue).

Players are expected to remain in character. Generally, if someone wants or needs to be OOC (such as explain game mechanics to another player), they may do so in ways that are not in public. Using a private room (one with a locked or latched door) or talking in whispers is recommended. Note that tables are considered in public.

When one individual is reducing the enjoyment of other players by out-of-character behavior (be it by speech, actions, ESP messages, or any other method of communication within GemStone IV), this may be considered disruptive behavior. Private rooms, whispers, direct thoughts to another player through ESP, or any other methods of communication are not excluded from this if one of the participants involved objects.

Staff Member Characters (GMs, Sages, and Hosts) are necessary to keep the game running smoothly and to assist players with working out problems and are inherently OOC entities because of the nature of their tasks. Because of the reasons a Player may need the assistance of a staff member, interactions with staff characters are not required to be IC. It would be extremely difficult for a high elf to describe the details of a serious game mechanics calculation bug that the character would never see, but the Player has to talk about the numbers involved. This only applies to Staff Member characters, not interactions with Non-player characters (merchants, creatures, royalty, or other NPCs). These should be IC.

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s>policy 3

GemStone IV Player Policy: Abusive Or Disruptive Behavior

Because GemStone IV is a multi-player game, there can sometimes be a conflict between an individual player's idea of entertainment and that of the majority of the players as a whole. In such situations, the majority will be given the greatest weight.

GemStone IV is designed for the enjoyment of everyone, and as a general rule, any behavior which is specifically targeted to lessen that enjoyment for another player may be in violation of GemStone IV policy. While what is disruptive is an extremely long list, it includes things such as harassment, sexual advances, and actions specifically targeted to be disruptive.

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s>policy 4

GemStone IV Player Policy: Player vs Player Conflict

There are elements in GemStone IV that promote a competitive environment. GemStone IV has been designed to promote competition as player vs. creature, or player vs. puzzle, and not generally player vs. player.

Some events (such as the Gladiatorial Games), encourage player vs. player combat in a structured setting. Also, some players will choose to role-play a competitive situation between themselves, and will combat each other, which is acceptable. What is not acceptable is to initiate combat against unsuspecting victims, especially to prey upon weaker players for the singular enjoyment of the attacker. As a rule of thumb, Character vs. Character (role-playing -CvC) combat is acceptable, while Player vs. Player (OOC or disruptive - PvP) is not.

There are many gray areas in terms of defining what is acceptable competition, and what is abusive behavior. For example, a pickpocket stealing items or silvers. This *can* be considered an open invitation for CvC, but losing 25 silvers isn't exactly cause for death. Losing large amounts might be though. Another example, the classic duel (Character 1: You have insulted my honor and I must defend that to the death! Character 2: Have at thee Knave!) is on the surface acceptable, but on the other hand saying dueling (Player 1: Wanna duel? Player 2: Yeah) isn't as it can be considered OOC.

In general, Simutronics will not get involved in a conflict confined to a small group of players unless it threatens to overlap to others or cause a generally disruptive influence on the game.

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s>"Reading it right now
You say, "Reading it right now."
s>
Andraste nods.
s>"Can you give me an example
You say, "Can you give me an example."
s>"And I'll give you my account
You say, "And I'll give you my account."
s>"And maybe we can move forward from there
You say, "And maybe we can move forward from there."
s>policy 5

GemStone IV Player Policy: Solicitations

GemStone IV may not be used as a venue for promotion of competing products or services. Casual discussion of the genre (such as saying "The Lord of the Rings is a great book") is acceptable as long as it falls within the role-playing section of policy (such as in whispers, locked rooms, etc).

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s>
Andraste says, "I trust that will make it clear that singing "We shall overcome..." a well known and very modern unity song is OOC."
s>"Policy 3 and which one?
You ask, "Policy 3 and which one?"
s>"Ok, that's one
You say, "Ok, that's one."
s>
Andraste says, "You read Policy 2 as well, it's in there."
s>"Poo poo being the other?
You ask, "Poo poo being the other?"
s>policy 2

Role-playing

GemStone IV is a Role-playing Game. This means that players interact in the world playing the part of their characters in a medieval fantasy environment. This is known as "in character" (IC) and means that the player is acting out the part believably. The term "out of character" (OOC) means that the player is behaving inconsistently with their character's situation in the game (such as discussing the latest sports event, singing the latest music release, playing the part of a starship captain, or communicating in French, Swahili or any earthly language other than English (Elanthia's Common tongue).

Players are expected to remain in character. Generally, if someone wants or needs to be OOC (such as explain game mechanics to another player), they may do so in ways that are not in public. Using a private room (one with a locked or latched door) or talking in whispers is recommended. Note that tables are considered in public.

When one individual is reducing the enjoyment of other players by out-of-character behavior (be it by speech, actions, ESP messages, or any other method of communication within GemStone IV), this may be considered disruptive behavior. Private rooms, whispers, direct thoughts to another player through ESP, or any other methods of communication are not excluded from this if one of the participants involved objects.

Staff Member Characters (GMs, Sages, and Hosts) are necessary to keep the game running smoothly and to assist players with working out problems and are inherently OOC entities because of the nature of their tasks. Because of the reasons a Player may need the assistance of a staff member, interactions with staff characters are not required to be IC. It would be extremely difficult for a high elf to describe the details of a serious game mechanics calculation bug that the character would never see, but the Player has to talk about the numbers involved. This only applies to Staff Member characters, not interactions with Non-player characters (merchants, creatures, royalty, or other NPCs). These should be IC.

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s>
Andraste says, "The offensive discussion."
s>
Andraste nods to you.
s>
Andraste says, "Disruptive."
s>scratch my head
You scratch your head.
s>"If I may.
You say, "If I may."
s>
Andraste says, "You want to talk like that with your friends... fine... at a table or in whispers."
s>"Poo poo is considered a disruptive or an abusive language?
s>
You ask, "Poo poo is considered a disruptive or an abusive language?"
s>
Andraste says, "Here, in public, it's not a topic for conversation. Period."
s>"So no mention of poo poo ever?
You ask, "So no mention of poo poo ever?"
s>
Andraste says, "Rolton dung is fine. Someone smelling of rolton dung is fine."
s>
Andraste says, "Someone cooking food that tastes like rolton dung is fine."
s>"Yes we covered that. But would ya mind answering my question?
You ask, "Yes we covered that. But would ya mind answering my question?"
s>
Andraste says, "Smearing feces on you is not."
s>"I first said
You say, "I first said."
s>
Andraste says, "I'm answering it."
s>"I like to eat poo poo.
s>
You say, "I like to eat poo poo."
s>
Andraste says, "That's offensive."
s>"Well I imitated my friend Oddfinger
You say, "Well I imitated my friend Oddfinger."
s>"Isn't that a bit subjective?
You ask, "Isn't that a bit subjective?"
s>l
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping. You also see the Rhiver disk.
Also here: GameMaster Andraste
Obvious exits: none
s>
Andraste says, "It's still offensive."
s>
Andraste says, "Nope."
s>"So
You say, "So."
s>"GS's policy is tighter than FCC's regulations?
You ask, "GS's policy is tighter than FCC's regulations?"
s>
Andraste says, "This is not TV, the movies, or radio."
s>"A term or phrase that you would hear in say a PG movie
You say, "A term or phrase that you would hear in say a PG movie."
s>"No it's a medium of entertainment
You say, "No it's a medium of entertainment."
s>
Andraste says, "Read what I just said."
s>"Which both GS and movies are
You say, "Which both GS and movies are ."
s>
Andraste says, "We also like to provide a setting for those who might not be mature."
s>"Ok
You say, "Ok."
s>"So in a movie like say "Daddy Day Care"
You say, "So in a movie like say "Daddy Day Care"."
s>"Which is PG and family rated
You say, "Which is PG and family rated."
s>
Andraste says, "They are not comparable, we have our own rules, and they apply here over anything else."
s>"You have "potty humor"
s>
You say, "You have "potty humor"."
s>
Andraste says, "We're not comparing movies."
s>policy 3

GemStone IV Player Policy: Abusive Or Disruptive Behavior

Because GemStone IV is a multi-player game, there can sometimes be a conflict between an individual player's idea of entertainment and that of the majority of the players as a whole. In such situations, the majority will be given the greatest weight.

GemStone IV is designed for the enjoyment of everyone, and as a general rule, any behavior which is specifically targeted to lessen that enjoyment for another player may be in violation of GemStone IV policy. While what is disruptive is an extremely long list, it includes things such as harassment, sexual advances, and actions specifically targeted to be disruptive.

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s>
Andraste says, "It's a different animal."
s>"They (GS4 policy and movies with PG ratings) both have to follow regulations
You say, "They (GS4 policy and movies with PG ratings) both have to follow regulations."
s>
Andraste says, "You can take that to Feedback."
s>"Feedback...
You say, "Feedback..."
s>
Andraste says, "That's your opinion and you are welcome to it."
s>"Ok
You say, "Ok."
s>
Andraste says, "However... we are not governed by the same rules."
s>
Andraste says, "This is not a democracy."
s>
Andraste says, "There is no free speech here."
s>"I never claimed it to be a democracy
You say, "I never claimed it to be a democracy."
s>"I never claimed free speech
You say, "I never claimed free speech."
s>scratch my head
You scratch your head.
s>"I'm just trying to define what is considered
You say, "I'm just trying to define what is considered."
s>
Andraste says, "Then we're not governed by the same laws."
s>"Abusive language
You say, "Abusive language."
s>"And from what you've told me so far
You say, "And from what you've told me so far."
s>
Andraste says, "If you don't know what's abusive and offensive to the majority of the public, that you would not find folks discussing in a usual social setting..."
s>"Poo poo is not okay
You say, "Poo poo is not okay."
s>
Andraste says, "I cannot help you."
s>"But Rolton dung is perfectly fine
You say, "But Rolton dung is perfectly fine."
s>
Andraste says, "I've given you examples of what is acceptable."
s>
Andraste says, "Human excrement comments or they use of the vulgarity is not."
s>"I don't mean to beg the question, but what is so offensive about eating poo?
You ask, "I don't mean to beg the question, but what is so offensive about eating poo?"
s>
Andraste gazes heavenward.
s>"Would someone be offended by that act?
You ask, "Would someone be offended by that act?"
s>scratch my head
You scratch your head.
s>
Andraste says, "Yes."
s>"You are offended?
You ask, "You are offended?"
s>
Andraste says, "Otherwise, I would be reminding you it's inappropriate."
s>"I'm sorry I offended you with references about eating poo
You say, "I'm sorry I offended you with references about eating poo."
s>
Andraste says, "Any other questions about policy? My personal opinions are irrelevent."
s>"I would never mean to cause any discomfort to anyone with matters of... well fecal matter
You say, "I would never mean to cause any discomfort to anyone with matters of... well fecal matter."
s>


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Please read the policy file at this time by typing POLICY and the page number that you wish to read. Once you have finished reading all of the policies, a GameMaster will return to answer any questions you may have.

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s>policy
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GemStone IV Player Policy

Topics Page Topics Page
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Introduction.................1 Score Lists...................11
Role-Play....................2 GameMasters, Sages and Hosts..12
Abusive/Disruptive Behavior..3 Repair/Replacement Of Items...13
Player vs Player Conflict....4 Unique Items..................14
Solicitations................5 Game Mechanics and Changes....15
Character Names..............6 Quests And Special Events.....16
Bug Abuse....................7 Privacy.......................17
Delays Or Slowdowns..........8 Scripting.....................18
Transferring Characters......9 Violations Of Policy..........19
Character Purges............10 High Maintenance Guests.......20

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s>"Which one?
You ask, "Which one?"
s>
Andraste says, "How about you finish reading the whole thing."
s>
Andraste nods to you.
s>
Andraste says, "I'll be back when you're done and ready to have a serious conversation."
s>
Andraste waves.
s>"Not all of it is relevant?
You ask, "Not all of it is relevant?"
s>l
A bolt of lightning strikes the ground outside, followed by a clap of rumbling thunder. A nearby wall distorts and the fabric of space appears to tear as Andraste gracefully slips through the opening.
s>
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping. You also see the Rhiver disk.
Obvious exits: none
s>scratch my head
You are currently tasked with reading the POLICY file, please click POLICY 1.
s>policy 1

GemStone IV Player Policy: Introduction

This policy is in addition to the overall TERMS AND CONDITIONS that every user of Simutronics services agrees to follow. Included in the Terms are topics like use of accounts, use of vulgarity, and use of the service. We strongly recommend that every Player read the TERMS and CONDITIONS on the web site, as every user is required to follow them and this Policy. Our goal is to provide an enjoyable experience for the majority of our Players. If you have any questions about either the TERMS AND CONDITIONS or this policy after reading them, you may put in an assist to speak with a staff member.

By using GemStone IV, players agree that Simutronics reserves the sole right to make the final determination of what is and is not in violation of any part of this policy. Other policies in addition to the ones listed here may occasionally be necessary (such as unique rules for a quest). Therefore, Simutronics also reserves the right to make special-case adjustments to its policies and the steps it takes concerning violation of these policies.

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Sorry for the nonsense. And I hope you all enjoyed it.. mildly. And beware of the poo. And Sorry to Andraste for dragging you through that absurdly ridiculous debate about poo. But I saw the opportunity and had to take it.

Drew2
02-15-2007, 04:21 PM
Andraste is totally ridiculous.

Unless policy specifically declares "poo poo" to be a "disruptive and abusive term", she is 100% using her own discretion, and in this case she's being stupid.

Sean
02-15-2007, 04:23 PM
I find it hilarious that you can't reference human shit but you can animal shit.. because it's less vulgar and abusive.

CrystalTears
02-15-2007, 04:33 PM
Andraste is known for sticking her nose in situations where she doesn't belong. My husband was always afraid of going to any Simucon for fear of running into her and feeling this overwhelming desire to punch her in the face. :D

Latrinsorm
02-15-2007, 04:40 PM
And people say the Landing is bad. :\

RichardCranium
02-15-2007, 04:59 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the OP is a fucking tard and was acting in an OOC manner for most of that log?

Stanley Burrell
02-15-2007, 04:59 PM
GM Andraste being GM Andraste, whatever that means, was especially lenient towards your asshattery.

Leaving the entire fecal whatsit aside, you had the convenience of her making it very clear that she was using SPY/monitoring you -- And you still went on with more than one retarded OOG comments again and again.

What a load of poopy.

Fallen
02-15-2007, 05:26 PM
What a complete waste of GM time. I've heard far, far worse conversations. It is the word poo, people. Lighten the fuck up.

Artha
02-15-2007, 05:28 PM
Comment 1: You lose points for responding out loud to a GM's sends. Use report or mychar.

Comment 2: Swap.avi.

RichardCranium
02-15-2007, 05:32 PM
I don't think there's anything wrong with the original comment but the ensuing OOC dialogue was what turned me off.

Caede
02-15-2007, 05:41 PM
Is this log trying to show how stupid you are or was this some sort of complaint against the GM? I couldn't tell.

Looks like she gave you fair warning to stop, and a fair explanation -- Gemstone is not a movie or TV show; they have their own rules and guidelines, and a lot of it is interpreted by the GMs whether you like it or not. I get the distinct feeling that if you had actually tried role playing a bit more rather than spouting poop and doo-doo, she may have been a bit more lenient and/or understanding. Plus, your in-game reactions to her clearly OOC SEND's marks you as having a less than average mental acuity. She was definitely being lenient on that basis.

The inevitable flow of this sort of complaint is to next call Simutronics and GMs Nazis for repressing you. Go ahead, you know you want to. After that, you can complain that you pay for this, and should be able to say you want to eat doo-doo all you want.

Edited to add: Sorry, I was mostly having a gut reaction to how stupid the poster was. Really, I don't think that Andraste should have stepped in in the first place, because this was a totally benign (if stupid) set of actions. But once she did step in, the OP was just a jackass. I'm almost wondering if there was some additional scatalogical discussion prior to this log that might have flagged her attention.

mgoddess
02-15-2007, 05:45 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the OP is a fucking tard and was acting in an OOC manner for most of that log?

QFT


Comment 1: You lose points for responding out loud to a GM's sends. Use report or mychar.

QFMT


And you still went on with more than one retarded OOG comments again and again.

QFEMT


Is this log trying to show how stupid you are or was this some sort of complaint against the GM? I couldn't tell.

Looks like she gave you fair warning to stop, and a fair explanation -- Gemstone is not a movie or TV show; they have their own rules and guidelines, and a lot of it is interpreted by the GMs whether you like it or not. I get the distinct feeling that if you had actually tried role playing a bit more rather than spouting poop and doo-doo, she may have been a bit more lenient and/or understanding. Plus, your in-game reactions to her clearly OOC SEND's marks you as having a less than average mental acuity. She was definitely being lenient on that basis.

And QFEMT

Makkah
02-15-2007, 05:46 PM
She's been a bit ancy lately, I've noticed.

Latrinsorm
02-15-2007, 08:23 PM
So has Parkbandit. COINCIDENCE???????

Numbers
02-15-2007, 08:39 PM
That was the stupidest log of shit I've read in a long time.

You're a dumbass. Andraste is in no way to blame. I'm sure you posted this log in the hopes of getting people to join you on your "GM's suck" bandwagon, regardless of your initial claim, and a couple of lemmings did end up hopping on, but all the log really showed was what a schmuck you are.

There's a difference between "juvenile" and "fucking retarded."

Fallen
02-15-2007, 08:41 PM
I think the whole thing was retarded. She should have either left it alone entirely, or took him to the lounge as soon as she saw he wouldn't immediately comply.

Skirmisher
02-15-2007, 09:55 PM
I'm a long time fan of Andraste but I think she was perhaps having an off day that day to go at you for that in such an uncompromising manner.

TheEschaton
02-15-2007, 10:18 PM
She shouldn't of told you anything in the first place, but you were a raging douche.

Though I do think it is an interesting thing that one can say someone smells LIKE rolton dung, but you can't actually RP actively manipulating it.

-TheE-

jpatter123
02-15-2007, 10:26 PM
hilarious and retarded all in one.. How you got away without an official warning for the totally obvious ooc behaviour is beyond me. And Andraste isn't the only GM to get antsy about silly comments. I have an official warning for a more harmless comment then that.

The Ponzzz
02-15-2007, 10:32 PM
Re-reading the begin, it's clear the GM instigated the situation by playing god here.

I find it crazy that poo is vulgar but ripping someone's heart out and exploding their eye socket where ocular fluid splashes on your tongue is cool.

And saying, "By the beard of Koar you smell of orc dung!" is fine, but changing that to smelling like poo is vulgar.

But yea, you were acting like a fucking douche bag.

SpunGirl
02-15-2007, 10:39 PM
I think there's a difference between saying "you smell like poo" and spouting an extended rhetoric about eating human excrement. I wouldn't be shocked to discover that the OP left out the majority of his chatter. As far as I know, "poo" is not a word that is flagged for GMs to see.

BTW, Jimmye is a fucking idiot.

-K

Snapp
02-15-2007, 11:13 PM
She shouldn't of told you anything in the first place, but you were a raging douche.


That pretty much sums up my thoughts.. although the Daddy Daycare reference made me chuckle.

Parkbandit
02-15-2007, 11:44 PM
LOL

Andraste is and always has been a stupid bitch. That log is just another example.. both GM and Player.. why I don't play it anymore.

Ignot
02-16-2007, 01:16 AM
God damnit that was dumb. Why the fuck are you talkin about poo? She gave you fair warning. On the other hand, is talking about poo so bad? I think you both were fucking idiots.

Thats two minutes of my life i will never get back.

GS4RHIVER
02-16-2007, 06:40 AM
Lol. I think mostly everyone missed the end note and the disclaimer in the beginning. This post wasn't meant to flame GM Andraste. It was just a mindless, completely OOC log about debating poo with a GM. The OOC element was sort of a chain reaction. But anyhow, this post wasn't meant to get people to jump on any poo wagon, lmao.

If no one sees the absurd humor behind a conference with a GM debating about the proper usages of poop, then I'm sorry to have wasted all your time. But this was definitely one of my personal highlights in Gemstone.

Things like these makes me realize how much I miss Arrested Development.

Parkbandit
02-16-2007, 08:34 AM
I'm a long time fan of Andraste but I think she was perhaps having an off day that day to go at you for that in such an uncompromising manner.


She has more off days than on days. Like 20-1

Ilvane
02-16-2007, 09:23 AM
LOL, that seriously was much poo about nothing.

I mean, there are much worse things going on in game to watch. Eating poo is one of the least of them..

:shrug:

Angela

Tolwynn
02-16-2007, 10:05 AM
They were probably just trying to stop the next Penidiamond before they got started. I can't say I entirely blame them for that.

Methais
02-16-2007, 01:50 PM
Andraste says, "Rolton dung is fine. Someone smelling of rolton dung is fine."
s>
Andraste says, "Someone cooking food that tastes like rolton dung is fine."
s>"Yes we covered that. But would ya mind answering my question?
You ask, "Yes we covered that. But would ya mind answering my question?"
s>
Andraste says, "Smearing feces on you is not."

By that logic, if you go to Ocoma Vale and kick the pile of rolton dung and get shit all over you, you're breaking policy, since smearing feces on yourself isn't acceptable and all.

These GMs seriously need to pull the stick out of their fat asses. And to those bitching about the OOC bits... they wouldn't have taken place if Andraste just sat down and shut the fuck up instead of poking her nose looking for places to throw her weight around.

If nobody's reporting, then GMs poking their nose in things like this are doing nothing more than ruining the game experience for those involved. The only person in that log that was offended was Andraste it seems. The OP being or not being a douchebag is irrelevant. Everything seemed fine and dandy until Andraste stuck her nose in it and threw her weight around, as she's so notorious for doing.

Logs like these make me glad I sold out of this heterosexually-challenged soccer mom carebear game. I should reactivate and RP a tubgirl type character and see what Andraste thinks.


Though I do think it is an interesting thing that one can say someone smells LIKE rolton dung, but you can't actually RP actively manipulating it.

The ironic part is that a mechanic exists in the game to do exactly that....manipulate rolton shit and splatter it all over yourself. Then you smell like shit for a half hour or so.

Tilnam
02-16-2007, 06:18 PM
Wow. I had the sudden urge to play GS again today and was just lookin at various boards to see how the state of the game was. And i see this. Well it just convinced me NOT to reactivate my account. One cause Andraste is still a GM there and she is the biggest bitch I have ever seen.

All I see is a few people just having fun. I don't see anyone saying they were offended or anything. And Andraste comes butting in just invoking a conflict. I now remember all the GM favoritism that goes on in GS4.

Thank you for this post and saving me $15.

Stanley Burrell
02-16-2007, 08:34 PM
Geeze. The original poster didn't exactly have to bare things while gritting his teeth down to the root canal.


Wow. I had the sudden urge to play GS again today and was just lookin at various boards to see how the state of the game was. And i see this. Well it just convinced me NOT to reactivate my account. One cause Andraste is still a GM there and she is the biggest bitch I have ever seen.

All I see is a few people just having fun. I don't see anyone saying they were offended or anything. And Andraste comes butting in just invoking a conflict. I now remember all the GM favoritism that goes on in GS4.

Thank you for this post and saving me $15.

Oh c'mon. You are dissuaded from supposedly re-joining the GS community due to the sad absence of blindsided fecal intervening?

And seriously; chances are, as has been said in this thread, that there was a bunch of other shit, no pun intended, that flew around non-included to the first post. I'm fairly certain that most of the folks commenting on this particular GM's text-based warcrimes aren't even playing GS as is.

Methais
02-16-2007, 11:16 PM
Geeze. The original poster didn't exactly have to bare things while gritting his teeth down to the root canal.



Oh c'mon. You are dissuaded from supposedly re-joining the GS community due to the sad absence of blindsided fecal intervening?

And seriously; chances are, as has been said in this thread, that there was a bunch of other shit, no pun intended, that flew around non-included to the first post. I'm fairly certain that most of the folks commenting on this particular GM's text-based warcrimes aren't even playing GS as is.

And that doesn't change the fact that the log is classic Andraste. You can blame it on "there must have been other things he didn't include in the log", but I've had enough dealings with Andraste myself where she acted in the exact same manner in a situation where it was just a few of us having fun, nobody reporting, etc. and Andraste just decided to stick her nose in things and throw her weight around, and ultimately ruin any fun we were having.

That log fits the Andraste profile perfectly. Overall I like her, but I can't count how many times I've wanted a piano to fall on her when she walks outside. I did get to beat her ass in the Gladiator Games some years ago, so that's a decent consolation I suppose.

Oh btw, "Andraste" is a Celtic goddess. Throw that in her face next time she rolls up on the OOC wagon with her sand filled e-gina.

Tilnam
02-17-2007, 06:27 AM
Geeze. The original poster didn't exactly have to bare things while gritting his teeth down to the root canal.



Oh c'mon. You are dissuaded from supposedly re-joining the GS community due to the sad absence of blindsided fecal intervening?

And seriously; chances are, as has been said in this thread, that there was a bunch of other shit, no pun intended, that flew around non-included to the first post. I'm fairly certain that most of the folks commenting on this particular GM's text-based warcrimes aren't even playing GS as is.


I am dissuaded due to the fact that the GMs still act the same way. That was the main reason i quit in the first place. I would sit there and watch higher lvls do what they please, harass people with spells, kill people.. Then I was playing my rogue and i actually got a send from a GM, saying i had to stop pick pocketing because it was considered harassment... wtf? I was just silently pick pocketing, doing nothing disruptive.. I couldn't believe it.

I always felt that GMs intervened way too much in the game. They should just let it run and let people do what they please, unless someone really is offended. Maybe if they went at the approach of actually talking to people instead of just being dicks saying read policy bye, they might have more players. Unless someone is ruining the enjoyment of the game for another, they should just butt out.

So yeah, a nice reminder about how GMs behave in GS is all i needed i guess.

GS4RHIVER
02-17-2007, 08:16 AM
And seriously; chances are, as has been said in this thread, that there was a bunch of other shit, no pun intended, that flew around non-included to the first post.

Hrmm sorry, the only thing I've left out (edited) were a short segment of Terrachon asking for an audience, and when Andraste came back after I read the policy (We debated on the policy, which was more effect rather than cause and it was dreadfully boring) Other than that, the log remains intact. Like I said before, this isn't meant to incriminate all GMs or a specific GM. I just thought this was hilarious. I can not control what other posters say but I can clarify my own stance behind posting this. So with that, happy Lunar new year to all.

TheEschaton
02-17-2007, 09:14 AM
Well then, I disagree with your sense of humor. It's pedantic at best.

Nieninque
02-17-2007, 09:26 AM
Hrmm sorry, the only thing I've left out (edited) were a short segment of Terrachon asking for an audience, and when Andraste came back after I read the policy (We debated on the policy, which was more effect rather than cause and it was dreadfully boring)

It was all boring.