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Kia
02-15-2007, 09:27 AM
http://www.mnsun.com/articles/2007/02/15/news/fw15ninja.txt

A man armed with a sword and dressed as a ninja attempted to rob the Richfield Lunds Market Jan. 27 but left empty-handed.

Witnesses told police they thought the masked man in black, who entered Lunds, 6228 Penn Ave. S., was joking at first, said Lt. Todd Sandell of the Richfield Police Department.

That is until he unsheathed a 3-foot katana, or Japanese sword, waved it at a cashier and demanded money, according to police reports.


The cashier told the ninja that she couldn't get the register open because she was "in the middle of ringing someone up," police said. Flustered, the man uttered a profanity, turned around and left the store.

No one was injured.

Cloaked in skin-tight black clothes and a mask that revealed only his blue eyes, the would-be robber appeared to be between 20 to 30 years old, 5 feet, 6 inches tall and 150 pounds, witnesses said.

Police haven't been able to locate the man, but are pursuing leads provided by multiple witnesses, Sandell said.

Anyone with information about the incident is encouraged to call Richfield Police at 612-861-9800.- Compiled by Steven Pease



Kia

Skeeter
02-15-2007, 10:02 AM
did bob take a road trip?

Keller
02-15-2007, 11:41 AM
This thread would have been much funnier if the title was,

"There are ninjas in Minnesota, help."

Drew2
02-15-2007, 01:36 PM
5'6" 150lbs ???

That's a cheerleader. Punch him in the fucking face.

Stanley Burrell
02-15-2007, 05:45 PM
5'6" 150lbs ???

That's a cheerleader. Punch him in the fucking face.

That might work if it weren't for the fact that this guy is the legendary Minnesotan Ninja of The Cornbread Hayabusa Clan.

Obviously this demi-God prompted the ensuing manhunt in order to draw his foes near and obtain an even larger stash of katana-severed heads.

I wonder if he spoke Japanese with Minnesotan accent. That would fucking RULE.

K, done.

Skeeter
02-15-2007, 05:54 PM
I'm definately not punching a ninja in the face no matter what his size is.

mgoddess
02-15-2007, 05:59 PM
That might work if it weren't for the fact that this guy is the legendary Minnesotan Ninja of The Cornbread Hayabusa Clan.

Obviously this demi-God prompted the ensuing manhunt in order to draw his foes near and obtain an even larger stash of katana-severed heads.

I wonder if he spoke Japanese with Minnesotan accent. That would fucking RULE.

K, done.

:rofl:

Dude, I just got the whole computer lab staring at me for obnoxiously laughing loud...