Legend Boom Boom

[Edaarin]

Heh...well, at first I was going to refrain from airing this publicly, but after receiving this thought for a relatively light comment, I figured, screw it. Prepare for a long post.

[Private (Haashek - subdued)]: "warn harassment" (in response to my making fun of him on the amunet, two comments MAYBE. Hopefully he actually does retire).

I took the time to go to Darkstone and fog Haashek out of stone sentinels after he died. Never received a thank you or anything, he even complains that I left his boxes on the ground.

Anyway, here's the log, edited for unnecessary movement and such.
I didn't start logging till right after the fog, as that's when he started complaining and I thought some of my friends might get a kick out of it. Log starts after he bitches about leaving his boxes behind.

>You say, "You're safe now, not a time to be complaining."
>l
[Courtyard]
A garden holds a natural spring of crystal clear water. Also a gate blocks the entrance to the monastery. You also see some woth flower, some manna bread, some torban leaf, a simple maoral chest with some stuff on it, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, a polished marble bench with some stuff on it, a large fel tree and a statue of a woman carrying a staff of crystal in her left hand and a set of crystalline keys in her right, facing the other of a young man kneeling, bedecked in battle-worn black chain armor.
Also here: Ltarian, the body of Great Lord Haashek (prone), Guenhafyr, Pasev (sitting), Pyrno (sitting), Selvan, Jaedn (sitting), Lord Seidel (sitting), Luxian
Obvious paths: west
>Ltarian asks, "Could i please have some healing?"
> * Laleia just bit the dust!
>Jaedn warmly asks, "Want me to clean ye up?"
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "no but I can't make any F* coin because the Gods give warriors crap for defense"
>l haash
You see Great Lord Haashek Nedved the Battlerager.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He appears to be old and very tall. He has piercing violet eyes and tanned skin. He has very long, glossy black hair. He has a broad face, a straight nose and a neatly-trimmed beard.
He appears to be DEAD!
He has minor bruises on his neck, a fractured and bleeding left arm, some minor cuts and bruises on his right leg, a fractured and bleeding left leg, deep gashes and serious bleeding from his chest, deep lacerations across his back, and minor bruises about the head.
He has old battle scars on his left leg.
He is bleeding slightly from the left arm, profusely from the chest, and from the left leg.
He is holding a dark rolaren falchion in his right hand and a blood red shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a small golden Paupers pin, some enameled vultite full plate, a dark purple rose, a tiny emerald shamrock charm, an alexandrite studded iron torc, a royal purple greatcloak, a Warrior Guild member pin, an elegant silver armband, some supple royal purple gloves fastened at the wrists with waraxe-shaped clasps, a single pink rosebud boutonniere, a butterfly charm, a royal purple silk sash, a small violet, a burlap sack, a brilliant purple opal clasp, a deep purple violet, a soft violet belt, a large sack, a delicate rose, a carved jade butterfly stickpin, a corruscated snakeskin satchel, a pearl-thorned ruby rose, an elegant bronze headband, an ogre hide belt pouch, some slouched cobra skin boots, a dark purple bowtie, a white rose boutonniere, a gold wedding band with a large emerald surrounded by small diamonds, a silver heart-shaped locket, a wight skin ankle sheath, a braided mithril armband, a jade inlaid silver armband, some fitted royal purple trousers, a small silver holly charm, a sapphire glaesine orb, a long-stemmed purple rose, a crystal amulet, some delicate gold and ivory earrings, and a gold ring.
>stare
You stare at nothing in particular.
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "Im in Defense and die"
>'Edaarin got shot in the neck by an exploding circle, it happens.
>shrug
You say, "Edaarin got shot in the neck by an exploding circle, it happens."
You shrug.
>'Nothing you can do about it.
You say, "Nothing you can do about it."
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "exactly why Im retiring "
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "it's pure BS"
You've learned enough to advance to your next level. Go visit one of the Inns in Elanthia and check in at the desk.
>Jaedn rubs Haashek.
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "casters have far the better defense than warriors "
>Guenhafyr whispers, "he has been unhappy for months...."
>'What's your point? We don't have redux.
You say, "What's your point? We don't have redux."
>'I die from scratches.
You say, "I die from scratches."
>Pyrno nods to you.
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "redux is way over rated"
>'It's not. Edaarin hardly ever dies unless it's from an exploding circle.
You say, "It's not. Edaarin hardly ever dies unless it's from an exploding circle."
>'And he's a rogue of a lesser train than you.
You say, "And he's a rogue of a lesser train than you."
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "they have reduced our redux "
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "exactly rogues have the best of both worlds as do bards"
>gaz up
>Guenhafyr says, "well, let us not quibble.... the poor fella is dead, which tends to get one upset"
>Guenhafyr asks, "want to get up, Haashek?"
>Guenhafyr says, "ye will need a bit of healing of course"
>Guenhafyr says, "hmmm"
>Haashek just left.
>Jaedn's right hand looks better.
>shak hea
>You shake your head.
>Haashek just arrived.
>Pasev asks, "er, so Haashek didn't want to be raised?"
Darra says, "He here now"
>Guenhafyr says, "dunno....."
>Darra says, "Raise em"
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "ok sure now make fun & gossip about me"
>Darra rubs Haashek.
>Pasev rubs Haashek.
>Darra says, "Someone raise em."
>Guenhafyr says, "we do no such thing"
>Guenhafyr says, "he bleeding"
>Jaedn warmly asks, "Want me to heal yeh up Haashek?"
>Pasev says, "yer body got lost for a minute"
>Guenhafyr says, "canna tend that chest wound"
>Darra asks, "Youch ya got nailed haashek. What got ya one of them shimmering circles?"
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "please so I can die again hell I have every dam spell & in defense yet I die not from stoning but from a critter younger than me casting.. that is so screwed up"
>whisper darra don't get him started...please...
You quietly whisper to Darra, "don't get him started...please..."
>Jorddyn asks, "Might there be someone I could bother for blues?"
>Jaedn meditates over Haashek.
Jaedn takes Haashek's neck damage.
>Guenhafyr says, "Haashek, Sents still kill me...."
>Jaedn meditates over Haashek.
Jaedn takes Haashek's left arm damage.
>You peer quizzically at Jorddyn.
>Jaedn meditates over Haashek.
Jaedn takes Haashek's right leg damage.
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek ask, "from casting?"
>Guenhafyr says, "they just bad news"
>Jaedn meditates over Haashek.
Jaedn takes Haashek's back damage.
>Jaedn meditates over Haashek.
Jaedn takes Haashek's head damage.
>Bweler takes a drink from his rich dwarven ale.
>Guenhafyr says, "from stones"
>Nicodeme just arrived.
>Jaedn meditates over Haashek.
Jaedn takes some of Haashek's blood loss.
>Darra says, "Me too thats why I hardly ever go down there. From stones. Same for Illokes."
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "Im talking about them casting a spell "
>Nicodeme says, "Yeah, life can be rough..."
>Jaedn meditates over Haashek.
Jaedn takes some of Haashek's blood loss.
>Guenhafyr says, "not sure what spells they cast..."
Nicodeme says, "Hey baby.."
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "shut up ass"
>Nicodeme winks at Jorddyn.
>Guenhafyr raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>frown haash
>You frown at Haashek.
>Darra frowns.
>Guenhafyr gestures at Haashek.
A silvery translucent thread extends from Guenhafyr encompassing Haashek's corpse.
>'No call to be uncivil.
>You say, "No call to be uncivil."
>Jaedn meditates over Haashek.
Jaedn takes some of Haashek's blood loss.
>Bweler stretches.
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "and no call to be cynical either"
>Nicodeme says, "Shut up ass.. For you, that's a rather clever comeback."
>Nicodeme nods to Haashek.
Guenhafyr raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>Guenhafyr gestures at Haashek.
Guenhafyr suddenly looks very drained.

A bolt of soft white light streaks down from the sky bathing Haashek in it.
>
A brilliant glow forms around Haashek, lingers for a moment, and finally fades. Haashek awakens looking somewhat confused and seriously drained.
Haashek's body suddenly grows darker.
>Darra says, "nicodeme knock it off."
>Bweler exclaims, "Thats what I said!"
Jaedn meditates over Haashek.
Jaedn takes all of Haashek's blood loss.
>Bweler whistles tunelessly to himself.
>Nicodeme raises an eyebrow in Darra's direction.
>Nicodeme asks, "PArdon me?"
>Pasev offers Haashek a ruby amulet.
>Darra says, "Yep yer pardoned this time."
>Jorddyn says, "I'll be in vruul should I croak."
You see Pasev the Bardess.
She appears to be a Human.
She appears to be very young and taller than average. She has bright jade green eyes and golden brown skin. She has chin length, straight golden brown hair with lighter streaks. She has a heart-shaped face, a freckled nose and deep laugh lines.
She has old battle scars on her left leg.
She is holding a coral and pink dreamstone medallion in her right hand and a ruby amulet in her left hand.
She is wearing a reinforced eog shield, a double heart opal ring, an elegant white sunstone talisman, a belt pouch, a leather sheath, a heavy backpack, a crystal amulet, some double leather, and a maernstrike diamond wristlet.
>Darra grins.
>Nicodeme smirks.
>l
>[Courtyard]
A garden holds a natural spring of crystal clear water. Also a gate blocks the entrance to the monastery. You also see some woth flower, some manna bread, some torban leaf, a simple maoral chest with some stuff on it, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, a polished marble bench with some stuff on it, a large fel tree and a statue of a woman carrying a staff of crystal in her left hand and a set of crystalline keys in her right, facing the other of a young man kneeling, bedecked in battle-worn black chain armor.
Also here: Nicodeme, Bweler, Lady Jorddyn, Great Lord Haashek (prone), Eravior (sitting), Darra, Guenhafyr, Pasev (sitting), Pyrno (sitting), Selvan, Jaedn (kneeling), Lord Seidel (sitting), Luxian
Obvious paths: west
Jorddyn whispers, "Thank you again"
>Quaroath went through a large steel gate.
>Haashek slings a blood red shield over his shoulder.
>nod jord
>Guenhafyr says, "ah me; such contentiousness...."
Guenhafyr sighs.
>Haashek accepts Pasev's ruby amulet.
Nicodeme says, "You're lucky I like you.."
>Pasev offers Haashek a coral and pink dreamstone medallion.
>Nicodeme tickles Darra.
>Darra grins.
>Haashek asks, "fully charged?"
>Haashek hangs a ruby amulet around his neck.
>Guenhafyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>Haashek accepts Pasev's pink dreamstone medallion.
>Guenhafyr gestures at Haashek.
A light blue glow surrounds Haashek.
>Haashek nods.
Guenhafyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>Guenhafyr gestures at Haashek.
A light blue glow surrounds Haashek.
>Haashek put a coral and pink dreamstone medallion in his purple greatcloak.
>Guenhafyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>Nicodeme says, "I don't let many people trifle with me without saying something back.."
Haashek slings a blood red shield off from over his shoulder.
Guenhafyr gestures at Haashek.
A light blue glow surrounds Haashek.
>Nicodeme leans on Darra.
>Haashek stands up.
>Guenhafyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>Guenhafyr gestures at Haashek.
A deep blue glow surrounds Haashek.
>Guenhafyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>Guenhafyr gestures at Haashek.
A deep blue glow surrounds Haashek.
>Guenhafyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>Haashek says, "well mouth next time I see you stunned in darkstone I will flat out kill you"
>Pasev asks, "isn't a trifle a dessert?"
>Guenhafyr gestures at Haashek.
>Nicodeme laughs!
>Guenhafyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>Guenhafyr gestures at Haashek.
Haashek suddenly looks more powerful.
>Jaedn licks a brilliant fire opal medallion.
>Haashek says, "go ahead & laugh lil puke"
>Nicodeme says, "I wish you would. I'd enjoy being the cause of your banishment."
>Haashek says, "it WILL happen"
>Haashek says, "I dont think so"
>Nicodeme says, "I'd help you pack."
>Nicodeme winks at Haashek.
>Darra says, "Goo grief."
>'This is hardly the place for this.
Fylana asks, "would anyone be able to bless my weapon please?"
Guenhafyr gazes up into the heavens.
You say, "This is hardly the place for this."
Guenhafyr mutters testosterone.
>Nicodeme waves a hand at Haashek, dismissing him indifferently.
>Darra says, "Blessing for Fylana! Pass that weapon"
>Fylana offers Darra a heavy glacier pick.
Nicodeme says, "Well, we'll all miss you."
>Nicodeme smirks.
>Haashek says, "thanks Guen"
>Darra says, "Ahhh ok they got it."
>Fylana says, "thank you"
Guenhafyr says, "welcome Haas"
>Guenhafyr gestures at Fylana.
A brilliant shower of sparks bursts from Fylana's glacier pick, but it quickly returns to normal.
>You see a white blur form near you, which quickly fades into Citan's group.
'Beat you.
>You say, "Beat you."
>nudg guen
You elbow Guenhafyr in the ribs in a playful sort of way.
>Haashek says, "Jaedn thanks for healin me.. "
>Nicodeme says, "We'll have to find another incredibly insecure child to constantly announce their accomplishments to anyone who'll listen.."
>Guenhafyr bites you! Of all the nerve!
>Nicodeme starts chortling.
>Haashek hauls off and slaps Nicodeme up'side his head!
>Haashek says, "that's enough"
Nicodeme chuckles.
>Nicodeme says, "Is it now..."
>Nicodeme smirks.
Nicodeme says, "You're not very intimidating, son.."
>Nicodeme leans softly against Haashek.
>Jaedn warmly says, "Just hope ye feel better"
>Guenhafyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>Jaedn smiles at Haashek.
>Guenhafyr gestures into the air.
Guenhafyr momentarily gets a faroff look in her eyes, and then returns to normal.
>Pasev begins a musical chant...
>Guenhafyr traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
>Guenhafyr gestures into the air.
A silvery fog coalesces around Guenhafyr, obscuring her form. When the fog dissipates, Guenhafyr is gone.
>Great Lord Haashek went through a large steel gate.
>Nicodeme chuckles.
>Pasev removes a pink spinel from in her heavy backpack.
>

So there you have it. Seriously bud, hurry up and retire. Or lighten up. I'll admit I'm a little biased, because I think Legend Boom Boom is the most retarded nick name I've ever heard, especially for someone who whines so damn much.

[Xcalibur]

hehehe man
i've been pissed in sentinels too, way too much even
worse that happened was like that

a stone sentinel attacks you
missed

hide
ambu sent head

while i'm typing search sentinel, a fresh new one come, i touch it, i freeze, and it kills me

stupid gs

stupid me

[Scott]

Some people don't know how to hunt. Honestly, the guy wears every spell and still died from Phantasma's. I'm sorry, a warrior dying in phants with every spell, either didn't train right, or has no concept of playing a warrior, which it is in this case.

[Skaster]

Haashek just plain sucks as a character. He would offer 5k for a full spirit spellup including 4 hours of WOF, get every single elemental spell + mobility and STILL get his ass kicked in sents. Mind you, he's about 9 levels above them. Oh yeah, I did a gld rank command on him the other day.. and he has like 20 ranks alltogether, and he was working on tricks when I saw him.

He expects just to go stance offense and swing swing swing at anything and it dies and he gets coins. He's a dumbass, plain and simple.

[FishSticks]

Yeah, good point. Personally, if I didnt master warcries and have 20 tackle ranks, especially warcries, I would be dead in no time. Warcries is my lifeline really. That and my shield, I use my shield to reflect bolts. I hunt figs. I dont use strength much anymore either. Just smiting, striking, sword, deflection, dissipation, defending, and warding.

Have my claidh in my right hand, shield in my left hand before I go into the danger. Once I head in, I warcry them, and blast 'em.

Just have to use yer witts.

[Scott]

Originally posted by FishSticks
Yeah, good point. Personally, if I didnt master warcries and have 20 tackle ranks, especially warcries, I would be dead in no time. Warcries is my lifeline really. That and my shield, I use my shield to reflect bolts. I hunt figs. I dont use strength much anymore either. Just smiting, striking, sword, deflection, dissipation, defending, and warding.

Have my claidh in my right hand, shield in my left hand before I go into the danger. Once I head in, I warcry them, and blast 'em.

Just have to use yer witts.

Coming from you who NEEDED spells to hunt, I wouldn't reply to the post.

First off, you don't need guild either at that level. Just pick your fights, one at a time, stance dance. I got a little warrior that runs around in sents and he gets hit all the time, but that wonderful thing redux keeps him alive easy. Haashek doesn't even hunt sents, he hunts banshee's which are just about the easiest thing in the game to hunt at that level. 240 DS, a claw that AT MOST should do 15 damage total to a warrior at that train with a banshee's AS. I'm sorry but when you have such easy things as banshee's in an area, you got to toss in "the equalizer." If I ever hunted an area and had 0 chance to die, I would be bored out of my mind. Haashek wore brig until like 52 trains, he is a complete moron when it comes to warriors and has no idea how to play one. He probably has crappy redux due to not training in armor fully among other things. When you train like a idiot, you deserve to be smacked around, especially when you run around in offensive and don't stance dance....

[Taernath]

Haashek also wears brigandine 'because it costs too much to get better armor'. The warrior forum where he said that ranks up there for me as one of the funniest GS moments ever. I could almost feel Stealth's embarrassment when he was replying to his questions.

There are very few people in GS I have a true disliking for, but Haashek is just so annoying in every way imaginable.

[Parkbandit]

We simply need to keep picking on him... he's at the edge of 'retiring'.. maybe we can push him over.

It's probably just wishful thinking on my part...

[Edaarin]

that's what he said, it was no secret he was retiring. sadly, i'm fairly sure he's bullshitting, as i heard he was planning on moving to EN, where he will bitch that people aren't as free with spells as he had thought. unfortunately i'm heading there in a few days myself, hopefully he'll change his mind.

[Parkbandit]

It's kind of funny.. I actually thought he was a sorcerer. Maybe it was his constant begging for spells.

I am never more amused by characters that consider themselves 'legends' when no one else does.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by FishSticks
I dont use strength much anymore either.

Just have to use yer witts.

I haven't spent a night in the landing when I haven't heard you asking for strength or thinking on the amulet for it...

And the second part......right.

-----------------------------------------------------

I remember Haashek saying something about retiring once, but I haven't heard him mention it or moving to EN lately.

[Neildo]

>>>>while i'm typing search sentinel, a fresh new one come, i touch it, i freeze, and it kills me<<<<

One simple attack macro/script that will increase your chance of living by a lot.

attack second sentinel\r attack first sentinel\r

This makes it so if fighting one sent, you still swing at it and then if another walks in, you target the second one that you were previously fighting. This is a must for areas that swarm a lot but helps even more in areas such as sents where you freeze by touching them and such.


>>>>Haashek also wears brigandine 'because it costs too much to get better armor'. The warrior forum where he said that ranks up there for me as one of the funniest GS moments ever. I could almost feel Stealth's embarrassment when he was replying to his questions.<<<<

Yeah, what a moron. Regular hauberk is better than FGB (except manuever attacks due to padding) if he's so worried about the price. Heck, just go grab some even NEGATIVE enchant plate and it's way better than FGB. Save yourself a good 7-8 million coins or whatever ungodly, ridiculous amount it's going for these days.

- N

[Black Jesus]

[SEND] Jesus: who cares

[Warriorbird]

I mean, damn. If you think about it....Warclaidhm got a clue about hunting sooner than Haashek did. That's pretty pathetic.

He's now posting whining about how hard the guild is when you start it after you're already a "legend".

[Soulpieced]

I posted this in the Klaive thread, but Haashek sucks.

Haashek [subdued]: "Looking for a warcry lesson in the Warrior Guild Please"
Haashek [subdued]: "Looking for a warcry lesson in the Warrior Guild Please"
Dimbat [subdued]: "lookin to buy a 5-6x shield...ttm please"
Haashek [subdued]: "Looking for a warcry lesson in the Warrior Guild Please"
You [subdued]: "We heard you the first three times"
Haashek [subdued]: "Looking for a warcry lesson in the Warrior Guild Please"

[Bobmuhthol]

You're so mean, Soulpieced!!

[Soulpieced]

Llara [subdued]: "sure would be nice if someone would cast some guards and blurs in the park"
Amalfya [subdued]: "sure would be nice if people weren't spell dependent tank slaves."
Llara [subdued]: "sure would be nice if we were all warriors and didnt need spells, too, but the point is the lands have diversity, and tolerance would be nice too"
Dimbat [subdued]: "warriors dont need spells? Not sure what creatures you're fighting"
Jaernal [subdued]: "I think the Mandis Crystal is the best thing that ever happened to this burg."
You [subdued]: "Warriors definitely don't need spells"
Llara [subdued]: "magic and its use is an integral part of the fabric of the lands, and sharing magic with others is part of building communities and forging partnerships and strength"
Dimbat [subdued]: "In stance off without spells my DS is like 93...at train 18"
Nakiro [subdued]: "Its also a good way to make money."
You [subdued]: "Unless you hunt like Haashek, in which case no amount of spells could make you a halfway decent hunter anyway."

[Weedmage Princess]

A side note; have you ever seen such horribly hacked versions of a name in your life? Jorddyn, Jaedn, Guenhafyr...holy crap..give it up already. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

[Edited on 6-29-2003 by Weedmage Princess]

[Xcalibur]

Geneveve, that gotta hurt any pair of eyes

[Soulpieced]

Haashek [subdued]: "Looking for a private picker that can open TK and Banshees ttm please thank you"
Haashek [subdued]: "Hey Jaelus teach Wolenthor some manners in east tower the child doesnt know the word polite"
Haashek [subdued]: "I asked politely you could of said no one here can.. how hard is that?"
Wolenthor [subdued]: "it was a joke. does everything have to be done by the book with you?"
Haashek [subdued]: "that was rude "
Haashek [subdued]: "thanks for the inquiries folks I has a polite picker"
You [subdued]: "You has a polite picker?"
Wolenthor [subdued]: "it's always rude when it's you it happens to."
[Private (Wolenthor - subdued)]: "he brought in troll king boxes, which no one at the time in the tower could do, so i "politely" pointed him to the wastebasket."
You [subdued]: "Since when is it rude for someone to indicate for you to throw your boxes in the trash if there isn't anyone old enough to pick them?"
You [subdued]: "Sounds rather civil to me..."

[Soulpieced]

On a side note, I don't think any spelling or grammatical error (except for perhaps agian) that pisses me off more than could of or would of. It's could've or would've, adding HAVE, not of. Flipping idiots.

[Edaarin]

Heh...heard he was talking pretty big last night when the morphs came, about how he was the only old person around and he should protect the town...too bad I was out, otherwise I woulda made a snide comment about seeing a Haashek morph begging a Chazym morph for spells.

[Vesi]

Once, when I used to hunt Anwyn, he used symbol of need and he was lying down. He yelled at me for not finding him and helping him. He never died! I didn't even know the guy. What was I supposed to do? Oh no! He's lying down! Anyway, my one and only memorable occurrence and the sad thing is I still remember him for it.

Vesi

[Soulpieced]

Great Lord Haashek arrives at your table.
>twit
You feel that nervous twitch starting up again.
>
Haashek casts you a stern warning glance.
>whi group Spoke too soon
You whisper, "Spoke too soon" to your group.
>
Great Lord Haashek just went out.

[Soulpieced]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Haashek

Originally posted by Soulpieced
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Haashek

Heh the best part was the "Source". A oxford english professor.

[Skaster]

Haashek recites:

"It's Time To Get Stoned... Again !"

...........

[Soulpieced]

Did he say that in the park?

[Soulpieced]

Haashek [subdued]: "I will have another Legend Boom Boom locker sale soon"

[Skaster]

No, he said it at Voln with about 20 people there, after he died from stone giants again.

>cast
You gesture.
You concentrate on projecting the illusion of a violent quake.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
Thaxius just arrived.
>
Thaxius just went north.
>s
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see the Haashek disk, a heavy quartz orb, a heavy quartz orb, a keg of ale, some basal moss, some ambrominas leaf, some basal moss, a handaxe, a wooden shield, a bundle of heavy crossbow shafts, a wooden shield and a rose-marrow potion.
Also here: Maimara who is lying down, Eredhen who is lying down, Syda who is kneeling, Great Lord Haashek who is lying down, Kirik who is sitting, Lord Khafre who is lying down, Rockshul who is lying down, Dalano who is lying down, Akiren who is sitting, Krystalize who is lying down, Jadiss, Bennjamin who is sitting, Lord Transfusion who is lying down, Fangella who is lying down, Aglaia who is lying down, Lady Mikhyzabela who is sitting, Yazmin who is sitting, Svendrek who is lying down, Moxxa who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, south, west
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Haashek says, "Omfg"
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[Scott]

Maybe there should be a club to piss Haashek off enough to quit.

[Edaarin]

I nominate myself president, Soulpieced can be vice.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Haashek

LOL... not that there's anything wrong with Haasheks mind you.

[Soulpieced]

Haashek says, "Omfg"

ROFL, should have reported him for masked vulgarity.

[Xcalibur]

[Voln : Haashek] Good Evening Huge Hugs to me Kids Grandkids Great Grandkids and da rest of me family & friends

talk about a huge family... wonder if he has all the support of them

[Warriorbird]

What gets me most is his constant exclamations that warriors cannot survive without spells. Then he wears crappy armor...then he complains about the guild, so stops...(due to starting at post 50th) then when he finally gets spells?

He dies.

[Trinitis]

Heh, I get really sick of that excuse sometimes..people always asking for spells because they *Need* them to hunt. Thats a bunch of crock..cause my warrior hunted spell-less.

-Adredrin

[Parkbandit]

I personally would be embarrassed to be a warrior nowadays.

Who do you have.. Vif, Warclaidhm and Haashek? Esh.

And why is it all these giant warrior guys come begging for spells calling them "Massies, silveries and bluries?" If I have to make fun of one more 'mighty' giantman warriors talking like a child.. I think I'll macro it.

[Warriorbird]

Gets better when you leave the Landing...

though...I think I'd trade the Rogues all three for Candor.

[Edaarin]

Well, to be fair, Candor tries his damndest to be an annoying little prick. That should count for something.

Someone IM'd me this, I got a kick out of it. Anyone know what caused this?

Ylandra [subdued]: "I hereby declare that I am no longer Haashek's daughter. I renounce any relationship to him, and regret ever having been his daughter."

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Well, to be fair, Candor tries his damndest to be an annoying little prick. That should count for something.

Someone IM'd me this, I got a kick out of it. Anyone know what caused this?

Ylandra [subdued]: "I hereby declare that I am no longer Haashek's daughter. I renounce any relationship to him, and regret ever having been his daughter."

Maybe the severe brain damage was healed?

Whatever it is.. I'm glad she finally woke up.

[Soulpieced]

Renouncing a relationship with somebody that doesn't really exist. I always thought the whole adoption garbage that goes on in game is ridiculous and flat out doesn't make sense.

[Bobmuhthol]

"I DISOWNED MY DADDY!" Just seeing the name Ylandra reminds me of some woman saying, "Don't mind him, that's just my baby daddy!"

[Soulpieced]

Haashek [subdued]: "Funny someone mouths me about not having respect for sorcerors when my father whom I love dearly is a High Lord Sorceror"

[Scott]

I just wanted to beat SP to posting this.... Cause I'm a super person and all!

You hear the subdued thoughts of Haashek echo in your mind:
"I want to say congrats to my super grandson on becoming a Warrior Guild Master"

[Edaarin]

Someone explain to me how Was 'adopted' an idiot like Haashek?

[Scott]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Someone explain to me how Was 'adopted' an idiot like Haashek?

It should be more of, why hasn't Was disowned him yet.... or like deeded him for giving his family a bad name.

[Chyrain]

I'm starting to get jealous of all the attention Haashek is receiving here.

Someone talk about me already. :grin:

[Edited on 7-8-2003 by Chyrain]

Originally posted by Chyrain
I'm starting to get jealous of all the attention Haashek is receiving here.

Someone talk about me already. :grin:

[Edited on 7-8-2003 by Chyrain]

Come sit over here with me in the washed up antagonists room. We'll have a drink and talk about the good old days.

- --[ Klaive ]-- -

[Chyrain]

oh that's the problem...I don't antagonize people.

oh buttered balls on a bun...Who wants to volunteer to get picked on? I need to show these girls how it's done...hell, I need to show these guys how it's done.

[Edaarin]

Heh, I would if I knew who the hell you were...

[Soulpieced]

Someone explain to me how Was 'adopted' an idiot like Haashek?

.

He didn't. His old wife, Maeghlin, I guess "adopted" him a few years back. I have heard Was call him an idiot, as I have known him for a long time and recently jabbed at him about being related to Haashek. So in other words, Was really could care less, and he was adopted by his now left the lands ex-in-game wife.

[Chyrain]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Heh, I would if I knew who the hell you were...

Well, I'm Chyrain of course.

I'm sorry I'm not as popular as the rest of the folk bashed here. I don't tend to bounce on a lot of guy's laps or sell a lot of crap on the net. Just get to know me, I'm sure there's something you can bitch about. :D

[Scott]

[i]Well, I'm Chyrain of course.

I'm sorry I'm not as popular as the rest of the folk bashed here. I don't tend to bounce on a lot of guy's laps or sell a lot of crap on the net. Just get to know me, I'm sure there's something you can bitch about. :D

Yeah, I don't like your name. DIE! :P

[Ardwen]

So here I am reading the boards here and this happens in the game

Great Lord Haashek just arrived.
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Haashek is informing you that he considers your character's current behavior to be harassment.

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Kimmurial waves to Haashek.
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Haashek waves to Kimmurial.
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Great Lord Haashek just went south.

So I guess my shadow harrassed his boot or something

[Edaarin]

A week or so ago he warned me over the thought net, and then in TK's he cast a sterning glance over at me. And then he got killed by a circle. Walked by his corpse happy as I could be.

[Warriorbird]

Priceless. He uses the Voln net for his inspid chatter constantly, yet tells my younggun not to use it to talk about a Jantalar invasion because it is not appropriate to Voln. Then he tells me, when, in a very in character way, my younggun is like, "But we are in grave danger!" that I am harassing him.

[Parkbandit]

I find no redeeming qualities in the character of Haashek. And because he is OOC most of the time, that goes double for the player. He obviously has very few social skills.

And Ardwen.. I still can't believe your character annoys both him and Warclaidhm more than my character. He is SO more annoying than Ardwen it's not even a contest.

Dammit.

[AnticorRifling]

I just know I'm going to get laughed at for this, heck I already do.

Three years ago Haashek was the first older character to ever take the time to show me anything. New to the game as I was then I thought it was great and when he offered to "adopt" me I figured sure sounds like a good thing. So yeah in the game Haashek is Anticor's surrogate dad I guess. Basically what I've come to learn is this. His heart's in the right place but he's not the quickest person around, he gets very passionate and closed minded about issues he feels strongly about. He doesn't see the other side of the story easily and he doesn't take critiques very well but like I said I think his hearts in the right place.

I agree with most of you he doesn't know what it means to be a warrior he knows how to do it in the manner he's always done it. Will I disown him? Not til given a good enough reason in the game like I said he was the first one to show me true kindness by showing me alot of things about the game and alot of the "family" did the same.

Before you get a chance to reply.....

Edaarin I'll kill you for laughing too hard :cool:

[Taernath]

Anticore! NOOOOooooooooooooo!

[Edaarin]

Edaarin just bit the dust!

Edaarin drops dead at your feet!

You were right, I laughed too hard.

[Parkbandit]

Hey Anticor..

Who's your daddy?


Too funny. Anyways.. when I hear him saying "Legend Boom Boom"... all I can think of is a little baby saying they did a boom boom in their pants.

[Edaarin]

Haashek [subdued]: "can I get a locate on my super mighty dad High Lord Was?"

[Soulpieced]

He gets dumber every day.

[Weedmage Princess]

I hearby christen Anticor "Lil Boom Boom"
*hides*

[Bobmuhthol]

You're mean, Soulpieced.

Keep it up, guys. Only good can come out of making fun of Haashek.

[Whatever]

I really don't know Haashek in the game with any of my characters; mostly I know what an idiot he can be, and I try to avoid getting involved in any of the crap that he gets himself into.

I just will never forget one night on the amulet, he tried so very hard to get into a battle of wits with one of my wittier characters, and it was simply pitiful.

He was begging for spells on the black channel, as he usually is, and was offering something like 5k for 4 hours of WoF.

Now, you know, this particular character of mine is not young by any means, and it takes a considerable amount of effort (and mana) for her to get four hours of WoF. So I mentioned to him that perhaps he might get more takers if he were to offer a bit more incentive.

You'd think I insulted his mother, the way he jumped down my throat immediately. I mean, my character can be very rude, but had not made her comment with any sort of emotion. It was just.. well.. a statement of fact. I still think 5k for 4 hours of WoF is cheap as hell.

I enjoyed picking him apart in the ensuing argument. What can I say, I have an evil streak, and it was so fun watching him make an ass of himself. Just him against me, with the net audience laughing.

I should maybe feel a little bad about it, the whole verbal spar was like a black belt wiping the floor with a white belt. :smilegrin:

[Edaarin]

Haashek [subdued]: "Repetitive locates can be considered a form of harassment I ask it stopped please"
Mytmo [subdued]: "Warn em all Haashek!"
Kylinarr [subdued]: "but it's so much fun to locate ya!"
Sintik [subdued]: "I wish repetitive thoughts about spell ups was......"
Arkans [subdued]: "You go get them Haashek. Legendary Boom Boom strikes fear into everyone's heart.. Too bad sarcasm is lost in thought!"
Kylinarr [subdued]: "oh yeah...well i was hoping for 6 or 7 hours of walls...so can ya?"

A minute later...

Haashek [subdued]: "Looking for a wizard and spirit spellup ttm please thank you"

I guess too many people were picking on him for him to warn them all. I wish someone had spelled him up so he could walk outside...and then immediately have all the spells melt.

Bisco [subdued]: "Biscuitsplat"
Haashek [subdued]: "Not Burnt Biscuit?"
Bisco [subdued]: "Thas harrasment!"

Haashek [subdued]: "It is? heh well I know why I dont have a morph dey cant make it ugly enough"
Arkans [subdued]: "You don't have a morph because it would be pointless for a morph to demand spells all the time."

[Edited on 7-18-2003 by Edaarin]

[Betheny]

Haashek always blessed weapons for my empath when he was little.

And then one time he got all pissy because she wouldn't give him four hours of blues. (I think she was ten, and had maybe 3 ranks of mana share.)

I started hunting thraks and mants at night, after that.

[Skaster]

Oh, come on. Doesn't ANYONE here feel a bit of remorse for their terrible actions against Haashek?



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Me either.

[longshot]

I really don't feel any sympathy. I want to hide my voln window everytime he starts his huggy kissy bullshit. Thank god for the time difference where I live that I no longer have to see that crap anymore.

I remember when showed a friends Gemstone once. Of couse, in the voln window, there's legend boom boom doing his thing...

My friend asks, "Why is this homo named after the Red Wing's goalie, and why is talking like he's five years old?"

Needless to say, he never ended up playing GS.

[Warriorbird]

No sympathy at all. Probably roots from attempting to use the Voln net legitimatley and getting yelled at for interfering with his "family" discussions.

[GS4Gurl]

He constantly talks about his family because he has acceptance issues and insecure. He wants to feel like he's part of a group (family) to feel like he has or is in a "In Crowd". While being in denial that even his own family cannot stand him. heh. And members even left because of him.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
No sympathy at all. Probably roots from attempting to use the Voln net legitimatley and getting yelled at for interfering with his "family" discussions.

I actually did feel sorry for him at the beginning.. but after what.. 2 years.. (according to him it is probably 13 years) it get's old.

[longshot]

Haashek [subdued]: "Legend Boom Boom As Is Locker Retirement Sale: A Glyph-etched Smoky Topaz medallion 5k An Engraved Imflass Neckchain 5k First come Serve Notes only please at my thrak table"

The end is near. Thank god!

[Snapp]

Its about time

[Kurili]

Heh someone was asking what a legend boom boom was, and why its locker was having a sale

[Kurili]

You hear the subdued thoughts of Haashek touch your mind: I have had that name for 5 years, people are jealous of my accomplishments and the mock me wont be long will they will have to find someone else to mock"

Ardwen's reply was excellent..referring to Plur and his diaper

[Jorddyn]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
A side note; have you ever seen such horribly hacked versions of a name in your life? Jorddyn, Jaedn, Guenhafyr...holy crap..give it up already. :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

[Edited on 6-29-2003 by Weedmage Princess]

I'm apologize if my name offends you. I would explain it, but I am quite sure it would matter little, if at all, to you.

I really needed to feel like crap today, though. Yay.

Jorddyn

[Edaarin]

Names aren't usually a big issue with me. Unless it's retarded (read: Warclaidhm), completely out of genre (Tupakshakurr DeadManWalking), or, in this case, retarded nick names (Legend Boom Boom).

And...what accomplishments? 'Adopting' 3000 children? Having a 'father' that hates your damn guts? Singlehandedly alienating half of the people in Wehnimer's with repeated warning/whining/bitching? Giving warriors a bad name in general? I'm sure Stealth will be happy to see him leave.

[HighBardess]

For those who are still curious, or care, or are bored enough to read this post...

Ylandra was adopted by Opheleeah probably years ago. Haashek was part of the deal. Now, the thing is, at that time Haashek was a very nice person... outspoken, but nice.

As the years passed, he became more outspoken, and somewhat bitter, to the point of constant whining. Even in IMs, I (and I'm sure others) heard about this person, or that person, who is an idiot because they said this, that, or the other.

More recently, Haashek discovered the warn verb, and has begun warning everyone who even remotely disagreed with him. It reached the point that I, as a player, was ready to hunt him down RL and slap the silly out of him. Twice.

Since I could not stand his player, as a player, and Ylandra had already expressed her displeasure over his antics, and his constant threats of leaving, she decided to end it on her own.

So, to sum it up, the abusive warning, the whining for spells, and the general stupid kissiness on the thought nets and around town in game, are the reasons Ylandra disowned Haashek.

Why did Ylandra even get adopted? Her player was having a very tough time, and thought that having a family would give her someone to talk to and care about. She was wrong, and has learned the hardway.

[longshot]

In the words of 50 cent:

Haha... pussy!

Later Haashek.

[Bobmuhthol]

50 cent is worth 50 cents. Who does he think he is?

[Edaarin]

Heh, he's logged in and out all day today. I guess he's waiting till the amunet works for his official retirement announcement.

I got warned when I asked him why he wasn't fighting the Jants.

[Betheny]

You say, "Good evening, Haashek."

Haashek gasps.

Haashek is informing you he wants NO FURTHER INTERACTION...

So I made that up but hey, it could happen!

Besides, why would he fight, the bank is closed, he can't pay for spell ups, the Mandis crystal would just suck it right off him, and he'd have to deal with the fact he's like a shaved cat without spells.

[longshot]

____________________
I got warned when I asked him why he wasn't fighting the Jants.
____________________

Are you serious?

What a douche!

[Betheny]

You're on warn interaction now.

[Edaarin]

This thread fell of the first page...so...couple tidbits I came back to while Dreaming in game afk.

Haashek says, "I warcry him in a way not to hurt him.. so he locates me and murders me"
Haashek says, "thinks his way is ok to do.. if I tried to kill him I would easily.. and I did my warcry in town.. so gee how pathetic is he"

Whatever you did Arkans, kudos to you.

Haashek says, "Methais please meet one of my super grandkids.. Morelean"
Methais calmly says, "Looks like a decent warrior, though I dunno if I'd call em super."
Haashek says, "he's part of me in many ways Methais.. he fights verra well"

If I had been awake, I would have asked if he needed fully charged ruby amulets to fight something 10 levels lower than him too.

Haashek says, "ye know Grantor Elovin Kelyntair Tysiln Anticor Jaefer Erolus "

Anticor, break the shackles. I know you want to do it.

[longshot]

Anticor, I understand. I had a similar experience when I first started playing. Someone really strange helped me out, and I became part of a "family" I guess.

But, I know it must suck to be one degree from Boom Boom!

[Soulpieced]

Haashek says, "thinks his way is ok to do..

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That sounds like something Betty said in Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. LOL

[Edited on 7-27-2003 by Soulpieced]

They day a warrior that is 30+ trains under me kills me is the day I retire my character.

- Arkans

Careful Arkans! Say that AFTER the crystal is gone, because without spells, us casters are next to worthless.

Seazarius

P.S. Nice shot on Legend Boom Boom. You did exactly what everyone else wanted to do but held back on. I applaud your efforts.

[longshot]

This retirement crap has been going on for awhile. Is he going to each room in each town and kissing the ground or something?

43 orphans. What will they do?

You see Anticor

He is wearing a Team Haashek jacket.

The jacket is a bright yellow hue not commonly seen due to it's unappealing distinctness. Accross the back, the words, "Haashek's kid" are spelled out in glittering red sequins. Below, the phrase "I'm a super kid' is stitched in large cursive lettering with purple thread. There is a strange pasta stain on the left arm.

Sorry Anticor, you're the only one I know by name.

[Kurili]

Oh, I love it! You're bad, Longshot. But that was good!

[longshot]

:tumble:

I'll try to keep up the good work.

[Parkbandit]

LMAO...

Nice shirt.

Hey, if Haashek wants to kill me in town by all means. The fine he pays, the revenge I get, and the cost of deeds still makes me the winner in the conflict. I refuse to let that meat head get one up on me.

- Arkans

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Arkans
Hey, if Haashek wants to kill me in town by all means. The fine he pays, the revenge I get, and the cost of deeds still makes me the winner in the conflict. I refuse to let that meat head get one up on me.

- Arkans

If Haashek ever killed one of my characters.. I think I would have to commit suicide.

The only thing worse I can think of is if Warclaidhm killed one of my characters.

::glance at Mytmo::

:roll:

Feh, you got a point, but still.. No spells and since I don't attack Jants I never have gear out. That's how I'll justify it to help me sleep better at night.

- Arkans

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Arkans
Feh, you got a point, but still.. No spells and since I don't attack Jants I never have gear out. That's how I'll justify it to help me sleep better at night.

- Arkans

I don't play the victim role too well. Sounds like you've already let him kill you.

[Edaarin]

Well, no more bashing of Hasek in the Drizzsdt thread. But he asked for it, so bump.

Look at the first post in this thread. Discuss.

EDIT: Um, I don't speak in the third person, was logged in as my brother's sorceror for the rescue, not as Edaarin.

[Edited on 10-16-2003 by Edaarin]

[JustMe]

Heh, I thought he needed all those spells because he was a two-hander. He really sucks at hunting if he uses an OHE and Shield and always dies.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by Edaarin
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "exactly why Im retiring "
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "it's pure BS"
>You hear the ghostly voice of Haashek say, "casters have far the better defense than warriors "

Retire already, you putz. Nothing is worse than being a haashek AND a liar. Retire.

[GS4Gurl]

After reading all that Haashek/Hasek has said, and after reading everything everyone says about him IN and OUT of the game. WHY, in the name of all that is HOLY does he insist on being the way he is?!

No, we don't want to literally change you but damn get a clue and do something a little different, you know? What your doing, Haashek, is obviously not working. Why on earth would you come back to a game where people dislike you so much? Fifty people sent you an email to come back? Do you think we are stupid? Why then NOT a single one of them came here to say something positive about you, not ONE positive thing at all? Why? Other than Hasek which is, as we all know, is just you. Think about that. Don't you find that, at all sad? I sure do. I really feel sorry for you. My chars have had my own dealings with Haashek and found him to be the biggest pussy ever. Constantly whining cuz he can't win duels with people who are at a lower level. Some funny stuff.. anyway. Just please do what Warscootlesshm needs to do and retire or start over new and don't do the same stupid ass things you did before.

[StrayRogue]

I am a pretty tolerant guy, but I hope Haashek doesn't come back.

[Weedmage Princess]

Wait a minute...I thought Haashek said he was leaving like...mid summer sometime? That post above is dated...today...October 16th. What happened?

[Warriorbird]

He lied.

On other subjects? Many people have tried to help Haashek...but he's concluded that he's special just the way he is...and that we're all jealous of his Dad and his super kids. Gosh. I know I'm jealous of Anticor.

[Edited on 10-17-2003 by Warriorbird]

[Kurili]

See the Drizz thread, which Hashek has hijacked. Haashek is back, and someone said on Teras.

Acolyte Kurili, just reporting the news

[JustMe]

He is on Teras. Saw him here the other day.

[Parkbandit]

First of all, StrayRogue.. I DEMAND your signature line be changed as it a lie, a fabrication and libel.

Second of all... Haashek is a jackass.

[Savaard]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Heh...heard he was talking pretty big last night when the morphs came, about how he was the only old person around and he should protect the town...too bad I was out, otherwise I woulda made a snide comment about seeing a Haashek morph begging a Chazym morph for spells.

hahahahaha! I bet I could beat Haashek in a duel and he's prolly twice my trains :P

[Kurili]

He just does NOT learn, does he?

Acolyte Kurili

[Edaarin]

Ihozuo deeply asks, "Either you two a Warrior by chance?"
[Hearthstone, Courtyard]
Before you stands a grand old manor, framed by huge willows to the east and west. The elegant trees sway gently in the moonlight, dappling the cobblestone courtyard with ever-shifting patterns of light and dark. Snippets of conversation drift away from the long porch stretching along the full width of the great old house, as several guests enjoy the hospitality and ambience of this fine hideaway. You also see a small apple, a hollow tree stump and the porch steps.
Also here: Ihozuo, Tijay
Obvious paths: south
You see Ihozuo.
He appears to be a Giantman of the Grishknel Clan.
He appears to be very young and very tall. He has deep-set steel grey eyes and copper skin. He has shoulder length, thick steel grey hair streaked with silver. He has a square-jawed face, a hooked nose and a long beard.
He has minor cuts and bruises on his chest.
He is holding an ivory hilted silvery sword in his right hand and an opal-inlaid white glaes kaskara in his left hand.
He is wearing a gold ring, an imflass-edged sheath, some sleek black stalking leathers, a black wolf hide belt, an onyx-inlaid black leather thigh-sheath, a wrist sheath, an ora-buckled indigo leather baldric, a hooded black silk stalking cloak, some ogre tooth-buckled boots, a topaz and copper wire bracelet, an onyx sword cloak clasp, a butterfly charm, a sturdy dark leather gem pouch, a whorled azure blazestar necklace, a tree bark amulet, a burnished silver stickpin, a grey brocade sack, a wiregrass anklet, an enruned copper ring, a glittering bronze earcuff, and a dreamstone inset pewter torc.
You show Ihozuo your black pin.
Etched onto the pin are the words, "Guildmaster Edaarin of the Rogue Guild, Master of Sweep, Master of Subdue, Master of Cheap Shot, Master of Rogue Gambits."
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Ihozuo nods.
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Ihozuo whistles tunelessly to himself.
You see Tijay detgh.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He appears to be ancient. He has grey eyes and tanned skin. He has short, black hair.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a fel-hafted rolaren toporok in his right hand and a cross crested steel shield in his left hand.
He is wearing an antique eonake-plated chain, an opaque glass amulet, a wide gold ring, some inky black trousers, an inky black pack, a crystal amulet, a small leather sack clutched with a withered elf hand, some smoky grey leathers, and a small rose.
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You feel at full magical power again.
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Tijay shakes his head.
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>'I only know of one warrior that would wear leathers at his train
You say, "I only know of one warrior that would wear leathers at his train"
You point at Tijay.
>You chuckle.
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Tijay laughs!
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Tijay says, "dont compare me to him again or i might have another slaying tonight"

[Snapp]

Haashek has friends! See...

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Adyria cheerfully says, "hey, Haashek is a nice guy"
>

I just found this hilarious.

[Camri]

Originally posted by Snapp
Haashek has friends! See...

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Adyria cheerfully says, "hey, Haashek is a nice guy"
>

I just found this hilarious.

Yeah, but ummm...... look where that came from. :no:

[Sean]

hey .. listen don't talk about edaarin's dad likethat hell get his 500 sooper kids to come after you

[theotherjohn]

Haashek is back for sure. His babble is all over the net in the landing.

Here is a wonderful example

You hear the subdued thoughts of Haashek echo in your mind:
"Ahh there is Soul-pathetic I smelled you miles away.. stickpot of Elanthia"

[Kurili]

Poor Haashek hasnt yet figured out that in a battle of wits, he is unarmed.

I was loving the foolishness he was spouting, and the ready replies of those who demonstrated his lack of armed readiness.


Acolyte Kurili

[Edaarin]

I stopped after awhile because it was like picking a fight with a handicapped person.

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Haashek [subdued]: "Love yas sis Muah"
You [subdued]: "Selling hunting tips."
You [subdued]: "You might want to bid on this one, for you it'll be a wizard and spirit spellup."
Haashek [subdued]: "Hey sis.. I thought I heard Mr Ed on here"
You [subdued]: "You're thinking now? That's quite a change."

Necoley [subdued]: "find a warrior"
Haashek [subdued]: "You rang?"
You [subdued]: "She said warrior"
Haashek [subdued]: "Well Mr Ed I think you dont qualify"
You [subdued]: "Obviously not, I'm a rogue. And if you can't come up with anything more than Mr. Ed, the only warrior-like part about you is the complete lack of wit."

Not only is Mr. Ed not funny, it's blatantly OOC.

[Latrinsorm]

wait.. what was that about warriors?

[Artha]

Everyone knows warriors are all fucking retards*.

Garr, Warclaidhm, Haashek...what more proof do you need?


*Except Khanshael warriors. They kick ass.

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Artha
Everyone knows warriors are all fucking retards*.

Garr, Warclaidhm, Haashek...what more proof do you need?


*Except Khanshael warriors. They kick ass.

I love warriors but he is right.

Warclaidhm, Vif, Garr, Haashek
enough said before I go demonic

Originally posted by Savaard

hahahahaha! I bet I could beat Haashek in a duel and he's prolly twice my trains :P

I don't know, I saw Warclaidhm hand you your ass on the boulder one day...

[StrayRogue]

I just know I'm going to get laughed at for this, heck I already do.

Three years ago Haashek was the first older character to ever take the time to show me anything. New to the game as I was then I thought it was great and when he offered to "adopt" me I figured sure sounds like a good thing. So yeah in the game Haashek is Anticor's surrogate dad I guess. Basically what I've come to learn is this. His heart's in the right place but he's not the quickest person around, he gets very passionate and closed minded about issues he feels strongly about. He doesn't see the other side of the story easily and he doesn't take critiques very well but like I said I think his hearts in the right place.

I agree with most of you he doesn't know what it means to be a warrior he knows how to do it in the manner he's always done it. Will I disown him? Not til given a good enough reason in the game like I said he was the first one to show me true kindness by showing me alot of things about the game and alot of the "family" did the same.

Before you get a chance to reply.....

Edaarin I'll kill you for laughing too hard :cool:


Good times.

[AnticorRifling]

I hope you get GRIDS.

[Parkbandit]

Holy fuck.. that's hilarious.

[Mechwarrior1]

holy 6 year thread bump batman....

Haashek and his brigandine. I remember him at Stealth's warrior forum talking about how he was getting his ass handed to him in kings because of his brigandine. Understand this was back when redux was insane (pre-nerf) and a 400 end roll from a falchion on mildly damage padded plate meant 1 point of damage for a warrior over 60 trains. I think Haashek forgot to train armor up till level 40 and did not want to tell anyone.