train wreck of a life finally comes to an end.

[Skeeter]

http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/38722/


Anna Nicole Smith Dead
February 08, 2007

Breaking news: Sources tell ET that Anna Nicole Smith has died.
Sources tell ET that ANNA NICOLE SMITH died this afternoon after she collapsed at a Florida hotel.

The actress and TRIMSPA spokesperson was staying at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida.

According to reports, Anna Nicole collapsed around 2 p.m. and paramedics were called. They reportedly performed CPR at the scene. She was then taken to the Memorial Regional Hospital.

Her partner, HOWARD K. STERN, tells ET that Anna Nicole's temperature was running high last night. The couple was shopping for a new boat in Florida.

[Sean of the Thread]

Assassinated!

[TheEschaton]

Howard Stern was her boyfriend?

[Sean of the Thread]

Different Howard Stern. THE Howard Stern dates that girl on Spike TV.

[ElanthianSiren]

Sucks for her kid.

-M

[Skeeter]

I'm guessing her heart spit the bit from all the drugs.

[Tea & Strumpets]

Sucks for her kid.

-M

Not really...the kid is probably better off.

[ElanthianSiren]

Well, nobody's sure who the kid's dad really is, ala Nicole's weird fucking habits. Kid could be reasonably sure who her mom was though. You might be right, but I wonder if Stern's going to keep her.

-M

[Skeeter]

I wonder if the kid gets any of her money.

[ElanthianSiren]

Heh, that may be the deciding factor in who gets the kid, mmm?

-M
edit: so the train wreck may not be ending but just beginning.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/38722/


Anna Nicole Smith Dead
February 08, 2007

Breaking news: Sources tell ET that Anna Nicole Smith has died.
Sources tell ET that ANNA NICOLE SMITH died this afternoon after she collapsed at a Florida hotel.

The actress and TRIMSPA spokesperson was staying at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida.

According to reports, Anna Nicole collapsed around 2 p.m. and paramedics were called. They reportedly performed CPR at the scene. She was then taken to the Memorial Regional Hospital.

Her partner, HOWARD K. STERN, tells ET that Anna Nicole's temperature was running high last night. The couple was shopping for a new boat in Florida.

What bothers me the most is her absent-minded "Do you like my body" lipo endorsements are still going to pull in a kidney failure or five hundred.

Fucked up: I pray agnostically that her agent will downtalk her dying fitness program. Literally.

This is like Atkins Pt. II :no:

[ElanthianSiren]

This is like Atkins Pt. II :no:

Shhhhhhhhhushhhhhhhh low carb is the way to be! Ketosis is the ideal state. Come over to the dark side...

-M

[Stanley Burrell]

Ketotic breath should be outlawed in all 52 states.

[Augie]

Heh that's so crazy...the hotel she was found at I have friends who work at and I go to every time I am in south FL and the hospital is where my dad always went for surgery.

It will be interesting to see the autopsy reports as to why this happened.

[Apathy]

:whocares:

Pretty naked blonde with deep emotional problems = dime a dozen.

[Artha]

Xanax overdose. I'm calling it.

[Back]

Hey, I thought she was hot in her day.

With what she has been through she probably just expired from having to deal with reality.

I’ll pour a drop for Anna Nicole. Her show entertained me.

[Parkbandit]

She was smoking hot back in the day..... too bad it went to shit so quickly.

[Back]

Live hard, die young takes on a whole new meaning with how advanced our technology is these days. We can party harder for longer now. :)

[peam]

I'll put my money on sleeping pills.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

She was crazy as it gets, but I gotta say I think her life was kind of tragic.

[Stanley Burrell]

I'll put my money on sleeping pills.

I'm'a go with a Cass Elliot (the urban legend demise.)

[peam]

HAM!

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm going with the "Presley".

[Stanley Burrell]

HAM!

Dofl.

[Skeeter]

I'll just say heart failure due to extended drug use

[Snapp]

I'll just say heart failure due to extended drug use

That was my guess too when I first heard that she died. I also agree with SHM... her life was kind of tragic.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'll just say heart failure due to extended drug use

Otherwise known as the "Presley"!

[Skeeter]

I don't believe she died on the shitter. so 1/2 a pressley?

[zhelas]

Zsa Zsa Gabor's Husband Claims He Fathered Anna Nicole Smith's Baby Girl


The battle over who fathered Anna Nicole Smith's infant daughter took a shocking twist Friday when the husband of Hungarian actress Zsa Zsa Gabor claimed he was the baby's father — not the two other men already wrangling over her paternity.

German native Prince Frederick von Anhalt told The Associated Press that he had a decade-long affair with Smith.

"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told the AP on Friday. A source close to Gabor and von Anhalt — Gabor's ninth husband — told FOX News he had no idea why the prince would make such a claim.

The bizarre news came after a judge on Friday refused to order an emergency DNA test on the body of Smith as part of a paternity suit involving the child, but he ordered the body be preserved until a hearing in 10 days, attorneys said.

Two men have been contesting the paternity of 5-month-old Dannielynn, and experts say the custody decision could determine the child's inheritance. Smith's legacy could take years to untangle and could leave the baby girl with millions of dollars or nothing at all...... (continued) http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,251147,00.html

Come on guys this is your chance jump on the bandwagon for your piece!

[zhelas]

Anna Nicole Smith's last minutes - $500,000 footage Marked as: Featured
This video shows the fight for Anna Nicole Smith's life.

Footage of the final moments of Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith's life sold for more than $500,000 Thursday after a media bidding war, according to Splash News & Picture Agency, the paparazzi outlet that sold the rights to the tape.

The video shows paramedics working on the unresponsive reality star as she was wheeled from the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Fla. Splash News screened the videotape to potential media buyers at their Los Angeles headquarters just hours after Smith's death Thursday afternoon.

Emergency responders appear to administer CPR on two separate occasions as the TrimSpa spokeswoman was wheeled out of the hotel on a gurney, according to FOX News Channel producer Christopher Spinder, who viewed the tape.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=726f2c9700

[Skeeter]

I wouldn't hit it with Xye's dick

[Alfster]

She lost a ton of weight super duper fast.

Probably those diet pills she was taking, although the world is better off without her.

[Ignot]

Zsa Zsa Gabor's Husband Claims He Fathered Anna Nicole Smith's Baby Girl



What the fuck?

[Jorddyn]

What the fuck?

I hear that's going to be her epitaph....

[zhelas]

I hear that's going to be her epitaph....

Could Anna Nicole's Bodyguard Be Dannielynn's Father?
http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2007/02/alex_denk.html
He claims to be Anna Nicole's secret lover, and now, in this “Extra” world exclusive, a heartbroken Alexander Denk drops a bombshell about Baby Dannielynn’s real father and Anna’s secret medical condition that may have caused her death.

“She told me everything,” Denk told us. “She told me things no one else knows.”

Denk, who was Anna Nicole's bodyguard for two years, first met the supermodel when he was cast as the chef on "The Anna Nicole Show.”

“I think it was an instant spark, and I think for her it was the same,” he said.

Denk claims he and Anna had a passionate love affair that lasted for two years.

“She was wonderful,” he insisted. “A very sensitive and emotional woman. A very good kisser, I must say.”

But Alexander told “Extra” that he knew Anna was in trouble the last time he talked to her two weeks ago, a conversation that now haunts him.

“She was sick of being called names,” he said. “Everyone was bashing on her and calling her names and putting her down and suing her.”

Now, only on “Extra,” Denk breaks this stunning secret about Anna's health that could affect the investigation into her death. He claims the reality TV star suffered from life threatening seizures, for which she was on medication.

But Denk does not believe drugs were to blame for Anna Nicole’s death.

“My opinion, I don’t think so,” he told us. “I think she was exhausted.”

Then, Denk dropped the baby bombshell we never saw coming. When asked if Smith ever revealed to him the real father of Dannielynn, Denk responded, “She always told me she wanted to have her kids with me.”

So is there a possibility Denk is Dannielynn’s father?

“There’s always a possibility,” he insisted.

Alexander hired prominent Beverly Hills attorney Cyrus Nownejad, and he made it clear he wants to raise Baby Dannielynn if she is his.

But for now, his thoughts are with his lost love.

“Poor Anna, Denk said through tears. “I hope she’s in peace wherever she is.”

[TheEschaton]

This story makes me violently ill every time there's a new sickening update.

-TheE-

[CrystalTears]

I realize you're just being sarcastic, but I wonder why it bothers people so much how other people live their lives. So she had a lot of lovers, so what? She was known to be slutty and you get ill when you hear an update? Hell none of it surprises me actually.

[zhelas]

I realize you're just being sarcastic, but I wonder why it bothers people so much how other people live their lives. So she had a lot of lovers, so what? She was known to be slutty and you get ill when you hear an update? Hell none of it surprises me actually.

Exactly I find it quite humorous that the media has nothing better to do than to post this in the news.



Hey Anna Nicole! You Skanky Hoe!

[Skeeter]

She doesn't need trimspa anymore. The weight is just going to fall off now.

[Drew2]

Skeeter's Poor Taste Joke of the Day brought to you by Dead Baby Inc.


And the letter N.

[TheEschaton]

I hate that her sluttiness is national news, I suppose.

I know lots of sluts, but none of them get internet memorials and episodes of newscasts dedicated to them when they die in the course of their sluttiness.

-TheE-

[CrystalTears]

Maybe your slut friends should marry a geezer billionaire and turn their life around.

[Sean]

Or be a former Playmate of the Year. Ordinary people are ordinary news this is no different than any other "celebrity" passing with the exception of the who is actually this kids dad angle.

[zhelas]

http://www.toledotel.com/~smokeyvly/baby15.JPG
Are you my daaaddeee?

[Ignot]

Thats weird.