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Stanley Burrell
01-26-2007, 12:25 PM
My dirty hippy PETA brain cries for you, purple-hearted lizard champion :(

ANTWERP, Belgium (Jan. 25) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/iguana-with-erection-will-lose-penis/n20070125120409990024

Stanley Burrell
01-26-2007, 12:27 PM
This is a sad day in double post history, too :-X

Gan
01-26-2007, 12:40 PM
:wtf:

1. An erection thats lasted over a week.

2. TWO Penisis!!!

Stanley Burrell
01-26-2007, 12:50 PM
The decision was obviously carried out by jealous, impotent Belgian veterinary Nazis.

Or Jibvns, as I never say.